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0	several people injured in car incident near london museum
0	how prepared are directors for the challenges of the nonprofit culture?
1	god's gift to women returned
1	child assured most monsters do not exist
1	toddler just looking for sensible mid-range tricycle
1	thirsty mayor drinks town's entire water supply
1	grasshopper dismembered by future supreme court justice
0	nevada must not allow a death row inmate to 'volunteer' for execution by fentanyl and other drugs
0	samantha bee airs her first ever 'trump-positive' piece
1	dental hygienist angered by lack of flossing
0	gop senators throw support behind mitch mcconnell as feud with trump escalates
0	give the gift of play this holiday season
0	why did wikileaks name 'country x' when glenn greenwald wouldn't?
1	israeli government found to be in league with jewry
1	put it on pay-per view, call it a new extream sport.
1	area man honored to have name in hat
1	That seems reasonably likely, happens to a lot of people. Umm, you're the one questioning whether the environment can cause cancer? The "Evolutionist scientists" you despise so much are the ones publishing papers about the environmental causes of cancer. Cancer isn't "selected", people who get cancer often die and have no more children... Think before you post next time? Or is that too much to ask?
0	former obama aide david plouffe calls donald trump a 'psychopath'
0	in defense of the promposal
0	missouri gov. eric greitens refuses to resign despite calls from his own party
0	I believe that science explains the way God created the universe.
1	I dunno. What is the scoop here? You complain about the responses we give, and yet you keep coming back for more. Even people with down syndrome learn enough to only stick their hands in the open flame once.
1	government admits to hiding embarrassingly lame 1973 extraterrestrial encounter
0	to my meant-to-bes: a letter to my failed ivf embryos
1	Force the children to learn science? How obscene!! what's next ? maths?? emoticonXRolleyes
1	albanian village bombed forward into stone age
0	john boehner: we should know if paul ryan is running for speaker soon
0	Just like the plastic gun fear, the armour piercing bullet fear was built upon misinformation and myth.
0	ana navarro calls out gop: you'd impeach hillary clinton over this
1	running back's buttocks undulate hypnotically in sexuality-challenging slow-motion replay
1	ron paul promises to return when country needs him most
1	Tanq and tonic...ahh yes. The truth serum. You know me too well.emoticonXHoho
0	Distract? No. If Wells is accusing equivocation, he'd better be able to back up his claim.
1	hospital paperwork reduces man's reading comprehension to first-grade level
1	drunk man staring at ihop syrups
1	rubenesque woman has picassoesque face
0	The curriculum is legal outside the public school system, and used in private schools. (I left a couple of sample links on the other board.) So do you see those private schools as engaged in child abuse?
0	thousands march in france over the murder of an 85-year-old holocaust survivor
0	moderation and modernity: challenges for moroccan islam
1	two dozen restaurant patrons made violently ill from marriage proposal
0	tracy k. smith is america's new poet laureate
1	So the tooth that gave rise to Nebraska Man was evidence - evidence of what - a tooth. But from that piece of evidence evolutionaries were able to extrapolate a whole new race of men! So, is it still ?evidence?? So much for evidence pointing to evolution ? it is what you make of the ?evidence?.
0	'finding dory' shows no signs of slowing down at the box office
1	forgetful karl lagerfeld inadvertently starts lobster-bib trend
1	chris christie dreaming about 72-inch springsteen sub
1	netflix instant thinking about adding good movie
0	Well, ya know, if you actually, oh I don't know, VISITED THE SITE, you'd see that the "friendlyatheist.com" is a blog-like page (and not the one that is actually giving the info on the evolutionary migration of humanity) and it gave a link to the actual website that we are talking about (the second link I gave): http://www.bradshawfoundation.com/journey/But then, maybe we're expecting a little too much from a creationist. emoticonXBanghead emoticonXBanghead
0	Is that not agnostic? You leave yourself open to change if evidence dictates it. Sorry if this is just turning into word games.
1	chase ceo giving commencement speech pledges to double whole class's student loan debt
1	lindsey graham dining alone at applebee's kind of wishes protesters would come heckle him
0	new documents show pompeo failed to disclose additional business ties to china
