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0	donald trump made the nicest ad for new travel ban in 'conan' spoof
0	dove controversy: real beauty gone viral
0	he was a friend of mine: jack slater
0	how boehner can 'clean house': one sentence to prevent government shutdowns forever
0	Oh it's no mistake Montalban. I, unlike you, am quite clear in my arguments, and have a direction and a goal. We can take your other definitions of creationism one at a time, thank you very much. I'd like to first focus on the one that involves your god, or any god, described as being unknowable (which you have said your god is). Will you "allow" us to focus on ONE thing? You see, if we have a list of 4 things, and we go through them one by one, we can maybe arrive at the end!!! Crazy thought isn't it!
1	ford: new f-150 pickup truck capable of crushing a big turtle in one go
1	It's not often you see such a golden opportunity handed to you on a silver platter.
1	enraged character in stageplay to be unconvincingly restrained by other actors
0	jacob's pillow dance festival 2014 - daniel ulbricht/ballet 2014
1	man feeling pressure to give mom grandchildren while she still around to raise them
1	purple '91 honda accord lovingly dedicated to la raza
1	tv guide channel tops nielsens
1	2012 seniors thunder into high school's parking lot like coalition forces entering baghdad
0	You contradict yourself. If the earth was then much as it is today, then there isn't enough water on earth to cover it in any fashion. I have done the math. Do you have any idea of how high the Himalayas, the Alps, the Andes, and the Rockies are? Besides, the Bible talks about a flood that lasted a year, not a series of tsunamis.
0	There are contradictions in the bible, for so the bible doesn't obey the law of non contradiction. As to the law of identity, Jesus is called both the "Son of God" and the "Son of Man", which means Also, many parts of the bible are taken as 'metaphors' - yet the law of excluded middle should prevent us from doing that.I'm sure someone will be able to refute my individual points, but on the whole the bible is not an entirely logical source.Furthermore, even if these laws were created by a God, this God does not have to be the same one described in any religion whatsoever. In fact, he doesn't have to be omnipotent, so he could even be dead - Atheists could state that God created these laws then died. In which case, God does not exist but Atheists have still accounted for the creation of said laws.
0	You mean Intelligent Design, and straight forward logical, rational, common sense arguments that require reason to move to the next step, instead of ideological consensus... huh? go figure... Proponents of ID usually don't argue religiosity or scripture, they let the empirical evidence prove it, funny... that is what true science has always done. Verify the obvious, not ignore it in favor of some mindless postulations [oddly] convenient to how someone wants to live their life; amazing how that works out...
0	Uh. No they didn't. Have you ever actually taken a biology course?
1	Hmmm, a mere human-mother cannot make decisions concerning her own body, but you, sk8joyful, can usurp the position of God and tell another human, especially a mere human-mother, what she is allowed to do with her body.
1	china slaughters population to control flu outbreak
1	breaking: daniel throwing his life away, you should call him, he dropped out of wharton—wharton, for god's sake
1	angelina jolie coming for your baby
1	doctor unable to hide his excitement from patient with ultra-rare disease
1	gruff, no-nonsense teacher only hard on students because he gets off on exploiting power
1	man always attempts to intercept tossed things
0	stanford sexual assault: students plan graduation protest as anger grows
0	machine guns are not protected by the second amendment, appeals court rules
1	trump sick and tired of mainstream media always trying to put his words into some sort of context
1	star trek introduces alien character with totally different forehead wrinkles
0	dear supreme court, our daughter is watching
1	Many of the Christian denominations are ignoring them the same way they ignore the prohibitions against pork, mixed cloth, and stoning your children to death because they sass you.
0	No it isn't. There was an incident here in the states last year that had an elderly woman beaten and raped, and several days later her rapist came back to do it again and she killed him on the spot. She wasn't brought to court to face trial even know she killed someone.THAT is how something like this should be handled.
1	Sorry to brake it to ya, but just like the Bible says. It's gonna one big war. Thats what all this stuff is leading to. No, I'm not one of those crazy lunes that goes walkin' up and down the street with a sign that says "The world is comeing to an end". I'm just sayin', why should we even care......about anything. Might as well start war now and get it over with(in a sense).
1	man who can't get enough mucus enjoying winter season
0	You know, I would be fine with that as long as it were truly a middle ground. If that term were used equally among straights as well as gays. But it's just a term. The same as with the term "marriage." It's just a term. Just a word. Personally I feel the government needs to get out of the business of marriage altogether. Let the legal term be agreed upon unilaterally.
0	israel terrorizes palestinians in gaza
0	consider britney spears thoroughly unimpressed with ariana grande's impression of her
1	dad thought he could make it out of zoo without buying kids light-up shit
1	god confirms whitey bulger sent to hell for snitching
0	'these storms are just crazy': craft beer brewers feel effects of climate change
1	man taking unemployment as opportunity to think about how he really wants out of life
0	a senate candidate spills the beans: running a positive campaign is for suckers
0	You say you cannot see it from the gay perspective, then you speak from that perspective as a gay man. This is confusing. As a heterosexual, if you are one, would you give up those rights and let gays have the rights?
0	You can do so, and if I don't check your source I guess I'm SOL, eh? I've seen the story many places, but this is beyond simply a site dedicated to outing Bush since its a radio show :P
