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0	up to 60 robbers storm bart train in flash mob hold-up
0	chuck schumer: tom perez will make the dnc do more than 'yak'
0	brits slam theresa 'the appeaser' may for refusal to condemn trump's refugee ban
0	No, the legal middle ground between no same-sex marriage and only same-sex marriage is marriage for all, just as the legal middle ground between no opposite-sex marriage and only opposite-sex marriage is marriage for all. Another possiblity would be marriage for none, but let's not go there.
1	republicans condemn akin's comments as blemish on party's otherwise spotless women's rights record
0	pamela geller and the professional islamophobia business
0	australia travel tips: how to get the most out of the smallest continent
0	The anti-abortionists claim a load of **** on many issues. I don't listen to them. To put the "life" of an unfertilized egg above that of a person is grotesquely sick IMO. I support any such stem cell research wholeheartedly.
0	adam levine proudly displays his 'baby bump' alongside wife in cute instagram photo
0	poz retreats: empowering people who are infected and/or affected by hiv/aids
1	maria butina slips away after binding half-naked, blindfolded robert mueller to bed
1	breaking: bitcoin value currently plummeting—no, wait—skyrocketing—no, plummeting
0	bill maher and sarah silverman are cowardly and silent when it comes to louis c.k.
0	here's what we learned during this miserable, endless election year
1	furloughed government employee using time off to visit local food pantry she been hearing about
0	nine rules for effective online content
0	lamar odom to document his road to recovery in new reality series
0	devin nunes vows to 'never' reveal source of surveillance claims
1	man with big stick to lead russia
1	sudden resurfacing of file called 'lyrics.doc' a chilling reminder of life thought left behind
1	fbi: 'you know you're desperate when you're asking the american people for help'
0	bb and me: emotional intelligence
0	5 things not to say to a transgender person (and 3 things you should)
1	It might be telling that super heroes typically don't use firearms. That I'd prefer my crowds to have few if any guns concealed within hardly makes me pro-crime. Nor does it make me a pacifist. I'm a big fan of violence. The hands on kind.
1	secret santa seems to think you a big 'laverne & shirley' fan
0	reflections from ivy day
0	hobby lobby still covers vasectomies and viagra
0	harambe's grandmother euthanized at miami zoo
0	jeb bush quits firm that profited from obamacare
0	7 things i learned while making a movie about pregnancy loss
0	history teacher removed from classroom for comparing trump to hitler
1	'army of one' campaign attracting troubled loners to military
1	schnauzers rioting outside madison square garden following westminster dog show defeat
1	man with dream to open liquor store achieves dream
0	20 people found refuge in a famous paris bookstore during attacks
1	[quote=zsu2357;361600] Now, now ZSU, we learned from comrade star gazer that GW created the Continental Army. I am sure these gentlemen have some equally illogical and inaccurate 'facts' to scatter around the barnyard
0	theater: bradley cooper gets ugly; tr knight gets closeted
0	want to start school later? avoid these 10 common traps
1	nbc cancels csi
1	nation letting itself have few moments of celebration before returning to horrifying reality of violent extremism
1	silicon breast implants perform millions of calculations per second
1	Most certainly. The fact that you think that it is unnecessary only underlines your ignorance. Why don't you discuss beetle lungs for us. Those are organs necessary for the survival of both bears and cheetahs. How about livers. Same story. Thyroid? Pituitary? Pancreas? Go for it.
0	yes, but adam wasnt created with hereditary information or from sperm and egg cells. adam was the prototype. any subsequent humans should be born following the fashion in which adam was made. otherwise adam could have been shaped like a goat and still bear human children, because god could have formed him into whatever shape or lack of shape he wanted, yet put the genetic information in him to produce human offspring. why should adam's children look like adam? wouldnt adam's children be born the way adam was created, or not?
0	can this man save detroit public schools?
0	spain just made history -- twice. here's what went down, hour by hour
0	washington teen broke up with girlfriend before deadly shooting: reports
1	nursing home patient glad she's going home tomorrow every day
1	winter storm threatens homeless man's plans to survive over thanksgiving
1	We all agree that abortion is "killing". Killing something that has yet to become self aware is different IMO. Funny you request an open "mind". My point is that it ain't a human being if it ain't got no mind. That's why they unplug you when you're brain dead.
