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1	recruiter saw your background in computer science and thought maybe you'd be interested in working part-time at a kohl's in sioux city
0	'no blue, no green' -- new sylvia earle film shows power of protecting our oceans
1	cnn releases photos of 3 obese mexican women suspected in boston bombing
0	the workplace revolution: adding company culture to the mix
0	at least 23 ethical issues are dogging epa administrator scott pruitt
0	secret service took 15 minutes to catch white house fence jumper: report
1	leonardo dicaprio kisses bear before going up to receive oscar
1	entire nyc subway system now consists of single handcar
1	'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
1	drunk man dangerously close to figuring out you're fucking with him
0	how to get researchers to notice an ultra-rare disease
0	'me and earl and the dying girl' -- a film interview
1	Bad things happen to EVERYONE, dip****. I'm sorry that it is your belief that your sadistic God is the one that does all that, and yet very happy I do not believe in such a sadistic, hateful deity. Most people are more moral than your little "god". Dawkins said it best: "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully"
0	And how did the Wise Creator come into existence? All that wisdom and creativity cannot come to existence accidentally or spontaneously...
0	americans give thumbs down to donald trump's debate attacks
1	area maggot has urgent news about reincarnation
1	katie couric flirts with cardinal on air
0	michael phelps says that he's now ready to retire
1	button-up shirt goes on life-changing odyssey around dry cleaner's garment conveyor
0	mexico says drug boss guzman narrowly evades capture
0	political eye: a comprehensive master plan for addressing racial inequality
1	astronaut piloting cargo ship leaves note on side of iss after accidentally knocking off solar array
1	And teen sex doesn't, by the very nature of it's action, result in ending a life that would grow into a toddler, a child, an adolescent, and an adult--basically the action of killing someone.
1	new distressed jeans feature broken-in cameltoe
0	I agree.That was the most pathetic, dishonest and downright idotic commentary on communism/socialism I've ever encountered. I have a VERY hard time believing that someone could actually post that with a straight face. Good one Comrade Brian. :p Waxy
1	democratic congressman protests trump's environmental policies by bringing endangered red wolf to state of the union as guest
0	hillary clinton starts 2016 better positioned than 2008
0	On Faith: The Killing of George Tiller: A "Pro-life" Murder? - Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite Murder is murder and abortion is not, to steal a phrase from Rabbi Arthur Waskow:
0	redstate names leon wolf managing editor as erick erickson prepares exit
1	progressive parents allow child to choose how he's ostracized by peers
1	Well... You can apparently read, but what you have apparently chosen to read - and accept - says much.
0	tennessee lawmakers want university head to resign for not boosting christmas
1	television executive's baby cancelled in development stage
0	The question is illogical. By declaring the existence of an all powerful God then saying God cannot do something is not a comment on his powerfulness but rather the direct representation of his nature. Your question by its very statement does not test wether or not God is all powerful but wether or not God is comprehensible. See another thread for that topic. The statement that God is all powerful defines his nature. To state then that he cannot do something outside of his nature as proof of the non existence of his nature is circular in logic.
0	And we have been down this road. Person can mean a living human...which the embryo is. So like human, you can have person mean the organism itself.
0	tronc is keeping ross levinsohn aboard after probe into 'frat house' behavior
1	cackling trump reveals to dinner guests they've all just eaten single piece of his tax returns
1	bob barker era ushered out with touching plinko montage
1	zip-loc introduces new party sub sandwich baggies
1	boehner just wants wife to listen, not come up with alternative debt-reduction ideas
0	drag and burlesque performers outraged with facebook
1	black man given nation's worst job
1	bald man just going to have to accept entire head will turn bright red from time to time
1	new york attorney general claims assaults were just him role-playing as unaccountable male authority figure
0	classical live: a gift to new music fans
1	So in other words your God put you on Earth to stop people from killing so your God could kill them eventually?
1	local muppet held for questioning in chicken sex ring
0	how 'to wong foo' paved the way for the 'drag race' phenomenon
1	kinky couple has mirror in bathroom
1	bush orders iraq to disarm before start of war
1	bush dragged behind presidential motorcade for 26 blocks
1	In England we have a sack with a couple of bricks inside it.
0	bill cosby lawyers blast media over assault, drugging reports
0	cbs news chief on bob schieffer's return: 'how could you sit out a year like this?'
0	republican congressman: the best reason to vote for my opponent is he has a hot wife
0	trump's opioid commission fails to meet deadline, again
0	everybody from 'the hills' is having kids now
1	Explain that one to the thread starter. He claims he is the victim of age discrimination when he states "I am a person 15 years of age and I want my gun, yet I can't get one. Why not?"
1	english teacher on first date in ages lets dangling modifier slide
1	This coming from the Christian College graduate who thinks cells aren't organisms. Historically, the Conservatives and (especially) the Christians usually come out looking pretty stupid in the scientific field, which you and DR have done a great job of reflecting. You two go teach the geocentric theory while the people who know what they're talking about handle this debate.
0	what it feels like to see for the first time at age 49
1	college-aged female finds unlikely kindred spirit in audrey hepburn
0	Ok, this makes sense. I do think however, that wanted pregnancies should be a part of the abortion debate, even though as you say, they usually are not. Part of the abortion issue (and the most important part, IMO) is the perception of pregnancy itself. If society moves in a direction where having a baby is looked upon as a negative thing, this is not good. One way to help make abortion rarer is to help people view having a baby as a positive thing. As Clinton himself once said, abortion should be rare.
