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0	inside the making of 'serial'
1	trump: 'i know that was pretty bad, but let's just say you're going to want to save your energy'
1	u.s. to just hand terry jones over to fundamentalist muslims
1	study: no two people have listened to same band since 2003
1	new study finds employee morale drastically improves after watching coworker throw fit
1	nyc mayor: 'reconcile yourselves with your god, for all will perish in the tempest'
1	local company introduces new take your daughter's friend to work day
0	I see. So you must be a female to know for a fact that this is false. Actually I'm not interested in that kind of science and I don't care. I haven't seen the papers but I suspect the book was written for mercenary reasons. What does that have to do with cosmology, physics, astrophysics, geology, molecular biology, genetics and on and on? Someone mentioned that you seem to mistrust science and it seems that you do.
0	dr. krugman meets dr. fox
1	university of nevada renames vito corleone school of business following latest accusations against benefactor
1	neil armstrong becomes 115 billionth man to die on earth
0	top doj official implies reporter may not be jailed in leak case
1	total idiot resorting to tribalism decades before climate catastrophe makes it necessary
0	death with dignity advocates say most catholic voters support the right to die
0	Which, we suppose, in your mind releases the sperm donor of any responsibility whatsoever, right?Isn't it interesting that your solution for the abortion issue demands that women deny their sexuality while permitting men to run the gamut of theirs.Does this attitude, of which you are not the only proponent, stem from a hatred or a fear of women?
1	military drone takes advantage of gi bill education benefits
1	claire danes fantasized about
1	dog to allow child 3 more yanks on tail before putting an end to this
0	will smith says trump may force him to run for president
1	marco rubio climbs over garden wall for forbidden midnight meeting with super pac
0	a big shift is coming, and it could uber-ize entire industries
1	madcap romp escalates into zany hijinks
0	enda: the nightmare scenario in which gopers push a bad bill that gay groups dropped
1	white-on-white violence claims life of accounts receivable supervisor
0	don't sweat the sweat stuff
0	5 steps to get you from shy to sociable
0	south african court more than doubles oscar pistorius sentence
0	new freestyle rap card game is bringing hip-hop culture to your tabletop
1	trump claims he can overrule constitution with executive order because of little-known 'no one will stop me' loophole
0	little girl who couldn't believe obama was leaving office finally met the president
0	the corruption beneath cuomo's casino push
1	Once again you have nothing but hot air. Can't bust the resurrection; can't bust the rabbis on Isaiah 53, can't falsify the Gospels, etc. You are truly pathetic. You also need to get a new avatar. "Smiley" is definitely something you're not. You're a friggin witch if anything.
0	You have to have a planet for evolution to occur on. It has to fit into the timeline . If it does not fit evolution is impossible. Yes I do agree with you on the second point.
0	skittles highway spill reveals awful trend in the food industry
1	magazine runs article about louis c.k.
1	ted cruz skyrockets in polls after head permanently sealed within iron mask
0	For a 13 year old girl that could greatly damage her body to have a pregnancy so young. She is just starting to grow and mature, and its not healthy, natural, or right to have a pregnancy at that age. She could cause alot of damage being that young.
0	axl rose has something to say about that vocal range chart
1	global-warming crisis makes for delightful mid-february afternoon
1	man keeping running total of how many people in gym in worse shape than him
1	bags filled with sand still most advanced u.s. anti-flood technology
1	Most congregations are expecting to leave the U.C.C.? Where did you see this, or are you making up the news again?
1	Well if you don't know the facts then why do you keep coming back for more?
0	why i refuse to apologize for my selfies
0	That's not evolution. Life has evolved in the lab, many times.
1	man insists on calling fanny pack 'lumbar satchel'
1	area woman has already figured out who killed the vicar
1	I don't see how you figure that. Are you intoxicated by any chance? I'm not trying to insult you, I'm serious. You're not writing well, and I'm not refering to your point either.
1	study finds newborn infants can tell if parents are losers
1	stripper does adequate job
1	rolex unveils new diving cuckoo clock capable of working up to 3,000 meters underwater
0	james corden honors 'diverse' and 'brilliant' london in wake of terror attack
0	the trauma that followed my surprise pregnancy
0	Actually, I snipped your remarks because 1) you twisted what I said and 2) I'm already spending too much time arguing with random complainers and I was in a hurry to do something more important at the time.
0	baha'i prayer and quotes about america
0	reporter crashes the debate and causes some good, old-fashioned chaos
1	ultrasound technician asks pregnant woman if she'd like to know baby's name
1	trump administration urges saudis to stick to killing random yemeni civilians
1	fingernail got fucking huge out of nowhere
1	peeping tom tired of watching people watch television
1	new study confirms sharks just really angry dolphins
1	naïve detective suspects fair play
1	financially struggling trump campaign holds fundraising riot
1	And I the opposite... Kind of a wash I guess.
0	And instead place my faith in the mythology of nomadic herdsmen? It is much more logical to believe in some all knowing but unknowable magic being who poofed everything into existance and then created all of the evidence to make it appear as if he didn't.
0	7 ways to breakup like a boss
1	I thought the almighty expressed his will in the Bible for mortal men to know it...
1	indiana governor insists new law has nothing to do with thing it explicitly intended to do
0	rep. elijah cummings: police-community relations is the 'civil rights cause of this generation'
1	bride has to admit it'd be pretty exciting if someone objected at wedding
1	get clarity on what the future holds so you can go back to worrying about costume ideas.
1	fbi seizes massive anthrax stockpile
0	Well, at least you realize that. Just the way some apes became humans and some became chimps.
0	And there are plenty of people who smoke who don't develop lung cancer. You're cherry picking.
1	Funny how you haven't had a literature or history class recently. Would you like me to contact the several history and literature/English teachers in my school and ask them if they credit Homer as the actual author of those epics?
0	five emerging trends for the u.s. elections
1	report: 92% of divorced parents get back together if children ask enough times
0	eu awards sakharov prize to yazidi women who escaped isis
1	area photo 201 students all take pictures of same homeless guy
0	meghan markle confirms her dad won't attend the royal wedding
0	secrets of a professional present purchaser
0	prosecutors in tamir rice case bizarrely pointed toy gun at witness, lawyers allege
0	trump's strain on free speech
1	historical archives: a brief "bring-you-up-to-date"
1	30-year-old factors in birthday money
0	mom's viral video sums up the first pregnancy vs. the rest of them
0	this innocent map looks just like a penis
0	california police chief lashes out at dhs over immigration raids
0	watch live: actor tony hale dishes on the latest season of 'veep'
0	issa rae's unapologetic support of black stars at the emmys is a mood
0	donald trump signs spending bill, averting government shutdown
1	man worried harassing messages he sending on dating app getting lost among abuse from other guys
1	Why? You'll just call them 'stupid'. And by doing so you will have effectively trumped all of the facts in one fell swoop. Right?
0	both israel and hamas have a responsibility to protect civilians
0	missouri governor accuses ferguson police of attacking michael brown's character
1	study finds earth's animals one giant creature before breaking apart millions of years ago
1	new psa reduces accidental staplings by 33 percent
0	No it doesn't!It cost way more money in appeals than it does to excute someone. WE the taxpayers pay for legal represenatation for them and us, plus the cost of keeping them in jail. The appelas process alone costs the tax payers millions.It is far more expensive to kill them than to leave them in jail with no chance of parole.
1	man completes life $130,000 over budget
0	'i didn't just scream'

