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0	a global meditation for world peace, december 12, 2014
0	caught on camera: suspect bird-naps peacock
0	colbert mocks 'kellyanne kanye' for his bizarre pro-trump tweetstorm
1	So, I guess in your view, educating people against prejudice and intolerance is a bad thing.
1	industrial light & magic creates believable storyline
0	Being new isn't a problem. Nor is uncertainty about a position. The way to learn is to ask questions in appropriate places. However, a problem with message boards is that, without experience, it may be difficult to tell who is speaking from knowledge and who is speaking from ignorance or faith.
1	modest isis leader credits promotion entirely to drone strikes
0	15 darling circle bags to complete your spring wardrobe
0	one of the dea's most wanted drug traffickers pleads to be left in peace
0	30 things i've learned about life and kindness in my 30s
1	alarming study finds 60% of americans don't know where their next value meal going to come from
0	supreme court makes slip-up in death penalty case
0	hating refugees is pretty much as american as apple pie
1	'please don't feed the poor' campaign catching on
0	when i'm forced to see color in my colorblind marriage
1	well, doesn't area businessman look dapper for his big flight to philadelphia
0	Well I think that the geology of the planet would influence everything. From religions to morals and scientific progression. Because long ago on our planet Europe not only thought the world was flat and they could fall over at the edge into an abyss but Europe generally didn't have knowledge of the Asian cultures until the silk road was active. If the asian and european cultures were not so greatly distanced from each other history would have been greatly changed to the extent that compared to our world would be pretty loopy
1	report: you have been selected to make a purchase at the onion store
0	gm wants to fill the gap volkswagen's dieselgate scandal left
1	nation's loyalists compete in annual nigel's bangers and mash eating contest
0	teacher removed from classroom over white nationalist podcast says it's satire
1	man unsure how fellow diners got impression appetizer was ordered for table
0	jazz jennings has a message – and a mission
0	chris pratt's son is totally trolling him
1	PROJECTION, again.... I'm amazed you can't recognise the amount you do it....
0	prog noir and beyond: conversations with tony levin, cactus' carmine appice, jim mccarty, and jake shimabukuro
1	woman hopes husband doesn't notice she lost wedding ring finger over weekend
1	You could probably use it since in all likelihood you know absolutely nothing about it.
0	'i don't feel safe calling the police': new yorkers march against police violence
1	guest given air mattress that will slowly deflate throughout night
0	do not bring your kids to 'measles parties,' doctors warn
0	Evolution doesn't explain the event. The event is an example of evolution - a change in the frequency of alleles in a populatioin over time. The explanation may or may not be evolution by natural selection. You merely asserted that based on your imagined case.
1	tapas arriving too fast
1	late-working ceo calls out for coffee in vain
0	where the money went: trump details fundraising for vets
0	north carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback
0	Well, viability now is around 23-25 weeks gestation and really is based on weight more than age. Howeverm the past push towards heroic intervention is now tempered by the rather horrific disabilities and complications seen at the younger age
0	john kasich is seemingly baffled by young women who get politics
0	why taking a risk is a must for creativity
1	atlantic ocean excited to move into beautiful beachfront mansion soon
0	u.s. senators share their #metoo sex harassment stories
1	ira, hamas sweep 1990 bombie awards
0	5 types of annoying people to avoid at all costs
0	bodies of 6 marines in nepal crash id'd
1	charlottesville suspect might have received tacit support from high-level government figure
0	the epiphany in all of us
1	new sitcom pulls back the envelope
1	sierra club withdraws support of controversial fern
0	on losing my first friend
0	i wore crocs to work for a week — and lived to tell the tale
1	bush vows to do 'that thing gore just said, only better'
0	hugh laurie returns to the doctor game, except in chance he has none of the answers
1	baby feels foolish after realizing stranger waving at toddler next seat over
0	bank of america touts going green but funnels billions into fossil fuels
0	ryan to unveil policy agenda, starting with anti-poverty initiative
1	robert de niro to turn 58 for movie role
0	munich shooter planned attacks for a year, german authorities say
0	'1984' sales spike after kellyanne conway's orwellian interview
0	three arrested with cache of weapons, some loaded, near holland tunnel
0	Well, that is PART of the Scientific Theory of Evolution. There is more to the Scientific Theory, such as adaptation to local changes in the environment and the ability to use new niches and so on.