1	porn video with unfamiliar acronym in title deemed too risky to click on
1	god pissed solar eclipse not visible from heaven
0	texas to execute man for murdering boy and drinking his blood
0	You mean to tell me it's a falsehood?? I don't believe it.
0	three stylish ways to wear one puffer vest
0	house republican proposes bill to prohibit use of private email servers
0	lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis
1	embarrassed whale panicking about huge barnacle outbreak before date
1	Get away? We never went near it in the first place.
1	our nation's businessmen: are they just in it for the money?
0	On the contrary, anyone who takes an interest in such things is well placed to appreciate just how hard it is to grasp such distances.
1	man always insists you toss him keys rather than just hand them to him
1	prison warden vows to take away el chapo's tunnel privileges if captured
0	I think this is a bad way to put it...the evidence that they earth has been warming since we have had the ability to measure temperature is overwhelming...the cause is unknown and whether or not it is natural is unknown. It does seem fairly narasistic to think in 100 years we have caused so much damage to an earth that at least has been here 10,000 years.
1	car ride devoted to explaining what things will be different about grandma this visit
1	buchanan reveals thousands of americans made in china
0	it can't always be cared by anyone. What if no one wants the baby or you can't get to a place where you can give the baby up (maybe snowed in for a week). Can you kill the baby then because it is now dependent on you.
0	the 'danish girl' creative team share their experiences with the story
0	dear high school teacher who tried to discourage me from applying to ucla, i'm a bruin now!
0	First of all, when gun owners say ban guns, it means, if you want to ban ANY Gun, you are a gun banner! You guys want to muck up the argument with we don't want to ban all guns, just some guns! However, that statement is just for now! If you get the ban more will be following! Nelson T. 'Pete' Shields -- Founder of Handgun Control, Inc.
1	biden's buffalo wing challenge dinner not sitting too well
0	how not to hide your pregnancy in an underwear ad, a kylie jenner story
0	'black panther' sequel officially confirmed by marvel studios head
0	That's not evidence, that's an assertion. As for my dogs (cats), yes. They do put on a winter coat in the much warmer winter climate than Arizona in which I live. So I return to my original question, on what evidence do you base your claim that an arctic fox would not change color in the winter in Arizona?
1	clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered
1	area man already knows which chicken tender he's saving for last
0	First of all rape is one of the most under-reported crimes so it makes sense that abortion due to rape/incest is also under-reported so that makes your assumptions and numbers off.But of course you are missing the whole point.You are not the one being raped so it isn't YOUR choice.I don't need you making choices for me or telling me what is and isn't good for my emotional health.If one gets raped and DOES NOT want to be pregnant who are you tell them they have to be? Abortion should be legal for everybody who wants one not just rape/incest victims,for the simple reason that no human being has the right to substain life by using the body of another why should a fetus have more rights than actual persons?
0	as trump and north korea hurl threats, hawaii prepares for a nuclear attack
0	here's the biggest problem with obama's new trade push
0	obama's greatest oratory performance
0	I never said anything about a conspiracy Peeling. I very clearly gave valid reasons to Consider that scientific GRANTS and pay increases for these scientists are based on making new and previously undiscovered claims that forward the science. That is the greatest motivation to lie, cheat, create and falsify evidence which adds to the scientists personal wealth and further promotes a false science that is rife with selfish motivations to preserve, protect and promote it.
1	naacp calls for more diversity in police lineups
1	open-ended new bill criminalizes whatever black people up to right now
1	That lad was off his guts!!!!!. He is no more addicted to religion then he is to the mental institution in which he escaped from!
0	duterte says he may impose martial law if drug problem worsens
1	detective not sure he was close enough to partner to endlessly pursue killer
0	Wow. A very unusual and distressing story, and probably why saline abortions are no longer used. It is very unfortunate for her to have to live with that disability.
0	kylie jenner spends sunday in a bikini
1	Your god sees no degree of sins. Shaving your beard, baby-rape, etc, are all punishable by death. That is, unless you repent. emoticonXBanghead
0	3 reminders that can help you raise resilient kids
0	The Bible does not say that it is inerrant. And if it did, what if it was wrong? The Bible is only one source of authority for Christians.
0	Well you think wrong. The Second Amendment is individual, it's tied to all lawful uses of firearms, and the game is over. You lost.
1	obama, tennessee titans have no clue why team invited to white house
1	son in iraq or something
1	yosemite closed indefinitely after bear spotted in park
0	republican sen. gardner torches sessions over pot reversal
1	The catholic church doesn't believe in the death penalty. Huh. Funny how facts get in the way of your arguments eh?
1	box with cooking instructions immediately retrieved from trash
1	cable-tv judge overruled by network-tv judge
1	25-pound ham wedged in parents' refrigerator
0	clinton announces transition leadership should she win in november
1	kavanaugh says it's super embarrassing and sad that christine blasey ford still in love with him
0	texas gov. rick perry indicted for wearing hipster glasses
1	sun pacific unveils new 'hotties' variety of voluptuous, shapely clementines
1	breaking: fuck, fuck, fuck, this got out of hand
0	5 money lessons to teach our daughters
0	They don't have to. The government is exercising violence by threatening people with jail time if they cause injury to somebody else who's attacking them.

