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0	I believe the earliest gospel estimation is placed around 50 ad, which is almost 30 years after Jesus died.
1	That's an out that's peculiar to Christians. Good? Godidit. Bad? Devil's work.
0	sales of ivanka trump products surged last month
0	listen to lana del rey's new single 'honeymoon'
0	tilda swinton isn't in this clip from 'a bigger splash,' but watch it anyway
1	nation's stomach ulcers predict trump administration will provide opportunities for unlimited growth in 2017
0	blogger praises k-beauty while calling asians 'ching chongs' in 'funny clothes'
1	bush diagnosed with attention-to-deficit disorder
0	donald trump plays a dangerous game of telephone
0	When will it stop? Never. They will take every gun, every toy gun, disarm the law enforcment community, give us Nerf batons so we don't actually hurt the criminals, and say that this kinder gentler way of doing things will help. In the meantime murders will go through the roof, like in Australia, rape will escalate, breaking and entering will become common place, and cops will die by the minute. They will not only confiscate the guns, but then charge the owners of those guns for being terrorists. It won't end. In order to establish true dependency upon a government you must force the populous to rely completely on the government for every aspect of life including safety.
1	Prove something besides your ignorance? Homo-erectus and Neandertals differ in cranium size, bone size, bone structure, number of bones as well as the length and width of individual bones. I can see why people are laughing at you
1	I can't believe you think saying "puff piece" is an intelligent criticism. Oh wait. You aren't interested in intelligent criticism. You're just looking for an excuse to dismiss...
1	Please emoticonXRolleyes Why dont YOU post something thats not one sided and full of non factual evidence that isn't full of spin and your crazy agendas?
0	teaching english by the beach in vietnam
1	new indie film sweeps cannes, sundance
0	train crash in pakistan kills at least four and injures dozens
1	supporters aggravated bernie sanders didn't use dnc speech to get voters to act against their own self-interest
0	10 rules for a great startup idea
0	sinclair broadcasting orders local anchors to record bizarre 'hostage' video
0	newly blond kanye west makes first appearance after hospitalization
0	a single mother's truth
1	trump relieved to learn both teams in stanley cup finals overwhelmingly white
0	the coffee pouring puzzle that's messing with people's minds
0	uber charges passenger over $14,000 for 5-mile ride across toronto
0	7 things you should never ever do for your older kids
1	perfect response to heckler somewhere in prop comedian's trunk
1	jeb bush inching podium closer to center of stage during commercial breaks
1	coworkers nationwide embrace tearfully after painful 3-day separation
1	guinness releases abridged book of freaks for readers who just want the good stuff
0	this is what the most annoying co-workers have in common
1	Is there some sort of a symbolic potent phallic aspect to holding a gun in one's hand? Is Sarah Palin being a manly sort when she shoots a wolf from a helicopter?
0	larry wilmore takes down bill cosby on 'the nightly show'
0	in sad, sad press conference, milo says 'free speech week' is now just one measly rally
1	tyson holds contest to let fans submit new ideas for torturing chicken to death
0	and the city with the least attractive people is...?
0	these 16 great videos remind us what it meant to be lgbtq in 2016
1	baby bjorn unveils new infant bandolier for parents of multiples
0	republicans anxious to repeal and replace law of gravity
1	clinton commissions john williams to compose 'clinton's theme'
1	ice launches campaign to reunite immigrant children with arresting officer
1	tom snyder returns to the sea
1	guatemalan coffee picker happy if single person starts day alert
1	I'm glad that you're the one living in fear of becoming a criminal for defending your family and not me.
1	cheney orders motorcade to gun it over half-open drawbridge
0	I believe that's true, and as a "believer" (creationist), here is what is hard to understand about that; In Matthew, 12:30, Jesus says "He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters". It is safe to say that both creationists and theistic evolutionists would accept that statement from Jesus, and would seek to be "with" him, while agnostic and atheists would consider themselves "not with" him. Yet theistic evolutionists are comfortable to (usually politically) be "with" agnostics and atheists, and separate themselves from creationists. If they're genuine Christians, knowing about the warnings in the Bible about false teachings, how can they be comfortable with that?Miller laments in several places throughout the book that atheists use evolution as a weapon against religion, and that it shouldn't be that way - that it causes more strife between the two than should exist.
1	Oh, and please name a terrorist that purchased a weapon from a gun show, and then used it in a crime.
0	The lutheran ceremony is pretty cool just change a few words to gender nutral. Also the Cathedral of hope http://www.cathedralofhope.com in dallas and the MCC in general has some very nice Holy union ceremonies
1	zales introduces new line of casual dating diamond rings
0	lindsey graham got 800 on his sats and won't stop talking about his bad grades
1	catholic church releases new molestation-proof altar boy uniform
