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1	inside: america's love affair with neurotic jewry
1	earth ranked number one party planet
0	donald trump reportedly plans to keep james comey as fbi director
0	And i dont really believe in god because he has shown us NO compelling evidence of his existance.
0	dick cheney's staggering iran hypocrisy explored
0	sexual assault survivors' rights act of 2016: 'our nation's laws stand firmly on the side of survivors'
0	how the washington nationals won over a young atlanta braves fan
0	meatless monday: portuguese mashup
1	So the Bible proves the Bible right! Of course! Now I'm converted! emoticonXRolleyes You know cyclical arguments are fallacies, right?
1	study: this descended from wolves
1	american airlines to phase out complimentary cabin pressurization
0	six things we learned from the 'mad men' tca panel
0	have obama's education policies weakened the democratic party?
1	How about other religious theories. What about teaching about the sun god? I don't mean that they believed that, but teach it as a choice because everyone deserves the right to choose in what they believe. Actually let's also teach how the theory of gravity could be wrong and people can choose to believe that invisible fairys pull people down towards the Earth and other massive objects. We should teach the theory of gravity also but we need to give them the choice on what to believe.
0	man opens fire on chicago subway train: police
1	texas schools to no longer teach students about autoerotic asphyxiation
1	area molestation victim wants his bear
0	time to end subsidies that are destroying forests
1	report: male hair loss 7 times more painful than childbirth
0	fbi arrests brother of san bernardino terrorist and 2 others on marriage fraud charges
0	the funniest tweets from parents this week
0	gop: clinton could cost democrats in battle for senate
0	want to harm your relationship? here are 2 easy ways!
0	prank changes highway sign to reference 'christmas vacation'
0	rare rossini and hot jazz at caramoor
1	raid recalls entire line of insecticide after realizing food chain would collapse without bugs
0	stinging for the fences: bees swarm padres training camp again
1	obama to create 17 new jobs by resigning and finally opening that restaurant
0	why i didn't reveal i'm deaf in my online dating profile
1	sessions: 'i am proud to have served white america'
0	Why would they be useless? They aren't useless on birds? And how is this qustion different in any meaningful way from the above? Aren't wings forelimbs with feathers? It seems that soaring or gliding or even faster running would be extremely useful.
1	area man can't remember whether he rented mimic or the relic
0	7+ reasons why bisexual, pansexual, fluid, and queer people need to sign up for health insurance this month
1	wealth-burdened nation grateful for opportunity to spend money at new onion store
0	how this transgender political hopeful plans to capitalize on 'milestone' ruling
1	darfur, ia also in pretty bad shape
0	private prisons, we have a problem
0	the view from brexit britain -- america still has the chance to repudiate hatred
0	mom's hilarious story about her morning shows the hectic life of a parent
0	drunk man incites panic after jumping on bar and praising allah: police
1	revealing spring attire reminds man he nothing more than weak, hormonal ogre
1	I am just passing on what I seen personally. I am not trying to prove anything. Just sharing an observation. PS...from "our" point of view? You got a mouse in your pocket? Please explain.
0	former trump ethics director calls arpaio pardon 'a harbinger of worse to come'
1	pennsylvania republican doubts vote he just suppressed would even have made a difference
0	why democrats would be smart to let donald trump put peter thiel on the supreme court
1	nasa to send earth into space
1	report: female interns earn only three-fourths of college credit that male counterparts do
0	No, there isn't a consensus among Christians, at least not beyond the fact that God was responsible in one way or another for the universe existing. There is no consensus about method.
0	5 bags that fit the new carry-on suggestions (photos)
1	stupid magazine ranks some stupid crap
0	playing an aspiring rapper in 'patti cake$,' danielle macdonald is summer's breakout star
0	one death linked to listeria in dole packaged salad
0	the 'fuller house' season 2 trailer teases a lot of fun
0	colin kaepernick's white parents say they're 'very proud' of him
0	bobby jindal's biggest donors benefited from his administration
