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{
"content": "Hey! Hows it goin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes it has! I made cookies!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats all right. Im still full from your homemade potato chips.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you should eat them now because theyre hot from the oven.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Reaches for one.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(gritting her teeth) Okay, Ill be out in a second.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opening the door) What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That doesnt lock does it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Joey! Sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No thats all right. Dont worry about it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Look! (He throws some of his spaghetti on the floor.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ive never lived like this before.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you have some studying to do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow I remember when uh, when I was in college, we used to (He sees some of his colleagues enter and puts his head on her lap.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Its not just frowned upon?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love it at Joeys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, here you go. (Hands her another one.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, sees Rachels throw) Ni-hi-ice!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) So, you busy Thursday?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Listen umm, yeah okay, I need to talk to you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah she said something about crumbies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats right, all the ladies want to stay at Joeys.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No but at Monicas you can eat cookies over the sink!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right fine! This looks like so much fun. (Examining the bowl of wet paper towels.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God, what a mess. (She grabs the bowl and heads for Monicas.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(feeling it too) No! No! Its wrong! Its-its-its naughty. Its taboo.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Lets also get a hot plate!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its Thursday! How was the audition?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs(He gasps in horror.) Oh! (Runs out and Chandler just shakes his head. After a second Joey runs back in to grab a piece of pizza and runs back out.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha! (He grabs a screwdriver and starts to attack the compressor, only he causes a small short circuit and shocks himself.) Ah-ah!! Damn fridge!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Joey, how ya doin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great! Roomie!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not paying for half of that! Im only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That refrigerators dont live as long as people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre jokin right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you guys know any cute guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. (Pats Joeys arm, Joey pats Chandlers shoulder, and Chandler motions for Joey to say the same about him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Anyway, theres this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats the charity?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, something either trees or diseaseRalph mumbles a lot.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So he has to be a male who has at least $50.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! So close.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey everybody!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, sly.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, tell her good luck with that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Anyone else? Huh? Bring em on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oo! Whens her birthday?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know Rachel, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, yknow its just been so long since Ive been to Chuckie Cheese.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I like Elizabeth.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well thanks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Yknow, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats so funny because we found someone too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats good, I guess shell have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why would our guy be a weirdo?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cause thats just your taste.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these (She squeezes the skin on her chin together to form)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A face ass?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A chin dimple!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Have you seen your guys body?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, our guy is just a floating head.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? Hes a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre not supposed to look!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, like there are police for that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. (Laughs.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Chandler funny?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Our guys a great dancer!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My guy is well read.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Our guy has great hair.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My guy has great teeth!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Our guy smells incredible.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, youdont look good Joe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats still in there?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is this a service youre providing me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No! No! For my new fridgeour new fridge!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) Give me $400!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-ooh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Doorknob! Doorknob!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. What-what about?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Spring vacation.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What the hell are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I saw you push him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) You pushed him!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I still havent gotten a check for your half yet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do not give him any money!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes! Please, come in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oo-oo!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That! Lets talk about that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats-whats the difference?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What did you do on yours?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I went to Egypt with my dad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can see it now, \"Look dad, its the Sphinx!\" (Does that party noise again.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, \"Spring break!\" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And slept with the professor.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna call her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, what the hell is this?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You found me a guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandlers work!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, yknow what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think Im just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, would you stop it with that already?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No reason, its just I know a single guy that cares about other people.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you funny?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you guys doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you funny? Tell us a joke!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, so do a lot of people.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Turns out he is kinda funny.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? \"Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?\" (Imitates him.) \"Uhh, okayI gotta go!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so you will meet our guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, Ill meet em.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay now it doesnt matter which one you choose, yknow? Its completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay sure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Call it even?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Man, she is going to have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know the hotels?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure! I was there! Spring Break 81! Woo-hoo!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "In 1981 you were 13!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, she cant go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Then what am I supposed to do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe you dont marry this one.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im so glad youre going on this trip!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you into crafts at all?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "To wear in front of people?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is this?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good-good-good-good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, yknow what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? (Laughs) Eldad come here! (He stands up from the next table.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Eldad, this is Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well-well a little blind sided but yknow good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "IOhh! (Moves over and lets Eldad sit on the couch.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is Patrick. (Points to him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is Patrick.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-okay, but Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im just sort of in the middle of something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Okay! Yeah, thats okay. (To Patrick) Have a seat. (Sits Patrick down next to Rachel.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! You cant do that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stopping him) Sit down! Were winning!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, yknow what? Maybe I should go!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It is the softest hair! Touch it! (Both he and Monica do so.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Im good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel? Patrick is really rich. (To Patrick) Give her some money.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right Patrick, bye-bye!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay, lets talk it out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then why did she ask us to",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you! (Storms out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So uh, have a great time down there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Cool.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Call me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what was it for anyway?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I wanna say a disease.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh. All right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh Professor Geller.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, to be 13 again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! I wont leave you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont worry about me, Im a robot! Im just a machine!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No youre not! Not to me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(she stops reading from the script) Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am extremely talented!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, youre great! Okay, lets take it from",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, youre solid. Yeah, youre just no me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? I think thats enough for now. Yeah. I dont want to be over rehearsed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its a new TV show. Yeah. Im up for the part of Mac Macaveli or \"Mac.\" Yeah, Im a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. Hes a, hes a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or-or \"C.H.E.E.S.E.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats the title! Yeah! Yknow they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is lucky.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "HuhWait so Joey if you get this, youre gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean youll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big MacHey! You love those!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You really think so?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, ok.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] \"Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a...\" (Does the smell-the-fart look.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(overacting with a song this time) (singing) Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its your turn.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, are we playing this?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, dejectedly) Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Howd the audition go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Terrible! I messed up every line! I shouldnt even be an actor!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, did I fool ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Totally!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So it did go well.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it went amazingly well!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats great!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, its down to me and two other guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And I know both of them, theyre really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials whos always getting chased by those big flowers",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh, what are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(stops laughing) What am I doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, it is overdue.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, dont worry. Okay? Youre gonna be fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's your call.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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