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0	Well, the Judge made a ruling late last week that she should not be revived should her breathing stop again, backing the medical assessment of her doctors:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3723656.stmAnd yes, very sad.Another dilemma posed by what has become possible through ever advancing medical science.....
0	could your family escape a house fire in time?
0	southwest airlines flight diverted due to cracked window
0	jews on judaism -- unfiltered: all together podcast
0	top entrepreneurial business lessons i've learned
0	content marketing guide from the best content director awardee: nic mccarthy
1	report: fritz a fine name for a boy
1	clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech
1	sympathy card signed by assistant
1	chinese man worried you can't have respectful debate about how amazing government is anymore
0	voting underway in myanmar's first free election in 25 years
0	federal judge in detroit orders temporary ban on trump immigration restrictions
0	trumpcare scored so badly it could actually help the senate
1	islamic awakening inspires man to defect from isis
1	bar has loud, overcrowded section upstairs too
1	well if I don't get an answer here I'll just spread it around the whole internet. Fine with me.
1	ohio state puts urban meyer on paid secret coaching leave
1	The author was a Christian..whod of thought it eh? The author says enough about the book to suggest to anyone but a XXXXX that it was too sophisticated to be appreciated by infants and small children and also that it had far more in it than a santa claus connection. Pretty lame bit of ad hominem by proxyemoticonXClown
1	gunman opens fire in own mcdonald's
1	bush gives france 30 days to speak english
0	another times square 'spider-man' arrested
0	first amendment lawsuit says student was punished for wearing a t-shirt advocating gun rights
1	report: 79% of sincere thoughts played off as jokes
1	single napkin accompanying takeout order presumes man eats anything like human being
1	starr taunts clinton with humiliating 'sittin' in a tree' song
0	eerie sci-fi short explores quest to feel 'connected' with a surprising star
1	I love this line. I assume by "harm" you mean an actual physical harm or some kind or another (physical in this case includes loss of items). So this would cut our laws in half. Walk around naked? No big deal! Have sex on the street why doing cocaine...go for it! Drunk in public? Who cares! The list can go on forever.
0	trump's budget would be devastating to poor victims of domestic abuse
1	period of time in which parents proud of how much child can eat quickly dwindling
0	white high school football players accused of coat hanger assault on black, disabled teammate
1	chuck grassley scratches 'christine blasey's a slut' into senate bathroom stall
1	Don't forget cheaper to feed, take orders better, and are harder to hit.
0	high school students protest racist language by staging a walkout
1	former trump advisor carter page found dumb in d.c. hotel room
1	Wonderful... As soon as the Christians get in, it'll be "morals for everyone." They don't seem to realize that their morals don't necessarily apply to everyone.
1	I don't think that Bill Clinton has to "force" himself upon women. It's more like fighting off the women who want to leap into bed with Bill Clinton. Ted Kennedy has spent a lifetime repenting of his drunkenness and has proved himself a valuable public servant to the American people. Now, when are you going attack doddering old, near-to-death Robert Byrd and castigate him for something he'd done when he was a young and naive young man?
0	iran denies making deal with u.s. to ship nuclear material to russia
1	everyone in coffee shop billing for their time
1	'apex legends' players finally getting good enough to make game impossible for average people to enjoy
0	I suspect that you are thinking of birds. But early birds had fingered claws on those wings. It is generally true that no organ ever springs into existance completely developed where nothing existed before. The wings of bats, birds, and pterodactyls are merely the modified fore-limb of a tetrapod. There is evidence that insect wings may have arisen from some sort of thermal panel. And of course, size has considerable relevance to flight. Wingless spiders fly by spinning a loop of silk that is carried by the moving air. Very small insects require almost no wings to fly. What they do is more similar to a whale in water than a bird in air. If by chance, a small animal is upsized because of a competetive advantage, and the wings are too, then it becomes a larger flying animal.
0	a queer woman embarks on unusual quest for acceptance in new film
1	new ted cruz attack ad declares beto o'rourke too good for texas
0	Evolution explains the examples' abilities to adapt. Without it, you're in the hole.
1	trump admits he assumed roger stone was already in prison
1	Thats rich. No evidence huh? Here: Global warming, photography, pictures, photos, climate change, impact, science, weather, arctic, antarctica, climate zones, glacier, arctic warming, antarctica warming, documentation, effects, effects of climate change, paleoclimate, mountain glacier the country of Bangladesh is losing its land mass to the encroaching ocean and water is becoming very scarce there. Now, Ill have your rebuttal to that evidence. Epoch; (chuckle); like millennium??
1	trump turns on fox news and tells aides to make whatever they're saying a law
0	what's wrong with this picture? for u.s. fight against isis, everything
1	The truth hurts doesn't it? They are anti my morals, anti my family, anti my equality, anti my america, and defintely homophobic and I would add one more bigot.
