bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "And-and youre using my name!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Slides are almost ready.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(answering it) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-shes really upset were just talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, I just came from the company Ursula works for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, not you too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-mmm, and I wont have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where hes seen her before.) (To him) Youre trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, Ill give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I knew it! What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, she kissed me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! You kissed!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Maybe we should give them some privacy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Shhhh!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah thats right you werent thinking! Yknow what? Let me give you something to think about! (She pulls up her sleeves and steps towards him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh waithold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow. I, I dont even know what to say. Thank you. (Gently kicks him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Are-are you crying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I got that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You take care Jill.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye-bye-e!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) What is the matter with you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Barry and Mindy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh-oh, wasnt he cheating on you with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why did they get divorced?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starts to imagine it) I cant. I keep seeing it the good way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure I would!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What, you guys really think that Im that shallow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I just think Monica was that fat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Merrill Lynch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well why didnt you take the job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Rob Tillman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no. Its-its me, Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. Ross Tillman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no-no, Ross Geller.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, of course Monicas brother!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! How are you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! Me too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is-isnt it the best?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually shes right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I would love too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! (They start to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, dont you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But! Dont you have to give him his money back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes not boring! Hes just-hes just low key.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(not impressed) Wow!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, depressed) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! Whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not \"Archie Comic funny.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Was his question whats more boring than him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ehh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could use the money; it could give me time to write.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh right great! Welcome aboard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Phoebe! Guess what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Mon!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, hes a friend of ours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well its kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that hes not real.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes coming over! Hes coming over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting up) Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(giggles and cant look at him) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shaking Rachels hand) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, its always nice to meet the fans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey there you are!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-oh, its my boss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) You realize what you are dont you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre his bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But the Kit-Kats are all right?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Come on Pheebs, its not that bad! Yknow most people would be excited if they didnt have to work for a couple of weeks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) So whats going on with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still going through that dry spell with Carol?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How long has it been since you had sex?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, last weekend", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats not so bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "will be two months", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "since I stopped trying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe you need to spice things up a little.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, dirty talk, mnage trois, toys", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Roll playing You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I think I got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, \"Bring me food.\" Two is, \"Im with a girl, bring us food.\" Three is, \"Im lost and I cant find food.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great. (Starts to go in.) (To Chandler) Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(awestruck, then not) Isnt that a line from the show?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drakes voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a line from the show too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you watch too much TV.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, theres pulp in that. (Hands it back.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah sure, iced tea would be great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Iced tea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, anything for you sir?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Carol our sex life isits just not working", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out) My last Kit-Kat bar!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanna share it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not mayonnaise!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say Im sorry. Here. (Hands him a cup.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you wouldnt uh, care. Its just a stupid comic book story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that cant have lumps in them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its so easy for you I mean, youre not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. Youve, youve done it right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its not like, I havent any opportunities. I mean, yknow, Im just waiting for the perfect guy. Im seeing this guy Roger, all right? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Yknow, give him my flower.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? You are right?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh what do you know? Virgin!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Put it out!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, give it to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Give it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Yeah, shes fired.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(very relived) Oh! Thank God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joeys phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! Its Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someones been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, hows it going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, I put some honey in it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, the doctors say it may kill her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you two girls whispering about over there?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) But I think we should tell her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen Phoebe, hes right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you used to like playing the guitar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, I mean its just so realistic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, can I use your bathroom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its uh, right through there. (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it sure is!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And then were gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no, no! Its sensual!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Were really gonna do this, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im-Im Ross by the way.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How hot is this?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) \"Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous until 1979.\" (Mumbles something further.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it!! Thats not funny!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What was tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont want to know what tonight was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was just waiting for the perfect guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Hes not a horrible guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey thats what I tell girls about me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, Im gonna die a virgin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was kidding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So was I.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here you go. Let me ask you a question.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come, come here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "We cant do this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want to disappoint you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do like that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo!! Okay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! (They both get up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have some moves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, lets just forget it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sexily) Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats the couch.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Morning!