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0	trump executive order helps cement guantanamo's status as a forever prison
0	one way to make college worth it: help students feel like someone cares about them
0	jason isbell is one nashville-based singer unafraid to talk politics
0	afl-cio bucks progressive allies, backs dakota access pipeline
1	american dental association recommends making your gums hurt really bad once a day
0	the supreme court let a man die. he was executed with the wrong drug.
1	richard branson's global-warming donation nearly as much as cost of failed balloon trips
0	report: gop candidate against gay marriage was once a gay female impersonator
0	this is where students get suspended from school the most
0	the world war ii-era women who broke up the disney boys' club
1	I tried. Again I say, this discussion has nothing to do with my spiritual integrity. I'm amazed that you are able to judge its soundness from the total lack of related information regarding same. My suggestion is that you request a total refund of all monies you and any of your associates may have spent on tuition. You were robbed! You might also look into punitive damages. emoticonXBye
0	i don't fight because i'm violent -- i fight because the world is
1	grandfather's advice pretty bad for someone who's lived that long
1	midwestern tornado destroys 4 world's largest objects
1	north american children begin summer migration to dad's
0	proof that apple watch owners are desperate to convert you to their side
0	mom gives excuse for son's absence that even hermione would accept
1	government closes case on ufos after determining sightings just routine psylandorian patrol ships
1	Dear Hypocrite, Do you wish to be a competent poster and actually respond to questions and requests? If so, please answer my request (on the other thread) and I will be happy to answer your questions.
1	christian bale loses 40 years for upcoming movie role
1	keebler expands line of residence-themed crackers
0	Which of course says volumes. On the other hand such metaphors are appropriate in many cases. For example consider the vaccination program for smallpox which eradicated the disease FAPP. It was indeed a struggle and new tools and techniques were critical to reaching the objective. From Jenner to the end of the virus as a human pathogen.
1	gop throws all financial support behind one candidate
0	a warm welcome in mumbai
0	a dirty little secret about my sex life
1	google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy
0	the top 12 beauty tips we learned from our moms
0	No argument there. I wasn't asked if I wanted my federal tax dollars to go towards same sex benefits in violation of DOMA. :xcensored
1	study finds more americans waiting to start secret second families until later in life
0	another goper has compared planned parenthood to nazi germany
1	cnn anchors speechless after guest goes on long, coherent thought
1	realistic day planner only includes first couple weeks after purchase
1	So put the criminals to death, don't let them see daylight again.
0	why antidepressants won't solve the depression epidemic
0	ancient gravestone used as battering ram in lightning jewelry store heist
1	'en passant,' whispers mueller as he knocks another pawn off chessboard in shadowy, dimly lit office
0	Thats a very good question. To be honest - I would prefer no legislation period - but I would not get up in arms about a late term restriction like I described because 1) a fetus could very well survive outside of the mom at that point, 2) most reputable doctors won't conduct an abortion at that stage without a legitimate medical reason anyway.
1	jenny sanford: 'i'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws'
0	runaways, neglect and abuse cast shadow on massachusetts school
1	archaeologists apologize for murdering last remaining neanderthal in fit of crazed bloodlust
1	I agree, it is pure genius...especially how it has infiltrated politics and governments. emoticonXBanghead
1	45% of items in woman's apartment have word 'love' written on them
0	gop senator: my family went from 'cotton to congress in a lifetime'
0	here is how phil jackson and the knicks can win free agency
0	abdul malik abdul kareem guilty of conspiring to support isis in texas attack
0	chrissy metz says she was physically abused by her stepfather as a teen
0	Wouldn't it be wonderful if every woman in the world had access to decent prenatal care, if every woman in the world could be guanateed safe childbirth, wouldn't it be wonderful? The entire series is at: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/10/opinion/10gift.html And, if men had to suffer the torture of being in labor for a week and having their insides torn out, don't you think the male-centered world would truly care more about the welfare of women and children?
0	Nearly all the food humans eat today, even in the Western world is GM including maize, tomatoes, and soy, etc, etc. used as ingredients in products such some soymilk. Essentially everything is with the exception of "organic". However, as i noted above, I wouldn't make this argument because I think GM soy esecially is not very healthy for people snd GM foods tend to be more prone to bacterial infection which can make people sick. I haven't read from all sides, however.
0	Plenty of instances of killings at courthouses to prove you wrong. And let's not forget the biggest case of murder of innocent unarmed people in a gun-free zone. That's right, September 11th. Everybody but the terrorists were unarmed, everybody died. Can't get any worse than that.
0	You know, your comparison of those that fought to end segregation, to those that fight to enact gun ban and gun control laws, is nothing more than a cheap and dirty tactic that does nothing to address the issue, and everything to suggest that breaking the law is alright if you're a politician or legislator. There's a very large difference between people like Rosa Parks, and the mayor of Philadelphia; gun ownership is protected by the Constitution, segregation wasn't. The fact that you're comparing those who instituted civil disobedience for good reasons, to those who want to violate state laws to pass their own laws because they think they know better and have a right to do so, just shows that you can't address the point at hand.
1	divorcing parents assure anxious kids that dog still loves them