0	donald trump appoints rick santorum to catholic advisory committee
0	ann romney's grandma tips are 'freakin' awesome'
1	underprotective father demands daughter arrive home by 10 a.m.
0	It's been reported in the Telegraph as well as several other news outlets. Want to slander them as well or do you want to try to disprove their story based on its content. I suggest the former, because the University has already confirmed the authenticity of the e-mails and documents. emoticonXRolleyes
0	Just this morning there was an article in the paper about a woman in the Extreme Southern part of Texas in Brownsville being shot "with a stray bullet from Mexican soldiers" on our side of the river. Over 80% of the crimes are committed by Mexican gang members, many of which are ex-soldiers and drug enforcement for the mafias.Nope, not safe at all when foreign invaders attack Texans on our side of the river and do pseudo cop break and enters of homes or robbery of businesses.That is a good example of the importance of being armed. One county sheriff along the river encouraged citizens to get armed just for that purpose, freely admitting that his officers will not be there when they are needed the most. We Texans have kidnapping and ransome too but reserve our right to protect ourselves unlike EuroAsia who has copitulated entirely.You were saying?
1	I see. So physical punishment for sin is now unnecssary? Intriguing. Do tell. Seriously, I am curious where you go with this. And finally:
0	So, IOW, you are saying that those of us who are intelligent enough to realize that your non existent imaginary god doesn't exist have a chemical imbalance? Wow, that's quite a stretch even for you Archie baby.
1	theater major has too long borne shakespeare teacher's blunt upbraidings, bitter scoffs
1	gunman kills zero at kansas city area mall
1	And you feel that those who cannot afford to pay can die slowly and painfully in a pool of their own vomit. What a caring chap you are! But the US health care system will still be doing a terrific job. I do hope this is not a popular opinion in the US. Mind you it does seem to be the American opinion with regards to the rest of the world too, so . . . .
0	of course jesus is black: 'that s**t doesn't happen to white people'
0	Yes, but our cells, are functional. It's cells are not yet functional beyond dividing.
0	unprecedented opportunities: online learning explosion empowers gendiy
1	cow excited to freak the fuck out during solar eclipse
0	riz ahmed's emmy is a win for south asian representation on tv
1	Duh! Maybe the folks who wrote the Book of Yasher had access to Manetho. emoticonXRolleyes
1	4-year-old shows new doll the ropes
0	fishermen hook massive rare sawfish in stunning catch and release
0	tormund and the hound singing could melt the night king's icy heart
1	17-year cicadas horrified to learn about 9/11
1	carlos santana surprises wife with coupon for free 45-minute guitar solo
1	area mom adds ankle weights to already bizarre workout routine
1	hanes introduces new no-way panties
0	debbie wasserman schultz faces tough primary without help from democratic campaign arm
1	stephen miller rewards self after day of speechwriting with trip to see children in local ice detention center
0	swarthmore college president surprises community
0	And yet you can offer nothing to show it's impossible! It most certainly is a plausible explaination! Fairytale?!? Don't think so, a logical path for the developement of the avian lung.
1	owl can't remember which direction to rotate head back
1	guy from pringles ad convicted of murder on law & order
1	pregnant wife has no idea which jonas brother she married
0	Because there are people who are trying to deny the theory of evolution it's place as a vital part of public school's biology curriculum.
0	Do you have a quote? a link? anything to make us think that you're not spinning this like you tend to spin everything else?Here's something you didn't think through: you say that "inherent" human dignity is a derivative of the image-of-God claim. First, that makes it most certainly not inherent but derived. Second, you insult the entire human race when you claim that human dignity is dependent upon anything else. I'm sorry that you think so little of humans.
0	trevor noah gets a big 'ken boner'
0	jeb bush campaign adviser serves on board of predatory college itt
0	a letter to my teenage daughter
1	vilsack stays up all night with sick corn plant
1	illinois supreme court deems rahm emanuel sleazy enough to run for mayor of chicago
0	That viability isn't a good basis for determining abortion laws? That the point in a pregnancy when a fetus is viable is earlier than once believed owing to medical advances? Do you think this has no realistic limit?
1	mother, daughter exchange encoded menstruation-related message over dinner table
1	barnes & noble creates stripper/prostitute memoir section