1	unemployed, miserable man still remembers teacher who first made him fall in love with writing
1	relationship experts still no closer to discovering what scarlett johansson sees in colin jost
0	call the undertaker, i'm dying here
1	man figures he has 2 more bites of roommate's leftovers before it noticeable
1	So you think it is a good idea for public schools to assume the role of parents? Perhaps you would support a balance then. Given what you say here, you wouldn't think it a bad idea for the New Hampshire School System to take a field trip to the local Catholic church would you? You know, so kids can know what resources, agencies, and organizations are available to them in the event that they may need to interact with them in the future. The School Board apparently gets the message, however. According to the article, it has instructed school administrators to investigate the matter, and determine whether disciplinary action is necessary. I would think it is.
1	federal law enforcement officials unveil new food-crime equivalency ratings
1	'active shooter at large,' reports endless background hum of modern american life
1	report: no one currently thinking about you
0	tales of presidential transition woe, with the associated press
1	quiet loner really comes out of shell at gun store
0	6 netflix releases with black stars to watch this june
1	You forget, that all those nice rewards? None of them are rights.
0	Were they able to show a previously non-existing code that mutated on a gene somewhere and created this new enzyme activity? It sounds to me that this "new" enzymatic activity came from non-coding dna switching on a gene to produce it. That is what one would expect to find. ...Two new enzyme activities, 6-aminohexanoate cyclic dimer hydrolase and 6-aminohexanoate dimer hydrolase, were detected inthe adapted strains....
0	this congressman's story perfectly illustrates gop obstructionism toward obama
1	new evidence suggests early humans first used fire to impress friends
0	the conundrum of the midterms
0	It shot up as soon as Reagan launched his failed campaign of anti-sex education, cutting social services for the poor and destroying the US economy into a recession that favored the rich against the poor. Since social-economical reasons are often the reason why people have abortions it is no surprise we saw abortion sky-rocket under Reagans political atmosphere that was hostile to lower class families. If people were becoming more against abortion in the 90s then how can you explain Clintons popularity in winning two elections? The a friendlier economic atmosphere, contraception education and relief from Reaganism helped reduce the abortion rate.
1	I'll answer that as soon as you find a orthodx, conservative, reform, reconstructions or karsite rabbi that says the echad in the shema is a compound
1	NO! And it has nothing to do with expressing views different from mine. These XXXXXX are spending good money to advertise against a God they believe PROBABLY doesn't exist. All I have to say is thanks for proving how irrational and stupid atheists are.
1	room scanned for something to sell on ebay
0	But evolutionary theory doesn't claim that species arise in a single generation. How does it make your point to argue against claims that evolutionary biologists don't make? In fact, is it honest to misrepresent evolutionary theory?
1	faa to ban plane crashes
0	honoring congressional gold medal recipient raoul wallenberg: one man who made a difference
0	turkish police raid isis safe houses, detain 22 islamic state suspects as death toll climbs
0	Criminals continually inform the public that their greatest fear is a victim capable of fighting back against them and possibly killing them.
0	As others pointed out, this is a misconception. I have little doubt that the great majority of pro-choice people are quite positive about wanted pregnancies. I suspect that this misconseption comes from the fact that almost all abortion discussions are about pregnancies that are not wanted. Pregnancies that are wanted are almost never discussed since they are not relevant to an abortion debate. After all, who would want to abort a fetus if they wanted to be pregnant and have a baby (excluding rare cases of risk of mother's death, severely deformed fetus, etc.)?
0	You seem to have a lot of hatred and animosity towards people who believe in God, is my faith and belief somehow causing you pain. I just dont understand why you feel the need to be so hatefull to me, at first you made me angry, but now I just figure you must be in some kind of pain caused by my faith.
1	poland spring develops new eco-friendly bottle that only takes 300 years to decompose
0	people have an odd craving for pineapple during the oscars, according to data
0	survival myths that could actually kill you
0	humane society board members quit over failure to oust ceo for harassment
0	And justifiably. If you don't see the problem, then you are the problem. The proposed revisions is typical YEC banter about "evolution is a theory" - without making it clear what a theory is. "Teach all sides of the question." That's code for teaching "creation theory" or ID. Does that mean that in geography class the teachers should present a flat earth as a reasonable alternative? How about the earth as the center of the universe? No? I am all for teaching well supported theories that are not in agreement with the mainstream, but ID or creationism aren't them.
0	ode to gaza
0	Well let me put it like this, I consider it your duty because if you don't protect yourself then you basically shift that responsibility to someone else. Not only is this incredibly selfish, but 9 out of 10 times the 'protection business' gets outsourced to the State.This in itself it dangerous because when people decide that a third party like the State (which has no real accountability) has control over their lives it can all to easily lead to a situation where the State becomes tyrannical.More people have been killed by their own government than by any foreign government.
0	emile hirsch sentenced to 15 days in jail after pleading guilty to assault
1	report: gross-ass gourd all bumpy and shit
1	dreamcatcher on rearview mirror protects sleeping driver