0	kerry agrees to testify in front of issa, but not new benghazi committee
0	these photos show the strength of students as they protest gun violence
0	'toy story 4' coming to theaters in 2019
0	first gay couple receives marriage license at jailed kentucky clerk's office
1	4 out of 5 texas dentists advocate the death penalty
1	house cat announces plans to just sit there for 46 minutes
0	iraq is investigating alleged executions of sunnis in fallujah
1	Your own source said the amendments are 11-27. Amazing how the 2A got incorporated into the XIV isn't it without Article V. emoticonXGood
1	"He who laughs last thinks slowest." I think that applies here; what about you?
0	the making of them: tv documentary review (belated)
0	secret service officer arrested in child sexting sting
1	attorney, client privileged
1	lucky dead student gets own page in yearbook
0	service outages strike ahead of pacquiao vs. mayweather fight
0	army judge rules trump comments have not influenced bergdahl case
1	sean spicer cradling comfort pig throughout briefing
0	joe biden tells union workers: 'we build labor, we build the middle class'
1	So the Romans nailed anyone up that organised the community! Did you get that from the film 'Life of Brian'?
1	sony scores big win for playstation 5 after poaching yoshi from nintendo with 10-year $400 million contract
1	dignified cat dressed in adorable, painful sweater
0	things get chilly between ted cruz and marco rubio
0	these 10 meals reveal one thing fast food restaurants still get wrong
1	connecticut man visited by being from another time zone
0	four consequences of a $15 minimum wage
1	congress approves of $250 billion
1	jeopardy! viewer had no idea he knew so much about weasels
0	Actually, my wife and I discuss evolution all the time. She's an evolutionary biologist. She did feel as if she had some duty to watch the show, just to stay on top of the sorts of things being said. She just has a low tolerance for willful stupidity. Which I totally understand. :)
1	pope francis beats confession out of uncooperative catholic
0	polar bear cub sleeps and dreams with cuddly toy in adorable clip
0	spiders inspire fear -- along with novel products that could change the world
0	Actually I don't deal with spanish or french because I don't have to. I speak english. emoticonXRolleyes
0	the louvre gardens are teeming with rats
1	4 copy editors killed in ongoing ap style, chicago manual gang violence
0	This is a separate issue, Voice of Reason. Some didn't understand how pro-choice people can say they personally wouldn't do something and/or think something is wrong but still support other's right to do it, and that's what I was answering.
1	huckabee sanders warns stormy daniels' disclosures just steamy, sexy distraction from real issues
1	new poll finds death of spouse most liberating experience in life
0	watch as stephen colbert hilariously tries to seize control of the dnc podium
0	There is no need for prey animals to grow a third or forth eye as a defense mechanism. Binocular vision works. Its balanced and can render 3d positioning in the mind accurately. The lizard that you mentioned is born with a spot sensitive to light which helps the body absorb vitamin d, as humans do due to skin that is light-sensitive to a certain extent. It isn't an eye for defending against predators, and it doesn't need one. As for insects, the fact that they've survived for such a long time goes to show that they have adapted adequately and are doing well. Have you tried sneaking up on a fly lately?
0	Obviously the correct thing to do is kill the zygote. The thing that bothers me about this whole thing is some of the people that said they would refuse to choose. This is characteristic of your typical wimpy religious copout and is nothing but a cheep avoidance tactic. These people are not the kind of people that should be making any important decisions that concern other people so I guess its just as well. A zygote is no more viable then a sperm. The attempt to call a zygote a living being is simply more evidence that the religious have no common sense.
1	1998 powerball winner returns to food-service job
0	the real mothers of mother's day
0	i am an immigrant: from food shortage to food network
0	Please read carefully. He was talking about the US population, not the world. The initial post was NOT detailing population control but bringing up the issue of resource allocation and parenting.
0	the undocu-care-van heads to sacramento
1	...that is on every single one of his posts? Still going to claim you read other peoples stuff properly?