0

donald trump made the nicest ad for new travel ban in 'conan' spoof

0

dove controversy: real beauty gone viral

0

he was a friend of mine: jack slater

0

how boehner can 'clean house': one sentence to prevent government shutdowns forever

0

Oh it's no mistake Montalban. I, unlike you, am quite clear in my arguments, and have a direction and a goal. We can take your other definitions of creationism one at a time, thank you very much. I'd like to first focus on the one that involves your god, or any god, described as being unknowable (which you have said your god is). Will you "allow" us to focus on ONE thing? You see, if we have a list of 4 things, and we go through them one by one, we can maybe arrive at the end!!! Crazy thought isn't it!

1

ford: new f-150 pickup truck capable of crushing a big turtle in one go

1

It's not often you see such a golden opportunity handed to you on a silver platter.

1

enraged character in stageplay to be unconvincingly restrained by other actors

0

jacob's pillow dance festival 2014 - daniel ulbricht/ballet 2014

1

man feeling pressure to give mom grandchildren while she still around to raise them

1

purple '91 honda accord lovingly dedicated to la raza

1

tv guide channel tops nielsens

1

2012 seniors thunder into high school's parking lot like coalition forces entering baghdad

0

You contradict yourself. If the earth was then much as it is today, then there isn't enough water on earth to cover it in any fashion. I have done the math. Do you have any idea of how high the Himalayas, the Alps, the Andes, and the Rockies are? Besides, the Bible talks about a flood that lasted a year, not a series of tsunamis.

0

There are contradictions in the bible, for so the bible doesn't obey the law of non contradiction. As to the law of identity, Jesus is called both the "Son of God" and the "Son of Man", which means Also, many parts of the bible are taken as 'metaphors' - yet the law of excluded middle should prevent us from doing that.I'm sure someone will be able to refute my individual points, but on the whole the bible is not an entirely logical source.Furthermore, even if these laws were created by a God, this God does not have to be the same one described in any religion whatsoever. In fact, he doesn't have to be omnipotent, so he could even be dead - Atheists could state that God created these laws then died. In which case, God does not exist but Atheists have still accounted for the creation of said laws.

