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0	men of snl mansplained the 'day without a woman' in spot-on skit
1	jay inslee recalls decision to run for president after 5 teens from across globe pressed enchanted rings together to call him into existence
0	pope francis' iraq peace message meets the reality of war
0	the long fight for justice
0	how much money do you need?
1	loser friend sort of doing better
0	That's the thing, though; even a self-professed non-expert can perfectly well refute the ridiculous points supersport continually spouts. supersport, on the other hand, doesn't know any better.
1	new custard could cause worldwide flandemic
1	So you advocate religion not because it is the truth, but instead because it gives you comfort and security? The opiate of the masses eh?
0	december's people
0	'handmaid's tale' waitlists surge in libraries across america
1	cities move to outlaw hollow-point silver bullets after wave of gruesome werewolf slayings
0	france to ban cell phones in lower grades
1	greenland thinks it looks fat in mercator projection
0	To be more accurate, (not something noted amongst the pro-gun rabble) the right of protestants to have arms for their defence against catholics.I think we've all seen quite enough of this "defence" in Northern Ireland. (assuming that yanks can locate the place with a map emoticonXRolleyes )
0	ruling galaxies but not countries: new research on women in film
1	legendary reclusive author has never published single piece of writing
1	military recruiter doesn't have to dig too far into bag of tricks to land this one
1	kenny chesney also poor man's kenny chesney
1	voter anger palpable at intentionally anger-stoking rally
1	immigrant also applying to a few reach countries
1	embarrassing bounced check from greece taped up in imf headquarters
0	What Is a Human Person and Who Counts as a Human Person?: A Crucial Question for Bioethics by Prof. William E. May There is also an extremely academic school of thought which views the human person in terms of the ego in all its derivations. I cannot hope to summarize what this is all about, please refer to: Philosophical Critiques: The Human Person - 3 One could also consider the social development of an infant, inasmuch as humans are, in most cases, very social animals. According to primatologist Sarah Blaffer Hrdy, the human species is specifically developed to be part of a social system and a newborn infant comes ready made to push all the buttons of the system:
0	kuwait may owe as much as $60,000 for trump hotel event in d.c.
1	wretched outcast woman with combination skin forever trapped between dry and oily worlds
1	man hates it when other guys treat his girlfriend with respect
1	And once again (s)he rambles on while responding to nothing said in the prior post. At least you're consistent in your irrational hate speech. BTW, the term sword of truth implies no violence against anyone at all. Except in the mind of paranoid hate mongers, that is. emoticonXGood
0	ruby rose and what makes gender non-conforming 'sexy' (or not)
1	nation praying for super nasty luge accident
1	new study confirms this didn't even feel like a 4-day work week
0	they're coming!
0	watch live: william shatner discusses the life of late friend leonard nimoy
1	perfect girlfriend blames self for everything
0	beauty legend bobbi brown on why you should probably throw away your sunblock and skip the botox
1	You know something is wrong with this world when people attack the act of posting an opinion (that of Ms. King) and another condemns the idea that someone may read it and develop their own opinion. Saving lives is not just a Republican goal. And yes it is an act of desperation. All acts are an act of desperation when it comes to saving the natural process of life with out interference of those who place their comfort above the life inside them. Whatever is wrong outside the womb, is not the fault of the inhabitant within the womb.
0	the best place to buy designer fall clothes on sale
0	real love isn't about finding someone who meets all the criteria on your list
0	the first trailer for the queen biopic 'bohemian rhapsody' is here
1	fans riot in streets as u.s. victorious
0	skin in the game: why republicans' ahca bill should fail
1	local authorities more than happy to let fbi take over
1	"Used to be." "Back in the good ole days." Gimme a break. Take a time machine to the 50s will ya?
1	severe allergic reaction causes florida to swell up to twice normal size
0	10 biggest myths about being an escort
1	world covers ears, chants loudly as epa releases ozone-depletion statistics
0	donald trump asks why the civil war couldn't have been 'worked out'
