bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, have you told anyone else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You told me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadnt been on the toilet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. (Heads straight for the fridge.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh all right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, coffeehouse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, we dont because we gottheother pl-place.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "How rude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So how are things going with Paul?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good. Although yknow, he-hes a private guy. Yknow, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that wont open.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Watch this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi Paul!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So how are things going with you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Great to see you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How you doing?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! You take care!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! That was so weird, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, whyd you do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please, I think you know why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant think of anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Ross, youre a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess it could.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then I think thats it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if hes angry, he really shouldnt just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, if thats what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, youre lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm The rest of you life, yknow? Any regrets?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hm-mmm.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming over after returning the musket) Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or not, whatever.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sir, can I ask you to umm, could youhold out that ring and ask me to marry you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, I-I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We will give you $10.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "We stand firm at $10.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, Im sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill give you $1 for them.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Remember? You-you were eating pizza.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow thats a great idea! And I still have his credit card.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. (Starts to get his money)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All the time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All the time!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Still crying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didnt know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the other one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we have some", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you dont!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. (He hands it to her and Phoebe poses in front of one of those small mirrors.) Somethings missing. Its not Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, did he hug you?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im a little busy here Paul.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. (Paul rushes over and hugs Chandler tightly.) Oh hey! There you go. (The hug continues.) Okay. (The hug continues.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay! (Pushes him away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, \"Whats going on?\") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have my credit card?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, its in my Inin my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank God! (Grabs his card.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I cant go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats uh, thats pretty nice but Im gonna go with the one I picked first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. Its over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They put you in jail?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The little jail between the doors!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe it was the guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the ring!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! He blew us off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I tell you something? Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooooh! Freeze him out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh? Well show him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From now on, its gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. (They shake hands.) Okay! Were gonna be the new Joey and Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. Im back.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "A lover?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah surfer?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, (sits on the counter and buttons her sweater to show some cleavage) get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isnt too revealing is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! Its a beautiful ring!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "There he is! (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay and he hasnt proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Okay, go, go, go get him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It is your office.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "John?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Here he is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! I would trade.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, shes dying Of a cough apparently.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting her) Okay, thats enough honey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) I think we gotta end the freeze out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, is this, is this for real?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, check out the ring. (Shows it to them.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you two are really serious?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, pretty much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And-and-and-and-and-and, and were gonna be friends again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes to hug him and stops short) HeyyyyWhat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its water under the bridge, forget it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think Im gonna cry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding an empty tissue box) Wheres all the tissues?! (Throws the box down in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Check out the ring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandlers gonna ask Monica to marry him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You told her before you told us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? Well, you should know. Youve bought like a billion of em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you didnt get one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well tonights the big night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sounds perfect!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not gonna mess it up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If she says no, can I have the ring?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes not gonna say no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with her mouthful) Hi Monica.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Give me it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its gone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with his mouthful) Hi Monica.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Were practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(glaring at her) Well, Monica and Chandler cant go. Were going to dinner remember?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Im so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the big deal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where are you going?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Open bar?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can do that for the kids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Have a benefit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didnt agree to that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you really see this as a long-term thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See? Now, he could date her.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) Whats going on little elves?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah you have the ring?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oop! (Hands him back the ring.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and shes gonna know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the rest of them) Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) You are beautiful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) Whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(breaking up) Were just reallyvery excited about this charity event that we have to go to.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now whats going on here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(suddenly worried) Uh, wh-why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Its nice!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hi. (They shake hands.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I also brought my friend Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(behind them) Oh!! Shrimp toast! (Walks right past the little group on his way for the shrimp toast.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. (Mr. Thompson walks away and after hes left.) Okay, (writing her bid down) twenty dollars.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whats-whats going on?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Okay! Okay! (Stops her.) Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(screaming) Everybody put their balloons down!!! (There is a temporary cease fire.) Now this is a nice suit!! (Shows everyone where he was hit.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ugh! So close!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey you guys! Look!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got me some drinks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Open bar!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well now its an empty bar.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just cant stand anyone else enjoying themselves cant you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now, have you told anyone else?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You told me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadnt been on the toilet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. (Heads straight for the fridge.