0

inside the making of 'serial'

1

trump: 'i know that was pretty bad, but let's just say you're going to want to save your energy'

1

u.s. to just hand terry jones over to fundamentalist muslims

1

study: no two people have listened to same band since 2003

1

new study finds employee morale drastically improves after watching coworker throw fit

1

nyc mayor: 'reconcile yourselves with your god, for all will perish in the tempest'

1

local company introduces new take your daughter's friend to work day

0

I see. So you must be a female to know for a fact that this is false. Actually I'm not interested in that kind of science and I don't care. I haven't seen the papers but I suspect the book was written for mercenary reasons. What does that have to do with cosmology, physics, astrophysics, geology, molecular biology, genetics and on and on? Someone mentioned that you seem to mistrust science and it seems that you do.

0

dr. krugman meets dr. fox

1

university of nevada renames vito corleone school of business following latest accusations against benefactor

1

neil armstrong becomes 115 billionth man to die on earth

0

top doj official implies reporter may not be jailed in leak case

1

total idiot resorting to tribalism decades before climate catastrophe makes it necessary

0

death with dignity advocates say most catholic voters support the right to die

0

Which, we suppose, in your mind releases the sperm donor of any responsibility whatsoever, right?Isn't it interesting that your solution for the abortion issue demands that women deny their sexuality while permitting men to run the gamut of theirs.Does this attitude, of which you are not the only proponent, stem from a hatred or a fear of women?

1

military drone takes advantage of gi bill education benefits

1

claire danes fantasized about

1

dog to allow child 3 more yanks on tail before putting an end to this

0

will smith says trump may force him to run for president

1

marco rubio climbs over garden wall for forbidden midnight meeting with super pac

0

a big shift is coming, and it could uber-ize entire industries

1

madcap romp escalates into zany hijinks

0

enda: the nightmare scenario in which gopers push a bad bill that gay groups dropped

1

white-on-white violence claims life of accounts receivable supervisor

0

don't sweat the sweat stuff

0

5 steps to get you from shy to sociable

0

south african court more than doubles oscar pistorius sentence

0

new freestyle rap card game is bringing hip-hop culture to your tabletop

1

trump claims he can overrule constitution with executive order because of little-known 'no one will stop me' loophole

0

little girl who couldn't believe obama was leaving office finally met the president

0

the corruption beneath cuomo's casino push

1

Once again you have nothing but hot air. Can't bust the resurrection; can't bust the rabbis on Isaiah 53, can't falsify the Gospels, etc. You are truly pathetic. You also need to get a new avatar. "Smiley" is definitely something you're not. You're a friggin witch if anything.