1	u.s. public health service estimates they'll have tuskegee experiment wrapped up by 2020
1	Winston, I must confess my ignorance; before this, I thought your posts couldn't possibly get any more asinine. I see I was wrong about that. You have a spare tire just in case? Just in case of a car accident? In case your engine explodes? In case someone hijacks your car? Congratulations, Winston. You have made by far the most asinine post I have ever seen. And you are the most asinine person I have ever seen.
0	news roundup for july 12, 2017
1	completely unrealistic tv character has complex, multifaceted personality
1	study: support for bill of rights highest while attempting to talk way out of drunk driving arrest
0	stephen hawking's disability wasn't something to 'overcome'
0	activist hopes public suicide leads to more awareness
1	trip to office kitchen hastily altered to trip to bathroom to evade despised coworker
1	america's love affair with ally mcbeal ends violently
1	westboro baptist church not really sure why they're picketing allan arbus' funeral
1	You know, its those happy-smiley cartoons that really freak me out. Is this just me or does anyone else find them creepy?
0	woman survives 7-story plunge from parking garage in bmw
1	report: you to learn names of 3 reprehensible public officials this week
1	lone man with six-pack 'partying'
0	pope wraps up south american tour with visit to banado norte slum
1	scientists genetically engineer lab rat predisposed to think anything wrong with it might be cancer
0	marco rubio launches his first presidential television ad
0	petition to censure trump gains momentum
0	bernie sanders slams trump: 'that kind of crap is not going to work in the united states'
1	nonsense and lies that bertvan spewed is it that you want me to elaborate on?Or did you want me to elaborate on some of the falsehoods and lies of yours that I have challenged? Are you actually up to dealing with challenges to your spewed falsehoods or will you run from that?" YES, all of that. Prove it has any basis in fact and that berts claims cannot be true. Talk and attacks are cheap but proof of anything substantial and real is few and far between by you. I'll see you uh, never? Because all of the ridiculous assertions and claims you make are unprovable by any reasonable standard.
1	cracking sound alerts man he reaching styrofoam plate's weight limit
1	adorable puppy nets owner handjob
0	12 comics to remind you that you're a flawed but amazing human being
0	the future is blurry!
0	backpage ceo likely to walk from pimping charges as judge cites shield law
1	That was not the point. The point was that you needed a definition of what Truth is, which is absurd to the point of being retarded. You have no legitimate individual freedoms or rights. Only the false promises and definitions of these things society offers you. Maybe when you were gay-bashed, you should have thought about what the meaning of your so-called rights was.
0	pit bull lovers gather in washington
1	man really letting no one have it during exit interview
0	miami police officer's facebook plea: 'everyone's life matters'
0	the hilarious hipster classifieds you'll (probably) never see online
0	texas gop chair laments inclusion of gay conversion therapy in party platform
1	parents drop fake treating-you-like-an-adult act half-hour into visit
0	naval chakra tune up: yoga sequence from stephanie snyder
0	sweet video honors the amazing work of child life specialists
0	how much beer the world drinks, in 1 interactive globe
1	dog named murph lives up to name
1	Here is a mind blower. Maybe they are celebate because being married to Jesus they are saving themselves for sex with him.
0	Incorrect- I think Olsen is very specific in citing those he feels have overstepped the mark in this instance. He is not ruling out the possibility of a link at all- he (rightly IMO) is targeting certain workers and publications.
1	pantone intern starstruck after meeting designer behind sand dollar 13-1106
0	should grandparents worry about their credit?
0	what happened to america's first muslims?
0	Umm...thats the point of saying God of the Gaps - when science fills in the gaps then there is less for your God to do.
0	mental health and nuclear weapons
0	some leaders are born women
0	drunk ron weasley wishing harry potter 'happy birthday' is pure magic
0	claims about andreas lubitz's mental health further stigmatize mental illnesses
0	twitter unloads on the house gop with #gopsongsaboutethics
0	the one thing that really was better when we were kids
0	can america be saved?: how did 'yes, we can!' become 'no, we couldn't'? (part one)

