bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "I won! That was my guess!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What?! What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guessed 20,000!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! It is an auction! You dont guess, you buy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! I dont have 20,000!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey! Sit down! (Pulls him down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget her! You enjoy this!! (Pulls him back up and starts applauding again. Joey waves and does a salute.]", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Im good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everythingare youare you perrr-perfect?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Im okay. Im actuallyIm a little cold, can I have your jacket?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Are you sure youre okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Im fine. In fact Ive been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh thats sweet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(interrupting him) Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Im Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, thats Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, its good to see you!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "YeahOh thats right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Richard! No one supposed to know about us! (Richard just smiles at him.) See I, did it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Richard) Its good to see you", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes. (Thinking hes gone.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What were you thinking?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt know it was an auction!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wh?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would a charity give away a free boat?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! Charity?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, just buy the damn boat! (Shes still working her way through her tray of booze.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just helping the kids!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How is you drinking helping the kids?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Just out of curiosity, how-how much is that boat worth?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey! Joey, good one! (Mr. Thompson starts to laugh.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Hey! Youcantleave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not great.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And so, were hiding in the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping him from going any further) Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? (Excited) A-ohh! (Realizes) Ohh. Oh thats right thats right. Thats Richards favorite place too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you knew that. Good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, sometimes grown-ups have commitments they just cant get out of!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay umm, bad stuff. Well, Im-Im 12 years older than she is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If the school finds out youre fired.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes leaving for three months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For camp!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good stuff. Umm, well shes-shes sweet and pretty and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, \"Do you see a future?\" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! Ididnt do that. Its just Okay, honestly no. I dont, I dont see a big future with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay well I thinkthats your answer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive got to talk to her. Ugh, I hate this part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, en chante. (She holds out her hand for him to kiss it, but he only shakes it.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You-you have to pay that! Its not just a guess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Okay. Okay. (Shushes him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Pam! Oh God okay, just imagine this, \"The Pam.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aw-awww!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, uh-uh imagine this, \"The Mr. Bowmont.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooooh", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No way! Its mine!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Joey) What?! What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All that stuff you just said? I want that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But Joey you dont have $20,000!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, youre back!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! (Chandler is frantically trying to wave them off.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you want to see my hand?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna see whats in your hand. I wanna see the trash.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Eww! Oh, its all dirty. You should throw this out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard was there so I couldnt do it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We didnt ruin it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Glove salesman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good one! Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is terrible. What am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, she only suspects something okay? She doesnt know for sure, so just throw her off the track.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that youre scared of commitment! Convince her that youre a little coward!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! (They give each other fives.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That guys still doing that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, youre too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didnt seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, break-ups still on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you up too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just hanging out, talkin about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well thats good to know.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(all excited) The Mr. Bowmonts here!!! (Jumps over the back off the couch and runs out into the street.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, I love this part! (Starts to look busy.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Richard!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh Oh, thats okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So whats up?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What uhWhat did youWhat?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What were you doing in Africa?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I Im sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well he is! Yeah, I mean marriage is all he talks about! My goodness, in fact, Im the one thats making him wait!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why? Because of the government.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Isnt it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not that often!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Im so happy for them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too! So happy for them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so happy and not at all jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Totally. Im like 90/10.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but thats pigs not people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to them) Its okay, I got a plan.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Were gonna find love!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Definitely!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean a backup?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I got that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hm-mmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I locked him years ago!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, seriously?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, yeah. I think his exact words were (She makes two clicking sounds with her tongue and purrs.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Charming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well hey, its just a backup.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, its great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, whats the matter?! Talk to the captain!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler giving you a hard time huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you know Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe you changed?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt change!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe thats the problem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that some kind of boat talk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Richard!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler loves marriage!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just told me that he hates marriage! That-that hes a-a complex fellow whos unlikely to take a wife! That-that hes against marriage and always will be!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got that from what I said?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What happened you guys?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, come on in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, love. Its a tricky business isnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, \"Whats that?!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, yeah I already have one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I dont think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Where the hell have you been?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was making a coconut phone with the professor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "MyOh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! They suck!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Chandler I dont think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude-dude-dude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont know why Im here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Chandler is such an idiot!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, Ill have a scotch", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No thats, thats okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Edward Nevski?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No we werent!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when were married!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pick me!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Pick me! I dont want to end up an old maid!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right well lets see, Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boatThis is hard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I wanna switch to Rachel too!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No wait! JustOkayJust wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Dont make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Im talking about massages.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay thats fair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Pick one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre welcome.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading) Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading) Joey! (Pause) We should just switch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! (Laughs and points at the mask.) Him.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nothing. (She backs away a little bit but is still in his arms and looks up at his eyes.) I dont knUmm. I dont know. Umm", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, I-I I have to figuresome stYknow, some stuff before I can", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well where did she go?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thoughtI thought you were a good guy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And what does she have to think about? I love her!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah I even (pause) got a ring. (Puts in on the center cushion.) Did you get a ring?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow Richardyou are a good guy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dude!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes gone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes gone. She had a bag and she left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldnt believe me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well where Where did she go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To her parents I think and she said you shouldnt call her. But if I were you I would.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe I ruined this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am so sorry man.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanted it to be a surprise.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As tofall in love with my bestmy best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I won! That was my guess!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?! What?! What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guessed 20,000!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey! It is an auction! You dont guess, you buy!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! I dont have 20,000!