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{
"content": "No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh Im sorry the models are actually down the hall.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh, go on.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well lets-lets just have a look-see here. (Looking at his resume)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each other.) Hey! (Monica shushes him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Hey sweetie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant tell you. Its a secret.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Secret? Married people arent supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no, I cant do that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. He threw up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebes secret?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebes old massage place is getting fired.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, you have an assistant right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then theres this guy",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What about him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh But no! No! You cant-you cant hire him, because thatits not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Terry!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its been a while, huh? Wow, its funny these halls look smaller then they used to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow Terry, I-I dont really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series, (Pause) with a robot.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kinda.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-ohh, thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But I hired you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Good, youre home!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh its always nicer to here than, \"Aw crap! You again!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey baby. (Kisses him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I made you a surprise.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you not understand the story?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! (The oven dings.) Shhh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What you got over there? Tacos?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No. Theyre umm Theyre just uhground beef smileys. (Holding up one of the shells.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, those are tacos.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me Mr. Mexico.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(trying not to laugh) Im not laughing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You told her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nancy Thompsons getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like I said, \"Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre right. I mean Im sorry. Yeah, I shouldnt be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) How could you tell her?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Du-ude!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, Chandler and I are in a bar",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you not hear me say, \"Du-ude?!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out withgirls.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Mon, I laughed so hard",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "HeyOoh, hows Hilda? Is she working out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was she happy you gave her the job?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) Its the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next weeks script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like theyre taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) Were not even shootin them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross came in forth and cried!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! (Laughing)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I already told him everything! (Threateningly) You shush!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its hard for some people!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, Im sorry I couldnt think of anymore for Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, why would you do that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because they wanted me to audition!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You! An actor?! Thats madness!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? (Giggles.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You must be Hilda.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that Ive ever done. But Im telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. (Theres a knock on the door.) Yes?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Terry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow when I said that because were getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah that was stupid. Lets not do that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, absolutely.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, definitely!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then, Id steer clear of Phoebe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Man! (Monica mouths, \"Im sorry.\")",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out withall the guys in my office.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(noticing him) Hi! (Puts the pictures away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well yeah, sure, whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh really?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, did you not want people to know that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whys that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Pause) Yeah, shes gay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Willies still alive!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you guys doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oooh, Im afraid that does not exist.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy whos going like this (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at one) Oh, heres a great one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Im not in that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, but look at me all tan.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, why dont you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Yknow (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah thats great! Next to that, Chandler wont look so stupid.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler what do you say?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, but I should warn you, Im not going. Im going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How about those three pointers?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Amazing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And those guys were this (Doing the standard \"This Close\" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I thought that guy was married.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He is! But hes getting divorcedRoss! Maybe you know him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its not a club.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, divorced men are not bad men!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They have that on the napkins at the club.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I gotta get back to work.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You dont have to be back for a half-hour!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean yknow you cant date him right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Soon hell be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am not gonna get fired, because Im not gonna act on it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you wouldnt mind if he was dating someone else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe I should open a divorced mens club.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude that is so sad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I could put uh-uh a basketball court in the back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Could I play?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well drop and give me ten more!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This aint a locker room, okay? But, yknow I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah. All right, back to work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Does The Face.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I am.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I do? (He smiles, beautifully.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Youll have to see it, I cant describe the face he makes, but it isnt good.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Or not.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Joey! What are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, sure. Ummhere. (Hands him one.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I dont think so Joe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I guess this will be fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not asking you to go on a date with him!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? Cause I could kinda use the money.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all over himself. He tries to clean it up and smears it all over the shirt.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know. Lets try a lookof far offwonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say \"Geller and Bing to be married,\" not \"Local woman saves drowning moron!\" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aww! (Smiles.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats it! Take it! Take it! Take it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, \"I love you and thats why I have to kill you.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you really want to pull at that thread?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im having a really good time!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh. No thats okay, hes a friend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I know. Hold on. (She walks over to the couch.) Hey Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. (She holds up the tickets that Kyle gave her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Ginger.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! I want my key back!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont have it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its right there! (Points to her hand.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, okay Sherlock! (Hands over the key.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, Im sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though for diverting Kyles ex.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Whitney.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yep. (Phoebe slams the door shut.) Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Watching ballroom dancing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Like what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Like shes really mean, and shes over critical, and-andNo! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And! She uses sex as a weapon!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre still gonna go out with her?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You see? Nothing is good enough for her!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh thats nice.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wo-women? You mean like old women?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Pause) Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats great! Wow man, so Joey mustve really taught you some stuff huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See? Thats a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) Youre changing it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant help it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Borrow money from me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, firstfirst of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), youre looking down, keep looking down",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why is there jelly on your shoe?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! That guys all right!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, all the women.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Pause) Im right here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im still right here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just dont want him to meet anybody until I am over my crushAnd I will get over it. Its-its not like I love him, its just physical! ButI mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, Monica told me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Sure. (Joey nods his head questioningly and Rachel nods no.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Can you people not see me?! (He waves his arms around to get their attention.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) So, will you talk to him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know Rach.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on! Ill give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You cant take that back!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, for you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There I am!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, what were you thinking?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(awakens) Yeah! (Looks up and does The Face.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, \"I dont give a tiny rats ass.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well, maybe she shouldve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You think hes emotionally unavailable?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think he can be.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(gets up and starts to leave) We want the last six years back!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I did not see that coming.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, yknow?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sp-spoil?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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