1

inside: america's love affair with neurotic jewry

1

earth ranked number one party planet

0

donald trump reportedly plans to keep james comey as fbi director

0

And i dont really believe in god because he has shown us NO compelling evidence of his existance.

0

dick cheney's staggering iran hypocrisy explored

0

sexual assault survivors' rights act of 2016: 'our nation's laws stand firmly on the side of survivors'

0

how the washington nationals won over a young atlanta braves fan

0

meatless monday: portuguese mashup

1

So the Bible proves the Bible right! Of course! Now I'm converted! emoticonXRolleyes You know cyclical arguments are fallacies, right?

1

study: this descended from wolves

1

american airlines to phase out complimentary cabin pressurization

0

six things we learned from the 'mad men' tca panel

0

have obama's education policies weakened the democratic party?

1

How about other religious theories. What about teaching about the sun god? I don't mean that they believed that, but teach it as a choice because everyone deserves the right to choose in what they believe. Actually let's also teach how the theory of gravity could be wrong and people can choose to believe that invisible fairys pull people down towards the Earth and other massive objects. We should teach the theory of gravity also but we need to give them the choice on what to believe.

0

man opens fire on chicago subway train: police

1

texas schools to no longer teach students about autoerotic asphyxiation

1

area molestation victim wants his bear

0

time to end subsidies that are destroying forests

1

report: male hair loss 7 times more painful than childbirth

0

fbi arrests brother of san bernardino terrorist and 2 others on marriage fraud charges

0

the funniest tweets from parents this week

0

gop: clinton could cost democrats in battle for senate

0

want to harm your relationship? here are 2 easy ways!

0

prank changes highway sign to reference 'christmas vacation'

0

rare rossini and hot jazz at caramoor

1

raid recalls entire line of insecticide after realizing food chain would collapse without bugs

0

stinging for the fences: bees swarm padres training camp again

1

obama to create 17 new jobs by resigning and finally opening that restaurant

0

why i didn't reveal i'm deaf in my online dating profile

1

sessions: 'i am proud to have served white america'

0

Why would they be useless? They aren't useless on birds? And how is this qustion different in any meaningful way from the above? Aren't wings forelimbs with feathers? It seems that soaring or gliding or even faster running would be extremely useful.

1

area man can't remember whether he rented mimic or the relic

0

7+ reasons why bisexual, pansexual, fluid, and queer people need to sign up for health insurance this month

1

wealth-burdened nation grateful for opportunity to spend money at new onion store

0

how this transgender political hopeful plans to capitalize on 'milestone' ruling

1

darfur, ia also in pretty bad shape

0

private prisons, we have a problem

0

the view from brexit britain -- america still has the chance to repudiate hatred

0

mom's hilarious story about her morning shows the hectic life of a parent

0

drunk man incites panic after jumping on bar and praising allah: police

1

revealing spring attire reminds man he nothing more than weak, hormonal ogre

1

I am just passing on what I seen personally. I am not trying to prove anything. Just sharing an observation. PS...from "our" point of view? You got a mouse in your pocket? Please explain.

0

former trump ethics director calls arpaio pardon 'a harbinger of worse to come'

1

pennsylvania republican doubts vote he just suppressed would even have made a difference

0

why democrats would be smart to let donald trump put peter thiel on the supreme court

1

nasa to send earth into space

1

report: female interns earn only three-fourths of college credit that male counterparts do

0

No, there isn't a consensus among Christians, at least not beyond the fact that God was responsible in one way or another for the universe existing. There is no consensus about method.