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey! Sit down! (Pulls him down.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Forget her! You enjoy this!! (Pulls him back up and starts applauding again. Joey waves and does a salute.]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Yes! Im good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everythingare youare you perrr-perfect?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Im okay. Im actuallyIm a little cold, can I have your jacket?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Are you sure youre okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes! Im fine. In fact Ive been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh thats sweet!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(interrupting him) Oh my God!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Im Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, thats Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, its good to see you!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "YeahOh thats right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Richard! No one supposed to know about us! (Richard just smiles at him.) See I, did it again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Richard) Its good to see you", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes. (Thinking hes gone.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What were you thinking?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt know it was an auction!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wh?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why would a charity give away a free boat?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know! Charity?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, just buy the damn boat! (Shes still working her way through her tray of booze.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just helping the kids!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How is you drinking helping the kids?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Just out of curiosity, how-how much is that boat worth?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey! Joey, good one! (Mr. Thompson starts to laugh.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(stopping him) Hey! Youcantleave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not great.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And so, were hiding in the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(stopping him from going any further) Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Richard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? (Excited) A-ohh! (Realizes) Ohh. Oh thats right thats right. Thats Richards favorite place too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh you knew that. Good!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Ross, sometimes grown-ups have commitments they just cant get out of!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay umm, bad stuff. Well, Im-Im 12 years older than she is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If the school finds out youre fired.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Shes leaving for three months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For camp!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, good stuff. Umm, well shes-shes sweet and pretty and", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, \"Do you see a future?\" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! Ididnt do that. Its just Okay, honestly no. I dont, I dont see a big future with her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay well I thinkthats your answer.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive got to talk to her. Ugh, I hate this part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, en chante. (She holds out her hand for him to kiss it, but he only shakes it.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You-you have to pay that! Its not just a guess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Joey) Okay. Okay. (Shushes him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Pam! Oh God okay, just imagine this, \"The Pam.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aw-awww!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, uh-uh imagine this, \"The Mr. Bowmont.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oooooh", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No way! Its mine!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Joey) What?! What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All that stuff you just said? I want that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But Joey you dont have $20,000!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, youre back!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! (Chandler is frantically trying to wave them off.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why do you want to see my hand?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna see whats in your hand. I wanna see the trash.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Eww! Oh, its all dirty. You should throw this out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What happened?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard was there so I couldnt do it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We didnt ruin it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Glove salesman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good one! Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is terrible. What am I going to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, she only suspects something okay? She doesnt know for sure, so just throw her off the track.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that youre scared of commitment! Convince her that youre a little coward!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! (They give each other fives.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That guys still doing that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, youre too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didnt seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, break-ups still on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hi guys!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you up too?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, just hanging out, talkin about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay well thats good to know.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(all excited) The Mr. Bowmonts here!!! (Jumps over the back off the couch and runs out into the street.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, I love this part! (Starts to look busy.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Richard!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh Oh, thats okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So whats up?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What uhWhat did youWhat?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What were you doing in Africa?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I Im sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well he is! Yeah, I mean marriage is all he talks about! My goodness, in fact, Im the one thats making him wait!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why? Because of the government.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Isnt it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not that often!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Im so happy for them!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Me too! So happy for them!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so happy and not at all jealous.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Totally. Im like 90/10.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah me too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, but thats pigs not people!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to them) Its okay, I got a plan.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Were gonna find love!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Definitely!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean a backup?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I got that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hm-mmm.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I locked him years ago!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, seriously?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, yeah. I think his exact words were (She makes two clicking sounds with her tongue and purrs.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Charming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well hey, its just a backup.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, its great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa-whoa, whats the matter?! Talk to the captain!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler giving you a hard time huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you know Chandler.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe you changed?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didnt change!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe thats the problem.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that some kind of boat talk?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Richard!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler loves marriage!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just told me that he hates marriage! That-that hes a-a complex fellow whos unlikely to take a wife! That-that hes against marriage and always will be!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got that from what I said?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What happened you guys?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, come on in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, love. Its a tricky business isnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I guess so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, \"Whats that?!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, yeah I already have one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Who?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh, I dont think so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where the hell have you been?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was making a coconut phone with the professor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "MyOh my God!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know! They suck!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, Chandler I dont think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude-dude-dude!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont know why Im here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont know.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Chandler is such an idiot!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, Ill have a scotch", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No thats, thats okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Edward Nevski?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No we werent!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was not!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when were married!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pick me!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Pick me! I dont want to end up an old maid!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right well lets see, Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boatThis is hard!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh, I wanna switch to Rachel too!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No wait! JustOkayJust wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Dont make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, Phoebe!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Im talking about massages.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay thats fair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pick one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre welcome.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(reading) Ross!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(reading) Joey! (Pause) We should just switch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh! (Laughs and points at the mask.) Him.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nothing. (She backs away a little bit but is still in his arms and looks up at his eyes.) I dont knUmm. I dont know. Umm", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, I-I I have to figuresome stYknow, some stuff before I can", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well where did she go?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thoughtI thought you were a good guy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "And what does she have to think about? I love her!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah I even (pause) got a ring. (Puts in on the center cushion.) Did you get a ring?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow Richardyou are a good guy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dude!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes gone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes gone. She had a bag and she left.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldnt believe me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well where Where did she go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To her parents I think and she said you shouldnt call her. But if I were you I would.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I cant believe I ruined this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am so sorry man.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanted it to be a surprise.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As tofall in love with my bestmy best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" } ]