0	trump's tax cut challenge
0	passengers terrified when engine cover rips off plane bound for hawaii
0	yes, baby boomers, 2016 did have 7 bright spots
0	an army of sophisticated bots is influencing the debate around education
1	guard in video game under strict orders to repeatedly pace same stretch of hallway
1	So you've got nothing! That's what I thought. All mouth and no substance. You can try saving your tainted reputation by showing us your best 1 alleged geography screw-up from the Gospels. Where's the beef???
0	Exactly so. Pro-choice people would not impose their values on anyone; profetallifers would impose theirs on every woman of child bearing age.emoticon_angry
0	police: man killed by officers was holding phone, not gun
0	flash-mob spells out 'resist!' next to trump california golf course
1	weird al honors parents' memory with 'tears in heaven' parody
1	open casket really ruining vibe at funeral
1	bob dole makes car and driver 10 best list
0	5.85 million people who can't vote but can they still complain?
1	Wouldn't it be great if all the gay activists for gay marriage moved to Canada.......
0	hard times and harder choices
0	You got it wrong Daewoo. The ban was put in place by the 1986 Firearm Owners Protection Act, designed to correct the erronius Gun Control Act of 1968. The machinegun ban provision was slipped in at the last minute, during a time when those that would oppose it weren't there to debate it.
0	rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate
0	plus-size model ashley graham lands a spot on abc's 'the year'
0	cardi b doesn't owe you anything
0	disney's new 'frozen' plane makes it harder than ever to 'let it go'
0	miley cyrus' gender-bending performance on 'maya & marty' is pitch perfect
1	child on first day at refugee camp misses dead parents
0	an uber for cuba?
0	Actually, no, that is not what I said. I said: What you quoted is what Answers in Genesis said. Please do not be dishonest and tell others that I said this as I did not.
0	the shocking transformations of your favorite country stars
1	So you for strict regulation of business but not people? Interesting...do you know who runs businesses? Yeah, people.
1	mtv promotes, airs, condemns controversial new video
0	the lord of the rings: my survival guide to cancer
0	how to make salt-roasted fish with spicy orange salsa
1	u.s. still enjoying small but loyal following
0	man beaten to bloody pulp after allegedly raping nephew's girlfriend
0	another vietnamese activist slapped with prison sentence for toxic spill criticism
1	new jersey supreme court rules the bastard had it coming
0	shepard smith dings trump's gun control turnaround at nra convention
0	wyclef jean is still totally down for a fugees reunion
0	6 things i've decided to stop stressing about
0	7 steps to stay financially fit in 2015 and beyond
1	baby-shower attendees quickly drain box of white zinfandel
1	You have no Idea how glad I was that I was sitting down when I read this!! First it shocks me that you haven't labeled all those who claim to see UFO's liberals. Then I have to wonder didn't at one time the RCC say we were the center of the universe,... The sun went around the earth,... the earth was flat ?? Theres no one but us .. It was all created for us?? Ok I'm goning to go take a little breath of fresh air and rest for a moment as this is very disturbing to me! .... V.O.R. and I agree on something. I think I'm going to be sick!! Back in a few.
1	If we could rub a brass lamp, make three wishes and fix our energy problems immediately, I'd agree with you. But since we live in the REAL WORLD, we must become OIL INDEPENDENT while we are perfecting and building an infrastructure of renewable energy sources.
0	trump ominously tweets 'only one thing will work' with north korea
1	pediatricians announce 2011 newborns are ugliest babies in 30 years
1	trump revokes puerto rico recovery funds after learning hurricane maria had fewer survivors
0	weekend roundup: u.s. media mirrors trump's 'america first' myopia on north korea
1	'invisible airwaves crackle with life,' reports geddy lee from man's detached earbud
1	I have done a lot of reflecting... 'For god so loved the world'...that he (supposedly) destroyed it all because he was XXXXXX off. I don't need that kind of 'love' in my life. Obviously, you do. 'Love' has nothing to do with it. It is the Christian commandment that: 24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. You have yet to admit that this verse exists but, it seems that you are justifying it on the condition that 'love' is involved. What you mean to say is, 'Women are to submit to their husbands in everything because their husbands supposedly love them.' Or, are you saying that men are to love their wives and submission is optional? That's not what the bible says. Of course, that's not a problem for the Christian women, is it, because they agree.emoticonXFrazzled
0	trump tells advisers he wants u.s. out of syria: senior officials
1	ferguson pool supply store overestimating how badly looters want chlorine tablets
0	teach, stream, be acquired: why online education investors are hot for teacher
0	The death penalty assures that an incorragable criminal never has the opportunity to kill anybody else. In prison, the criminal could a) kill another inmate, 2) kill a guard, 3) escape and kill a civilian, 4) have their sentence commuted and get out to commit another crime. No, for the reasons stated above and one more. Some people don't deserve to live....like SH, for example.