0	again, please review the definition of an atheist humor cannot be observed by apparatus that test the physical realm. it is an abstract and intangible quality. so is beauty, artistic ability and pleasure. yet these things exist and are as real to an atheist as it is to a theist. an atheist does not need a devine revelation to appreciate intangible qualities or account for their existence. they can be detected through mental processing, and communicated so that others can agree on the quality and identify it when it is present. being an atheist does not preclude belief in the existence of intangible and abstract things. it just precludes the belief in god and a spiritual/supernatural realm
0	rescuers in rebel-held syrian area accuse government of gas attack
1	Did you even notice that they were not the first to report it? Oh wait, you didn't because you are obviously using the fallacy of selective observation.
1	parents of 6-year-old sorely regretting purchase of knock-knock-joke book
1	embarrassed brett kavanaugh can't believe he wore handmaid costume on same day as protesters
0	florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case
0	Well either way he didn't answer the question. I saw the video. I saw and heard his responce. He can't squirm his way out of the fact that he didn't know the answer. The internet site also quotes:
1	david spade just shot
0	6 steps to help you genuinely forgive even the unforgivable
0	fisherman's worst nightmare comes true
0	home invasion prompts neighbors to invest in security
0	the world will end this summer -- according to hollywood
0	Incorrectly by those who don't understand evolution. Talking about the evolutionist theories about the big bang is pretty mindless, since the big bang is cosmology. Whether or not there was or was not a big bang is irrelevant to evolutionary biology. Lumping other sciences under "evolution" is a method of creationists so that they can claim that they don't oppose "science" but only evolution. To be a creationist is to reject the last 400 years of science - cosmology, astronomy, astrophysics, nuclear physics, geology, paleontology, tectonics, biogeography, genetics, population genetics, and so on. You get the idea.
1	blagojevich just getting started
1	So the BBC folks are frauds and liars? You really are an idiot aren't you? Piltdown Bird is a colorful way of saying it was a Piltdown like fraud. National Geographic knew it was a fake and published the article anyway. Of course you probably still believe in the original Piltdown don't you? You probably believe the Nebraska Man and Haeckels speechless apes were real too. There is an echo when you think isn't there?
0	congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad
1	u.n. peacekeepers pulled from bosnia to mow ted turner's lawn
0	It's worse than that, Pandion. For example, here's what I told him over at ARN on the same subject back on April 5th. http://www.arn.org/ubbthreads/showfl...e#Post30331420
1	hero financial officer saves 12 grand
1	media stumped on how to handle missing mixed-race woman
0	cheer up, democrats
0	25 halloween costumes for men with beards
1	house haunted by elks club members
0	the real point of going off the grid
0	There is never a question of "killing people" in such circumstances, it a matter of deciding if treatment should be withdrawn and thus allow them to die, i.e. where there is no possibility of any sort of a recovery.
0	jimmy kimmel hilariously stops by 'sesame street' to introduce a new letter
0	nationwide art project is making space for historic women in all 50 states
0	don't press the button: the problem with email and what to do about it
0	Actually it wouldn't. Since there is no rational, believable evidence for creationism, it wouldn't be any more believable if evolution were disproved. As an example, I dare you to start a thread in an appropriate forum and give us tested evidence for a global flood as depicted in Genesis. Good luck.
1	25-year-old man no longer impressed by mewtwo
0	hackers crack voting machines within minutes at def con in vegas
1	Whatever you say. emoticonXRolleyesYou are just underlining my point. Instead of proceeding with you thread you are content with just being a troll, so just be a troll. emoticonXGood
1	As I have pointed out, the only BS here is your accusations.
1	ex-girlfriend flashback leaves man paralyzed in produce aisle
1	system for telling clean clothes from dirty falls apart by second day of trip
0	facebook's war continues against fake profiles and bots
1	terri schiavo dies of embarrassment
1	arm & hammer representative starting to wonder what he's doing at sxsw
1	yeti releases abdominable crunch workout video
1	bored iowa town trying to convince kirsten gillibrand it local tradition to eat live tarantula
0	emily's list founder: women are the 'problem solvers' in congress
0	the constant conflict between feminism and nationalism
0	in the heights
0	this poet doesn't care if you're tired of hearing about race
0	20 suede pieces you'll want to wear all spring
1	largemouth bass has largemouth sass!
1	hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign
1	lush unveils new line of anti-aging youthful maiden bloodbombs
0	the good girl's guide to socializing with celebs
1	temporary worker permanently scarred
1	10 million fans killed off in sopranos season premiere

