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your hair is so bad holy FUCK LOL
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m20s">1:20</a> “i underestimated my opponent, a mistake i will never make again” hm okay
If Dark Souls or Bloodborne had a weapon like that, those games would be a breeze.
You can also use it for golf
I l y
If you really want to hurt someone with a fleshlight, it has to be used! Adds +5 poison dmg
I&#39;d say it would hurt if you do a good upward swing into a dudes nutsack.
i wish i had one of these
You can tell he has been practicing the way of the fleshlight his whole life
So a wiggly fleshlight is the way to go?
Please give me a link
Did you buy one just to do this?
I wish i had a girlfriend that would record me destroying things with a fleshlight.
I&#39;m going to unironically buy a Eva Lovia flesh light
I have the same tank top from Target, fuck yeah. That means we can share the same flashlight.
I&#39;m 100%more positive it would be 100% more effective with a fresh cut, just the facts
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m00s">1:00</a> I’m not sure why this is so mesmerizing but I replayed it like 15 times
I can finally fuck avatar
Dear god
No link in description. Horrible content creator
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m08s">1:08</a>
Love how his hair makes him look like flo from progressive
I&#39;m absolutely terrified of being burglarized by a chip now
This made me laugh like a child
Vaginas make the best spears.
Charlie, I have an crippling fear of Alien Pussy, please consider people like me when choosing what kind of videos to upload to your channel
Idk...how strong is an alien vagina?
&quot;gogo gadget extendo-dagger&quot;
Could you make a new tutorial but with a dildo/buttplug because I don&#39;t own a fleshlight and you seem very knowledgeable in this field
Aaaaaand, now I see Simon Belmont whipping a fleshlight into Dracula’s face.
Finally a useful life hack
It is not the fleshlight, it is actually Charlie&#39;s muscles.
What the hell are these titles
<b>Area 51 wants to know your location</b>
what kind of marksmanship is required to be that good
Today I learned that alien vaginas can extent like a frog&#39;s tongue to secure their prey and retract back inside for consumption or can be used as a defense against aggressors by extending out violently and bludgeoning their victims.
Can it kill me tho?
If you ever had to defend yourself with a pocket pussy you were just using you would destroy their life. No recovery possible.
That first chip got deleted😂
After too much sekiro...
I feel like I watched something illegal
Charlie: the 5th beattle
LOL
Only tire spongebob big bois will know <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m52s">1:52</a>
my brother had the same thing and i started whirling it around... more or less my little cousin had a black eye after that
This is exactly the shit I want to see on this channel
pls help im getting mugged by a chip
but what if we need a weapon against an alien abductor?
So wasteful, I&#39;ve wanted one of these for a long time to shove inside me
He sounds like daily dose of internet
He honestly has the best GF. She recorded him smashing chips with a flesh light. Relationship goals.
Amazing
Fleshlight Fu with master charlie
Can you play beat the parents with that?
All hail the alien vagina
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m55s">1:55</a> should be in 3D.
Nice house!
Smeef
That hair is definitely on your head!
Yo Charlie can u link the page to buy this...ya know for.... self defense purposes of course
Press V to turn on V.A.T.S.
This is the most important video of our generation.
add cum for bonus biological damage perfect for those antivax kids
This video is why I’m now scouring the interwebs for an alien fleshlight. I want to master the 9 forms of pussy combat.
woah didn&#39;t know Justin Bieber had a twin brother that&#39;s homeless
Gum gum from one piece his ass and you win every fight
the new go go gadaget extendo dagger
&quot;Fresh out the box never used&quot; ya OK so I&#39;m supposed to believe you specifically bought it to use against burglars and home defense to make this video? Sounds fishy
This is the content we need
Juice from a pussy light?
New series inbound
&quot;Ive never put my dick in it&quot;. You know we dont believe you right?
Category: gaming
Charlie... My ass flaps are moist rn.
absolutely no one:<br><br>cr1tikal: <br>(this video)
You really never what you&#39;ll get with Charlie from day to day
Why not put your dagger inside it and call it a win.
It looks like he&#39;s wielding a jellyfish like a flail
Charlie apparently just orders sex toys to destroy things in his free time.
so where can a man get a fleshlight like that for self defense?
Florida man fought off three armed muggers with fleshlight
why am i watching this. i think i need a shrink.
go go gadget extendo dagger fucking killed me
Why is your wife filming her replacement
your my hero
The future is now
Hmmm.. I see
ALIEN PUSSY
So where do I find one of these &quot;Alien Vagina-pussy&quot; for.. uh.. defensive reasons.
I sometimes wonder wtf is this channel. Still love it though.
But what if I came inside it already??
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=2m00s">2:00</a> He looks like a NPC from Oblivion trying to attack you while bugging tf out, @ScS 32 yes, yes it is, I played that game so long ago I don’t even remember it, Ha! This brings back memories, @酷子梅川 a***, an*
That impact made me moist
bringing a new meaning to the phrase &quot;beating your meat&quot;
Never change your hair omg it&#39;s perfect, @teet I&#39;m a girl and I don&#39;t think all men should be pressured to cut their hair very short. Nice response though lol
My god, Charlie Is a level 69 FleshKnight, Level 420*
so i guess we found that weapon of mass destruction bush was looking for
This fucking twink just smashed some fucking vegan chips with a fleshlight
I need to know more.
This man can defeat Thanos (with the Infinity Gauntlet) single-handedly.