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(wakes up suddenly and realizes where she is) Oh right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well he actually saw you a little bit too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No, not after seeing that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God Im just a horrible person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh-why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because Im married. Thats right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV stars apartment to have an affair! Uck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats ridiculous! Im not a \"Star,\" just a regular famous actor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah and Im a horrible, horrible person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ring from the cave, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Uh okay, well uh (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the ring.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No-no-no", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I thought that ring stood for Caprices undying love for her brother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, do you want the ring or not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look at you! Youre up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Ive learned my lesson.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Lets go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man whos holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! So, was it amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was, it was okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just okayDid you do it right?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, \"Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, absolutely!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you got to be with both of them, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not the other one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, she kept kicking me away!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you dont want that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I a lot of stuff!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got a little bored?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A little. Yeah. I made a snack.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? What did ya have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It really was!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, check me out, Im a slut!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you uh, want to do something tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, \"Can the doctor see me now?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I bet he can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Yeah! Dont worry about me, Ill be fine! (Does a kara-tay move.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh! My God! Barry!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Surprise! Look whos back!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, I dont think so!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Jack!! Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nu-uh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im having another heart attack!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Arthur, hes the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is Joey Tribbiani here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that Im looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That-thats always good news. Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sit down!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (He does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aw what are you?! A detective?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who are these men?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Men. I guy I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good day for married people huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry your husband cheated on you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Try telling my wife that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a \"doctor\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "There was just one woman, wasnt there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, there were two.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Including me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(singing)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, remember when I had a monkey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what, what was I thinking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow whats more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Yknow whats even more generous than that?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I see where youre goin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats up with the greed Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or, yknow, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if youve got yknow a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it) goin on. Wow! I still have it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh do it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what have you guys been up to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, we can kick anybodys ass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After one class? I dont think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there (points) and pretend youre a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Isnt that a kind of sushi?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its a concept!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah it is! It is! Its freshwater eel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, maybe it means that too", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Fine! Get attacked! I dont even care!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And-and youre using my name!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Slides are almost ready.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(answering it) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-shes really upset were just talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, I just came from the company Ursula works for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, not you too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Um-mmm, and I wont have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where hes seen her before.) (To him) Youre trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, Ill give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! I knew it! What happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, she kissed me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! You kissed!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Maybe we should give them some privacy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Shhhh!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah thats right you werent thinking! Yknow what? Let me give you something to think about! (She pulls up her sleeves and steps towards him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh waithold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow. I, I dont even know what to say. Thank you. (Gently kicks him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Are-are you crying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I got that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You take care Jill.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye-bye-e!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bye.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Ross) What is the matter with you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Barry and Mindy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh-oh, wasnt he cheating on you with her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why did they get divorced?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(starts to imagine it) I cant. I keep seeing it the good way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure I would!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What, you guys really think that Im that shallow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I just think Monica was that fat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Merrill Lynch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well why didnt you take the job?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Rob Tillman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No-no. Its-its me, Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. Ross Tillman.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no-no, Ross Geller.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, of course Monicas brother!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! How are you?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! Me too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is-isnt it the best?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually shes right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, I would love too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! (They start to leave.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wait, dont you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But! Dont you have to give him his money back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes not boring! Hes just-hes just low key.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(not impressed) Wow!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering, depressed) Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no! Whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not \"Archie Comic funny.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bye.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Was his question whats more boring than him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ehh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could use the money; it could give me time to write.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh right great! Welcome aboard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Phoebe! Guess what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Mon!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, hes a friend of ours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well its kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that hes not real.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hes coming over! Hes coming over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting up) Joey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(giggles and cant look at him) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(shaking Rachels hand) Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, its always nice to meet the fans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey there you are!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-oh, its my boss!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) You realize what you are dont you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre his bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But the Kit-Kats are all right?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come on Pheebs, its not that bad! Yknow most people would be excited if they didnt have to work for a couple of weeks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) So whats going on with you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Still going through that dry spell with Carol?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How long has it been since you had sex?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, last weekend", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats not so bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "will be two months", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "since I stopped trying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe you need to spice things up a little.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what do you mean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, dirty talk, mnage trois, toys", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Roll playing You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I think I got it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, \"Bring me food.