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{
"content": "Well, I-Im startin too.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Hell yes!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id love to!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe she wouldnt have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh he knows! (Quietly) For the most part.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Both of you together?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wh-whats up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh just say it Kyle!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh right, because youre so capable of change.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Whitney) Yknow, he hums when he pees!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats all right, we-we dont need you. In fact, hey Im over it already.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Yknow, he hums while he does other stuff to.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, were better off without them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Divorced mens club.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Potato, Potaato. (Shes pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, lets see it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahhh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (She opens it up and shows it to them.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, that looks good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we look great together.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we really do!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, we dont have to imagine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im marrying her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well just see.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope its you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I hope its you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!!! Oh!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hypothetically!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Still.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If Phoebe were my maid of honor",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-hmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Well thats the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wh-why is that the best part?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because then I dont have to!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im really not deciding!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah thats right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Die Hard still great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whatd you rent?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Die Hard 2.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at the tape) Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, we just saw it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And itll be cool to see it again! Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, John McLane had plans!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about? Bitch.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rachel?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-hmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God Phoebe! I mean Im justWait a minute. If Im your maid of honor that means you are Monicas.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Well, if thats what you want",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But why does it even matter?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why does it matter so much to you?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What-what if I marry RossOr Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah but Phoebe",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. Itssince youve never done it before you can be Monicas made of honor.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thank you so much! (They hug.) Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna marry someone good yknow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Better than Chandler. (Phoebe exhales as if to say, \"Like what isnt?\")",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What happened?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I dont know!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We fell asleep! That is all.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think that would be best.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. All right, Ill talk to you later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. But not about this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Never! Never! (Pause, then Joey wants to shake Rosss hand.) Bye.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No touch! No touch!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then sheshe wished me good luck.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats sweet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, its more like a (sarcastically) good luck.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So uh, what did this woman look like?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, lets see (Finding the picture he wants.) Okay uh, is that her? (Pointing to the picture.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God yes! Who is she?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you break up with her?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, cause she came back the third summer and shed gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fat?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I did not say fat! I said, \"Fa-aa-aw-ow\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, apparently she does.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. (Monica is not amused by that statement.) Seriously, good luck marrying me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe is gonna be Monicas maid of honor!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) You have been maid of honor before?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See? This is exactly why you shouldnt lie!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right thats it! I am maid of honor!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Na-uh, I am!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How come you are?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because I cared enough to lie!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you talking about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if Im the best of the people they see, they give me the part.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh uh, me and Ross can be the judges.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Coins hate me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey there, you handsome thing. (Rachel and Phoebe exit.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Georgio.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just uh, brought back your videos.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No we dont!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I I dont know what you are talking about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive had better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! When?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive said it! Okay?! But its over Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I want to do it again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We cant do it again.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because its weird!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine! Do you want something to drink?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure, what do you got?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Can you figure out what Im doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre Lewis Posin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, 10 is the highest.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why is 10 the highest?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, uh",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive got cold feet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "its gonna be okay!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Yknow, its-its just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You dont get to keep the gifts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(out of his Monica character) Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, very nice Rachel.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you judges.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, what a kiss ass.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Phoebe",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Your honor?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, \"I do\" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(playing the drunk uncle) When Monica was a little girl, I remember that(Phoebe screams and tackles him)Ooh!! Ow! Very good!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Excellent! Perfect score!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, wait a minute, we havent pre",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow. (To Ross) Good speech.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it really was!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aw, thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And shes back in the game.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its pretty clear.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for RachelDamnit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?! I won!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Actually, it wasnt that close.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The coins have finally forgiven me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her, her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower! (Runs out.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Boy I tell ya, that judging stuff took a lot out of me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. (Raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why-why would I care about that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that Im going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I would really love it if could do both.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, II have to ask.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A hundred and forty-five pounds.