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1	rudy giuliani backtracks on previous statements referring to 9/11 as tragedy
0	new developing nations leader has big plans to crack down on global tax dodging
1	santa anita park officials announce they will stop allowing bets on all upcoming horse deaths
0	jonathan adler's stunning new hotel project has a powerful mission
0	ted cruz: the media salivates when criminals are republican
1	you seem to know a lot about something that exists only in your imagination. archangel knows also everything about dragons. when does the soul takes abode in a human being according to you? can we detect this happenning? any pictures of souls?
1	area man's got a ton of shit on his mind right now, okay?
1	businessman goes home for the holidays to network with family
1	subconscious can't wait to turn offhand remark from boss into dream about drowning horse
0	#2 was questioning the personal, non-scientific beliefs of the evolution believer
1	fda calls concrete breast implants 'architecturally sound'
1	male marsh wren chirping his balls off to attract mate
0	So sorry, Anastasia...that's a horrible thing to face. And now, using that excuse? What! If justice was swift for the guilty then he would not have escaped only to do it again. Some criminals never change, and via your testimony, only live to do it again. There are some who need to be put to death. Your situation made me shudder, Anastasia. But, I am glad you didn't let it (revenge) effect you to the point of taking his life yourself. If it would have been my father, those many years ago, I cannot say that I would have waited, nor would have accepted that lame excuse of retardation. I could very well be in prison myself.
0	free school lunches kept me from starving
1	But didn't you know? The USA is a CHRISTIAN NATION and all other beliefs are subservient to that. They don't get it, they actally believe that they're doing good and are also doing it for our own good as well. It isn't terrorists, or any other outside force which are a threat to American rights and freedoms, it is those like the Christian right who you truly have to fear. Those like Pat Robertson, or Jerry Falwel who have influence and many others as well like your President. How many other Judges feel and believe the same as Judge Moore in Alabama did?
0	Banning abortion is a tool with which to punish women you deem promiscuous or immoral and recreate through a police state a mythical golden age of christian virtue, got you. The rest is just a cover story in the same way biblical creationists who want their religion brought into the school system advocate "intelligent design". They call it "lying for baby Jesus".
0	watch: snow drifts were no match for this determined freight train
0	death of high school quarterback evan murray ruled an accident
0	this obama-themed clothing line just dropped into your life
0	the obscure trade provision everyone is talking about
1	charlton heston gets serious
0	there can be dignity in the face of poverty
1	I'm going to ask you a direct question, which I am sure you will ignore. John is an atheist. He has stolen some money. He is sincerely remorseful over his actions. Since John is remorseful, has your Judeo-Christian God FORGIVEN John? You can "blah, blah, blah" all you want, but a "yes" or a "no" needs to be given EXPLICITLY in your answer.
0	this is what a perfect shot on goal looks like
0	sean hannity goes berserk after losing conservative media award
1	masturbating mom can't get bobby flay southwestern eggs demo to stop buffering
0	the power of perspective
0	'la 92' looks back at the rodney king protests 25 years later
1	But? If? Isn't? But that's? Must be a Progressive prison or something. emoticonXSmilie
0	missing from amazon's search for a second home: the climate effects
0	finally, a virtual reality headset that's cheap and actually works
0	shooting non-targets
0	conservatives start spending to block obama supreme court nominee
1	'missed connection' ad obviously cheney
0	Well that explains your anger.:p I hope you are blessed with homeliness.:) Makes your commitment easier to keep. How old are you now?
1	george kennedy's honor riding on internal breath freshener
0	What would you know about fair and balanced? I know a lot of truths about gays. Do you want me to start posting incessant threads pointing them all out? And I am the moderator for the formal debate forum, not the entire board. Want to debate me on the benefits of gays on society vs Christianity?
1	poll finds 100% of americans blame shutdown entirely on colorado representative scott tipton
1	local church full of brainwashed idiots feeds town's poor every week
1	cnn investigating reports of wolf blitzer's highly proper sexual conduct
0	Exactly. That the change in moth color was due to natural selection was first posed in about 1896 by J.W. Tutt. The funny thing is that as pollution increased, the moths turned black, and then as the pollution was cleaned up, they turned white again. carbonaria have become pretty scarce.