1	pornstar has face only stepmother could love
0	So suddenly, being supervised by not one, but two law-abiding qualified (in one case an instructor!) adults is not safe? Who administered the training and qualifications of the instructor? Who drew up the regulations which allowed this to happen? Who pays lip service to "safety" in the use of their deadly toys? We constantly hear that only criminals with guns are a threat, and the law-abiding gun owner is a paragon of rational safe behaviour. This is all too obviously not so.
1	emoticonXFrazzled Talk about a fast and loose accusation. WHAT DID HE ACTUALLY SAY??? Cause Harry Hay is well known for his gay rights work. If Jennings did find something about the guy inspiring, it was probably his gay rights work. If I said that I thought Martin Luther King Jr was inspiring, would you automatically associate my praise with extramarital affairs? This is just stupid!
1	personal assistant called after scary dream
1	guidebook writer stumbles upon new england town too quaint for human eyes
1	depressed matt lauer up all night rewatching 8-second clip of career highlights
1	poll: 63% of americans say they have a problem with a mormon president who is also mitt romney
1	outback employees return from mandatory 6-month walkabout in australian wilderness
0	protect inventors or take down trolls? patent reform with senator john cornyn, ceo innovestion, and rackspace
0	ted cruz hits the panic button: 'we could lose both houses of congress'
1	local teen would choose gun with night vision laser scope if he joined army
1	nobel prize in chemistry awarded to taft middle school teacher mr. ambler
0	hillary clinton calls for michigan gov. rick snyder to resign or be recalled
1	different waitress brings order
1	middle-aged woman believes in fourth marriage, angels
1	man nothing but lumbering golem of rewards cards
0	iraq militants strike air base, seize oilfields
1	target pulls all sponsorship from publicly ignored syrian conflict
1	hot new 'murder craze' sweeps chicago
1	afghan warlord takes anderson cooper as 43rd wife
0	friday talking points -- games the whole family can play
0	Like blacks once were? Wasn't that the main thrust of the 14th amendment and incorporation? Given incorporation, imagine the suits those acts of discrimination would bring emoticonXGood
1	only positive statistic of year announced
1	Yeah, cause there are sooo many 100 year old corks just kickin around.
0	let's not forget that men have impeccable winter style, too
0	sea lion rescued from santa barbara oil spill dies at seaworld
0	Stop trying to muddy the waters. I asked you to back up your claim that gun control is racist. That is not asking others to do my work for me. That is asking you to back up a claim that you made.
1	"Hopium" is the eternal addiction by gun grabbing anti Constitutionalists to hope they can change the Constitution so all their laws and ideas will be adopted. Note I marked your spelling mistakes. Any excuses other than lack of an education?
1	houghton mifflin harcourt releases new leather-bound philip roth
1	nation struggling to keep track of how far along it is in all its ongoing grieving processes
0	news roundup for august 17, 2017
1	cloned cheney lacks charm of original
1	russian interference had no impact on election, reports website created 8 minutes ago
0	bernie sanders stresses 'common good' in vatican attack on capitalism
0	dozens of gravestones toppled, broken at philadelphia jewish cemetery
1	bleary-eyed, stuporous houseguest assures host that he slept great
0	obama plans to tackle major education inequality
0	'don't call it flesh-eating bacteria,' say florida officials
0	so we might not be getting more prince music after all
0	4 ways to support farm-to-school policies
1	Yeah, must be quite a handicap to have to go next door or down the street a block to get one from a buddy :) Are you really that slow?
1	palmolive attacks dawn for coddling grease
0	it's time to fix the climate -- why do we delay?
1	stars of canceled show terrified fans will raise money for movie
1	shit-caked, urine-soaked man determined to enjoy carnival cruise
0	author jeff lindsay says goodbye to serial killer dexter with final novel
0	first look at the new queen elsa from 'once upon a time'
1	Why did the president have to lie. Kerry served, Bu$h just helped himself to the cocaine.
1	Uhuh! And you've got a bridge in Brooklyn you want to sell me. . . .
0	the 26 funniest tweets from women this week
1	amsterdam tourist can't find 'kind bud' in phrasebook
1	catholic church speaks out against decadent, sinfully rich dessert
1	woman nervous for boyfriend to meet person she becomes around parents
1	jesus surprises 700 club with walk-on appearance

