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What the actual fuck |
I thought this was one of those huge sticky hands at first |
Charlie umm<br><br><br><br><br><br> u ok |
You look like a skinny Keanu Reeves |
Late April 1st video? |
He’s not wearing his white shirt! |
is it just me or the editing fucking weird |
HE WAS THERE TO DO SOME BUSINESS WITH THE BIG POON ON HIS HIP |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m56s">0:56</a> play it in 0.25 speed |
Lmao devastating |
Lmfao damn xD that chip got vaporized<br><br>And the fucking slow-mo!!! |
Go go Gadget Fleshlight! |
If someone started chasing me with a messy fleshlight, I think I'd choose to flee over fight. |
This was worth it just to see the Paul McCartney hair. |
This shit slaps harder than my dad’s belt |
Haircut |
It's okay to admit you took that thing for a test drive before using it 😉😉😉 |
coochie mace |
Time for a hair cut |
Beat your meat<br>Beat their meat |
To be 100% fair, it could work as an intimidation factor. It could also slap pretty hard, so it is absolutely viable. |
Somebody gif <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m57s">1:57</a> |
He finally changed shirts what a man |
He wore a different shirt. That means it's going to rain today folks. |
Why do you have a Allen flesh light |
I whacked my cat with my Fleshlight sleeve and I was worried I caused severe damage. |
Wtf is wrong with the video |
It says a lot about me when I saw the title and knew this video would involve the alien fleshlight |
anyone else gonna ask where the link of this behemoth (for educational purposes i think) |
damn the new mass effect looks weird |
look who's played too much Sekiro |
ok |
In area 51:<br>Alien 1: Hey do you know where my fleshlight is?<br>Alien 2:Jesus man why do you even have that thing... no i don't<br>Alien 1:Damn it cr1tical stole my fleshlight again!<br>Alien 2:How do you know its him?<br>Alien 1:I put a device that detects the alpha and pussy destroying man and when the device ... |
Man I put a large battery in mine once and proceeded to legit break cynderblocks, no joke these things are deadly |
Where can I buy this ???? |
No link in the description? Need to get that fleshlight sponsorship |
Additional Info:<br>Does additional damage to lesbians<br>Damage is halved for the male gays |
Alien pussy go <b>dumb hard</b> |
They're good weapons against Christians. |
Category : <b>Gaming</b> |
Here before age restricted |
Noice |
10/10 |
i love the lil table elephants |
Mom: UMM SON, WHY ARE YOU BUYING A BLUE FLESHLIGHT?<br>Me: <b>Self-defense</b>, @Nick sorry bout that., Specifying blue as if the blue variant is sacrilege., Man this is a weird reply section, @Charles Offdenson you just went full r/nobody asked. Also why would an girl buy an Fleshlight?, It protects your feelings |
They werent lyin when they said it would hurt if u fucked an alien. |
Day 110 of not vaccinating until charlie cuts his hair |
but now how will I know to go to <a href="http://twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal">twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal</a> for the most insane moist content online? |
Nobody:<br><br>Charlie: ALIEN VAGINA SELF DEFENSE |
Goddamn chips moving in my neighborhood gunna get it |
"White male supremacist uses pocket sexbot as a weapon" |
Wtf? I wanna see those tattoos . Amazing |
Is this from one of those life hacks channels? X) |
New for honor character looks lit |
That’s why I own an alien flesh light. It’s for self defense. |
Get a haircut, Ringo |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m45s">0:45</a> |
Vegan chips makes you hard but alien pussies dont? |
Real talk... how the fuck do you get off with that thing? Its floppy and loose looking as a cows anus. |
Charlie shows off his stand powers, Pussy Control. |
I wanna see it tested on a wall |
So uhm <br><br><br><br>where can i buy one? |
Flashlights and other pocket pussys are kinda lame, like if you alredy masterbate qll day a pocket pussy will never be tight enuff |
I'm watching this in Math class |
1960- in the future there will be frying cars<br>2019- fleshlight damage test, im frying up some cars rn idk ehy they thought that was unrealistic back then |
<b>NO WHITE SHIRT</b> I REPEAT <b>NO WHITE SHIRT</b> |
I live how the distribution says it's in the gaming category |
<b>“Gladiators choose your weapons”</b><br><b>Gladiator 1: “I’ll take a sword”</b><br><b>Gladiator 2: “I’ll take a mace”</b><br><b>Gladiator 3: “HA WEAK! GIMME A</b> <b>ALIEN PUSSY FLESHLIGHT! I’M</b><br><b>BOUTTA KICK SOME ASS!”</b> |
Jesus charlie ! kids in africa coulve used these...smh |
That's a title I'd never thought I'd read |
I didn't think I needed this knowledge until now. |
Jesus Parker, you are a freak! |
From a range a professional samurai warrior killed 2 chips, and crippled an apple. |
I still remember when he used to do tutorials. |
Top ten weapons that can defeat Thanos even with the infinity stones |
1999: "We will have flying cars in the future"<br>2019:, This comment is so damn unoriginal, wake me up when there's real alien pussy, I'll trade you flying cars, for false alien pussy, "We will have new jokes in the future", We have come a long way as a race |
I've seen these things swing before, this raw power |
You know once the camera came off he went to town on that thing. |
if you bust a nut in it before you attack it will inflict poison damage |
Charlie appears as if he wants to communicate to my manager |
Apples are a great training counterpart. Of course they don't defeat you... But they're a challenge, like a golf court would be if you'd golfing. |
What the fuck lmao |
The video we needed and deserved!! |
I needed this for my yiff art. Thanks |
Oh my god 😂 I love you dude |
notice how one of his forearms is thinner than the other one |
<b>wait, what’s a flesh light</b> |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m18s">2:18</a> - when your own power begins to scare you. |
Now this is the type of content I’m here for😂, keep it up Charlie and appreciate the lesson in how to use my alien vagina, I’ll be sure to practice the forbidden technique all night |
Where can I get one<br><br><br><br><br>For research purposes |
Finally, a pussy that can take a beating AND give a beating. |
not sure if I'll ever use this information but I'm glad I have it |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m25s">1:25</a> like a real alien it almost abducted that apple into its vulva |
epic tribal tats dude. |
I wished I could've liked this more than once 😂😂😂 |
Go go gadget extendo dagger 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
It's incredibly effective against people who swear off from masturbation, trust me, i've tried. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m45s">0:45</a> |
2002 bangs there Charlie |
School shooters will now evolve |
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