0

I believe the earliest gospel estimation is placed around 50 ad, which is almost 30 years after Jesus died.

1

That's an out that's peculiar to Christians. Good? Godidit. Bad? Devil's work.

0

sales of ivanka trump products surged last month

0

listen to lana del rey's new single 'honeymoon'

0

tilda swinton isn't in this clip from 'a bigger splash,' but watch it anyway

1

nation's stomach ulcers predict trump administration will provide opportunities for unlimited growth in 2017

0

blogger praises k-beauty while calling asians 'ching chongs' in 'funny clothes'

1

bush diagnosed with attention-to-deficit disorder

0

donald trump plays a dangerous game of telephone

0

When will it stop? Never. They will take every gun, every toy gun, disarm the law enforcment community, give us Nerf batons so we don't actually hurt the criminals, and say that this kinder gentler way of doing things will help. In the meantime murders will go through the roof, like in Australia, rape will escalate, breaking and entering will become common place, and cops will die by the minute. They will not only confiscate the guns, but then charge the owners of those guns for being terrorists. It won't end. In order to establish true dependency upon a government you must force the populous to rely completely on the government for every aspect of life including safety.

1

Prove something besides your ignorance? Homo-erectus and Neandertals differ in cranium size, bone size, bone structure, number of bones as well as the length and width of individual bones. I can see why people are laughing at you

1

I can't believe you think saying "puff piece" is an intelligent criticism. Oh wait. You aren't interested in intelligent criticism. You're just looking for an excuse to dismiss...

1

Please emoticonXRolleyes Why dont YOU post something thats not one sided and full of non factual evidence that isn't full of spin and your crazy agendas?

0

teaching english by the beach in vietnam

1

new indie film sweeps cannes, sundance

0

train crash in pakistan kills at least four and injures dozens

1

supporters aggravated bernie sanders didn't use dnc speech to get voters to act against their own self-interest

0

10 rules for a great startup idea

0

sinclair broadcasting orders local anchors to record bizarre 'hostage' video

0

newly blond kanye west makes first appearance after hospitalization

0

a single mother's truth

1

trump relieved to learn both teams in stanley cup finals overwhelmingly white

0

the coffee pouring puzzle that's messing with people's minds

0

uber charges passenger over $14,000 for 5-mile ride across toronto

0

7 things you should never ever do for your older kids

1

perfect response to heckler somewhere in prop comedian's trunk

1

jeb bush inching podium closer to center of stage during commercial breaks

1

coworkers nationwide embrace tearfully after painful 3-day separation

1

guinness releases abridged book of freaks for readers who just want the good stuff

0

this is what the most annoying co-workers have in common

1

Is there some sort of a symbolic potent phallic aspect to holding a gun in one's hand? Is Sarah Palin being a manly sort when she shoots a wolf from a helicopter?

0

larry wilmore takes down bill cosby on 'the nightly show'

0

in sad, sad press conference, milo says 'free speech week' is now just one measly rally

1

tyson holds contest to let fans submit new ideas for torturing chicken to death

0

and the city with the least attractive people is...?

0

these 16 great videos remind us what it meant to be lgbtq in 2016

1

baby bjorn unveils new infant bandolier for parents of multiples

0

republicans anxious to repeal and replace law of gravity

1

clinton commissions john williams to compose 'clinton's theme'

1

ice launches campaign to reunite immigrant children with arresting officer

1

tom snyder returns to the sea

1

guatemalan coffee picker happy if single person starts day alert

1

I'm glad that you're the one living in fear of becoming a criminal for defending your family and not me.

1

cheney orders motorcade to gun it over half-open drawbridge

0

I believe that's true, and as a "believer" (creationist), here is what is hard to understand about that; In Matthew, 12:30, Jesus says "He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters". It is safe to say that both creationists and theistic evolutionists would accept that statement from Jesus, and would seek to be "with" him, while agnostic and atheists would consider themselves "not with" him. Yet theistic evolutionists are comfortable to (usually politically) be "with" agnostics and atheists, and separate themselves from creationists. If they're genuine Christians, knowing about the warnings in the Bible about false teachings, how can they be comfortable with that?Miller laments in several places throughout the book that atheists use evolution as a weapon against religion, and that it shouldn't be that way - that it causes more strife between the two than should exist.

1

Oh, and please name a terrorist that purchased a weapon from a gun show, and then used it in a crime.

0

The lutheran ceremony is pretty cool just change a few words to gender nutral. Also the Cathedral of hope http://www.cathedralofhope.com in dallas and the MCC in general has some very nice Holy union ceremonies

1

zales introduces new line of casual dating diamond rings

0

lindsey graham got 800 on his sats and won't stop talking about his bad grades

1

catholic church releases new molestation-proof altar boy uniform

0

trump's tax cut challenge

0

passengers terrified when engine cover rips off plane bound for hawaii

0

yes, baby boomers, 2016 did have 7 bright spots

0

an army of sophisticated bots is influencing the debate around education

1

guard in video game under strict orders to repeatedly pace same stretch of hallway

1

So you've got nothing! That's what I thought. All mouth and no substance. You can try saving your tainted reputation by showing us your best 1 alleged geography screw-up from the Gospels. Where's the beef???

