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[
{
"content": "Arent you just a tinsy bit curious?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, in-in-in the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well justwell just let her stay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Kinda like your Barca lounger.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is that what youre thinking about right now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I never stop thinking about it.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because Chandler still has feelings for you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Say again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Feelings, such strong feelings.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I just wanted to show Monica your book. (Ross just glares at him.)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no. No-no-no.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? That's like insanely easy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now, that's a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases... fourteen (looks over to Monica).",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? You forgot fourteen states?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nobody cares about the Dakotas. (Thats true in so many ways, trust me, Ive lived in one and been to the other.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay, time's up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I got 48.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead invegetables, Joey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, how many have you got?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fifty-six!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "'Cause you invited your assistant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake, (Laughs) but I still do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Regular Celery! (Starts to write that on her list) Oh, I already have that. (She gets up and heads for her room)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Done! With time a-to-spare.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oooh that may be a New World's record (Looks at his watch and picks up Ross' pad)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called \"a globe?\" Hmm?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? That's impossible.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "46. Wow! Who's well educated now, Mr. I-forgot-ten-states?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am only one man! (Monica heads out) Okay Ross, time is up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, just give me another minute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but if you can'tno dinner!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gets up) All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pshhshhh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler? Can you give me a hand? (Grabs her jacket)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, why is your bag moving?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's not!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Seriously, it's moving!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What the hell is in there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's just my knitting that's all! (A dog sticks its head out of Phoebe's bag. Everyone looks puzzled.) Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. Maybe it's because it smells a little weird. It's like old pumpkins or something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's my pie!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Which smells delicious!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-oh! Uh-oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We left Joey alone with the food! (Walks towards the window and looks out) Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, who's this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tell her, I'm allergic, and I will sue!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, there's no dog here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god! Where are you? (Looks around.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'll be right there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohio!! Thank you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh! Where is the dog?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What dog? There-there's no dog here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah that dog left!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There's no dog in here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is it doing here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. (She bends down, picks up the dog, and waves with one of its paws) Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(gasping) Really?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, it still has to go, right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, it's um",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting him) Don't do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't do what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) I have to! Okay? It's time! (Joey shrugs as if to say, \"Do what you have to do\") Okay, I hate dogs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you crazy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you out of your mind?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Told ya. (Waves bye-bye.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right, they are scary. (He jumps up, screaming) Ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(scared) Is there a puppy here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Tag) Okay, you are new!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You don't like ice cream?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's too cold.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "1250.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Damn, I forgot you were here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I'd say about a month.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? I'd say 3 to 4.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Half hour. (Rachel turns to look at him and he nods yes.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Interesting.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "When it's your assistant, I would say never.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh. A moo-point?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica and Phoebe) Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-hes obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers. What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you holding up?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So were you guys together a long time?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now that she broke up with you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Hmmmm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "NoYeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure itit has to work out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because, uhit has to.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! (They hug)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(through the window) All right, he likes you back! Huh? Told ya, you should go for it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(realizes what he said) Street noise drowned any of that out? (Rachel moves madly towards him) No, all right, I see you later, okay... (Turns away embarrassed)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, andyou're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No? (He shakes his head) All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's not gonna work.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! I didn't know either.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I knew.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Where's Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wash your hands!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How did youknow? (Heads back into the bathroom)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What's she doing back here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, but, but look what I'm...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(comes out of the bathroom) Where's Monica?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I, I should go in there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because you sent away the dog!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is ridiculous. (He heads for Phoebe's bedroom)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friendPhyllistake away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! (Sees that Chandler has a worried look on his face) What's the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica's all upset, because I sent Clunkers away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And that doesn't scare you? (He walks out)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you need some help?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opens her bedroom door and peeks out) Hey, is Chandler here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no he went for a walk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(gasps) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You think?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, honey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Please, please, please, don't be mad at me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Why, why would...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and(Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We have good news, look whose back!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(uncovers the dog) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Clunkers?! Oh my god!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's right, she came back all by herself.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's a Thanksgiving miracle!