0

5 bags that fit the new carry-on suggestions (photos)

1

stupid magazine ranks some stupid crap

0

playing an aspiring rapper in 'patti cake$,' danielle macdonald is summer's breakout star

0

one death linked to listeria in dole packaged salad

0

the 'fuller house' season 2 trailer teases a lot of fun

0

colin kaepernick's white parents say they're 'very proud' of him

0

bobby jindal's biggest donors benefited from his administration

0

kerry agrees to testify in front of issa, but not new benghazi committee

0

these photos show the strength of students as they protest gun violence

0

'toy story 4' coming to theaters in 2019

0

first gay couple receives marriage license at jailed kentucky clerk's office

1

4 out of 5 texas dentists advocate the death penalty

1

house cat announces plans to just sit there for 46 minutes

0

iraq is investigating alleged executions of sunnis in fallujah

1

Your own source said the amendments are 11-27. Amazing how the 2A got incorporated into the XIV isn't it without Article V. emoticonXGood

1

"He who laughs last thinks slowest." I think that applies here; what about you?

0

the making of them: tv documentary review (belated)

0

secret service officer arrested in child sexting sting

1

attorney, client privileged

1

lucky dead student gets own page in yearbook

0

service outages strike ahead of pacquiao vs. mayweather fight

0

army judge rules trump comments have not influenced bergdahl case

1

sean spicer cradling comfort pig throughout briefing

0

joe biden tells union workers: 'we build labor, we build the middle class'

1

So the Romans nailed anyone up that organised the community! Did you get that from the film 'Life of Brian'?

1

sony scores big win for playstation 5 after poaching yoshi from nintendo with 10-year $400 million contract

1

dignified cat dressed in adorable, painful sweater

0

things get chilly between ted cruz and marco rubio

0

these 10 meals reveal one thing fast food restaurants still get wrong

1

connecticut man visited by being from another time zone

0

four consequences of a $15 minimum wage

1

congress approves of $250 billion

1

jeopardy! viewer had no idea he knew so much about weasels

0

Actually, my wife and I discuss evolution all the time. She's an evolutionary biologist. She did feel as if she had some duty to watch the show, just to stay on top of the sorts of things being said. She just has a low tolerance for willful stupidity. Which I totally understand. :)

1

pope francis beats confession out of uncooperative catholic

0

polar bear cub sleeps and dreams with cuddly toy in adorable clip

0

spiders inspire fear -- along with novel products that could change the world

0

Actually I don't deal with spanish or french because I don't have to. I speak english. emoticonXRolleyes

0

the louvre gardens are teeming with rats

1

4 copy editors killed in ongoing ap style, chicago manual gang violence

0

This is a separate issue, Voice of Reason. Some didn't understand how pro-choice people can say they personally wouldn't do something and/or think something is wrong but still support other's right to do it, and that's what I was answering.

1

huckabee sanders warns stormy daniels' disclosures just steamy, sexy distraction from real issues

1

new poll finds death of spouse most liberating experience in life

0

watch as stephen colbert hilariously tries to seize control of the dnc podium

0

There is no need for prey animals to grow a third or forth eye as a defense mechanism. Binocular vision works. Its balanced and can render 3d positioning in the mind accurately. The lizard that you mentioned is born with a spot sensitive to light which helps the body absorb vitamin d, as humans do due to skin that is light-sensitive to a certain extent. It isn't an eye for defending against predators, and it doesn't need one. As for insects, the fact that they've survived for such a long time goes to show that they have adapted adequately and are doing well. Have you tried sneaking up on a fly lately?

0

Obviously the correct thing to do is kill the zygote. The thing that bothers me about this whole thing is some of the people that said they would refuse to choose. This is characteristic of your typical wimpy religious copout and is nothing but a cheep avoidance tactic. These people are not the kind of people that should be making any important decisions that concern other people so I guess its just as well. A zygote is no more viable then a sperm. The attempt to call a zygote a living being is simply more evidence that the religious have no common sense.

1

1998 powerball winner returns to food-service job

0

the real mothers of mother's day

0

i am an immigrant: from food shortage to food network

0

Please read carefully. He was talking about the US population, not the world. The initial post was NOT detailing population control but bringing up the issue of resource allocation and parenting.

0

the undocu-care-van heads to sacramento

1

...that is on every single one of his posts? Still going to claim you read other peoples stuff properly?