0

You have to have a planet for evolution to occur on. It has to fit into the timeline . If it does not fit evolution is impossible. Yes I do agree with you on the second point.

0

skittles highway spill reveals awful trend in the food industry

1

magazine runs article about louis c.k.

1

ted cruz skyrockets in polls after head permanently sealed within iron mask

0

For a 13 year old girl that could greatly damage her body to have a pregnancy so young. She is just starting to grow and mature, and its not healthy, natural, or right to have a pregnancy at that age. She could cause alot of damage being that young.

0

axl rose has something to say about that vocal range chart

1

global-warming crisis makes for delightful mid-february afternoon

1

man keeping running total of how many people in gym in worse shape than him

1

bags filled with sand still most advanced u.s. anti-flood technology

1

Most congregations are expecting to leave the U.C.C.? Where did you see this, or are you making up the news again?

1

Well if you don't know the facts then why do you keep coming back for more?

0

why i refuse to apologize for my selfies

0

That's not evolution. Life has evolved in the lab, many times.

1

man insists on calling fanny pack 'lumbar satchel'

1

area woman has already figured out who killed the vicar

1

I don't see how you figure that. Are you intoxicated by any chance? I'm not trying to insult you, I'm serious. You're not writing well, and I'm not refering to your point either.

1

study finds newborn infants can tell if parents are losers

1

stripper does adequate job

1

rolex unveils new diving cuckoo clock capable of working up to 3,000 meters underwater

0

james corden honors 'diverse' and 'brilliant' london in wake of terror attack

0

the trauma that followed my surprise pregnancy

0

Actually, I snipped your remarks because 1) you twisted what I said and 2) I'm already spending too much time arguing with random complainers and I was in a hurry to do something more important at the time.

0

baha'i prayer and quotes about america

0

reporter crashes the debate and causes some good, old-fashioned chaos

1

ultrasound technician asks pregnant woman if she'd like to know baby's name

1

trump administration urges saudis to stick to killing random yemeni civilians

1

fingernail got fucking huge out of nowhere

1

peeping tom tired of watching people watch television

1

new study confirms sharks just really angry dolphins

1

naïve detective suspects fair play

1

financially struggling trump campaign holds fundraising riot

1

And I the opposite... Kind of a wash I guess.

0

And instead place my faith in the mythology of nomadic herdsmen? It is much more logical to believe in some all knowing but unknowable magic being who poofed everything into existance and then created all of the evidence to make it appear as if he didn't.

0

7 ways to breakup like a boss

1

I thought the almighty expressed his will in the Bible for mortal men to know it...

1

indiana governor insists new law has nothing to do with thing it explicitly intended to do

0

rep. elijah cummings: police-community relations is the 'civil rights cause of this generation'

1

bride has to admit it'd be pretty exciting if someone objected at wedding

1

get clarity on what the future holds so you can go back to worrying about costume ideas.

1

fbi seizes massive anthrax stockpile

0

Well, at least you realize that. Just the way some apes became humans and some became chimps.

0

And there are plenty of people who smoke who don't develop lung cancer. You're cherry picking.

1

Funny how you haven't had a literature or history class recently. Would you like me to contact the several history and literature/English teachers in my school and ask them if they credit Homer as the actual author of those epics?

0

five emerging trends for the u.s. elections

1

report: 92% of divorced parents get back together if children ask enough times

0

eu awards sakharov prize to yazidi women who escaped isis

1

area photo 201 students all take pictures of same homeless guy

0

meghan markle confirms her dad won't attend the royal wedding

0

secrets of a professional present purchaser

0

prosecutors in tamir rice case bizarrely pointed toy gun at witness, lawyers allege

0

trump's strain on free speech

1

historical archives: a brief "bring-you-up-to-date"

1

30-year-old factors in birthday money

0

mom's viral video sums up the first pregnancy vs. the rest of them

0

this innocent map looks just like a penis

0

california police chief lashes out at dhs over immigration raids

0

watch live: actor tony hale dishes on the latest season of 'veep'

0

issa rae's unapologetic support of black stars at the emmys is a mood

0

donald trump signs spending bill, averting government shutdown

1

man worried harassing messages he sending on dating app getting lost among abuse from other guys

1

Why? You'll just call them 'stupid'. And by doing so you will have effectively trumped all of the facts in one fell swoop. Right?

0

both israel and hamas have a responsibility to protect civilians

0

missouri governor accuses ferguson police of attacking michael brown's character

1

study finds earth's animals one giant creature before breaking apart millions of years ago

1

new psa reduces accidental staplings by 33 percent

0

No it doesn't!It cost way more money in appeals than it does to excute someone. WE the taxpayers pay for legal represenatation for them and us, plus the cost of keeping them in jail. The appelas process alone costs the tax payers millions.It is far more expensive to kill them than to leave them in jail with no chance of parole.

1

man completes life $130,000 over budget

0

'i didn't just scream'