0

You mean Intelligent Design, and straight forward logical, rational, common sense arguments that require reason to move to the next step, instead of ideological consensus... huh? go figure... Proponents of ID usually don't argue religiosity or scripture, they let the empirical evidence prove it, funny... that is what true science has always done. Verify the obvious, not ignore it in favor of some mindless postulations [oddly] convenient to how someone wants to live their life; amazing how that works out...

0

Uh. No they didn't. Have you ever actually taken a biology course?

1

Hmmm, a mere human-mother cannot make decisions concerning her own body, but you, sk8joyful, can usurp the position of God and tell another human, especially a mere human-mother, what she is allowed to do with her body.

1

china slaughters population to control flu outbreak

1

breaking: daniel throwing his life away, you should call him, he dropped out of wharton—wharton, for god's sake

1

angelina jolie coming for your baby

1

doctor unable to hide his excitement from patient with ultra-rare disease

1

gruff, no-nonsense teacher only hard on students because he gets off on exploiting power

1

man always attempts to intercept tossed things

0

stanford sexual assault: students plan graduation protest as anger grows

0

machine guns are not protected by the second amendment, appeals court rules

1

trump sick and tired of mainstream media always trying to put his words into some sort of context

1

star trek introduces alien character with totally different forehead wrinkles

0

dear supreme court, our daughter is watching

1

Many of the Christian denominations are ignoring them the same way they ignore the prohibitions against pork, mixed cloth, and stoning your children to death because they sass you.

0

No it isn't. There was an incident here in the states last year that had an elderly woman beaten and raped, and several days later her rapist came back to do it again and she killed him on the spot. She wasn't brought to court to face trial even know she killed someone.THAT is how something like this should be handled.

1

Sorry to brake it to ya, but just like the Bible says. It's gonna one big war. Thats what all this stuff is leading to. No, I'm not one of those crazy lunes that goes walkin' up and down the street with a sign that says "The world is comeing to an end". I'm just sayin', why should we even care......about anything. Might as well start war now and get it over with(in a sense).

1

man who can't get enough mucus enjoying winter season

0

You know, I would be fine with that as long as it were truly a middle ground. If that term were used equally among straights as well as gays. But it's just a term. The same as with the term "marriage." It's just a term. Just a word. Personally I feel the government needs to get out of the business of marriage altogether. Let the legal term be agreed upon unilaterally.

0

israel terrorizes palestinians in gaza

0

consider britney spears thoroughly unimpressed with ariana grande's impression of her

1

dad thought he could make it out of zoo without buying kids light-up shit

1

god confirms whitey bulger sent to hell for snitching

0

'these storms are just crazy': craft beer brewers feel effects of climate change

1

man taking unemployment as opportunity to think about how he really wants out of life

0

a senate candidate spills the beans: running a positive campaign is for suckers

0

You say you cannot see it from the gay perspective, then you speak from that perspective as a gay man. This is confusing. As a heterosexual, if you are one, would you give up those rights and let gays have the rights?

0

You can do so, and if I don't check your source I guess I'm SOL, eh? I've seen the story many places, but this is beyond simply a site dedicated to outing Bush since its a radio show :P

1

porn video with unfamiliar acronym in title deemed too risky to click on

1

god pissed solar eclipse not visible from heaven

0

texas to execute man for murdering boy and drinking his blood

0

You mean to tell me it's a falsehood?? I don't believe it.

0

three stylish ways to wear one puffer vest

0

house republican proposes bill to prohibit use of private email servers

0

lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis

1

embarrassed whale panicking about huge barnacle outbreak before date

1

Get away? We never went near it in the first place.

1

our nation's businessmen: are they just in it for the money?

0

On the contrary, anyone who takes an interest in such things is well placed to appreciate just how hard it is to grasp such distances.

1

man always insists you toss him keys rather than just hand them to him

1

prison warden vows to take away el chapo's tunnel privileges if captured

0

I think this is a bad way to put it...the evidence that they earth has been warming since we have had the ability to measure temperature is overwhelming...the cause is unknown and whether or not it is natural is unknown. It does seem fairly narasistic to think in 100 years we have caused so much damage to an earth that at least has been here 10,000 years.

