bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Not all bad.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! No! NotI dont mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, whos umm six and I still think of him as a baby.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We said seven!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We said six!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The only way that I said six would be if the sevens, let meet at seven, not at six.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, \"Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Turning around in the chair) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my good God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know what time you said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Quite an interesting turn of events, suddenly its my book to the rescue, huh? (Reading her book) Ooh, very interesting. Yeah, well this certainly clears things up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disgusted) What does it say?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! So are you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) I told you I should not wear this color. (Hes wearing a reddish-orange sweater.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading from her book) Mon (Pause as she restarts) Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks theyre supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks its at seven.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(writing in her book) Marcia and Chester are mad at Phyllis.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe Im going to lose this job!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah? Well, I dont want to talk to you Wayne! I hate you! You ruined my life! Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. (They shake hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, how are ya?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(incredulous) Why should I help you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering in Joeys ear) The reason he just said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(happily) What do you need?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you in love with her or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, Ive been there my friend.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "God no!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats okay, Im not so crazy about myself right now either.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh yeah, I guessYeah! I guess so.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh! Kids!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You got it! And the rabbis beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Pauses as he waits for C.H.E.E.S.E.s next line.) Its your line C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Suddenly C.H.E.E.S.E. goes crazy and starts flinging its arms and advancing on Joey behind the desk.) Wayne! Wayne!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(dejected) Hi, you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well its justits one of those situations that I just hate. Yknow? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill give up my ticket.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay thats so generous!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I think Ross is generous too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Okay then its just us girls!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what-what is the exhibit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh man! (Hits Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on you guys; thats funny! Yknow? Because hes needhes got like a hearing aide yknow, cause-cause yknow, cause hes all old, and", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? That okay, thats great.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right look, I-I realize it upsets you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I dont think theres really anything you can do about it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh! A man with a plan!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! So Im back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesnt remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, Im ready to go back up on the wall Im the star of a new TV show.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well, its not on TV yet.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? (Walks away)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I love museums!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Soakin up all the culture.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where do you want to start?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, the gift shop!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, and then lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! No! Why?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I didnt know you could get married here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh sorry didnt mean to interrupt. Its just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but theres a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. Thats four years. Chandlers not gonna wait that long. Hes gonna find somebody else, yknow? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna do it too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Who would, who would you marry?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, I dont have anyone right now. Yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, that stuff is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont even get me started on yours!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, lets get me back up there! (Holds out his picture.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "WhatBut you saw the show!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dry cleaners?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh you should, its great.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "This place is really beautiful!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyesDo-do you want to make out?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ehh, I was just, I was just thinking about your father.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A little bit.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! (Listens) Yes, the groomNo! Not the groom!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Its so secluded up here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I feel like were the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I came with Paul!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I recognize the ankles!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get up!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahh. Thank you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Op, ice. I need ice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(under the couch) You and your ice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(before entering) Did you really hear a bear?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go-go!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats your, thats your dads bedroom. (Yelling) Thats your dads bedroom!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gets up) See you later. (Starts to leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask! (He storms out.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on machine) This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! (The machine beeps off.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NOOOO!!!!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? (Pause) Youre the other one right? (She thinks about it for a second and nods yes.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Surprise me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you seen Chandler?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well for the regular guy, its bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) \"Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel said that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, \"Son of a bitch?\" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, maybe ask this guy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, what did he do?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-IHey! I did not go out with your wife! (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, we should go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God Ross! What in heavens name are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. (Paul just looks at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Pauls flexing.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(going over to him) Im so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right here! (Clucks like a chicken for some reason.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So did Heldi show you the place?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, its beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Gunther.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Not all bad.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No! NotI dont mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, whos umm six and I still think of him as a baby.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We said seven!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We said six!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The only way that I said six would be if the sevens, let meet at seven, not at six.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, \"Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Turning around in the chair) Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my good God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know what time you said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Quite an interesting turn of events, suddenly its my book to the rescue, huh? (Reading her book) Ooh, very interesting. Yeah, well this certainly clears things up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(disgusted) What does it say?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks! So are you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) I told you I should not wear this color. (Hes wearing a reddish-orange sweater.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading from her book) Mon (Pause as she restarts) Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks theyre supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks its at seven.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(writing in her book) Marcia and Chester are mad at Phyllis.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe Im going to lose this job!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah? Well, I dont want to talk to you Wayne! I hate you! You ruined my life! Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. (They shake hands.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi, how are ya?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(incredulous) Why should I help you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(whispering in Joeys ear) The reason he just said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(happily) What do you need?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you in love with her or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, Ive been there my friend.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "God no!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats okay, Im not so crazy about myself right now either.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh yeah, I guessYeah! I guess so.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh! Kids!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You got it! And the rabbis beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Pauses as he waits for C.H.E.E.S.E.s next line.) Its your line C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Suddenly C.H.E.E.S.E. goes crazy and starts flinging its arms and advancing on Joey behind the desk.) Wayne! Wayne!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(dejected) Hi, you guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the matter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well its justits one of those situations that I just hate. Yknow? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ill give up my ticket.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay thats so generous!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I think Ross is generous too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great! Okay then its just us girls!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what-what is the exhibit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh man! (Hits Chandler)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thats great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why? What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on you guys; thats funny! Yknow? Because hes needhes got like a hearing aide yknow, cause-cause yknow, cause hes all old, and", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Really? That okay, thats great.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right look, I-I realize it upsets you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I dont think theres really anything you can do about it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh! A man with a plan!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! So Im back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesnt remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, Im ready to go back up on the wall Im the star of a new TV show.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well, its not on TV yet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? (Walks away)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I love museums!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Soakin up all the culture.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where do you want to start?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, the gift shop!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, and then lunch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! No! Why?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I didnt know you could get married here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh sorry didnt mean to interrupt. Its just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, but theres a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. Thats four years. Chandlers not gonna wait that long. Hes gonna find somebody else, yknow? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna do it too!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me too!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Who would, who would you marry?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know, I dont have anyone right now. Yknow?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, that stuff is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dont even get me started on yours!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, lets get me back up there! (Holds out his picture.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "WhatBut you saw the show!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dry cleaners?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh you should, its great.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "This place is really beautiful!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyesDo-do you want to make out?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ehh, I was just, I was just thinking about your father.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "A little bit.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! (Listens) Yes, the groomNo! Not the groom!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Its so secluded up here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I feel like were the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing here?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I came with Paul!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I recognize the ankles!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get up!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahh. Thank you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Op, ice. I need ice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(under the couch) You and your ice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(before entering) Did you really hear a bear?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go-go!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats your, thats your dads bedroom. (Yelling) Thats your dads bedroom!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, honey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(gets up) See you later. (Starts to leave.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(angrily) Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask! (He storms out.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(on machine) This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! (The machine beeps off.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "NOOOO!!!!!!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? (Pause) Youre the other one right? (She thinks about it for a second and nods yes.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Surprise me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you seen Chandler?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well for the regular guy, its bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) \"Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rachel said that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, \"Son of a bitch?\" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, maybe ask this guy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, what did he do?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-IHey! I did not go out with your wife! (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, we should go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God Ross! What in heavens name are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. (Paul just looks at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Pauls flexing.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(going over to him) Im so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right here! (Clucks like a chicken for some reason.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. (They hug.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Totally.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So did Heldi show you the place?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, its beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Gunther.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.", "role": "assistant" } ]