1	Oh gosh, silly, silly me, not blaming an entire group of people for something a few nutjobs did. My, I'm so embarassed for being so intolerant and thinking that! emoticonXBangheademoticonXBanghead
1	man who will pay $60,000 in medical bills this year can't afford health insurance right now
0	a-sides with jon chattman: sweet and not-so-sweet emotions: joe perry gets honest about aerosmith in new memoir
1	sauce-spatter analysis allows investigators to reconstruct horrific, grisly consumption of meatball sub
1	police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him personally
0	what life is like where it's snowy and cold
1	report: stating current year still leading argument for social reform
0	americans more polarized than at any time in last two decades, poll shows
1	mugger can't believe crap victim has on mp3 player
0	13 times celebrities got real about mental health
0	the 5 top u.s. national parks, in photos
1	man celebrates raise company will eventually use to justify firing him
1	report: some people live in pennsylvania
0	the key to setting achievable goals
1	creative writing teacher announces plan to sit on edge of desk
0	with a little luck, trump and his cronies will disrupt their own plans
0	man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video
1	stouffer's discontinues toaster steaks
0	these simple tricks will make it way easier to work from home
0	swedish prosecutors drop julian assange rape investigation
1	burmese python shocked at amount of stress man holding in his neck
0	duchess kate hits scotland in a gorgeous blue coat
1	new resort community still trying to think of name
1	Well, the French have always been an independent and rebellious lot, not like those staid northern Europeans. And let's remember how much we all owe to those heathens of Greece and Rome!
1	arizona high schools to now teach spanish entirely in english
0	reclaiming 'usa!, usa! usa!' from the bigots in murrieta
1	frustrated writer tosses another crumpled-up laptop in trash can
0	a millennial perspective on concur's new app center
1	bush to meet with agriculture secretary down in the holler
0	why we're still fighting the last war on trade policy
1	impressive new hire figures out bare minimum of work job requires on first day
0	the top 10 workout songs for january 2018
0	virginia board votes to amend harsh abortion clinic regulations
1	moby provides long-range, blurry photo taken through window to prove he currently dating natalie portman
1	archaeologists unearth ancient clay pot shards from dwelling of earliest known klutz
1	I've decided that I will answer this question once and for all if someone can prove to me why people need tennis racquets. If someone can answer this for me, I will attempt the definitive assault weapon response. Have at it.
0	And are people in DC legally allowed to carry their guns with them in a concealed manner, having them readily available like the rest of us do in the country?Absolutely not. According to DC your rights don't extend past your home, and it barely even exists inside your home.
0	don't raise the massachusetts charter cap just yet
1	tour guide always builds in 10 minutes for everyone in group to mount cannon like horse
0	True. Gallup couches the questions in a way that favors spiritualism. That is his preference and I think that his polls are slanted that way. I don't think I have ever seen a poll that actually asked the question directly and "no religion" doesn't really ask it. The numbers are just guesses. I think Big Orn is correct 7 to 10% is probably a bit low.
1	'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens'
0	how to create a hotel-worthy bathroom
1	newsweek editors argue over what to make readers fear next
1	report: dad wants to show you where fuse box is
1	nation's sexual degenerates impatient for gay marriage slippery slope to kick in
1	annual teeth cleaning reveals three previously unnoticed rows of teeth
0	social engineering: 9 ways to keep your identity safe
1	jealous paul ryan asks legislator with 37% approval rating what his secret is
1	How often to you poke your nose into monkey genitals in order to know that?
1	mysterious necrotic skin disease continues to eat away at baby's face weeks after being kissed by ted cruz
0	google will team up with ford to build self-driving cars: report
0	state department has spent none of the $120 million allocated to fight russian interference
0	senate can't pass methane rollback so interior decides to do it anyway
1	u.s. worried about living up to netanyahu campaign promises
0	brazilian artists pay tribute to olympic refugee team in stunning murals
1	Somebody needs to check his Little Golden Dictionary. "Random" and "selective" are antonyms. To say that selection is random is to admit ignorance of the English language.
1	Does that mean test tube babies are pure and sinless? If so then why don't we just eradicate that whole phase of passing through the birth canal (if that's what IS where we get our sinful nature) and just have test tube babies! Wheeeee!
1	islamic fundamentalists condemn casual day
1	report: airlines installing uncomfortable bumps in seatbacks because it pleases them