0

Exactly so. Pro-choice people would not impose their values on anyone; profetallifers would impose theirs on every woman of child bearing age.emoticon_angry

0

police: man killed by officers was holding phone, not gun

0

flash-mob spells out 'resist!' next to trump california golf course

1

weird al honors parents' memory with 'tears in heaven' parody

1

open casket really ruining vibe at funeral

1

bob dole makes car and driver 10 best list

0

5.85 million people who can't vote but can they still complain?

1

Wouldn't it be great if all the gay activists for gay marriage moved to Canada.......

0

hard times and harder choices

0

You got it wrong Daewoo. The ban was put in place by the 1986 Firearm Owners Protection Act, designed to correct the erronius Gun Control Act of 1968. The machinegun ban provision was slipped in at the last minute, during a time when those that would oppose it weren't there to debate it.

0

rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate

0

plus-size model ashley graham lands a spot on abc's 'the year'

0

cardi b doesn't owe you anything

0

disney's new 'frozen' plane makes it harder than ever to 'let it go'

0

miley cyrus' gender-bending performance on 'maya & marty' is pitch perfect

1

child on first day at refugee camp misses dead parents

0

an uber for cuba?

0

Actually, no, that is not what I said. I said: What you quoted is what Answers in Genesis said. Please do not be dishonest and tell others that I said this as I did not.

0

the shocking transformations of your favorite country stars

1

So you for strict regulation of business but not people? Interesting...do you know who runs businesses? Yeah, people.

1

mtv promotes, airs, condemns controversial new video

0

the lord of the rings: my survival guide to cancer

0

how to make salt-roasted fish with spicy orange salsa

1

u.s. still enjoying small but loyal following

0

man beaten to bloody pulp after allegedly raping nephew's girlfriend

0

another vietnamese activist slapped with prison sentence for toxic spill criticism

1

new jersey supreme court rules the bastard had it coming

0

shepard smith dings trump's gun control turnaround at nra convention

0

wyclef jean is still totally down for a fugees reunion

0

6 things i've decided to stop stressing about

0

7 steps to stay financially fit in 2015 and beyond

1

baby-shower attendees quickly drain box of white zinfandel

1

You have no Idea how glad I was that I was sitting down when I read this!! First it shocks me that you haven't labeled all those who claim to see UFO's liberals. Then I have to wonder didn't at one time the RCC say we were the center of the universe,... The sun went around the earth,... the earth was flat ?? Theres no one but us .. It was all created for us?? Ok I'm goning to go take a little breath of fresh air and rest for a moment as this is very disturbing to me! .... V.O.R. and I agree on something. I think I'm going to be sick!! Back in a few.

1

If we could rub a brass lamp, make three wishes and fix our energy problems immediately, I'd agree with you. But since we live in the REAL WORLD, we must become OIL INDEPENDENT while we are perfecting and building an infrastructure of renewable energy sources.

0

trump ominously tweets 'only one thing will work' with north korea

1

pediatricians announce 2011 newborns are ugliest babies in 30 years

1

trump revokes puerto rico recovery funds after learning hurricane maria had fewer survivors

0

weekend roundup: u.s. media mirrors trump's 'america first' myopia on north korea

1

'invisible airwaves crackle with life,' reports geddy lee from man's detached earbud

1

I have done a lot of reflecting... 'For god so loved the world'...that he (supposedly) destroyed it all because he was XXXXXX off. I don't need that kind of 'love' in my life. Obviously, you do. 'Love' has nothing to do with it. It is the Christian commandment that: 24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. You have yet to admit that this verse exists but, it seems that you are justifying it on the condition that 'love' is involved. What you mean to say is, 'Women are to submit to their husbands in everything because their husbands supposedly love them.' Or, are you saying that men are to love their wives and submission is optional? That's not what the bible says. Of course, that's not a problem for the Christian women, is it, because they agree.emoticonXFrazzled

0

trump tells advisers he wants u.s. out of syria: senior officials

1

ferguson pool supply store overestimating how badly looters want chlorine tablets

0

teach, stream, be acquired: why online education investors are hot for teacher

0

The death penalty assures that an incorragable criminal never has the opportunity to kill anybody else. In prison, the criminal could a) kill another inmate, 2) kill a guard, 3) escape and kill a civilian, 4) have their sentence commuted and get out to commit another crime. No, for the reasons stated above and one more. Some people don't deserve to live....like SH, for example.