1

recruiter saw your background in computer science and thought maybe you'd be interested in working part-time at a kohl's in sioux city

0

'no blue, no green' -- new sylvia earle film shows power of protecting our oceans

1

cnn releases photos of 3 obese mexican women suspected in boston bombing

0

the workplace revolution: adding company culture to the mix

0

at least 23 ethical issues are dogging epa administrator scott pruitt

0

secret service took 15 minutes to catch white house fence jumper: report

1

leonardo dicaprio kisses bear before going up to receive oscar

1

entire nyc subway system now consists of single handcar

1

'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens

1

drunk man dangerously close to figuring out you're fucking with him

0

how to get researchers to notice an ultra-rare disease

0

'me and earl and the dying girl' -- a film interview

1

Bad things happen to EVERYONE, dip****. I'm sorry that it is your belief that your sadistic God is the one that does all that, and yet very happy I do not believe in such a sadistic, hateful deity. Most people are more moral than your little "god". Dawkins said it best: "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully"

0

And how did the Wise Creator come into existence? All that wisdom and creativity cannot come to existence accidentally or spontaneously...

0

americans give thumbs down to donald trump's debate attacks

1

area maggot has urgent news about reincarnation

1

katie couric flirts with cardinal on air

0

michael phelps says that he's now ready to retire

1

button-up shirt goes on life-changing odyssey around dry cleaner's garment conveyor

0

mexico says drug boss guzman narrowly evades capture

0

political eye: a comprehensive master plan for addressing racial inequality

1

astronaut piloting cargo ship leaves note on side of iss after accidentally knocking off solar array

1

And teen sex doesn't, by the very nature of it's action, result in ending a life that would grow into a toddler, a child, an adolescent, and an adult--basically the action of killing someone.