1

rudy giuliani backtracks on previous statements referring to 9/11 as tragedy

0

new developing nations leader has big plans to crack down on global tax dodging

1

santa anita park officials announce they will stop allowing bets on all upcoming horse deaths

0

jonathan adler's stunning new hotel project has a powerful mission

0

ted cruz: the media salivates when criminals are republican

1

you seem to know a lot about something that exists only in your imagination. archangel knows also everything about dragons. when does the soul takes abode in a human being according to you? can we detect this happenning? any pictures of souls?

1

area man's got a ton of shit on his mind right now, okay?

1

businessman goes home for the holidays to network with family

1

subconscious can't wait to turn offhand remark from boss into dream about drowning horse

0

#2 was questioning the personal, non-scientific beliefs of the evolution believer

1

fda calls concrete breast implants 'architecturally sound'

1

male marsh wren chirping his balls off to attract mate

0

So sorry, Anastasia...that's a horrible thing to face. And now, using that excuse? What! If justice was swift for the guilty then he would not have escaped only to do it again. Some criminals never change, and via your testimony, only live to do it again. There are some who need to be put to death. Your situation made me shudder, Anastasia. But, I am glad you didn't let it (revenge) effect you to the point of taking his life yourself. If it would have been my father, those many years ago, I cannot say that I would have waited, nor would have accepted that lame excuse of retardation. I could very well be in prison myself.

0

free school lunches kept me from starving

1

But didn't you know? The USA is a CHRISTIAN NATION and all other beliefs are subservient to that. They don't get it, they actally believe that they're doing good and are also doing it for our own good as well. It isn't terrorists, or any other outside force which are a threat to American rights and freedoms, it is those like the Christian right who you truly have to fear. Those like Pat Robertson, or Jerry Falwel who have influence and many others as well like your President. How many other Judges feel and believe the same as Judge Moore in Alabama did?

0

Banning abortion is a tool with which to punish women you deem promiscuous or immoral and recreate through a police state a mythical golden age of christian virtue, got you. The rest is just a cover story in the same way biblical creationists who want their religion brought into the school system advocate "intelligent design". They call it "lying for baby Jesus".

0

watch: snow drifts were no match for this determined freight train

0

death of high school quarterback evan murray ruled an accident

0

this obama-themed clothing line just dropped into your life

0

the obscure trade provision everyone is talking about

1

charlton heston gets serious

0

there can be dignity in the face of poverty

1

I'm going to ask you a direct question, which I am sure you will ignore. John is an atheist. He has stolen some money. He is sincerely remorseful over his actions. Since John is remorseful, has your Judeo-Christian God FORGIVEN John? You can "blah, blah, blah" all you want, but a "yes" or a "no" needs to be given EXPLICITLY in your answer.

0

this is what a perfect shot on goal looks like

0

sean hannity goes berserk after losing conservative media award

1

masturbating mom can't get bobby flay southwestern eggs demo to stop buffering

0

the power of perspective

0

'la 92' looks back at the rodney king protests 25 years later

1

But? If? Isn't? But that's? Must be a Progressive prison or something. emoticonXSmilie

0

missing from amazon's search for a second home: the climate effects

0

finally, a virtual reality headset that's cheap and actually works

0

shooting non-targets

0

conservatives start spending to block obama supreme court nominee

1

'missed connection' ad obviously cheney

0

Well that explains your anger.:p I hope you are blessed with homeliness.:) Makes your commitment easier to keep. How old are you now?

1

george kennedy's honor riding on internal breath freshener

0

What would you know about fair and balanced? I know a lot of truths about gays. Do you want me to start posting incessant threads pointing them all out? And I am the moderator for the formal debate forum, not the entire board. Want to debate me on the benefits of gays on society vs Christianity?

1

poll finds 100% of americans blame shutdown entirely on colorado representative scott tipton

1

local church full of brainwashed idiots feeds town's poor every week

1

cnn investigating reports of wolf blitzer's highly proper sexual conduct

0

Exactly. That the change in moth color was due to natural selection was first posed in about 1896 by J.W. Tutt. The funny thing is that as pollution increased, the moths turned black, and then as the pollution was cleaned up, they turned white again. carbonaria have become pretty scarce.