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh all right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, coffeehouse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, we dont because we gottheother pl-place.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How rude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So how are things going with Paul?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good. Although yknow, he-hes a private guy. Yknow, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that wont open.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Watch this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi Paul!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So how are things going with you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Great to see you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How you doing?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! You take care!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! That was so weird, huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, whyd you do it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Why?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Please, I think you know why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant think of anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on Ross, youre a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess it could.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well then I think thats it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if hes angry, he really shouldnt just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, if thats what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, youre lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm The rest of you life, yknow? Any regrets?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hm-mmm.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(coming over after returning the musket) Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or not, whatever.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sir, can I ask you to umm, could youhold out that ring and ask me to marry you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Chandler, I-I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We will give you $10.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "We stand firm at $10.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, Im sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ill give you $1 for them.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Remember? You-you were eating pizza.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh wow thats a great idea! And I still have his credit card.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. (Starts to get his money)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All the time?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All the time!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Still crying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didnt know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whats the other one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we have some", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you dont!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. (He hands it to her and Phoebe poses in front of one of those small mirrors.) Somethings missing. Its not Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, did he hug you?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im a little busy here Paul.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. (Paul rushes over and hugs Chandler tightly.) Oh hey! There you go. (The hug continues.) Okay. (The hug continues.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay! (Pushes him away.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, \"Whats going on?\") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have my credit card?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, its in my Inin my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank God! (Grabs his card.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I cant go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thats uh, thats pretty nice but Im gonna go with the one I picked first.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. Its over!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They put you in jail?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The little jail between the doors!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Maybe it was the guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the ring!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! He blew us off!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I tell you something? Me too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooooh! Freeze him out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh? Well show him!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From now on, its gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. (They shake hands.) Okay! Were gonna be the new Joey and Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. Im back.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "A lover?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah surfer?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, (sits on the counter and buttons her sweater to show some cleavage) get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isnt too revealing is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering from her room) Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! Its a beautiful ring!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "There he is! (Points.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay and he hasnt proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Okay, go, go, go get him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It is your office.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "John?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Here he is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow! I would trade.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, shes dying Of a cough apparently.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(interrupting her) Okay, thats enough honey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Ross) I think we gotta end the freeze out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, is this, is this for real?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, check out the ring. (Shows it to them.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you two are really serious?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep, pretty much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And-and-and-and-and-and, and were gonna be friends again!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes to hug him and stops short) HeyyyyWhat?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh its water under the bridge, forget it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think Im gonna cry!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(holding an empty tissue box) Wheres all the tissues?! (Throws the box down in disgust.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Check out the ring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey Pheebs!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandlers gonna ask Monica to marry him!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You told her before you told us?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah? Well, you should know. Youve bought like a billion of em.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you didnt get one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well tonights the big night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sounds perfect!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im not gonna mess it up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If she says no, can I have the ring?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes not gonna say no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with her mouthful) Hi Monica.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Phoebe) Give me it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its gone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(with his mouthful) Hi Monica.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Were practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(glaring at her) Well, Monica and Chandler cant go. Were going to dinner remember?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Im so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the big deal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where are you going?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Open bar?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can do that for the kids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Have a benefit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didnt agree to that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you really see this as a long-term thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See? Now, he could date her.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) Whats going on little elves?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah you have the ring?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Oop! (Hands him back the ring.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and shes gonna know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the rest of them) Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Monica) You are beautiful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) Whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(breaking up) Were just reallyvery excited about this charity event that we have to go to.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh! Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So now whats going on here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(suddenly worried) Uh, wh-why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Its nice!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hi!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, hi. (They shake hands.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I also brought my friend Joey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(behind them) Oh!! Shrimp toast! (Walks right past the little group on his way for the shrimp toast.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you. (Mr. Thompson walks away and after hes left.) Okay, (writing her bid down) twenty dollars.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whats-whats going on?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No! Okay! Okay! (Stops her.) Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(screaming) Everybody put their balloons down!!! (There is a temporary cease fire.) Now this is a nice suit!! (Shows everyone where he was hit.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ugh! So close!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey you guys! Look!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got me some drinks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Open bar!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well now its an empty bar.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just cant stand anyone else enjoying themselves cant you?", "role": "user" } ]