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1	I saw that. Typical evasion. You guys don't have a clue who yo daddy is. OH YE OF GREAT FAITH to believe anyway! This is hilarious to watch them weave and dodge and duck!!!
1	lone tent a dark harbinger of looming street festival
1	marine biologists train highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage mid-size aluminum goods supplier
1	produce section bursts into laughter after will ferrell makes casual remark about apples
0	real-life fitness strategies to survive the winter months
1	going to tops of things still favored by nation's tourists
1	david remnick quietly relieved he won't have to lose debate to steve bannon in front of everyone
0	Crime has dropped significantly in New York and Los Angeles in recent years.
0	seeing the humanity of "the other"
1	john kerry poses as masseuse to get few minutes with putin
1	area woman almost imagines taste of peppermint mocha on tongue but stops herself
1	Have another Midol, O stiff-necked ones. And speaking of fathers, at best you godless (evolution-minded) heathens are the descendants of a tribe of lice-infected, large-foreheaded, knuckle-dragging, rump-sniffing troglodytes. Which explains the quality of your world views. emoticonXBouncer
0	turkish president: no muslim family should engage in birth control
1	standards lowered for second search through fridge
1	first baby of 2010 finally born
1	every glass in grandmother's cupboard visibly filthy
1	We already went over that You're just parroting the same lines. Typical creationist tactic. Do you have anything NEW that HASN'T been REFUTED? Hillary Clinton is a hack.
1	school bully not so tough since being molested
0	malaysia arrests north korean man as row over kim jong nam's death escalates
0	slovakia's prime minister fico quits amid crisis over murdered journalist
0	incredible waterspout spotted over iowa lake
1	man has extra spring in his step after getting news that classmate moved home and stopped pursuing her dream
0	So were the officers on the front lines of the Mumbai massacre. But they didn't shoot back, they hid like cowards. They let people get killed for no good reason.
1	prima donna surgeon storms out of half-full operating theater
0	democratic ads highlight trump's horrible comments on women
0	what it's like to be suddenly poor and homeless at 70
1	veteran brita filter's tour of duty extended another 3 months
0	ohio delays execution after failing to find sick inmate's vein
1	Well, since a working definition of "insanity" would be denying observable reality, I would say that your argument is insanity. On a side note, how have you not been banned yet? Any particular reason admin?
1	teacher asks students to split into 2 groups to simulate ideal class size
0	look: 5 jaw-dropping hideaways for living off the map
1	catholic child told about doggy heaven, doggy hell
0	This is exactly what I said in a pm to her. I also suggested that she talk to women who have had abortions, who have not, who have had adoptions, and who have been adopted. I wish there was some kind of "place" you could go to automatically get this kind of dialogue. Not internet sites, but face to face stuff.Want to start a counseling center? :)
0	love hurts: a mature, brief surmise on moving on from rejection and heartache
1	vacationing uncle posts terse, emotionless facebook update from cruise ship
1	area man to run naked through streets tonight no matter who wins election
0	is art feminine?
1	masturbatory prose style fails to reach climax
0	impulse -- ep.9
1	connect four-playing sis pretty sneaky
0	boy george opens up about happiness, being a u.s. politics junkie and more
1	son's black market value checked online
0	climate change this week: the munchkin dilemma, solar cash crop and more!
1	Exactly, they are big on condeming the sins of those other guys. It makes them feel better about themselves. Also, it is always a good idea to have a vitriolic campaign about something that will never change so they will always have an enemy - homos are not going to disappear, abortion will never be made illegal. That's how the religious right recruits folks - get 'em all indignant about the "others" and they never notice they are being fleeced by the fat little pastor.
1	parents fight to remove cartoon characters from industrial solvents
0	Problem is, you think requiring a woman not to kill someone is "treating them as breeding animals". Kind of an odd thought.
0	I see you are on form today BradleyHarris, that is another very good post, and it certainly (for me at least) shed light on Nu Leaders line of reasoning. The point on the second law of thermodynamics is interesting. By invoking it as supporting evidence it can be seen to justify the belief on one hand, but also work against it on the other. This also shows a certain expectation on the part of the observer- chances are this line of reasoning is quiet "safe" as we are unlikely (my opinion) to encounter sentient aliens for sometime.
0	carrie fisher's birth announcement in 1992 captured her signature humor
0	everything sees
0	This was a comment on the physics book that has biographies of great physicists that were Bible believing christians. Right. Many believed in alchemy (they were wrong), harmful effects of night air (they were wrong), spontaneous growth of maggots from rotting meat (they were wrong), rats arising from grain (they were wrong), and the Bible (they were wrong). If it is important that Newton believed in the Bible, why isn't it as important that he believed in alchemy and did not believe in the divinity of Christ.There isn't any such thing as science from a Christian perspective. Either it is science, or it isn't.You claimed to have studied evolution. You didn't. Why would you tell us that you did?
1	senior-center residents debate new anchorwoman's ethnicity for fifth straight evening
0	all-female rock band reminds moms they are 'enough'
0	jim parsons is having a divine moment
1	Or maybe they do? Could this sick, perverted individual be the spokesperson for the so called "gay movement"?