1

Oh gosh, silly, silly me, not blaming an entire group of people for something a few nutjobs did. My, I'm so embarassed for being so intolerant and thinking that! emoticonXBangheademoticonXBanghead

1

man who will pay $60,000 in medical bills this year can't afford health insurance right now

0

a-sides with jon chattman: sweet and not-so-sweet emotions: joe perry gets honest about aerosmith in new memoir

1

sauce-spatter analysis allows investigators to reconstruct horrific, grisly consumption of meatball sub

1

police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him personally

0

what life is like where it's snowy and cold

1

report: stating current year still leading argument for social reform

0

americans more polarized than at any time in last two decades, poll shows

1

mugger can't believe crap victim has on mp3 player

0

13 times celebrities got real about mental health

0

the 5 top u.s. national parks, in photos

1

man celebrates raise company will eventually use to justify firing him

1

report: some people live in pennsylvania

0

the key to setting achievable goals

1

creative writing teacher announces plan to sit on edge of desk

0

with a little luck, trump and his cronies will disrupt their own plans

0

man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video

1

stouffer's discontinues toaster steaks

0

these simple tricks will make it way easier to work from home

0

swedish prosecutors drop julian assange rape investigation

1

burmese python shocked at amount of stress man holding in his neck

0

duchess kate hits scotland in a gorgeous blue coat

1

new resort community still trying to think of name

1

Well, the French have always been an independent and rebellious lot, not like those staid northern Europeans. And let's remember how much we all owe to those heathens of Greece and Rome!

1

arizona high schools to now teach spanish entirely in english

0

reclaiming 'usa!, usa! usa!' from the bigots in murrieta

1

frustrated writer tosses another crumpled-up laptop in trash can

0

a millennial perspective on concur's new app center

1

bush to meet with agriculture secretary down in the holler

0

why we're still fighting the last war on trade policy

1

impressive new hire figures out bare minimum of work job requires on first day

0

the top 10 workout songs for january 2018

0

virginia board votes to amend harsh abortion clinic regulations

1

moby provides long-range, blurry photo taken through window to prove he currently dating natalie portman

1

archaeologists unearth ancient clay pot shards from dwelling of earliest known klutz

1

I've decided that I will answer this question once and for all if someone can prove to me why people need tennis racquets. If someone can answer this for me, I will attempt the definitive assault weapon response. Have at it.

0

And are people in DC legally allowed to carry their guns with them in a concealed manner, having them readily available like the rest of us do in the country?Absolutely not. According to DC your rights don't extend past your home, and it barely even exists inside your home.

0

don't raise the massachusetts charter cap just yet

1

tour guide always builds in 10 minutes for everyone in group to mount cannon like horse

0

True. Gallup couches the questions in a way that favors spiritualism. That is his preference and I think that his polls are slanted that way. I don't think I have ever seen a poll that actually asked the question directly and "no religion" doesn't really ask it. The numbers are just guesses. I think Big Orn is correct 7 to 10% is probably a bit low.

1

'the last jedi' footage reveals chewbacca balding since 'the force awakens'

0

how to create a hotel-worthy bathroom

1

newsweek editors argue over what to make readers fear next

1

report: dad wants to show you where fuse box is

1

nation's sexual degenerates impatient for gay marriage slippery slope to kick in

1

annual teeth cleaning reveals three previously unnoticed rows of teeth

0

social engineering: 9 ways to keep your identity safe

1

jealous paul ryan asks legislator with 37% approval rating what his secret is

1

How often to you poke your nose into monkey genitals in order to know that?

1

mysterious necrotic skin disease continues to eat away at baby's face weeks after being kissed by ted cruz

0

google will team up with ford to build self-driving cars: report

0

state department has spent none of the $120 million allocated to fight russian interference

0

senate can't pass methane rollback so interior decides to do it anyway

1

u.s. worried about living up to netanyahu campaign promises

0

brazilian artists pay tribute to olympic refugee team in stunning murals

1

Somebody needs to check his Little Golden Dictionary. "Random" and "selective" are antonyms. To say that selection is random is to admit ignorance of the English language.

1

Does that mean test tube babies are pure and sinless? If so then why don't we just eradicate that whole phase of passing through the birth canal (if that's what IS where we get our sinful nature) and just have test tube babies! Wheeeee!

1

islamic fundamentalists condemn casual day

1

report: airlines installing uncomfortable bumps in seatbacks because it pleases them