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0	read this before you plop your v-day flowers into any old vase
0	how the criminal justice system is failing victims of domestic violence
1	So everything that other people say on a website or in a book is just and opinion? And everything you say is a fact? Nice how you've got things set up.
0	Those cultures that permit multiple wives at least do have issues as a result, but hard to say they fail miserably. We are complex animals and not all animals mate for life. There is significantly more involved in the lifelong union of humans than reproduction. Multi-marry under the right circumstances works, but it isn't for everybody and even for those that it is for doesn't mean it's for them always. In a nutshell marriage is the biggest commitment any person will make and should be given the consideration and thought it deserves. Same sex marriage can cause a perfect union of two people the same as M/F and can make a mockery or marriage just as many M/F unions currently do. The emotional investment is the same, the responsibility and obligations are the same, the only difference is genitalia and a little more hair in some cases.
0	rowdy, raunchy, jet-setting barbados can be more affordable than you might think
1	impoverished kenyan bean picker can't wait to see what starbucks has to say about racial sensitivity
0	charlize theron meets the kill club in new 'dark places' clip
0	justin bieber invites controversy with cornrow pic
1	ex-boyfriend hopes to still be terrible, incompatible friends
0	Why can't you answer questions directly?anyway, I support ct in passing civil unions or marriage lite as I like to see it, but It doesn't confer equality. If it is really equ8al than it would be marrige. Reason beinbg portablity ( irealize you think that some day we might have that, but we don't so far and we cannot ccontrol other countries who may have gay marriage but not cilvil unions and may not recognize civil unions but recognize marriage.)If it is good for straight couples, it should be equally good for all couples. . No one is more superior. Everyone should be equal. Marriage for all is equals.
0	I do not argue so much the quality of llife of an individual woman but more for the quality of life, indeed of having access to life itself, of the children of the woman involved, because in many situations the concern and nurturance of a mother may be the only thing keeping children alive, especially in poor, war-torn nations that do not enjoy the relative wealth of the United States.
0	lupita nyong'o talks 'the culture of hair' alongside gorgeous photo shoot for allure
1	pope spends afternoon filling in glory holes all over st. peter's basilica
0	Actually the benefits of stable, safe and loving homes for chilren are important to society. To deny gays and lesbians are indeed able to provide this is a flat out lie. I have directed you to the AAP report on gay parenting. I would suggest you actually read it.
1	area man maps out drinking strategy
0	lauren conrad shares 4 simple rules for dealing with pregnant women
1	gary busey nearly drowns recovering pork chop from swimming pool
1	2012 prius to feature rudimentary reproductive system
1	apple fans disappointed after company unveils same overpriced ceo that barely fucking works
0	cat notices most unexpected visitor at his door and is completely unfazed
0	hoda kotb replaces matt lauer as 'today' co-anchor
1	humiliated man discovers embroidery on his jean pockets
1	inside: spring fashions so glamorous you'll practically shit yourself
0	The article continues to comment that this mechanism serves as a mechanism tailored for evolution? Irrespective of its origins, somehow, life utilizes evolution FOR evolution. B. Convergence As seen in the docking simulation, the solutions all converg
1	Ah?"scratching head"I just woke up,what?womens choice,her body,death penalty?ah ok gotch ya.emoticonXFrazzled
0	why religious freedom advocates should be concerned about sam brownback
1	semester at sea students steal anchor for dorm room
1	You say they are not baby humans, but then you refer to them as corpses. A corpse of what???? Can you say...D E N I A L? :)
0	the so-called 'uptick in hate' is fundamentally american
0	tortured? you shut ur mouth..,... if ur not achristian then yes, i will pray for you....
1	Yeah, your potential spouse will like you for your personality after you meet the prerequisite of being the proper gender for them.
1	record-store clerk gazes down from on high in aloof indifference
1	babysitter enters third hour of negotiations to get 4-year-old to put his pants back on
0	think pynk
1	obama camp vows to win neighborhoods where romney staffers are too afraid to go
1	girl scouts rocked by 'cookies for cash' fundraising scandal
1	icy snowball can already tell it going to make 9-year-old cry
0	a beginner's guide to moving forward in spite of election grief
0	alfonso ribeiro may be forced to leave 'dwts'
0	apple submits brief opposing u.s. government's 'unprecedented' iphone request
1	suspect cleans up real nice
1	frustrated nursing student unable to draw blood without draining entire body
1	american idol winner already complaining about pressures of fame
0	j.j. abrams explains how he picked the new 'star wars' character names