1	'first date going really well,' thinks man who hasn't stopped talking yet
0	Sigma I have taken into account the options a woman has after pregnancy. However, there are no doubt cases in the history of the world (not just within America) where there were no options available to a mother but to keep her child (ie: the first human woman to give birth in the history of the world). For this pro-choice line of reasoning to be absoulutely true it must be true in every possible situation. Are you saying that the killing would be justified if no other options were available to her?
0	my truth about being a black man and a black cop
0	apple watch tells us that it is time to get serious about jobs
1	nation's homophobic bigots pack it in
0	supreme court foreshadows big constitutional ruling in immigration case
0	most important election of 2015: chuy garcia's people's campaign versus rahm emanuel's big money
1	Yeah parents like these?... Westboro Baptist Church family disowns daughter ? 20/20 - YouTube Christian Nutters is what I like to call them..
0	san francisco makes a major statement against north carolina's hateful new law
1	robert mueller dreading returning from 2-month european vacation to start russia investigation
0	does romans 13 give the president the right to nuke north korea?
0	5 first-world problems that annoy people anyway
0	the gop on immigration: life imitating satire -- and vice versa
1	extremely vibrant town able to sustain two buffalo wild wings
0	no, outraged liberals, sean spicer should not be fired for hitler comments
0	i've been called a lot of things... but isis?
0	Very nicely stated in an editorial in today's New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/24/opinion/24sat3.html At last. Real people matter. Not tiresome maxims of blind, unquestioning faith.
0	galápagos struggle for survival: darwin foundation vs. santa cruz municipality
1	new netflix gas lets users inhale multiple seasons of tv shows
1	report: 97% of inner tube occupants agree it doesn't get any better than this
0	grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home 'random men' since dad died
1	reverend al sharpton takes time off from holy duties to make tv appearance
1	magpie worried mate only interested in him for collection of shiny objects
0	Our national parks are safe as is, huh? Regular people have no reason to feel to need to carry concealed weapons for their own protection, huh? How can you be safe when mexican drug cartel members are literally behind the next bush and inclined to kill you for stumbling upon their operation?
1	area woman encouraged by sight of other woman drinking beer alone at airport bar
1	elementary schoolers depressed after getting look at voters filing out of gymnasium
0	while you were asleep new year's day morning, muslims waged jihad on your streets
1	grocery-store worker can't bear to eat food anymore
0	educating for democracy: collegiate sports and march madness
1	geologists unearth fully intact rock
1	90 percent of americans now wearing laminated id badges
0	dave chappelle donates $50,000 from michigan show to flint foundation
1	trump hails gorsuch as fierce protector of future amendment allowing president to temporarily suspend right to assemble
0	If putting the child up for adoption, this can be covered too. However, you havingto take time out per doctors instructions is something you might not desire as it could affect career opprotunities in certain lines of work.
1	justice stevens retires to spend more time dying in front of family
1	report: getting parents off back now accounts for 38% of economic growth
0	bid on your airline seat the next time you fly
0	Well if there can be a Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, why not to remove marrriage from the federal government? Where do they get that power Constitutionally? So that would mean states can choose not to recognize any marriage Constitutionally. I think that marriage is a church issue. Let gays, straights, everyone get civil unions to be recognized legally. But leave marriage to the churches.
1	nasa catches glimpse of hard-charging curiosity rover just before insight's communications go dark
0	why you should say yes to that birthday invitation
0	trump suggests he could handle press briefings instead of sean spicer
1	hotshot test pilot removes helmet, reveals female status
0	ex-israeli defense chief: netanyahu wanted to attack iran in 2010
0	oscars line up five non-white presenters
1	Yeah, gassing and murdering 6,000,000 Jews doesn't qualify as suffering very much. emoticonXRolleyes I wonder how many slaves were killed by comparison........
0	this high school student is helping her peers embrace their black identity
1	Again, as an ignorant layman, I can only get the gist of this material, but how anyone could possibly argue against the genetic code as a product of intelligent design is beyond me.
0	No, neither am I suggesting that illegality makes something immoral. Legality and morality are completely separate things.
1	'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
1	Look at Dunblane. Then look at Columbine. Who had the higher death toll? How often do school shootings take place in Germany? When was the last time somebody went driving and shooting in a killing spree in America? Name the last mass public killing in America, in a public place where the number of victims reached double digit territory. Go on Brady, we're waiting for you to prove that you actually have a point. Don't disappoint us.
0	I disagree. I've been in a loving, committed relationship for 25 years to the same person exclusively...how does this have a negative affect on you?
0	illinois' wall of fame: the state's best designations