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men of snl mansplained the 'day without a woman' in spot-on skit

1

jay inslee recalls decision to run for president after 5 teens from across globe pressed enchanted rings together to call him into existence

0

pope francis' iraq peace message meets the reality of war

0

the long fight for justice

0

how much money do you need?

1

loser friend sort of doing better

0

That's the thing, though; even a self-professed non-expert can perfectly well refute the ridiculous points supersport continually spouts. supersport, on the other hand, doesn't know any better.

1

new custard could cause worldwide flandemic

1

So you advocate religion not because it is the truth, but instead because it gives you comfort and security? The opiate of the masses eh?

0

december's people

0

'handmaid's tale' waitlists surge in libraries across america

1

cities move to outlaw hollow-point silver bullets after wave of gruesome werewolf slayings

0

france to ban cell phones in lower grades

1

greenland thinks it looks fat in mercator projection

0

To be more accurate, (not something noted amongst the pro-gun rabble) the right of protestants to have arms for their defence against catholics.I think we've all seen quite enough of this "defence" in Northern Ireland. (assuming that yanks can locate the place with a map emoticonXRolleyes )

0

ruling galaxies but not countries: new research on women in film

1

legendary reclusive author has never published single piece of writing

1

military recruiter doesn't have to dig too far into bag of tricks to land this one

1

kenny chesney also poor man's kenny chesney

1

voter anger palpable at intentionally anger-stoking rally

1

immigrant also applying to a few reach countries

1

embarrassing bounced check from greece taped up in imf headquarters

0

What Is a Human Person and Who Counts as a Human Person?: A Crucial Question for Bioethics by Prof. William E. May There is also an extremely academic school of thought which views the human person in terms of the ego in all its derivations. I cannot hope to summarize what this is all about, please refer to: Philosophical Critiques: The Human Person - 3 One could also consider the social development of an infant, inasmuch as humans are, in most cases, very social animals. According to primatologist Sarah Blaffer Hrdy, the human species is specifically developed to be part of a social system and a newborn infant comes ready made to push all the buttons of the system:

0

kuwait may owe as much as $60,000 for trump hotel event in d.c.

1

wretched outcast woman with combination skin forever trapped between dry and oily worlds

1

man hates it when other guys treat his girlfriend with respect

1

And once again (s)he rambles on while responding to nothing said in the prior post. At least you're consistent in your irrational hate speech. BTW, the term sword of truth implies no violence against anyone at all. Except in the mind of paranoid hate mongers, that is. emoticonXGood

0

ruby rose and what makes gender non-conforming 'sexy' (or not)

1

nation praying for super nasty luge accident

1

new study confirms this didn't even feel like a 4-day work week

0

they're coming!

0

watch live: william shatner discusses the life of late friend leonard nimoy

1

perfect girlfriend blames self for everything

0

beauty legend bobbi brown on why you should probably throw away your sunblock and skip the botox

1

You know something is wrong with this world when people attack the act of posting an opinion (that of Ms. King) and another condemns the idea that someone may read it and develop their own opinion. Saving lives is not just a Republican goal. And yes it is an act of desperation. All acts are an act of desperation when it comes to saving the natural process of life with out interference of those who place their comfort above the life inside them. Whatever is wrong outside the womb, is not the fault of the inhabitant within the womb.

0

the best place to buy designer fall clothes on sale

0

real love isn't about finding someone who meets all the criteria on your list

0

the first trailer for the queen biopic 'bohemian rhapsody' is here

1

fans riot in streets as u.s. victorious

0

skin in the game: why republicans' ahca bill should fail

1

local authorities more than happy to let fbi take over

1

"Used to be." "Back in the good ole days." Gimme a break. Take a time machine to the 50s will ya?

1

severe allergic reaction causes florida to swell up to twice normal size

0

10 biggest myths about being an escort

1

world covers ears, chants loudly as epa releases ozone-depletion statistics

0

donald trump asks why the civil war couldn't have been 'worked out'

1

pornstar has face only stepmother could love

0

So suddenly, being supervised by not one, but two law-abiding qualified (in one case an instructor!) adults is not safe? Who administered the training and qualifications of the instructor? Who drew up the regulations which allowed this to happen? Who pays lip service to "safety" in the use of their deadly toys? We constantly hear that only criminals with guns are a threat, and the law-abiding gun owner is a paragon of rational safe behaviour. This is all too obviously not so.