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a global meditation for world peace, december 12, 2014

0

caught on camera: suspect bird-naps peacock

0

colbert mocks 'kellyanne kanye' for his bizarre pro-trump tweetstorm

1

So, I guess in your view, educating people against prejudice and intolerance is a bad thing.

1

industrial light & magic creates believable storyline

0

Being new isn't a problem. Nor is uncertainty about a position. The way to learn is to ask questions in appropriate places. However, a problem with message boards is that, without experience, it may be difficult to tell who is speaking from knowledge and who is speaking from ignorance or faith.

1

modest isis leader credits promotion entirely to drone strikes

0

15 darling circle bags to complete your spring wardrobe

0

one of the dea's most wanted drug traffickers pleads to be left in peace

0

30 things i've learned about life and kindness in my 30s

1

alarming study finds 60% of americans don't know where their next value meal going to come from

0

supreme court makes slip-up in death penalty case

0

hating refugees is pretty much as american as apple pie

1

'please don't feed the poor' campaign catching on

0

when i'm forced to see color in my colorblind marriage

1

well, doesn't area businessman look dapper for his big flight to philadelphia

0

Well I think that the geology of the planet would influence everything. From religions to morals and scientific progression. Because long ago on our planet Europe not only thought the world was flat and they could fall over at the edge into an abyss but Europe generally didn't have knowledge of the Asian cultures until the silk road was active. If the asian and european cultures were not so greatly distanced from each other history would have been greatly changed to the extent that compared to our world would be pretty loopy

1

report: you have been selected to make a purchase at the onion store

0

gm wants to fill the gap volkswagen's dieselgate scandal left

1

nation's loyalists compete in annual nigel's bangers and mash eating contest

0

teacher removed from classroom over white nationalist podcast says it's satire

1

man unsure how fellow diners got impression appetizer was ordered for table

0

jazz jennings has a message – and a mission

0

chris pratt's son is totally trolling him

1

PROJECTION, again.... I'm amazed you can't recognise the amount you do it....

0

prog noir and beyond: conversations with tony levin, cactus' carmine appice, jim mccarty, and jake shimabukuro

1

woman hopes husband doesn't notice she lost wedding ring finger over weekend

1

You could probably use it since in all likelihood you know absolutely nothing about it.

0

'i don't feel safe calling the police': new yorkers march against police violence

1

guest given air mattress that will slowly deflate throughout night

0

do not bring your kids to 'measles parties,' doctors warn

0

Evolution doesn't explain the event. The event is an example of evolution - a change in the frequency of alleles in a populatioin over time. The explanation may or may not be evolution by natural selection. You merely asserted that based on your imagined case.

1

tapas arriving too fast

1

late-working ceo calls out for coffee in vain

0

where the money went: trump details fundraising for vets

0

north carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback

0

Well, viability now is around 23-25 weeks gestation and really is based on weight more than age. Howeverm the past push towards heroic intervention is now tempered by the rather horrific disabilities and complications seen at the younger age

0

john kasich is seemingly baffled by young women who get politics

0

why taking a risk is a must for creativity

1

atlantic ocean excited to move into beautiful beachfront mansion soon

0

u.s. senators share their #metoo sex harassment stories

1

ira, hamas sweep 1990 bombie awards

0

5 types of annoying people to avoid at all costs

0

bodies of 6 marines in nepal crash id'd

1

charlottesville suspect might have received tacit support from high-level government figure

0

the epiphany in all of us

1

new sitcom pulls back the envelope

1

sierra club withdraws support of controversial fern

0

on losing my first friend

0

i wore crocs to work for a week — and lived to tell the tale

1

bush vows to do 'that thing gore just said, only better'

0

hugh laurie returns to the doctor game, except in chance he has none of the answers

1

baby feels foolish after realizing stranger waving at toddler next seat over

0

bank of america touts going green but funnels billions into fossil fuels

0

ryan to unveil policy agenda, starting with anti-poverty initiative

1

robert de niro to turn 58 for movie role

0

munich shooter planned attacks for a year, german authorities say

0

'1984' sales spike after kellyanne conway's orwellian interview

0

three arrested with cache of weapons, some loaded, near holland tunnel

0

Well, that is PART of the Scientific Theory of Evolution. There is more to the Scientific Theory, such as adaptation to local changes in the environment and the ability to use new niches and so on.