0

up to 60 robbers storm bart train in flash mob hold-up

0

chuck schumer: tom perez will make the dnc do more than 'yak'

0

brits slam theresa 'the appeaser' may for refusal to condemn trump's refugee ban

0

No, the legal middle ground between no same-sex marriage and only same-sex marriage is marriage for all, just as the legal middle ground between no opposite-sex marriage and only opposite-sex marriage is marriage for all. Another possiblity would be marriage for none, but let's not go there.

1

republicans condemn akin's comments as blemish on party's otherwise spotless women's rights record

0

pamela geller and the professional islamophobia business

0

australia travel tips: how to get the most out of the smallest continent

0

The anti-abortionists claim a load of **** on many issues. I don't listen to them. To put the "life" of an unfertilized egg above that of a person is grotesquely sick IMO. I support any such stem cell research wholeheartedly.

0

adam levine proudly displays his 'baby bump' alongside wife in cute instagram photo

0

poz retreats: empowering people who are infected and/or affected by hiv/aids

1

maria butina slips away after binding half-naked, blindfolded robert mueller to bed

1

breaking: bitcoin value currently plummeting—no, wait—skyrocketing—no, plummeting

0

bill maher and sarah silverman are cowardly and silent when it comes to louis c.k.

0

here's what we learned during this miserable, endless election year

1

furloughed government employee using time off to visit local food pantry she been hearing about

0

nine rules for effective online content

0

lamar odom to document his road to recovery in new reality series

0

devin nunes vows to 'never' reveal source of surveillance claims

1

man with big stick to lead russia

1

sudden resurfacing of file called 'lyrics.doc' a chilling reminder of life thought left behind

1

fbi: 'you know you're desperate when you're asking the american people for help'

0

bb and me: emotional intelligence

0

5 things not to say to a transgender person (and 3 things you should)

1

It might be telling that super heroes typically don't use firearms. That I'd prefer my crowds to have few if any guns concealed within hardly makes me pro-crime. Nor does it make me a pacifist. I'm a big fan of violence. The hands on kind.

1

secret santa seems to think you a big 'laverne & shirley' fan

0

reflections from ivy day

0

hobby lobby still covers vasectomies and viagra

0

harambe's grandmother euthanized at miami zoo

0

jeb bush quits firm that profited from obamacare

0

7 things i learned while making a movie about pregnancy loss

0

history teacher removed from classroom for comparing trump to hitler

1

'army of one' campaign attracting troubled loners to military

1

schnauzers rioting outside madison square garden following westminster dog show defeat

1

man with dream to open liquor store achieves dream

0

20 people found refuge in a famous paris bookstore during attacks

1

[quote=zsu2357;361600] Now, now ZSU, we learned from comrade star gazer that GW created the Continental Army. I am sure these gentlemen have some equally illogical and inaccurate 'facts' to scatter around the barnyard

0

theater: bradley cooper gets ugly; tr knight gets closeted

0

want to start school later? avoid these 10 common traps

1

nbc cancels csi

1

nation letting itself have few moments of celebration before returning to horrifying reality of violent extremism

1

silicon breast implants perform millions of calculations per second

1

Most certainly. The fact that you think that it is unnecessary only underlines your ignorance. Why don't you discuss beetle lungs for us. Those are organs necessary for the survival of both bears and cheetahs. How about livers. Same story. Thyroid? Pituitary? Pancreas? Go for it.

0

yes, but adam wasnt created with hereditary information or from sperm and egg cells. adam was the prototype. any subsequent humans should be born following the fashion in which adam was made. otherwise adam could have been shaped like a goat and still bear human children, because god could have formed him into whatever shape or lack of shape he wanted, yet put the genetic information in him to produce human offspring. why should adam's children look like adam? wouldnt adam's children be born the way adam was created, or not?

0

can this man save detroit public schools?

0

spain just made history -- twice. here's what went down, hour by hour

0

washington teen broke up with girlfriend before deadly shooting: reports

1

nursing home patient glad she's going home tomorrow every day

1

winter storm threatens homeless man's plans to survive over thanksgiving

1

We all agree that abortion is "killing". Killing something that has yet to become self aware is different IMO. Funny you request an open "mind". My point is that it ain't a human being if it ain't got no mind. That's why they unplug you when you're brain dead.