1	rembrandt's 'night watch' falls off museum wall after sticky tabs come loose
0	the olympic hangover is real
1	giants fan visiting philadelphia feels betrayed by bud light ad for eagles
1	abortion issue 'most critical of our time,' say tobacco-industry executives
0	a labor day documentary: 'brothers on the line' tells the story of the reuther brothers -- founding fathers of the american middle class
1	Not only would I throw the switch, I'd pay the electric bill, too. emoticonXGood
1	We are figments of our own imaginations, sent here by Satan to annoy the faithful! emoticonXAngel
0	norman reedus' new movie 'air' looks just as creepy as 'walking dead'
1	mail for former resident looks important
1	u.s. economy continues campaigning for barack obama
0	Actually, I don't ask how the idea occurred. As I mentioned, Darwin suggested it. I'm not sure what the rese of that paragraph means.
0	It isn't offered to make that assertion at all. It is offered to show that God values the life of the unborn if He will demand that a man responsible for causing its death in the womb be held accountable by paying the ultimate price.
1	20th century fox green-lights 'united 93 vs. predator'
0	This remains unspecified. (I explained this in the last paragraph)
0	21-year-old adult throws hissy fit
0	Creationism is not something new, it was the prevailing view of scientists up until Darwin. None of them belived in a divine parrot that is just plain silly. In the crucible of natural science throughout the Middle Ages, the Scientific Revolution and well into the 19th century theology was the queen of the sciences. Now we subject students to higher math studies that they will most likely never use and speculations about conceptual mechanisms like natural selection that have no practical application. Naturalistic presumption has become sacrosanct in the rhetoric of the professional scientists who have been crystal clear on how they define creationism. You can ignore the statement by D.J.Futuyma and identical ones made by Gould, Mayr, Dawkins, Dobzhansky and others but not without departing from mainstream evolutionary biology.
0	what's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections
0	5 reasons why you need boundaries in your relationships and life
1	corey flintoff unleashes sonorous, pleasantly modulated string of obscenities
1	does strange death curse haunt cast of gone with the wind?
0	melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65
0	dustin diamond arrested for 'reckless' behavior
1	detroit begs nation to just give it something, anything, to manufacture
0	verizon ny charged 'basic rate' phone customers multiple rate increases for the deployment of the fios, title ii, fttp broadband networks
0	comedian breaks down the hilarious struggles of a latino thanksgiving
0	'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage
0	It can go both ways. We all doubt. It is what you do with it that matters.[QUOTE=gnojek]If a child grew up never hearing the words religion, gods, spirits, etc. would this child still have faith of some sort?Is faith some innate human tendency?It could be seeing as how there is the "god spot" in the brain, but maybe the god spot wouldn't develop as fully in the child that was never exposed to religion or thoughts of the supernatural.QUOTE]Look around. Faith did not spontaneously generate out of thin air. It is obviously part of our psyche. Every civilization throughout history has felt the need for some type of faith. Even on different sides of the planet.It's as natural as the sun rising.
1	antifa organizers announce plans to disrupt neo-nazi rally or whatever else going on that day
0	day 2: mosel riesling, how divine
1	rising star john kerry's stirring speech paves way for 2016 presidential run
1	breast implants found to cause problems in laboratory mice
1	rock hard café acquires autographed bon jovi cock ring
0	house vote maintains military ability to jail people without trial
0	barack obama congratulates prince harry and meghan markle on engagement
0	So he "overlooks" plate tectonics twice? He's either ignorant or a liar. Some might say both. Knowing his other work as I do, I say both.
1	So if a story in the bible is proven to be true, like the fact that there is enough water in the ice caps, and the atmosphere to cover the highest mountains, then these "myths" would become less rediculous? Or would there be a logical explanation other than a higher life form did it? Mayabe a crazy man built a big boat at the right time and happened to have two of each animal at the time? But that would be crazy talk. Wouldnt it?
1	You are getting silly now. McVeigh was a nutball and he has already been executed for his crime. His partner is doing life and may yet get the death penalty. Based on your argument above, I take it that you have decided to throw in with the Islamic terrorists.
0	mitch mcconnell says republicans have the votes to pass tax bill
0	this is totally false. the laws of logic being absolute does nothing to support a case for god. in fact, everything the bible tells us about god's nature indicates that god is illogical, unpredictable, unreliable and irreplicable. this is totally the opposite of logic
1	Yes I apologize for your ignorance and your inability to 'get it'....
1	10-pack of swiss miss bracing itself to shoulder burden of holding together man's depressing holiday alone
0	trump and china risk sparking dangerous middle east arms race
0	Liberals love big Gov't. They can't do anything for themselves so they want to rely on the Gov't for everything. Ahhhh you smell that, smells like communism to me. Lets not worry too much about it though, we'll all be equal I'm sure our masters will also have a fun time listening to our "protests" once all of our rights have been taken away.
1	leg man also an arms buff
0	jessie james decker shares inspiring message about post-baby bodies
0	memories of sand and sea: gush katif residents mark 10 years to disengagement