0	You know that what you call "immoralism" is my life. Why do you hate me so much that you would be willing to deny my the happiness that you take forgranted and as your due? You don't even know me yet you are willing to defame me just because I am different from you. I don't understand how I am running over you by living my life openly and wanting the same thing as you the right to consider whom I choose to be my family. If you have an opinion about gay rights thats fine. If you want to deny me the same rights, as you take for granted, because of your opinion and beliefs though laws then that is bigotry.
0	10 easy-to-tackle super bowl sweets
0	in less than a year, trump has stripped back workers' ability to unionize
0	'their intent is to cause fear': video campaign exposes sexism against women in politics
0	Yes. (and this is to add stuff to make the post stick....)
1	denis leary drops by comedy club to try out new ford commercial
1	Better that then spending eternity in a place with people like you.
1	women's strike a sobering reality check for subway masturbator
1	treasure hunters discover wreck of 18th-century carnival cruise ship
0	romney: democrats lost because they weren't 'proud' enough of obama
1	Sorry, I hadn't realised your one-man legislature had passed a law forbidding discussion of equal protections. I'll discuss what I damn well please.
1	parents spend first 4 years of child's life fluctuating wildly between hoping child stays asleep, hoping child wakes up
0	cleveland, ohio is a magical place
1	bar bet becomes increasingly complex
0	tomi adeyemi wanted 'children of blood and bone' to be 'so good... so black'
0	enormous, humongous march trade deficit creating jobs elsewhere
0	baby fox who was supposed to die finds man who believes in her
1	jeff bezos tables latest breakthrough cost-cutting idea after realizing it's just slaves
1	fox news reporter asks the questions others are too smart to ask
0	why erlich on 'silicon valley' is the best and the worst
0	one of the biggest mistakes a manager can make, according to linkedin's ceo
0	Yes. It is about visual field and acuity. That is the kind, not degree. Chimps are not a higher animal. They are different.
0	choreographer mark dendy enters the labyrinth
1	The way I read it is that he has disdain for wars which could possible be avoided. It's interestng that one side of the thought process is patriotic, the others have disdain for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Will we never think above a 1st grade level?
0	The problem here is that Christians (such as I am) consider the Bible to be Proof.
1	report: guy on bench going to town on meatball sub
0	You know something is wrong with this world when people start calling embryos and non-sentient life forms victims and referring to martin Luther King Jr. to justify their views. It seems today that anyone that shows any decency or slight intelligence or common sense is labeled a radical leftist. Man, the republicans are getting desperate when you see them trying to equate embryos to men using MLK.
1	Oh no. The main disagreement between theistic evolutionists and Fundmentalists is that Fundies aren't worshipping God, but a false idol of their own making.
1	right-to-kill advocate opposes right-to-die measure
0	jimmy carter to make rare address to britain's house of lords
1	So if it can be operated by means other than human control, are you saying a dog can operate it, maybe a monkey, thats something we see everyday. You are trying to split hairs Penfold, for a gun to be fired weather robotically, or training a primate to fire one still requires human intervention, so stop acting stupid because you are not stupid.
1	The horsehoe bend was cretaed by the flood in the image of the immaculate horseshoe. repent heathen!
0	pro-choice gop senators keep voting for trump's anti-abortion judges
1	matt damon appears fully nude for first time in local man's imagination
1	man who bought 34th anniversary reissue of fleetwood mac's 'rumours' feeling like real idiot after passing display for 35th anniversary edition
0	after ireland, the pressure is on italy to legalize same-sex unions
0	georgia republican: ending confederate holidays 'no better than what isis is doing'
1	study: u.s. wastes 2 million hours annually figuring out where tape roll starts
1	death row inmate saving some of last meal for between execution attempts
1	I see. So those who feel that they should be able to fire black people just for being black? They are having a view "forced" upon them as well? How about if somebody wanted to fire somebody for being Christian? Should we allow that as well? Or just the issues that you don't agree with should have the freedom to fire?
1	sudafed introduces new sinus drill for immediate congestion relief
0	the empty calories of fossil fuels
0	15 things to bring on your summer adventures
1	fat guy mistakenly thought of as strong
0	please god, not robin williams...
1	Doh! how was that again? umm... so Christianity's tenets can be also found for instance in ... Playboy?
1	journalist wondering where to mention getting yelled at by u.s. president in article
1	Yeah, I'm sure no one else will. It's just me, 'cause I'm so "hateful.' ROTFLMAO!
0	truth through fiction
0	how third party voters and non-voters could shape the election
1	krill-eating whale too fucking cowardly to prey on something its own size
0	newsweek, abc '20/20' reports expose abuse, torture of gay youths and troubled teens
0	uber escalates war with regulators over self-driving cars
1	ringo starr announces 26th beatles album with new backing band
0	half of the amazon's tree species are threatened
0	ecstasy and despair on this historic day