0

again, please review the definition of an atheist humor cannot be observed by apparatus that test the physical realm. it is an abstract and intangible quality. so is beauty, artistic ability and pleasure. yet these things exist and are as real to an atheist as it is to a theist. an atheist does not need a devine revelation to appreciate intangible qualities or account for their existence. they can be detected through mental processing, and communicated so that others can agree on the quality and identify it when it is present. being an atheist does not preclude belief in the existence of intangible and abstract things. it just precludes the belief in god and a spiritual/supernatural realm

0

rescuers in rebel-held syrian area accuse government of gas attack

1

Did you even notice that they were not the first to report it? Oh wait, you didn't because you are obviously using the fallacy of selective observation.

1

parents of 6-year-old sorely regretting purchase of knock-knock-joke book

1

embarrassed brett kavanaugh can't believe he wore handmaid costume on same day as protesters

0

florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case

0

Well either way he didn't answer the question. I saw the video. I saw and heard his responce. He can't squirm his way out of the fact that he didn't know the answer. The internet site also quotes:

1

david spade just shot

0

6 steps to help you genuinely forgive even the unforgivable

0

fisherman's worst nightmare comes true

0

home invasion prompts neighbors to invest in security

0

the world will end this summer -- according to hollywood

0

Incorrectly by those who don't understand evolution. Talking about the evolutionist theories about the big bang is pretty mindless, since the big bang is cosmology. Whether or not there was or was not a big bang is irrelevant to evolutionary biology. Lumping other sciences under "evolution" is a method of creationists so that they can claim that they don't oppose "science" but only evolution. To be a creationist is to reject the last 400 years of science - cosmology, astronomy, astrophysics, nuclear physics, geology, paleontology, tectonics, biogeography, genetics, population genetics, and so on. You get the idea.

1

blagojevich just getting started

1

So the BBC folks are frauds and liars? You really are an idiot aren't you? Piltdown Bird is a colorful way of saying it was a Piltdown like fraud. National Geographic knew it was a fake and published the article anyway. Of course you probably still believe in the original Piltdown don't you? You probably believe the Nebraska Man and Haeckels speechless apes were real too. There is an echo when you think isn't there?

0

congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad

1

u.n. peacekeepers pulled from bosnia to mow ted turner's lawn

0

It's worse than that, Pandion. For example, here's what I told him over at ARN on the same subject back on April 5th. http://www.arn.org/ubbthreads/showfl...e#Post30331420

1

hero financial officer saves 12 grand

1

media stumped on how to handle missing mixed-race woman

0

cheer up, democrats

0

25 halloween costumes for men with beards

1

house haunted by elks club members

0

the real point of going off the grid

0

There is never a question of "killing people" in such circumstances, it a matter of deciding if treatment should be withdrawn and thus allow them to die, i.e. where there is no possibility of any sort of a recovery.

0

jimmy kimmel hilariously stops by 'sesame street' to introduce a new letter

0

nationwide art project is making space for historic women in all 50 states

0

don't press the button: the problem with email and what to do about it

0

Actually it wouldn't. Since there is no rational, believable evidence for creationism, it wouldn't be any more believable if evolution were disproved. As an example, I dare you to start a thread in an appropriate forum and give us tested evidence for a global flood as depicted in Genesis. Good luck.

1

25-year-old man no longer impressed by mewtwo

0

hackers crack voting machines within minutes at def con in vegas

1

Whatever you say. emoticonXRolleyesYou are just underlining my point. Instead of proceeding with you thread you are content with just being a troll, so just be a troll. emoticonXGood

1

As I have pointed out, the only BS here is your accusations.

1

ex-girlfriend flashback leaves man paralyzed in produce aisle

1

system for telling clean clothes from dirty falls apart by second day of trip

0

facebook's war continues against fake profiles and bots

1

terri schiavo dies of embarrassment

1

arm & hammer representative starting to wonder what he's doing at sxsw

1

yeti releases abdominable crunch workout video

1

bored iowa town trying to convince kirsten gillibrand it local tradition to eat live tarantula

0

emily's list founder: women are the 'problem solvers' in congress

0

the constant conflict between feminism and nationalism

0

in the heights

0

this poet doesn't care if you're tired of hearing about race

0

20 suede pieces you'll want to wear all spring

1

largemouth bass has largemouth sass!

1

hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign

1

lush unveils new line of anti-aging youthful maiden bloodbombs

0

the good girl's guide to socializing with celebs

1

temporary worker permanently scarred

1

10 million fans killed off in sopranos season premiere