1

I saw that. Typical evasion. You guys don't have a clue who yo daddy is. OH YE OF GREAT FAITH to believe anyway! This is hilarious to watch them weave and dodge and duck!!!

1

lone tent a dark harbinger of looming street festival

1

marine biologists train highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage mid-size aluminum goods supplier

1

produce section bursts into laughter after will ferrell makes casual remark about apples

0

real-life fitness strategies to survive the winter months

1

going to tops of things still favored by nation's tourists

1

david remnick quietly relieved he won't have to lose debate to steve bannon in front of everyone

0

Crime has dropped significantly in New York and Los Angeles in recent years.

0

seeing the humanity of "the other"

1

john kerry poses as masseuse to get few minutes with putin

1

area woman almost imagines taste of peppermint mocha on tongue but stops herself

1

Have another Midol, O stiff-necked ones. And speaking of fathers, at best you godless (evolution-minded) heathens are the descendants of a tribe of lice-infected, large-foreheaded, knuckle-dragging, rump-sniffing troglodytes. Which explains the quality of your world views. emoticonXBouncer

0

turkish president: no muslim family should engage in birth control

1

standards lowered for second search through fridge

1

first baby of 2010 finally born

1

every glass in grandmother's cupboard visibly filthy

1

We already went over that You're just parroting the same lines. Typical creationist tactic. Do you have anything NEW that HASN'T been REFUTED? Hillary Clinton is a hack.

1

school bully not so tough since being molested

0

malaysia arrests north korean man as row over kim jong nam's death escalates

0

slovakia's prime minister fico quits amid crisis over murdered journalist

0

incredible waterspout spotted over iowa lake

1

man has extra spring in his step after getting news that classmate moved home and stopped pursuing her dream

0

So were the officers on the front lines of the Mumbai massacre. But they didn't shoot back, they hid like cowards. They let people get killed for no good reason.