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! Thats not the point.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look I know it was a stupid reason to break up with somebody, but I was 15!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay, now wait a minute that was totally different.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What if I have babies, okay? I mean Im gonna look different. Im okay with that, but Im not sure that you are!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look you have to realize I dont think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is youre Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Keep going.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Id carry you around in my pocket.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I love you. (They hug and kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Skidmarks still got a way with the ladies.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! I just want to apologize. Im really sorry I was a baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Oh, umm when-when Monica and Chandler got engaged I started putting some stuff together, yknow just in case",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats so sweet thanks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And umm, vintage handkerchiefs yknow cause, people cry at weddings. (Starting to cry.) Im just gonna grab a couple of these.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This stuff is great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monicas made of honor.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You do? Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because I think it means more to you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But Pheebs, yknow you earned it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its fine. I mean, this is something that youve been thinking about since you were what, 14? (Shes referring to the Halloween picture.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I was ten. I just developed early.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at the picture again) Man alive!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah okay, you laugh now, but shes gonna be yours. (Phoebe gets suddenly scared.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great nap.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It really was.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pretty good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; Im late for work.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Im gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! Hed even make the girl pancakes! Plus, hed make extras and leave em for me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well forget it, Im not telling that girl anything. That is not my responsibility.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Joey kinda disabled it when I moved in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause) Would you like some pancakes?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on! Why are we here?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay take a guess.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The hot chicks?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, yknow-yknow for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! Its here! Yeah, its right-its right down here! In the biggest library in the university! (They start heading that way, towards a secluded section behind the racks.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow thats actually pretty cool.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She sent the chicken back again?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Uh",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OHMYGAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, she saw the ring.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did she freak out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, she actually has a boyfriend yknow herself, named Clark. Uh, she also kinda invited herself to our wedding. Clark too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) You said no right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You said no right?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on! So she comes to the wedding! I mean it wont be so bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Its gonna be okay. Yknow what? Shes probably not gonna even want to come.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So-so you wouldve just lied?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Would it really have been that easy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Whats up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey-hey, whos your friend? (Erin turns around to face Joey, startling him) Hey!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Erin! Still here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why wouldnt ya? Erin is great! Then-then theres you guys.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh and Ill call ya too!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And call me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye-bye.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, system kinda broke down huh?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We want you to marry her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She is so amazing! You have no idea.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No idea? Who do you think brought her here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cupid.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, shes so cool. She speaks four languages.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Man, do you know what guys want!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but you always say that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Im sorry you guys, I-I just dont think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whatever.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine. (They start to walk away.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, dont start judging me! (To Rachel) Huh? Youre the one whos in love with her assistant! (To Phoebe) Huh? And you, youre the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Secret affair!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "People are doing it in front of my book!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Did you get to see anything good?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, there was. It wasthere the corner of the library where-where all these dusty books that nobody ever readYes, there was.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! Because people kept showing up, I think its like uh-a thing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now hold on a second, fifth floor against that back wall?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh for cryin out loud! (He storms out.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, so we should go catch our movie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well now whats the rush?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering with Erin) Oh. Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well look whos here!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Erin.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(skeptical) What party?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whos birthday party?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(still skeptical) Oh, and how is Allison?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! (The librarian brings his boss over.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How did it go with Erin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Yknow? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Didnt you sleep together?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well thats a",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He might still show up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that all?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its actually going to be just family.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about Game 1 of the Series?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So hows it goin with Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then change it back!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No spark? Didnt you sleep together?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ugh, tramp!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does Joey have any idea?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you mean like that youre kind of a loner.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(returning) Hey! You wanna go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. See you guys later.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, see ya.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow. Well, I guess it was Cupid who brought her here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, just a regular old flying dwarf.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah AhGet out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marions views on evolution?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I find Marions views far to progressionist.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im a professor here uh, RossGeller.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am veryvery sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So how was, how was your date?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still And guess what, Im thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no-no-no! Its a surprise, but its gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where are you gettin this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, she told me. She said shes kinda a loner.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No hey Rach, its cool okay? Yknow Im a loner too! (Heads for his room.) Right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Joey, yknow what? You are way to good for her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well that too. (Joey goes into his room.) Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you want some pancakes?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(coming back out) Finally!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are we gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I say we go with Careless Whisper.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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