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[
{
"content": "Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "They'r alright.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No really, they're OK.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, what happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until... (The flashback shows Paulo lying face down on the massage table and slowly moving his hands up Phoebe's legs and grabbing her butt.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And all of the sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (The flashback shows Paulo rolling over and showing Phoebe his equipment.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was it...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You ate my sandwich?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(getting upset) Oh-oh really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(jumping to his feet in anger) What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(startled) Ahh! Arent you dressed yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looks down at his clothes) Am I naked again?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wh?! What about my allergies?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "As crazy as soccer?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You mean you didnt get it from this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe we can fix it yknow? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I messed up. Okay? Im sorry, I really messed up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybodys allowed one mistake, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's not that bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And what?! Did you sleep with her?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No! No! I just kissed her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!! Thats even worse!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How is that worse?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! But its the same!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, Im not saying that you should magically forgive me! But youre not perfect! Youve made some errors in judgment too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Name one!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(lets him out) What happened?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So--You got in voluntarily?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "BEND OVER?!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...And what did you bring?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cupping.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes it is. In prison!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I said name one!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you think hell ever forgive me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? I-I kinda have.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It took two people to break up this relationship!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I fell asleep!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(mocking him) You fell asleep?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It was 5",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You had no right to go out with him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is the most ridiculous...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You sold me out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I did not sell you out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you just flick me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know! I know! I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please tell me you got the message!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What message?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The actor playing Mac couldnt do it, they needed to see you at 2 oclock.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! Its 6 oclock!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Rosss! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe this Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well Im uh",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well thats good. Because you didnt! And Im incredibly happy for ya!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, we could do this all day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are gonna be a huge star! Im gonna hug ya!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You hug me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, do we do this too much?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think so. Yeah, get off me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., Im not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you dont have to yell.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, \"Ooh, whered Ross go?\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you! And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. I mean",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? I think thats enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) Hes holding us back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Totally.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And your horoscope says, \"On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Oh, well thank you in advance. (Kisses her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Op, but the twelfth brings a lovers spat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(ecstatic) Oh my God! Its Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats right. Its your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? Ive dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! Joey, youre going to be great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I dont know anything about technology! I cant even use Chandlers computer except to find porn! And-and thats only cause its right there when you turn it on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think our lovers spat will start a little early this month.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Be-because the last one was such a big seller?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you guys doing later?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) We do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I want to see what he wants first.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Huh? (Picks up the phone) Mac Macaveli, Private Investigator!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wow! Hes so lifelike! (Starts touching the guys cheeks) Unbelievable! (He starts tugging on the guys ears.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Sorry about that(Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It-its great to meet you Paul.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Eh-whExcuse me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats funny. Umm. (Pause, then serious) Its not funny.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This isyou(Ross starts laughing.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And the Irish guy wins the joke!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How crazy that wed run into you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(obviously attracted to him) Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theres a Mr. Bing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, cause usually hes got the childrens hospital.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Not looking for dates. (Monica turns in horror.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And hes a great brother!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, we were just",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Ross is sooo great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you said the baby creeps you out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, the little girl creeps me out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You said the baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why would the baby creep me out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would the little girl creep you out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(writing frantically) You guys, Im sorry, could you please talk a little slower?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is going in your book?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Excuse me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Oh hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Well lets look for them. (Finds some under one of the couch cushions. It has a pink, fuzzy ball on the key chain.) Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right! (Throws them back under the cushion.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You just dont look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. We?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sympathetic) Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh. (She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels) Ooh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How was your first day?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Damn those robots, theyre supposed to be our faithful servants!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Anyway, it wasnt the robot, it was the guy who controls him. Yeah, he doesnt like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one! Ohh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, why dont you just get him fired?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I was just getting him to like you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey?! Joey!! (He runs into his bedroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, Joey is not here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, its okay. You can come out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(coming out of the bedroom) Oh! Oh my God! I didnt even see you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What-what-what thehow da-how did-what the-how did-what?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, yknow he lost his keys so he was looking for them",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(incredulous) In your mouth?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You were at the coffeehouse!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He is my girlfriends father, okay? Its-its, its weird!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "WhYou dated my sister!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was different!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Why?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is weird for me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How is that important?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh its important!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No sweetie, youve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! Youve got to kiss some serious robot ass!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow Im not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. (Starts to leave, but stops and turns to Phoebe.) Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So do you think uh, Joeys more charming than me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Thats why Im sleeping with him on the side.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you wish. (Stops to think about it and gets depressed.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(writing in her book) \"You wish.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, stop writing about us!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not writing about you! Im writing about other people.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Marcia and Chester.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay fine! Fine! Then you know what, Ill just write about Phyllis! Hmm!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hmm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(writing on a piece of paper) Phyllis is sitting in a chair.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I see what youre doing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh-oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! Im gonna go to the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, take your time.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Paul) Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasnt as bad as-as",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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