1

prima donna surgeon storms out of half-full operating theater

0

democratic ads highlight trump's horrible comments on women

0

what it's like to be suddenly poor and homeless at 70

1

veteran brita filter's tour of duty extended another 3 months

0

ohio delays execution after failing to find sick inmate's vein

1

Well, since a working definition of "insanity" would be denying observable reality, I would say that your argument is insanity. On a side note, how have you not been banned yet? Any particular reason admin?

1

teacher asks students to split into 2 groups to simulate ideal class size

0

look: 5 jaw-dropping hideaways for living off the map

1

catholic child told about doggy heaven, doggy hell

0

This is exactly what I said in a pm to her. I also suggested that she talk to women who have had abortions, who have not, who have had adoptions, and who have been adopted. I wish there was some kind of "place" you could go to automatically get this kind of dialogue. Not internet sites, but face to face stuff.Want to start a counseling center? :)

0

love hurts: a mature, brief surmise on moving on from rejection and heartache

1

vacationing uncle posts terse, emotionless facebook update from cruise ship

1

area man to run naked through streets tonight no matter who wins election

0

is art feminine?

1

masturbatory prose style fails to reach climax

0

impulse -- ep.9

1

connect four-playing sis pretty sneaky

0

boy george opens up about happiness, being a u.s. politics junkie and more

1

son's black market value checked online

0

climate change this week: the munchkin dilemma, solar cash crop and more!

1

Exactly, they are big on condeming the sins of those other guys. It makes them feel better about themselves. Also, it is always a good idea to have a vitriolic campaign about something that will never change so they will always have an enemy - homos are not going to disappear, abortion will never be made illegal. That's how the religious right recruits folks - get 'em all indignant about the "others" and they never notice they are being fleeced by the fat little pastor.

1

parents fight to remove cartoon characters from industrial solvents

0

Problem is, you think requiring a woman not to kill someone is "treating them as breeding animals". Kind of an odd thought.

0

I see you are on form today BradleyHarris, that is another very good post, and it certainly (for me at least) shed light on Nu Leaders line of reasoning. The point on the second law of thermodynamics is interesting. By invoking it as supporting evidence it can be seen to justify the belief on one hand, but also work against it on the other. This also shows a certain expectation on the part of the observer- chances are this line of reasoning is quiet "safe" as we are unlikely (my opinion) to encounter sentient aliens for sometime.

0

carrie fisher's birth announcement in 1992 captured her signature humor

0

everything sees

0

This was a comment on the physics book that has biographies of great physicists that were Bible believing christians. Right. Many believed in alchemy (they were wrong), harmful effects of night air (they were wrong), spontaneous growth of maggots from rotting meat (they were wrong), rats arising from grain (they were wrong), and the Bible (they were wrong). If it is important that Newton believed in the Bible, why isn't it as important that he believed in alchemy and did not believe in the divinity of Christ.There isn't any such thing as science from a Christian perspective. Either it is science, or it isn't.You claimed to have studied evolution. You didn't. Why would you tell us that you did?

1

senior-center residents debate new anchorwoman's ethnicity for fifth straight evening

0

all-female rock band reminds moms they are 'enough'

0

jim parsons is having a divine moment

1

Or maybe they do? Could this sick, perverted individual be the spokesperson for the so called "gay movement"?

1

rembrandt's 'night watch' falls off museum wall after sticky tabs come loose

0

the olympic hangover is real

1

giants fan visiting philadelphia feels betrayed by bud light ad for eagles

1

abortion issue 'most critical of our time,' say tobacco-industry executives

0

a labor day documentary: 'brothers on the line' tells the story of the reuther brothers -- founding fathers of the american middle class

1

Not only would I throw the switch, I'd pay the electric bill, too. emoticonXGood

1

We are figments of our own imaginations, sent here by Satan to annoy the faithful! emoticonXAngel

0

norman reedus' new movie 'air' looks just as creepy as 'walking dead'

1

mail for former resident looks important

1

u.s. economy continues campaigning for barack obama

0

Actually, I don't ask how the idea occurred. As I mentioned, Darwin suggested it. I'm not sure what the rese of that paragraph means.

0

It isn't offered to make that assertion at all. It is offered to show that God values the life of the unborn if He will demand that a man responsible for causing its death in the womb be held accountable by paying the ultimate price.