0

several people injured in car incident near london museum

0

how prepared are directors for the challenges of the nonprofit culture?

1

god's gift to women returned

1

child assured most monsters do not exist

1

toddler just looking for sensible mid-range tricycle

1

thirsty mayor drinks town's entire water supply

1

grasshopper dismembered by future supreme court justice

0

nevada must not allow a death row inmate to 'volunteer' for execution by fentanyl and other drugs

0

samantha bee airs her first ever 'trump-positive' piece

1

dental hygienist angered by lack of flossing

0

gop senators throw support behind mitch mcconnell as feud with trump escalates

0

give the gift of play this holiday season

0

why did wikileaks name 'country x' when glenn greenwald wouldn't?

1

israeli government found to be in league with jewry

1

put it on pay-per view, call it a new extream sport.

1

area man honored to have name in hat

1

That seems reasonably likely, happens to a lot of people. Umm, you're the one questioning whether the environment can cause cancer? The "Evolutionist scientists" you despise so much are the ones publishing papers about the environmental causes of cancer. Cancer isn't "selected", people who get cancer often die and have no more children... Think before you post next time? Or is that too much to ask?

0

former obama aide david plouffe calls donald trump a 'psychopath'

0

in defense of the promposal

0

missouri gov. eric greitens refuses to resign despite calls from his own party

0

I believe that science explains the way God created the universe.

1

I dunno. What is the scoop here? You complain about the responses we give, and yet you keep coming back for more. Even people with down syndrome learn enough to only stick their hands in the open flame once.

1

government admits to hiding embarrassingly lame 1973 extraterrestrial encounter

0

to my meant-to-bes: a letter to my failed ivf embryos

1

Force the children to learn science? How obscene!! what's next ? maths?? emoticonXRolleyes

1

albanian village bombed forward into stone age

0

john boehner: we should know if paul ryan is running for speaker soon

0

Just like the plastic gun fear, the armour piercing bullet fear was built upon misinformation and myth.

0

ana navarro calls out gop: you'd impeach hillary clinton over this

1

running back's buttocks undulate hypnotically in sexuality-challenging slow-motion replay

1

ron paul promises to return when country needs him most

1

Tanq and tonic...ahh yes. The truth serum. You know me too well.emoticonXHoho

0

Distract? No. If Wells is accusing equivocation, he'd better be able to back up his claim.

1

hospital paperwork reduces man's reading comprehension to first-grade level

1

drunk man staring at ihop syrups

1

rubenesque woman has picassoesque face

0

The curriculum is legal outside the public school system, and used in private schools. (I left a couple of sample links on the other board.) So do you see those private schools as engaged in child abuse?

0

thousands march in france over the murder of an 85-year-old holocaust survivor

0

moderation and modernity: challenges for moroccan islam

1

two dozen restaurant patrons made violently ill from marriage proposal

0

tracy k. smith is america's new poet laureate

1

So the tooth that gave rise to Nebraska Man was evidence - evidence of what - a tooth. But from that piece of evidence evolutionaries were able to extrapolate a whole new race of men! So, is it still ?evidence?? So much for evidence pointing to evolution ? it is what you make of the ?evidence?.

0

'finding dory' shows no signs of slowing down at the box office

1

forgetful karl lagerfeld inadvertently starts lobster-bib trend

1

chris christie dreaming about 72-inch springsteen sub

1

netflix instant thinking about adding good movie

0

Well, ya know, if you actually, oh I don't know, VISITED THE SITE, you'd see that the "friendlyatheist.com" is a blog-like page (and not the one that is actually giving the info on the evolutionary migration of humanity) and it gave a link to the actual website that we are talking about (the second link I gave): http://www.bradshawfoundation.com/journey/But then, maybe we're expecting a little too much from a creationist. emoticonXBanghead emoticonXBanghead

0

Is that not agnostic? You leave yourself open to change if evidence dictates it. Sorry if this is just turning into word games.