1

new distressed jeans feature broken-in cameltoe

0

I agree.That was the most pathetic, dishonest and downright idotic commentary on communism/socialism I've ever encountered. I have a VERY hard time believing that someone could actually post that with a straight face. Good one Comrade Brian. :p Waxy

1

democratic congressman protests trump's environmental policies by bringing endangered red wolf to state of the union as guest

0

hillary clinton starts 2016 better positioned than 2008

0

On Faith: The Killing of George Tiller: A "Pro-life" Murder? - Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite Murder is murder and abortion is not, to steal a phrase from Rabbi Arthur Waskow:

0

redstate names leon wolf managing editor as erick erickson prepares exit

1

progressive parents allow child to choose how he's ostracized by peers

1

Well... You can apparently read, but what you have apparently chosen to read - and accept - says much.

0

tennessee lawmakers want university head to resign for not boosting christmas

1

television executive's baby cancelled in development stage

0

The question is illogical. By declaring the existence of an all powerful God then saying God cannot do something is not a comment on his powerfulness but rather the direct representation of his nature. Your question by its very statement does not test wether or not God is all powerful but wether or not God is comprehensible. See another thread for that topic. The statement that God is all powerful defines his nature. To state then that he cannot do something outside of his nature as proof of the non existence of his nature is circular in logic.

0

And we have been down this road. Person can mean a living human...which the embryo is. So like human, you can have person mean the organism itself.

0

tronc is keeping ross levinsohn aboard after probe into 'frat house' behavior

1

cackling trump reveals to dinner guests they've all just eaten single piece of his tax returns

1

bob barker era ushered out with touching plinko montage

1

zip-loc introduces new party sub sandwich baggies

1

boehner just wants wife to listen, not come up with alternative debt-reduction ideas

0

drag and burlesque performers outraged with facebook

1

black man given nation's worst job

1

bald man just going to have to accept entire head will turn bright red from time to time

1

new york attorney general claims assaults were just him role-playing as unaccountable male authority figure

0

classical live: a gift to new music fans

1

So in other words your God put you on Earth to stop people from killing so your God could kill them eventually?

1

local muppet held for questioning in chicken sex ring

0

how 'to wong foo' paved the way for the 'drag race' phenomenon

1

kinky couple has mirror in bathroom

1

bush orders iraq to disarm before start of war

1

bush dragged behind presidential motorcade for 26 blocks

1

In England we have a sack with a couple of bricks inside it.

0

bill cosby lawyers blast media over assault, drugging reports

0

cbs news chief on bob schieffer's return: 'how could you sit out a year like this?'

0

republican congressman: the best reason to vote for my opponent is he has a hot wife

0

trump's opioid commission fails to meet deadline, again

0

everybody from 'the hills' is having kids now

1

Explain that one to the thread starter. He claims he is the victim of age discrimination when he states "I am a person 15 years of age and I want my gun, yet I can't get one. Why not?"

1

english teacher on first date in ages lets dangling modifier slide

1

This coming from the Christian College graduate who thinks cells aren't organisms. Historically, the Conservatives and (especially) the Christians usually come out looking pretty stupid in the scientific field, which you and DR have done a great job of reflecting. You two go teach the geocentric theory while the people who know what they're talking about handle this debate.

0

what it feels like to see for the first time at age 49

1

college-aged female finds unlikely kindred spirit in audrey hepburn

0

Ok, this makes sense. I do think however, that wanted pregnancies should be a part of the abortion debate, even though as you say, they usually are not. Part of the abortion issue (and the most important part, IMO) is the perception of pregnancy itself. If society moves in a direction where having a baby is looked upon as a negative thing, this is not good. One way to help make abortion rarer is to help people view having a baby as a positive thing. As Clinton himself once said, abortion should be rare.

1

unemployed, miserable man still remembers teacher who first made him fall in love with writing

1

relationship experts still no closer to discovering what scarlett johansson sees in colin jost

0

call the undertaker, i'm dying here

1

man figures he has 2 more bites of roommate's leftovers before it noticeable

1

So you think it is a good idea for public schools to assume the role of parents? Perhaps you would support a balance then. Given what you say here, you wouldn't think it a bad idea for the New Hampshire School System to take a field trip to the local Catholic church would you? You know, so kids can know what resources, agencies, and organizations are available to them in the event that they may need to interact with them in the future. The School Board apparently gets the message, however. According to the article, it has instructed school administrators to investigate the matter, and determine whether disciplinary action is necessary. I would think it is.