0

Well, the Judge made a ruling late last week that she should not be revived should her breathing stop again, backing the medical assessment of her doctors:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3723656.stmAnd yes, very sad.Another dilemma posed by what has become possible through ever advancing medical science.....

0

could your family escape a house fire in time?

0

southwest airlines flight diverted due to cracked window

0

jews on judaism -- unfiltered: all together podcast

0

top entrepreneurial business lessons i've learned

0

content marketing guide from the best content director awardee: nic mccarthy

1

report: fritz a fine name for a boy

1

clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech

1

sympathy card signed by assistant

1

chinese man worried you can't have respectful debate about how amazing government is anymore

0

voting underway in myanmar's first free election in 25 years

0

federal judge in detroit orders temporary ban on trump immigration restrictions

0

trumpcare scored so badly it could actually help the senate

1

islamic awakening inspires man to defect from isis

1

bar has loud, overcrowded section upstairs too

1

well if I don't get an answer here I'll just spread it around the whole internet. Fine with me.

1

ohio state puts urban meyer on paid secret coaching leave

1

The author was a Christian..whod of thought it eh? The author says enough about the book to suggest to anyone but a XXXXX that it was too sophisticated to be appreciated by infants and small children and also that it had far more in it than a santa claus connection. Pretty lame bit of ad hominem by proxyemoticonXClown

1

gunman opens fire in own mcdonald's

1

bush gives france 30 days to speak english

0

another times square 'spider-man' arrested

0

first amendment lawsuit says student was punished for wearing a t-shirt advocating gun rights

1

report: 79% of sincere thoughts played off as jokes

1

single napkin accompanying takeout order presumes man eats anything like human being

1

starr taunts clinton with humiliating 'sittin' in a tree' song

0

eerie sci-fi short explores quest to feel 'connected' with a surprising star

1

I love this line. I assume by "harm" you mean an actual physical harm or some kind or another (physical in this case includes loss of items). So this would cut our laws in half. Walk around naked? No big deal! Have sex on the street why doing cocaine...go for it! Drunk in public? Who cares! The list can go on forever.

0

trump's budget would be devastating to poor victims of domestic abuse

1

period of time in which parents proud of how much child can eat quickly dwindling

0

white high school football players accused of coat hanger assault on black, disabled teammate

1

chuck grassley scratches 'christine blasey's a slut' into senate bathroom stall

1

Don't forget cheaper to feed, take orders better, and are harder to hit.

0

high school students protest racist language by staging a walkout

1

former trump advisor carter page found dumb in d.c. hotel room

1

Wonderful... As soon as the Christians get in, it'll be "morals for everyone." They don't seem to realize that their morals don't necessarily apply to everyone.

1

I don't think that Bill Clinton has to "force" himself upon women. It's more like fighting off the women who want to leap into bed with Bill Clinton. Ted Kennedy has spent a lifetime repenting of his drunkenness and has proved himself a valuable public servant to the American people. Now, when are you going attack doddering old, near-to-death Robert Byrd and castigate him for something he'd done when he was a young and naive young man?

0

iran denies making deal with u.s. to ship nuclear material to russia

1

everyone in coffee shop billing for their time

1

'apex legends' players finally getting good enough to make game impossible for average people to enjoy

0

I suspect that you are thinking of birds. But early birds had fingered claws on those wings. It is generally true that no organ ever springs into existance completely developed where nothing existed before. The wings of bats, birds, and pterodactyls are merely the modified fore-limb of a tetrapod. There is evidence that insect wings may have arisen from some sort of thermal panel. And of course, size has considerable relevance to flight. Wingless spiders fly by spinning a loop of silk that is carried by the moving air. Very small insects require almost no wings to fly. What they do is more similar to a whale in water than a bird in air. If by chance, a small animal is upsized because of a competetive advantage, and the wings are too, then it becomes a larger flying animal.

0

a queer woman embarks on unusual quest for acceptance in new film

1

new ted cruz attack ad declares beto o'rourke too good for texas

0

Evolution explains the examples' abilities to adapt. Without it, you're in the hole.

1

trump admits he assumed roger stone was already in prison

1

Thats rich. No evidence huh? Here: Global warming, photography, pictures, photos, climate change, impact, science, weather, arctic, antarctica, climate zones, glacier, arctic warming, antarctica warming, documentation, effects, effects of climate change, paleoclimate, mountain glacier the country of Bangladesh is losing its land mass to the encroaching ocean and water is becoming very scarce there. Now, Ill have your rebuttal to that evidence. Epoch; (chuckle); like millennium??

1

trump turns on fox news and tells aides to make whatever they're saying a law

0

what's wrong with this picture? for u.s. fight against isis, everything

1

The truth hurts doesn't it? They are anti my morals, anti my family, anti my equality, anti my america, and defintely homophobic and I would add one more bigot.

