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Put a big-ass ball bearing in it and try again == medieval alien vaginal flail
I have watched so many videos from this channel when I got this notification I didn&#39;t even question why
I want footage of you pitching these videos to your girlfriend.
Nobody:<br><br>Charlie: How strong is an alien vagina
im disappointed that charlie didnt put the apple inside the alien vageen
A carefully delivered nut shot would be the most effective use of this weapon., @teet Well, there are bound to be some trolly weebs sperging out nonsense. Just steer clear of that crowd and remember that they do not speak for the rest the anonymous anime icons.
In the next episode of World&#39;s Deadliest
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dayum this nigga destroyed that shii
Oh hey I have that one too.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=2m00s">2:00</a> How did he keep a straight face
When you put vagina in the title cause no adds for you :P
I got board and opened YouTube and this video is the first thing I saw
You could also put the knife in the Fleshlight and simply place it in the bathroom of your attackers house. Very efficient method which requires very little technique, You know i never thought about a knife inside a fleshllight thats pretty nuts
I had no sexual relations with the alien pussy.
just superglue a knife in the slit
<b>*Slaps fleshlight*</b>
I was planning on buying a fleshlight made in the likeness of Ms. Riley Reid, but I see now that I also need this alien pussy one for defending my prized katana and fedora collection
You&#39;ve seen the nunchucks, now try the cumchucks. Beats your opponents softly while making you hard.
Charlie&#39;s salt and pepper shakers are so cute
This would be pretty epic in 3d
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I&#39;m surprised the fleshlight didn&#39;t tear off after one of Cr1tikal&#39;s godly swings.<br><br>Also, <b>says you attach a knife into it.</b> Also, <b>says you can use as a spear or a pike.</b>
i love how after all these years you have the exact same content as you did when you started, one of the best.
Hey cr1tikal where did you get that alien pussy? I&#39;m just curious
uhm cool so ok dude I&#39;ve been a subscriber for a while but DAFUQ how did this end up in my recommended?🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep it up dude this is epic.
Thank you, I&#39;ve always wondered what I was gonna do with the Alien fleshlight given to me at birth
<b>Charlie is demonetized for not being family friendly</b><br><br><b>Charlie does fuckin this</b>
stand down you look taller that way
That doesn&#39;t look anything like a flashlight<br><br>Who are you trying to fool, Exactly
Damn time to buy a fleshlight
Everyone gangster till someone whips out their alien clit
Masterpiece
You&#39;re supposed to declare your sponsored videos Charlie. Not cool /s
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m55s">1:55</a> Charlie in MK 11 confirmed
This is the quality content i subscribe for
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=1m58s">1:58</a> i can imagine Tiana standing there trying to hold back laughter as you whip a flesh light at her, nope nope just imagining that made me laugh
Oh my god, it&#39;s Jason Bourne
I call bullshit that he never used that flesh light
Am starting to doubt you Charlie, you have too many of those around. Curious.
CATEGORY<br><b>GAMING</b>
Reported for sexual content.
Roses are red, welp another of these things from china...<br>...How strong is an alien vagina, @RusDaddy I just didn&#39;t know what to rhyme else...., Fleshlight is a company not just the name of the sex toy they sell high quality stuff it costs a little more but its worth it and its not some chinese shit thatll fall ...
Slo Mo Guys already did it.
Is this sponsored?
Nut in it first for chemical damage
It’s a crisp not a chip
that&#39;s not the intended use
It&#39;s refreshing to know that this homeless man can now afford one and a half shirt.
April fools he actually put his dik in it, Modernwarhero it was sarcasm my dood. I fully acknowledged what day it was, I’m not retarded., This comment was made on April 2nd, April 3rd even for some countries. This doesn’t qualify as April fools in the slightest
Lmao
Wow, Charlie. Between this and the demonstration of the Sekiro letter opener I&#39;m starting to get really impressed. Have you thought about competing in the UFC ?
This is what I subbed for
Your hair looks nice Charlie
Get 2 and make nunchucks<br>Nunchuck fuck your victims
Strong enouh to take an alien penetration
This made me get a fleshlight
I think you can fend off assailants purely on the fear that you&#39;ve already used it and might hit them in the face with it
I love your salt and pepper shakers!!! Elephants?! Do they have assigned genders or can they be gay?
Top 10 characters who can defeat Thanos with Infinity Gauntlet.
G O G O<br>E X P N D O O N G K N I V E
What the actual
hey can you buy me one of those alien flesh lights? I need it for science...
He turning into brad1
That may not look impressive but he&#39;s just missing the milkweed rune.
The real question is.. Why are your shelves empty?
Holy fuck are those elephant salt and pepper shakers? I havent seen those in the moist store!
Congratulations, you&#39;ve reached the pinnacle of your career! I dare you to surpass it!
Aren’t chips vegan to begin with?
Nice place vro
Deep night, wanna sleep, but I’m watching a guy beating crisps in slow mo with an alien vagina flesh light and learnt about a fucking self defense technique with such a deadly weapon. Wow.
Florida man defeats burglar with a fleshlight
I still have a hard time believing that Charlie lives and seemingly owns a house
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=2m00s">2:00</a> <b>Bruce Lee wants to know your location</b>
Its 2 in the morning and I&#39;m watching a grown man smack an apple with a fleshlight. I need to reevaluate my life.
Did he import the alien vag from Area 51 or Skinwalker ranch?
Hit the fucking elephants
Wait, he has shirts other than white
The last technique is extremely dangerous and should only be practiced by super alpha turbo virgins.
Ah yes, the fleshlight is mightier than the sword
Think about him having used this fleshlight once
if you use the fleshlight beforehand you can deal extra damage to anti vax kids, Chris yeah well just in case ig, kitteh kat man you know it🤤😤, Wolfin thanks mom, Hahaha omg that&#39;s good, Yes officer, this is the comment, right here.
Is this video an excuse for him to buy an alien fleshlight
Wtf lmao mad random
thank you. i have been trying to tell people for years just how underrated the combat effectiveness of fleshlights is. hoping to see more fleshlight self defense tutorials from you in the future.
1999: there will be flying cars in the future <br><br>2019: How strong is an alien vagina
he’s wearing the white shirt. stop representing the base conscious.
Penguinz0 is now the only Youtuber that can make videos on fleshlight-self defense, that&#39;s a lot of content!
I can only imagine the conversation he had for this video
Here before this probably gets taken down
Great video. can&#39;t wait for this one to be taken down too lol.
Top 10 weapons even the military banned
careful of those salt and pepper shakers!
ಠ_ಠ
Did that alien pussy take a tiny bite out of the apple?
Did you eat the apple afterwards?
We know you ended up trying it. How was it?
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27MKOIkOQI&amp;t=0m58s">0:58</a> the new ps5 start up noise
Those elephants were the antithesis on Chekov&#39;s gun :(
Idk why that last technique made me cringe