1

federal law enforcement officials unveil new food-crime equivalency ratings

1

'active shooter at large,' reports endless background hum of modern american life

1

report: no one currently thinking about you

0

tales of presidential transition woe, with the associated press

1

quiet loner really comes out of shell at gun store

0

6 netflix releases with black stars to watch this june

1

You forget, that all those nice rewards? None of them are rights.

0

Were they able to show a previously non-existing code that mutated on a gene somewhere and created this new enzyme activity? It sounds to me that this "new" enzymatic activity came from non-coding dna switching on a gene to produce it. That is what one would expect to find. ...*Two new enzyme activities, 6-aminohexanoate cyclic dimer hydrolase and 6-aminohexanoate dimer hydrolase, were detected inthe adapted strains.*...

0

this congressman's story perfectly illustrates gop obstructionism toward obama

1

new evidence suggests early humans first used fire to impress friends

0

the conundrum of the midterms

0

It shot up as soon as Reagan launched his failed campaign of anti-sex education, cutting social services for the poor and destroying the US economy into a recession that favored the rich against the poor. Since social-economical reasons are often the reason why people have abortions it is no surprise we saw abortion sky-rocket under Reagans political atmosphere that was hostile to lower class families. If people were becoming more against abortion in the 90s then how can you explain Clintons popularity in winning two elections? The a friendlier economic atmosphere, contraception education and relief from Reaganism helped reduce the abortion rate.

1

I'll answer that as soon as you find a orthodx, conservative, reform, reconstructions or karsite rabbi that says the echad in the shema is a compound

1

NO! And it has nothing to do with expressing views different from mine. These XXXXXX are spending good money to advertise against a God they believe PROBABLY doesn't exist. All I have to say is thanks for proving how irrational and stupid atheists are.

1

room scanned for something to sell on ebay

0

But evolutionary theory doesn't claim that species arise in a single generation. How does it make your point to argue against claims that evolutionary biologists don't make? In fact, is it honest to misrepresent evolutionary theory?

1

faa to ban plane crashes

0

honoring congressional gold medal recipient raoul wallenberg: one man who made a difference

0

turkish police raid isis safe houses, detain 22 islamic state suspects as death toll climbs

0

Criminals continually inform the public that their greatest fear is a victim capable of fighting back against them and possibly killing them.

0

As others pointed out, this is a misconception. I have little doubt that the great majority of pro-choice people are quite positive about wanted pregnancies. I suspect that this misconseption comes from the fact that almost all abortion discussions are about pregnancies that are not wanted. Pregnancies that are wanted are almost never discussed since they are not relevant to an abortion debate. After all, who would want to abort a fetus if they wanted to be pregnant and have a baby (excluding rare cases of risk of mother's death, severely deformed fetus, etc.)?

0

You seem to have a lot of hatred and animosity towards people who believe in God, is my faith and belief somehow causing you pain. I just dont understand why you feel the need to be so hatefull to me, at first you made me angry, but now I just figure you must be in some kind of pain caused by my faith.

1

poland spring develops new eco-friendly bottle that only takes 300 years to decompose

0

people have an odd craving for pineapple during the oscars, according to data

0

survival myths that could actually kill you

0

humane society board members quit over failure to oust ceo for harassment

0

And justifiably. If you don't see the problem, then you are the problem. The proposed revisions is typical YEC banter about "evolution is a theory" - without making it clear what a theory is. "Teach all sides of the question." That's code for teaching "creation theory" or ID. Does that mean that in geography class the teachers should present a flat earth as a reasonable alternative? How about the earth as the center of the universe? No? I am all for teaching well supported theories that are not in agreement with the mainstream, but ID or creationism aren't them.

0

ode to gaza

0

Well let me put it like this, I consider it your duty because if you don't protect yourself then you basically shift that responsibility to someone else. Not only is this incredibly selfish, but 9 out of 10 times the 'protection business' gets outsourced to the State.This in itself it dangerous because when people decide that a third party like the State (which has no real accountability) has control over their lives it can all to easily lead to a situation where the State becomes tyrannical.More people have been killed by their own government than by any foreign government.

0

emile hirsch sentenced to 15 days in jail after pleading guilty to assault

1

report: gross-ass gourd all bumpy and shit

1

dreamcatcher on rearview mirror protects sleeping driver