1

car ride devoted to explaining what things will be different about grandma this visit

1

buchanan reveals thousands of americans made in china

0

it can't always be cared by anyone. What if no one wants the baby or you can't get to a place where you can give the baby up (maybe snowed in for a week). Can you kill the baby then because it is now dependent on you.

0

the 'danish girl' creative team share their experiences with the story

0

dear high school teacher who tried to discourage me from applying to ucla, i'm a bruin now!

0

First of all, when gun owners say ban guns, it means, if you want to ban ANY Gun, you are a gun banner! You guys want to muck up the argument with we don't want to ban all guns, just some guns! However, that statement is just for now! If you get the ban more will be following! Nelson T. 'Pete' Shields -- Founder of Handgun Control, Inc.

1

biden's buffalo wing challenge dinner not sitting too well

0

how not to hide your pregnancy in an underwear ad, a kylie jenner story

0

'black panther' sequel officially confirmed by marvel studios head

0

That's not evidence, that's an assertion. As for my dogs (cats), yes. They do put on a winter coat in the much warmer winter climate than Arizona in which I live. So I return to my original question, on what evidence do you base your claim that an arctic fox would not change color in the winter in Arizona?

1

clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered

1

area man already knows which chicken tender he's saving for last

0

First of all rape is one of the most under-reported crimes so it makes sense that abortion due to rape/incest is also under-reported so that makes your assumptions and numbers off.But of course you are missing the whole point.You are not the one being raped so it isn't YOUR choice.I don't need you making choices for me or telling me what is and isn't good for my emotional health.If one gets raped and DOES NOT want to be pregnant who are you tell them they have to be? Abortion should be legal for everybody who wants one not just rape/incest victims,for the simple reason that no human being has the right to substain life by using the body of another why should a fetus have more rights than actual persons?

0

as trump and north korea hurl threats, hawaii prepares for a nuclear attack

0

here's the biggest problem with obama's new trade push

0

obama's greatest oratory performance

0

I never said anything about a conspiracy Peeling. I very clearly gave valid reasons to Consider that scientific GRANTS and pay increases for these scientists are based on making new and previously undiscovered claims that forward the science. That is the greatest motivation to lie, cheat, create and falsify evidence which adds to the scientists personal wealth and further promotes a false science that is rife with selfish motivations to preserve, protect and promote it.

1

naacp calls for more diversity in police lineups

1

open-ended new bill criminalizes whatever black people up to right now

1

That lad was off his guts!!!!!. He is no more addicted to religion then he is to the mental institution in which he escaped from!

0

duterte says he may impose martial law if drug problem worsens

1

detective not sure he was close enough to partner to endlessly pursue killer

0

Wow. A very unusual and distressing story, and probably why saline abortions are no longer used. It is very unfortunate for her to have to live with that disability.

0

kylie jenner spends sunday in a bikini

1

Your god sees no degree of sins. Shaving your beard, baby-rape, etc, are all punishable by death. That is, unless you repent. emoticonXBanghead

0

3 reminders that can help you raise resilient kids

0

The Bible does not say that it is inerrant. And if it did, what if it was wrong? The Bible is only one source of authority for Christians.

0

Well you think wrong. The Second Amendment is individual, it's tied to all lawful uses of firearms, and the game is over. You lost.

1

obama, tennessee titans have no clue why team invited to white house

1

son in iraq or something

1

yosemite closed indefinitely after bear spotted in park

0

republican sen. gardner torches sessions over pot reversal

1

The catholic church doesn't believe in the death penalty. Huh. Funny how facts get in the way of your arguments eh?

1

box with cooking instructions immediately retrieved from trash

1

cable-tv judge overruled by network-tv judge

1

25-pound ham wedged in parents' refrigerator

0

clinton announces transition leadership should she win in november

1

kavanaugh says it's super embarrassing and sad that christine blasey ford still in love with him

0

texas gov. rick perry indicted for wearing hipster glasses

1

sun pacific unveils new 'hotties' variety of voluptuous, shapely clementines

1

breaking: fuck, fuck, fuck, this got out of hand

0

5 money lessons to teach our daughters

0

They don't have to. The government is exercising violence by threatening people with jail time if they cause injury to somebody else who's attacking them.