1

20th century fox green-lights 'united 93 vs. predator'

0

This remains unspecified. (I explained this in the last paragraph)

0

21-year-old adult throws hissy fit

0

Creationism is not something new, it was the prevailing view of scientists up until Darwin. None of them belived in a divine parrot that is just plain silly. In the crucible of natural science throughout the Middle Ages, the Scientific Revolution and well into the 19th century theology was the queen of the sciences. Now we subject students to higher math studies that they will most likely never use and speculations about conceptual mechanisms like natural selection that have no practical application. Naturalistic presumption has become sacrosanct in the rhetoric of the professional scientists who have been crystal clear on how they define creationism. You can ignore the statement by D.J.Futuyma and identical ones made by Gould, Mayr, Dawkins, Dobzhansky and others but not without departing from mainstream evolutionary biology.

0

what's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections

0

5 reasons why you need boundaries in your relationships and life

1

corey flintoff unleashes sonorous, pleasantly modulated string of obscenities

1

does strange death curse haunt cast of gone with the wind?

0

melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65

0

dustin diamond arrested for 'reckless' behavior

1

detroit begs nation to just give it something, anything, to manufacture

0

verizon ny charged 'basic rate' phone customers multiple rate increases for the deployment of the fios, title ii, fttp broadband networks

0

comedian breaks down the hilarious struggles of a latino thanksgiving

0

'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage

0

It can go both ways. We all doubt. It is what you do with it that matters.[QUOTE=gnojek]If a child grew up never hearing the words religion, gods, spirits, etc. would this child still have faith of some sort?Is faith some innate human tendency?It could be seeing as how there is the "god spot" in the brain, but maybe the god spot wouldn't develop as fully in the child that was never exposed to religion or thoughts of the supernatural.QUOTE]Look around. Faith did not spontaneously generate out of thin air. It is obviously part of our psyche. Every civilization throughout history has felt the need for some type of faith. Even on different sides of the planet.It's as natural as the sun rising.

1

antifa organizers announce plans to disrupt neo-nazi rally or whatever else going on that day

0

day 2: mosel riesling, how divine

1

rising star john kerry's stirring speech paves way for 2016 presidential run

1

breast implants found to cause problems in laboratory mice

1

rock hard café acquires autographed bon jovi cock ring

0

house vote maintains military ability to jail people without trial

0

barack obama congratulates prince harry and meghan markle on engagement

0

So he "overlooks" plate tectonics twice? He's either ignorant or a liar. Some might say both. Knowing his other work as I do, I say both.

1

So if a story in the bible is proven to be true, like the fact that there is enough water in the ice caps, and the atmosphere to cover the highest mountains, then these "myths" would become less rediculous? Or would there be a logical explanation other than a higher life form did it? Mayabe a crazy man built a big boat at the right time and happened to have two of each animal at the time? But that would be crazy talk. Wouldnt it?

1

You are getting silly now. McVeigh was a nutball and he has already been executed for his crime. His partner is doing life and may yet get the death penalty. Based on your argument above, I take it that you have decided to throw in with the Islamic terrorists.

0

mitch mcconnell says republicans have the votes to pass tax bill

0

this is totally false. the laws of logic being absolute does nothing to support a case for god. in fact, everything the bible tells us about god's nature indicates that god is illogical, unpredictable, unreliable and irreplicable. this is totally the opposite of logic

1

Yes I apologize for your ignorance and your inability to 'get it'....

1

10-pack of swiss miss bracing itself to shoulder burden of holding together man's depressing holiday alone

0

trump and china risk sparking dangerous middle east arms race

0

Liberals love big Gov't. They can't do anything for themselves so they want to rely on the Gov't for everything. Ahhhh you smell that, smells like communism to me. Lets not worry too much about it though, we'll all be equal I'm sure our masters will also have a fun time listening to our "protests" once all of our rights have been taken away.

1

leg man also an arms buff

0

jessie james decker shares inspiring message about post-baby bodies

0

memories of sand and sea: gush katif residents mark 10 years to disengagement