0

read this before you plop your v-day flowers into any old vase

0

how the criminal justice system is failing victims of domestic violence

1

So everything that other people say on a website or in a book is just and opinion? And everything you say is a fact? Nice how you've got things set up.

0

Those cultures that permit multiple wives at least do have issues as a result, but hard to say they fail miserably. We are complex animals and not all animals mate for life. There is significantly more involved in the lifelong union of humans than reproduction. Multi-marry under the right circumstances works, but it isn't for everybody and even for those that it is for doesn't mean it's for them always. In a nutshell marriage is the biggest commitment any person will make and should be given the consideration and thought it deserves. Same sex marriage can cause a perfect union of two people the same as M/F and can make a mockery or marriage just as many M/F unions currently do. The emotional investment is the same, the responsibility and obligations are the same, the only difference is genitalia and a little more hair in some cases.

0

rowdy, raunchy, jet-setting barbados can be more affordable than you might think

1

impoverished kenyan bean picker can't wait to see what starbucks has to say about racial sensitivity

0

charlize theron meets the kill club in new 'dark places' clip

0

justin bieber invites controversy with cornrow pic

1

ex-boyfriend hopes to still be terrible, incompatible friends

0

Why can't you answer questions directly?anyway, I support ct in passing civil unions or marriage lite as I like to see it, but It doesn't confer equality. If it is really equ8al than it would be marrige. Reason beinbg portablity ( irealize you think that some day we might have that, but we don't so far and we cannot ccontrol other countries who may have gay marriage but not cilvil unions and may not recognize civil unions but recognize marriage.)If it is good for straight couples, it should be equally good for all couples. . No one is more superior. Everyone should be equal. Marriage for all is equals.

0

I do not argue so much the quality of llife of an individual woman but more for the quality of life, indeed of having access to life itself, of the children of the woman involved, because in many situations the concern and nurturance of a mother may be the only thing keeping children alive, especially in poor, war-torn nations that do not enjoy the relative wealth of the United States.

0

lupita nyong'o talks 'the culture of hair' alongside gorgeous photo shoot for allure

1

pope spends afternoon filling in glory holes all over st. peter's basilica

0

Actually the benefits of stable, safe and loving homes for chilren are important to society. To deny gays and lesbians are indeed able to provide this is a flat out lie. I have directed you to the AAP report on gay parenting. I would suggest you actually read it.

1

area man maps out drinking strategy

0

lauren conrad shares 4 simple rules for dealing with pregnant women

1

gary busey nearly drowns recovering pork chop from swimming pool

1

2012 prius to feature rudimentary reproductive system

1

apple fans disappointed after company unveils same overpriced ceo that barely fucking works

0

cat notices most unexpected visitor at his door and is completely unfazed

0

hoda kotb replaces matt lauer as 'today' co-anchor

1

humiliated man discovers embroidery on his jean pockets

1

inside: spring fashions so glamorous you'll practically shit yourself

0

The article continues to comment that this mechanism serves as a mechanism tailored for evolution? Irrespective of its origins, somehow, life utilizes evolution FOR evolution. B. Convergence As seen in the docking simulation, the solutions all converg

1

Ah?"scratching head"I just woke up,what?womens choice,her body,death penalty?ah ok gotch ya.emoticonXFrazzled

0

why religious freedom advocates should be concerned about sam brownback

1

semester at sea students steal anchor for dorm room

1

You say they are not baby humans, but then you refer to them as corpses. A corpse of what???? Can you say...D E N I A L? :)

0

the so-called 'uptick in hate' is fundamentally american

0

tortured? you shut ur mouth..,... if ur not achristian then yes, i will pray for you....

1

Yeah, your potential spouse will like you for your personality after you meet the prerequisite of being the proper gender for them.

1

record-store clerk gazes down from on high in aloof indifference

1

babysitter enters third hour of negotiations to get 4-year-old to put his pants back on

0

think pynk

1

obama camp vows to win neighborhoods where romney staffers are too afraid to go

1

girl scouts rocked by 'cookies for cash' fundraising scandal

1

icy snowball can already tell it going to make 9-year-old cry

0

a beginner's guide to moving forward in spite of election grief

0

alfonso ribeiro may be forced to leave 'dwts'

0

apple submits brief opposing u.s. government's 'unprecedented' iphone request

1

suspect cleans up real nice

1

frustrated nursing student unable to draw blood without draining entire body

1

american idol winner already complaining about pressures of fame

0

j.j. abrams explains how he picked the new 'star wars' character names

0

You know that what you call "immoralism" is my life. Why do you hate me so much that you would be willing to deny my the happiness that you take forgranted and as your due? You don't even know me yet you are willing to defame me just because I am different from you. I don't understand how I am running over you by living my life openly and wanting the same thing as you the right to consider whom I choose to be my family. If you have an opinion about gay rights thats fine. If you want to deny me the same rights, as you take for granted, because of your opinion and beliefs though laws then that is bigotry.

