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I’m glad we are all weirdos together. |
holy shit dude hes wearing something other than a plain white t shirt |
Pretty tight |
Never cease to amaze me |
Holy balls that alien vagina is incredibly long |
<b>WHAT IS THIS WEAPON?! MY HEALING NINJUTSU CANT HEAL THESE WOUNDS EITHER</b> |
Who else thought that was a giant sticky hand? |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m22s">0:22</a><br>I don't believe you. |
where can i get one of those? asking for a friend. |
“My alien pussy”<br><b>Mhm.</b><br>Intriguing. |
He's not wearing a white shirt |
I though today was the second of April not the first |
BRB, ordering ten of these. For a friend. |
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=1m26s">1:26</a> sounds like you just dove into water |
Opportunity missed using a Riley Reid Fleshlight xD |
Are you using those bookcases? @<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m00s">2:00</a> |
When he missed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this shit had me rollin 😂 |
Fuck i wanted him to smash the elephants soo bad |
More |
I would love to see what happens when his parents come home |
What da fuck did I just watch ?!!?!? |
Remember my words: charlie will wear this shirt for the next year |
Good to see I can beat my alien waifu like I want her to beat my meat |
These are the questions we need answers to |
Looks like I'm actually here quite early for once whoah |
where can I but one? |
Choose Your Fighter<br><br>[CHARLIE] <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m14s">2:14</a>, LMFAO FUCKING S-TIER COMMENT AND CHARACTER, Where the hell are all of your likes? |
Best <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=2m26s">2:26</a> of my day |
Ok why a kale chip and why a fleshlight |
"this guy's fucking mental, let's rob someone else" |
You look fucking ridiculous |
This blade extension surely must be investigated as a deadly weapon |
0/10 No white tee. |
war... war never changes |
Charle is a man of culture |
Put a rock in that flashlight and you'll see the efect |
nobody:<br>charlie: how strong is an alien vagina |
charlie looks like a mini version of the HeMan |
Is this child friendly? |
What? |
You forgot the "that's it. See ya." |
MYY GOOD |
Why youtube?<br>WHY DID YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO ME!!!! |
A very informative guide. Thank you |
Alien pussy. Hmm. |
thanks charlie for messing up my recommended. |
“Go Go Gadget Extendo-Dagger” |
Nobody:<br><br><br>Penguinz0:🧔🏻 |
The sound it makes upon impact reminds me of 10000 boners colliding into the sun simultaneously |
What the fuck...? |
a what?! |
That was some quality shit |
Imagine getting assaulted by a man with a flesh light. |
How the fuck <br>And why |
Kale and spinach? Hmmm... |
I hope this doesn't awaken something in me |
Who is this guy with the not white shirt |
[covers myself from head to toe in apples] I AM INVINCIBLE!, @Tiddles Amen, @OlafttheGreat1998 Cover yourself in nokias to become a god, Bonus defense against doctors., Cover yourself in Apple phones, though, and you're doomed. |
lmao you look like Spock from Star Trek: Discovery |
Bro do you have glass chairs WTF? |
Clearly the best method for using it is to put something (heavy) in it then use it like a sling, if it doesn't come out correctly in practice swings add a little nut to help it slid out better (adds a poison D6 to your rolls) |
<b>Weapon to surpass Metal Gear</b> |
Efficient and accurate. This is a fatal weapon that should only be used by the military |
Charlie has figured out the elite fighting style used by the secret Delta Force. April 2 2019 Colorized |
Was this flashlight created by Shaggy? |
I love that at some point today you felt compelled to share this finding |
If you get enough momentum on that sucker, I reckon it could bash some testies up pretty good. Give 'em the tried and true windmill technique, those jizz nuggets will shoot right up into their torso and they won't be coming back out. |
can i have that |
Alien fleshlight vs Cockroaches<br><br>who'd win |
I always wondered why my dad had one of those |
The Men In Black movie seems great |
"Fleshlights aren't the first thing you think of when you think of self defense"<br><br><b>Well now I'm interested</b>, jerk off your enemies to ensnare them into your trap where you repeatedly whack them with a fleshlight, yes |
My life is gonna become easy now that I ve studied these techniques, thx critical |
Charlie 5 years ago - shy gamer boi virgin afraid of showing his face on camera<br>Charlie 2019 - fleshlight flinging super charismatic chad |
I’m glad this was uploaded on my birthday |
What a perfect video to celebrate international autism day, @The Mercenary Well I appreciate the nice response, I feel more relaxed now, but yeah you're not wrong, I should probably just ignore this stuff from now on., @ニコNick I appreciate what you're doing mate, but all I'm saying is if you ever go into th... |
Charlie’s well versed in the pocketpussy martial art techniques? Truly a god ahead of our time. |
Category:Gaming<br>I mean I would have gone for education. |
Holy fuck that first slap had me cackling |
I failed my first test in highschool today and was crying to Radiohead before i checked the video. Now my day is 100 times better. Thank you Charlie for everything., @Jackiee c'mon man no need to be cruel. We all have things that we care about and his grades are one of those things. It's okay to upset about thi... |
People in africa could have eaten that alien fleshlight |
Looks like its time to invest in alien pussy stocks |
Fuckin helarious. |
“It’s a forbidden technique in most martial arts” |
Let’s be honest here, when swings that, that thing turns into something ENTIRELY different when it stretches out like that.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&t=0m59s">0:59</a> |
cool! |
this channel is becoming a weapon review channel... |
..........<br><br><br><br><br><br>Why do you have an “alien vagina” flashlight?<br>............<br><br><br><br><br><br>Have you been using your mom’s credit card again, Charlie? |
God damn, your flesh light is very stretchy. |
Where do i buy a alien blue vagina flashlight thing |
Does this Fleshlight come with a dlc code for sekiro for a Fleshlight prosthetic? |
Atleast the psychological damage is above average. |
How much does cr1ticial weigh |
New scorpion trailer for MK11 |
Headlines:"Florida Man injures 15 people with silicone sex toy" |
...... Yes.... |
this is <b>my kind of random</b> |
What's more dangerous? A sock with an 8 ball or a Fleshlight? |
Anyone else fully expecting the fleshlight to grab the apple |
Thanks Critical, super cool! |
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