1

emoticonXFrazzled Talk about a fast and loose accusation. WHAT DID HE ACTUALLY SAY??? Cause Harry Hay is well known for his gay rights work. If Jennings did find something about the guy inspiring, it was probably his gay rights work. If I said that I thought Martin Luther King Jr was inspiring, would you automatically associate my praise with extramarital affairs? This is just stupid!

1

personal assistant called after scary dream

1

guidebook writer stumbles upon new england town too quaint for human eyes

1

depressed matt lauer up all night rewatching 8-second clip of career highlights

1

poll: 63% of americans say they have a problem with a mormon president who is also mitt romney

1

outback employees return from mandatory 6-month walkabout in australian wilderness

0

protect inventors or take down trolls? patent reform with senator john cornyn, ceo innovestion, and rackspace

0

ted cruz hits the panic button: 'we could lose both houses of congress'

1

local teen would choose gun with night vision laser scope if he joined army

1

nobel prize in chemistry awarded to taft middle school teacher mr. ambler

0

hillary clinton calls for michigan gov. rick snyder to resign or be recalled

1

different waitress brings order

1

middle-aged woman believes in fourth marriage, angels

1

man nothing but lumbering golem of rewards cards

0

iraq militants strike air base, seize oilfields

1

target pulls all sponsorship from publicly ignored syrian conflict

1

hot new 'murder craze' sweeps chicago

1

afghan warlord takes anderson cooper as 43rd wife

0

friday talking points -- games the whole family can play

0

Like blacks once were? Wasn't that the main thrust of the 14th amendment and incorporation? Given incorporation, imagine the suits those acts of discrimination would bring emoticonXGood

1

only positive statistic of year announced

1

Yeah, cause there are sooo many 100 year old corks just kickin around.

0

let's not forget that men have impeccable winter style, too

0

sea lion rescued from santa barbara oil spill dies at seaworld

0

Stop trying to muddy the waters. I asked you to back up your claim that gun control is racist. That is not asking others to do my work for me. That is asking you to back up a claim that you made.

1

"Hopium" is the eternal addiction by gun grabbing anti Constitutionalists to hope they can change the Constitution so all their laws and ideas will be adopted. Note I marked your spelling mistakes. Any excuses other than lack of an education?

1

houghton mifflin harcourt releases new leather-bound philip roth

1

nation struggling to keep track of how far along it is in all its ongoing grieving processes

0

news roundup for august 17, 2017

1

cloned cheney lacks charm of original

1

russian interference had no impact on election, reports website created 8 minutes ago

0

bernie sanders stresses 'common good' in vatican attack on capitalism

0

dozens of gravestones toppled, broken at philadelphia jewish cemetery

1

bleary-eyed, stuporous houseguest assures host that he slept great

0

obama plans to tackle major education inequality

0

'don't call it flesh-eating bacteria,' say florida officials

0

so we might not be getting more prince music after all

0

4 ways to support farm-to-school policies

1

Yeah, must be quite a handicap to have to go next door or down the street a block to get one from a buddy :) Are you really that slow?

1

palmolive attacks dawn for coddling grease

0

it's time to fix the climate -- why do we delay?

1

stars of canceled show terrified fans will raise money for movie

1

shit-caked, urine-soaked man determined to enjoy carnival cruise

0

author jeff lindsay says goodbye to serial killer dexter with final novel

0

first look at the new queen elsa from 'once upon a time'

1

Why did the president have to lie. Kerry served, Bu$h just helped himself to the cocaine.

1

Uhuh! And you've got a bridge in Brooklyn you want to sell me. . . .

0

the 26 funniest tweets from women this week

1

amsterdam tourist can't find 'kind bud' in phrasebook

1

catholic church speaks out against decadent, sinfully rich dessert

1

woman nervous for boyfriend to meet person she becomes around parents

1

jesus surprises 700 club with walk-on appearance