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Clunkers) It is so good to see you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in(Realizes, that Chandler starts to not believing her) I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's up to you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi! How are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Delaware! (Starting to cry.) Delaware!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while Ross got the turkey out of the fridge and starts to unwrap and it) You got Nevada twice.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pauses) I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (Throws the pad on the table and heads for the bedroom)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You sure?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there. (Does so.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, one daddy, two mommies. All right, its all yours. (Ross pushes him off.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Yes! Yes!! (Everyone stands and claps.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "His first big kids bike, this is so exciting!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, andit bent.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I never had a bike of my own.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, we didnt have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did the girl ever let you ride it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. (Theyre all speechless) So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That is so unfair!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not really, I got to drag him around too! (They all nod, \"Oh.\")",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What are you guys doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Making holiday candy for the neighbors.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, who?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna hang this basket (Points to the one sitting on the table) on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But we dont know the neighbors.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wouldnt it be easier if we just moved?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, happily) Gooood morning!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Eh, somebodys in a good mood!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, why shouldnt I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where you can make out with your assistant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, whats the plan?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pauses as she thinks and exhales loudly) We We are not going to let it be a problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you two",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Anymore!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, you hard worker! Ill remember to put that in your evaluation.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, either that or uh(Motions towards Joeys door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and theyve been coming by all day. They love it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(gasps) Oh my God Ross!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You like it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I love it!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh!! Ohh!! And I love you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ahh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not that way! But the bike brought you a lot closer!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah! (She hugs him.) Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, yknow give it a test ride.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! Oh my God! My first bike! Thank you for the best present Ive ever gotten.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stunned at the complement) Youre welcome.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(starts to leave, but stops) Oh and Chandlers about to cry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(about to cry) Am not!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(turning a light on) Who is that?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont worry, Im brave! I am brave! II am brave! (They get to the door and Monica goes to open it.) No-no-no-no!! (He stops her.) (Through the door.) Can you tell me who is there please?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Do you know what time it is?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) 4",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work! (Monica looks at him) (To Monica) He does not know that I am not some of us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um-hmm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hugging him) So did you read your evaluation yet?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im thinkin no.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, \"Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision,\" and under Problems with Performance I wrote, \"Dear God, I hope not,\" and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(about to cry) Those two only had each other!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe really likes the bike huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah! I saw her walkin it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I saw her this morning walkin it by the park.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! So are you enjoying the bike?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, uh-huh so much!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs you uhyou do know how to ride a bike dont you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Of course!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, can we see you ride it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (The gang is giggles then Phoebe gets the bike out of the rack, gets on, pushes off, rolls a few feet, and falls over.) See?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe its not as bad as I think. Yknow, maybe they didnt take it the way I meant it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely! Yknow, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Rach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That sketch you mentioned? Might it have looked a little something like this? (He shows her what hes been drawing.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is the matter with you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No kidding, out of towners huh? What did you tell em?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Some people have been saying its yknow little drops of heaven, but whatever.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(watching the discussion) Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! But you cant tell anybody!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what would work?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmm?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stop making candy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But they like it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You mean they like you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and youll be fine. Okay? Here we go. ReadySet",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hopping off the bike) Wait! This seat is really uncomfortable! Yeah, maybe before we start we should just get another one. Perhaps, like an airplane seator a beanbag chair!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? Why do I have to learn?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "WellIn-in case of emergency.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What kind of an emergency?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, \"You ride this bike or Ill shIll shoot you.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Phoebe just-just get-get on the bike andHey! Ill hold you up and-and push you. Okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You wont let go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Swear?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I swear!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(thinks it over) Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on. (She gets on the bike.) All right, here we go. All right? (They start.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. Feel good?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, try pedaling.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Does so.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it, your doing great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Doing great! Yes-yes-yes! Take control! Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Weee!!! (Ross pushes her and lets go.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes!! Yes!!! (He starts clapping and Phoebe turns around to look at him and falls off the bike.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I just thought you were doing so well. I",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its a legitimate learning technique. (Looking around and seeing the woman behind him glaring at him.) Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, theyre just gonna have to wait arent they? Ive only got two hands!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Need some help?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. (She glares at him and he quickly makes his way to Phoebes room.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Oh, hello liar.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Look, I-Im really sorry I let go of the bike.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I couldve been killed I hope you know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I would love to butthe bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. (Ross just happens to have his hand on a sheet that is covering something that suspiciously looks like a bike.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Okay Ross! (Ross exits and she says quietly to the bike) Please dont die!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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