\" Two is, \"Im with a girl, bring us food.\" Three is, \"Im lost and I cant find food.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh great. (Starts to go in.) (To Chandler) Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(awestruck, then not) Isnt that a line from the show?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drakes voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a line from the show too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, you watch too much TV.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, theres pulp in that. (Hands it back.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah sure, iced tea would be great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Iced tea.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, anything for you sir?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Carol our sex life isits just not working", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aww.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out) My last Kit-Kat bar!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanna share it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not mayonnaise!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say Im sorry. Here. (Hands him a cup.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you wouldnt uh, care. Its just a stupid comic book story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that cant have lumps in them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, youre not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, its so easy for you I mean, youre not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica. Youve, youve done it right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its not like, I havent any opportunities. I mean, yknow, Im just waiting for the perfect guy. Im seeing this guy Roger, all right? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Yknow, give him my flower.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? You are right?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh what do you know? Virgin!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Put it out!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, give it to me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Give it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Yeah, shes fired.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(very relived) Oh! Thank God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joeys phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! Its Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someones been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, hows it going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But, I put some honey in it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, the doctors say it may kill her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you two girls whispering about over there?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) But I think we should tell her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Listen Phoebe, hes right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you used to like playing the guitar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, I mean its just so realistic!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umm, can I use your bathroom?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its uh, right through there. (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it sure is!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And then were gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no-no, no! Its sensual!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Were really gonna do this, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im-Im Ross by the way.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How hot is this?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, me too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) \"Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous until 1979.\" (Mumbles something further.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it!! Thats not funny!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What was tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You dont want to know what tonight was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was just waiting for the perfect guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Hes not a horrible guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey thats what I tell girls about me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, Im gonna die a virgin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was kidding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So was I.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah you did.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here you go. Let me ask you a question.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come, come here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We cant do this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want to disappoint you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I do like that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo!! Okay!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay! (They both get up.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have some moves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, lets just forget it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(sexily) Yeah?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats the couch.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Morning!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(wakes up suddenly and realizes where she is) Oh right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well he actually saw you a little bit too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! No, not after seeing that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God Im just a horrible person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh-why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because Im married. Thats right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV stars apartment to have an affair! Uck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats ridiculous! Im not a \"Star,\" just a regular famous actor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah and Im a horrible, horrible person.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ring from the cave, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! Uh okay, well uh (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the ring.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No-no-no", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I thought that ring stood for Caprices undying love for her brother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, do you want the ring or not?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look at you! Youre up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Ive learned my lesson.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Lets go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man whos holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right! So, was it amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was, it was okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just okayDid you do it right?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, \"Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, absolutely!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you got to be with both of them, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not the other one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, she kept kicking me away!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you dont want that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I a lot of stuff!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You got a little bored?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A little. Yeah. I made a snack.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? What did ya have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sounds good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It really was!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, check me out, Im a slut!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you uh, want to do something tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, \"Can the doctor see me now?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I bet he can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah! Yeah! Dont worry about me, Ill be fine! (Does a kara-tay move.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh! My God! Barry!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Surprise! Look whos back!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, I dont think so!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Jack!! Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nu-uh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im having another heart attack!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Arthur, hes the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi Ross!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Rachel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is Joey Tribbiani here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that Im looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That-thats always good news. Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sit down!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (He does so.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aw what are you?! A detective?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who are these men?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Men. I guy I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good day for married people huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im sorry your husband cheated on you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great either.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Try telling my wife that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would you do that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a \"doctor\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "There was just one woman, wasnt there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, there were two.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Including me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(singing)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, remember when I had a monkey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what, what was I thinking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow whats more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Yknow whats even more generous than that?!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I see where youre goin!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats up with the greed Joe?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or, yknow, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if youve got yknow a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it) goin on. Wow! I still have it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh do it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, what have you guys been up to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, we can kick anybodys ass!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After one class? I dont think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there (points) and pretend youre a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Isnt that a kind of sushi?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its a concept!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah it is! It is! Its freshwater eel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right, maybe it means that too", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow what? Fine! Get attacked! I dont even care!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?", "role": "user" } ]