0

10 easy-to-tackle super bowl sweets

0

in less than a year, trump has stripped back workers' ability to unionize

0

'their intent is to cause fear': video campaign exposes sexism against women in politics

0

Yes. (and this is to add stuff to make the post stick....)

1

denis leary drops by comedy club to try out new ford commercial

1

Better that then spending eternity in a place with people like you.

1

women's strike a sobering reality check for subway masturbator

1

treasure hunters discover wreck of 18th-century carnival cruise ship

0

romney: democrats lost because they weren't 'proud' enough of obama

1

Sorry, I hadn't realised your one-man legislature had passed a law forbidding discussion of equal protections. I'll discuss what I damn well please.

1

parents spend first 4 years of child's life fluctuating wildly between hoping child stays asleep, hoping child wakes up

0

cleveland, ohio is a magical place

1

bar bet becomes increasingly complex

0

tomi adeyemi wanted 'children of blood and bone' to be 'so good... so black'

0

enormous, humongous march trade deficit creating jobs elsewhere

0

baby fox who was supposed to die finds man who believes in her

1

jeff bezos tables latest breakthrough cost-cutting idea after realizing it's just slaves

1

fox news reporter asks the questions others are too smart to ask

0

why erlich on 'silicon valley' is the best and the worst

0

one of the biggest mistakes a manager can make, according to linkedin's ceo

0

Yes. It is about visual field and acuity. That is the kind, not degree. Chimps are not a higher animal. They are different.

0

choreographer mark dendy enters the labyrinth

1

The way I read it is that he has disdain for wars which could possible be avoided. It's interestng that one side of the thought process is patriotic, the others have disdain for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Will we never think above a 1st grade level?

0

The problem here is that Christians (such as I am) consider the Bible to be Proof.

1

report: guy on bench going to town on meatball sub

0

You know something is wrong with this world when people start calling embryos and non-sentient life forms victims and referring to martin Luther King Jr. to justify their views. It seems today that anyone that shows any decency or slight intelligence or common sense is labeled a radical leftist. Man, the republicans are getting desperate when you see them trying to equate embryos to men using MLK.

1

Oh no. The main disagreement between theistic evolutionists and Fundmentalists is that Fundies aren't worshipping God, but a false idol of their own making.

1

right-to-kill advocate opposes right-to-die measure

0

jimmy carter to make rare address to britain's house of lords

1

So if it can be operated by means other than human control, are you saying a dog can operate it, maybe a monkey, thats something we see everyday. You are trying to split hairs Penfold, for a gun to be fired weather robotically, or training a primate to fire one still requires human intervention, so stop acting stupid because you are not stupid.

1

The horsehoe bend was cretaed by the flood in the image of the immaculate horseshoe. repent heathen!

0

pro-choice gop senators keep voting for trump's anti-abortion judges

1

matt damon appears fully nude for first time in local man's imagination

1

man who bought 34th anniversary reissue of fleetwood mac's 'rumours' feeling like real idiot after passing display for 35th anniversary edition

0

after ireland, the pressure is on italy to legalize same-sex unions

0

georgia republican: ending confederate holidays 'no better than what isis is doing'

1

study: u.s. wastes 2 million hours annually figuring out where tape roll starts

1

death row inmate saving some of last meal for between execution attempts

1

I see. So those who feel that they should be able to fire black people just for being black? They are having a view "forced" upon them as well? How about if somebody wanted to fire somebody for being Christian? Should we allow that as well? Or just the issues that you don't agree with should have the freedom to fire?

1

sudafed introduces new sinus drill for immediate congestion relief

0

the empty calories of fossil fuels

0

15 things to bring on your summer adventures

1

fat guy mistakenly thought of as strong

0

please god, not robin williams...

1

Doh! how was that again? umm... so Christianity's tenets can be also found for instance in ... Playboy?

1

journalist wondering where to mention getting yelled at by u.s. president in article

1

Yeah, I'm sure no one else will. It's just me, 'cause I'm so "hateful.' ROTFLMAO!

0

truth through fiction

0

how third party voters and non-voters could shape the election

1

krill-eating whale too fucking cowardly to prey on something its own size

0

newsweek, abc '20/20' reports expose abuse, torture of gay youths and troubled teens

0

uber escalates war with regulators over self-driving cars

1

ringo starr announces 26th beatles album with new backing band

0

half of the amazon's tree species are threatened

0

ecstasy and despair on this historic day