1

chase ceo giving commencement speech pledges to double whole class's student loan debt

1

lindsey graham dining alone at applebee's kind of wishes protesters would come heckle him

0

new documents show pompeo failed to disclose additional business ties to china

1

u.s. public health service estimates they'll have tuskegee experiment wrapped up by 2020

1

Winston, I must confess my ignorance; before this, I thought your posts couldn't possibly get any more asinine. I see I was wrong about that. You have a spare tire just in case? Just in case of a car accident? In case your engine explodes? In case someone hijacks your car? Congratulations, Winston. You have made by far the most asinine post I have ever seen. And you are the most asinine person I have ever seen.

0

news roundup for july 12, 2017

1

completely unrealistic tv character has complex, multifaceted personality

1

study: support for bill of rights highest while attempting to talk way out of drunk driving arrest

0

stephen hawking's disability wasn't something to 'overcome'

0

activist hopes public suicide leads to more awareness

1

trip to office kitchen hastily altered to trip to bathroom to evade despised coworker

1

america's love affair with ally mcbeal ends violently

1

westboro baptist church not really sure why they're picketing allan arbus' funeral

1

You know, its those happy-smiley cartoons that really freak me out. Is this just me or does anyone else find them creepy?

0

woman survives 7-story plunge from parking garage in bmw

1

report: you to learn names of 3 reprehensible public officials this week

1

lone man with six-pack 'partying'

0

pope wraps up south american tour with visit to banado norte slum

1

scientists genetically engineer lab rat predisposed to think anything wrong with it might be cancer

0

marco rubio launches his first presidential television ad

0

petition to censure trump gains momentum

0

bernie sanders slams trump: 'that kind of crap is not going to work in the united states'

1

nonsense and lies that bertvan spewed is it that you want me to elaborate on?Or did you want me to elaborate on some of the falsehoods and lies of yours that I have challenged? Are you actually up to dealing with challenges to your spewed falsehoods or will you run from that?" YES, all of that. Prove it has any basis in fact and that berts claims cannot be true. Talk and attacks are cheap but proof of anything substantial and real is few and far between by you. I'll see you uh, never? Because all of the ridiculous assertions and claims you make are unprovable by any reasonable standard.

1

cracking sound alerts man he reaching styrofoam plate's weight limit

1

adorable puppy nets owner handjob

0

12 comics to remind you that you're a flawed but amazing human being

0

the future is blurry!

0

backpage ceo likely to walk from pimping charges as judge cites shield law

1

That was not the point. The point was that you needed a definition of what Truth is, which is absurd to the point of being retarded. You have no legitimate individual freedoms or rights. Only the false promises and definitions of these things society offers you. Maybe when you were gay-bashed, you should have thought about what the meaning of your so-called rights was.

0

pit bull lovers gather in washington

1

man really letting no one have it during exit interview

0

miami police officer's facebook plea: 'everyone's life matters'

0

the hilarious hipster classifieds you'll (probably) never see online

0

texas gop chair laments inclusion of gay conversion therapy in party platform

1

parents drop fake treating-you-like-an-adult act half-hour into visit

0

naval chakra tune up: yoga sequence from stephanie snyder

0

sweet video honors the amazing work of child life specialists

0

how much beer the world drinks, in 1 interactive globe

1

dog named murph lives up to name

1

Here is a mind blower. Maybe they are celebate because being married to Jesus they are saving themselves for sex with him.

0

Incorrect- I think Olsen is very specific in citing those he feels have overstepped the mark in this instance. He is not ruling out the possibility of a link at all- he (rightly IMO) is targeting certain workers and publications.

1

pantone intern starstruck after meeting designer behind sand dollar 13-1106

0

should grandparents worry about their credit?

0

what happened to america's first muslims?

0

Umm...thats the point of saying God of the Gaps - when science fills in the gaps then there is less for your God to do.

0

mental health and nuclear weapons

0

some leaders are born women

0

drunk ron weasley wishing harry potter 'happy birthday' is pure magic

0

claims about andreas lubitz's mental health further stigmatize mental illnesses

0

twitter unloads on the house gop with #gopsongsaboutethics

0

the one thing that really was better when we were kids

0

can america be saved?: how did 'yes, we can!' become 'no, we couldn't'? (part one)