1

'first date going really well,' thinks man who hasn't stopped talking yet

0

Sigma I have taken into account the options a woman has after pregnancy. However, there are no doubt cases in the history of the world (not just within America) where there were no options available to a mother but to keep her child (ie: the first human woman to give birth in the history of the world). For this pro-choice line of reasoning to be absoulutely true it must be true in every possible situation. Are you saying that the killing would be justified if no other options were available to her?

0

my truth about being a black man and a black cop

0

apple watch tells us that it is time to get serious about jobs

1

nation's homophobic bigots pack it in

0

supreme court foreshadows big constitutional ruling in immigration case

0

most important election of 2015: chuy garcia's people's campaign versus rahm emanuel's big money

1

Yeah parents like these?... Westboro Baptist Church family disowns daughter ? 20/20 - YouTube Christian Nutters is what I like to call them..

0

san francisco makes a major statement against north carolina's hateful new law

1

robert mueller dreading returning from 2-month european vacation to start russia investigation

0

does romans 13 give the president the right to nuke north korea?

0

5 first-world problems that annoy people anyway

0

the gop on immigration: life imitating satire -- and vice versa

1

extremely vibrant town able to sustain two buffalo wild wings

0

no, outraged liberals, sean spicer should not be fired for hitler comments

0

i've been called a lot of things... but isis?

0

Very nicely stated in an editorial in today's New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/24/opinion/24sat3.html At last. Real people matter. Not tiresome maxims of blind, unquestioning faith.

0

galápagos struggle for survival: darwin foundation vs. santa cruz municipality

1

new netflix gas lets users inhale multiple seasons of tv shows

1

report: 97% of inner tube occupants agree it doesn't get any better than this

0

grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home 'random men' since dad died

1

reverend al sharpton takes time off from holy duties to make tv appearance

1

magpie worried mate only interested in him for collection of shiny objects

0

Our national parks are safe as is, huh? Regular people have no reason to feel to need to carry concealed weapons for their own protection, huh? How can you be safe when mexican drug cartel members are literally behind the next bush and inclined to kill you for stumbling upon their operation?

1

area woman encouraged by sight of other woman drinking beer alone at airport bar

1

elementary schoolers depressed after getting look at voters filing out of gymnasium

0

while you were asleep new year's day morning, muslims waged jihad on your streets

1

grocery-store worker can't bear to eat food anymore

0

educating for democracy: collegiate sports and march madness

1

geologists unearth fully intact rock

1

90 percent of americans now wearing laminated id badges

0

dave chappelle donates $50,000 from michigan show to flint foundation

1

trump hails gorsuch as fierce protector of future amendment allowing president to temporarily suspend right to assemble

0

If putting the child up for adoption, this can be covered too. However, you havingto take time out per doctors instructions is something you might not desire as it could affect career opprotunities in certain lines of work.

1

justice stevens retires to spend more time dying in front of family

1

report: getting parents off back now accounts for 38% of economic growth

0

bid on your airline seat the next time you fly

0

Well if there can be a Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, why not to remove marrriage from the federal government? Where do they get that power Constitutionally? So that would mean states can choose not to recognize any marriage Constitutionally. I think that marriage is a church issue. Let gays, straights, everyone get civil unions to be recognized legally. But leave marriage to the churches.

1

nasa catches glimpse of hard-charging curiosity rover just before insight's communications go dark

0

why you should say yes to that birthday invitation

0

trump suggests he could handle press briefings instead of sean spicer

1

hotshot test pilot removes helmet, reveals female status

0

ex-israeli defense chief: netanyahu wanted to attack iran in 2010

0

oscars line up five non-white presenters

1

Yeah, gassing and murdering 6,000,000 Jews doesn't qualify as suffering very much. emoticonXRolleyes I wonder how many slaves were killed by comparison........

0

this high school student is helping her peers embrace their black identity

1

Again, as an ignorant layman, I can only get the gist of this material, but how anyone could possibly argue against the genetic code as a product of intelligent design is beyond me.

0

No, neither am I suggesting that illegality makes something immoral. Legality and morality are completely separate things.

1

'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens

1

Look at Dunblane. Then look at Columbine. Who had the higher death toll? How often do school shootings take place in Germany? When was the last time somebody went driving and shooting in a killing spree in America? Name the last mass public killing in America, in a public place where the number of victims reached double digit territory. Go on Brady, we're waiting for you to prove that you actually have a point. Don't disappoint us.

0

I disagree. I've been in a loving, committed relationship for 25 years to the same person exclusively...how does this have a negative affect on you?

0

illinois' wall of fame: the state's best designations