0

donald trump appoints rick santorum to catholic advisory committee

0

ann romney's grandma tips are 'freakin' awesome'

1

underprotective father demands daughter arrive home by 10 a.m.

0

It's been reported in the Telegraph as well as several other news outlets. Want to slander them as well or do you want to try to disprove their story based on its content. I suggest the former, because the University has already confirmed the authenticity of the e-mails and documents. emoticonXRolleyes

0

Just this morning there was an article in the paper about a woman in the Extreme Southern part of Texas in Brownsville being shot "with a stray bullet from Mexican soldiers" on our side of the river. Over 80% of the crimes are committed by Mexican gang members, many of which are ex-soldiers and drug enforcement for the mafias.Nope, not safe at all when foreign invaders attack Texans on our side of the river and do pseudo cop break and enters of homes or robbery of businesses.That is a good example of the importance of being armed. One county sheriff along the river encouraged citizens to get armed just for that purpose, freely admitting that his officers will not be there when they are needed the most. We Texans have kidnapping and ransome too but reserve our right to protect ourselves unlike EuroAsia who has copitulated entirely.You were saying?

1

I see. So physical punishment for sin is now unnecssary? Intriguing. Do tell. Seriously, I am curious where you go with this. And finally:

0

So, IOW, you are saying that those of us who are intelligent enough to realize that your non existent imaginary god doesn't exist have a chemical imbalance? Wow, that's quite a stretch even for you Archie baby.

1

theater major has too long borne shakespeare teacher's blunt upbraidings, bitter scoffs

1

gunman kills zero at kansas city area mall

1

And you feel that those who cannot afford to pay can die slowly and painfully in a pool of their own vomit. What a caring chap you are! But the US health care system will still be doing a terrific job. I do hope this is not a popular opinion in the US. Mind you it does seem to be the American opinion with regards to the rest of the world too, so . . . .

0

of course jesus is black: 'that s**t doesn't happen to white people'

0

Yes, but our cells, are functional. It's cells are not yet functional beyond dividing.

0

unprecedented opportunities: online learning explosion empowers gendiy

1

cow excited to freak the fuck out during solar eclipse

0

riz ahmed's emmy is a win for south asian representation on tv

1

Duh! Maybe the folks who wrote the Book of Yasher had access to Manetho. emoticonXRolleyes

1

4-year-old shows new doll the ropes

0

fishermen hook massive rare sawfish in stunning catch and release

0

tormund and the hound singing could melt the night king's icy heart

1

17-year cicadas horrified to learn about 9/11

1

carlos santana surprises wife with coupon for free 45-minute guitar solo

1

area mom adds ankle weights to already bizarre workout routine

1

hanes introduces new no-way panties

0

debbie wasserman schultz faces tough primary without help from democratic campaign arm

1

stephen miller rewards self after day of speechwriting with trip to see children in local ice detention center

0

swarthmore college president surprises community

0

And yet you can offer nothing to show it's impossible! It most certainly is a plausible explaination! Fairytale?!? Don't think so, a logical path for the developement of the avian lung.

1

owl can't remember which direction to rotate head back

1

guy from pringles ad convicted of murder on law & order

1

pregnant wife has no idea which jonas brother she married

0

Because there are people who are trying to deny the theory of evolution it's place as a vital part of public school's biology curriculum.

0

Do you have a quote? a link? anything to make us think that you're not spinning this like you tend to spin everything else?Here's something you didn't think through: you say that "inherent" human dignity is a derivative of the image-of-God claim. First, that makes it most certainly not inherent but derived. Second, you insult the entire human race when you claim that human dignity is dependent upon anything else. I'm sorry that you think so little of humans.

0

trevor noah gets a big 'ken boner'

0

jeb bush campaign adviser serves on board of predatory college itt

0

a letter to my teenage daughter

1

vilsack stays up all night with sick corn plant

1

illinois supreme court deems rahm emanuel sleazy enough to run for mayor of chicago

0

That viability isn't a good basis for determining abortion laws? That the point in a pregnancy when a fetus is viable is earlier than once believed owing to medical advances? Do you think this has no realistic limit?

1

mother, daughter exchange encoded menstruation-related message over dinner table

1

barnes & noble creates stripper/prostitute memoir section