1	serta wholesaler lets customers cut their own length of mattress
0	computer science in vietnam: counting down to the hour of code
1	alan rickman ends pizza delivery order with ominous 'so be it'
1	crucifix a testament to man's wealth
1	Don't be hatin' my friend. We have to deal with "criminals freely walking the streets" here. There goes one now.emoticonXKill I like the snow. Especially in a paper cone with some syrup.
0	Actually you're wrong. Actually you're very, very wrong. The 5th Amendment, and all the other amendments in the Bill of Rights, only provide protections against government interference, not interference from your neighbors and people who don't have governmental jobs.But just for the sake of argument, if you want to argue how the man's rights were violated, how about we discuss the rights of the woman? Doesn't she have a right to not be raped? Doesn't she have a right to be secure in her own home against forced invasion?
0	ferguson police officer shot
1	So do you think that the earth is hundreds of millions of years old?
0	the funniest tweets from parents this week
0	is 'having it all' possible for dads, too?
0	whole foods recalls maytag blue cheese due to listeria risk
1	hillary clinton clearly tailoring debate answers to unclaimed new york superdelegate
1	Yup, dismissing spirituality selfishly, one can conveniently substitute religions like "legal-ism". So, a human-mother is equal to the abilities/wisdom of God now? - Interesting thing: How many mothers do you know, who can successfully champion a person (hiding in coma-states of mind)? Annie
1	north korea releases new paintings of healthy kim jong il
0	this poor kitty puts our seasonal allergies to shame
1	dying woman sorry she won't get to see 37-year-old son grow up
1	pentagon to withhold budget figures out of respect for american families
1	So what's your point, Bush is as Liberal as the most Liberal Senator in Congress?
1	stomach sets aside synthetic additives until it has a few minutes to figure out how to digest them
0	if your doctor won't give you an iud because you haven't had kids, you need a new doctor
0	with friends like these: trump speaks among bigots who want lgbt people dead
1	town nervously welcomes veteran back home
0	Apparently you thought I was claiming that pro-lifers thought that the baby's life was more valuable than the mother's life. So I clarified:
0	angela merkel vows g20 won't bow to trump on climate change
1	I specified that I was talking about CONSERVATIVES. What is there about that that makes you think I am talking about you? Are you "plural"? Do YOU define the "conservative" stance? There is no right-minded analysis which can take what I said about the CONSERVATIVE stance and pretend that I had to have been talking about you, unless one assumes you ARE THE "conservative stance". And considering you profess libertarian, it makes it even more bizarre that you pretend to interpret things in such a way...
1	national interest in anything hovering around 3 percent
1	secret service not sure if that suit of armor was in oval office yesterday
0	coroner to investigate police killing of rock thrower
1	area man feels even lazier when he thinks about how much isis has accomplished this year
0	actually, cnn's jeffrey lord has been 'indefensible' for a while
0	i'm the crystal (and so are you): a poem for cold times
1	bath & body works unveils new soothing eucalyptus road flare
1	mom triumphantly drags hotel pool lounge chair back to family like fresh kill
1	clinton's lower lip 'very concerned' about albanian crisis
1	jfk jr. celebrates 10,000th coupling
1	Haven't we all . The difference is some of us know that most people have or will and that it does not make us a fount of knowledge. As you show us so well.
0	mark hamill rips his role in 'last jedi': 'he's not my luke skywalker'
1	supreme court mistakenly used belgium's constitution for last 3 rulings
1	no-makeup look easier to achieve than elle claims
1	Got to watch the sneer and smear channel. Rachel Maddow will be frothing out of mouth and nose.
1	emoticonXRolleyes Drink Kool-Aid often? No major party in the US supports the mass murder of an entire race of people.
1	dozens of panicked mar-a-lago guests crowd front desk to check out after fbi agents spotted at hotel
0	I hardly see why you feel called upon to explain how a hypthetical entity that does not in fact exist requires an explanation at all! There is no evidence of any sprititual entity or spiritual component to any physical entity.
1	ice cream truck driver going to let these kids sweat a little bit before stopping
1	cellmate tired of suge knight's constant stories of '90s rap beefs
1	paul hogan keeps pitching crocodile dundee saturday-morning cartoon
0	2 koreas make history marching under unified flag in olympics opener
0	I'd say no to the first part, and yes to the second. The "information theory" argument is something that gets brought up on forums alot, generally by people who don't know what information theory is, but I've never seen an "official" ID person claim it as a central argument. The basic argument is that stuff, from the universe, to people, to eyeballs, to DNA, is too complex to have "just happened". Someone, (and they won't say God, cause their not trying to be religious here, oh no...) must have designed them.
1	pork chop trapped in airtight container

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trump executive order helps cement guantanamo's status as a forever prison

0

one way to make college worth it: help students feel like someone cares about them

0

jason isbell is one nashville-based singer unafraid to talk politics

0

afl-cio bucks progressive allies, backs dakota access pipeline

1

american dental association recommends making your gums hurt really bad once a day

0

the supreme court let a man die. he was executed with the wrong drug.

1

richard branson's global-warming donation nearly as much as cost of failed balloon trips

0

report: gop candidate against gay marriage was once a gay female impersonator

0

this is where students get suspended from school the most

0

the world war ii-era women who broke up the disney boys' club

1

I tried. Again I say, this discussion has nothing to do with my spiritual integrity. I'm amazed that you are able to judge its soundness from the total lack of related information regarding same. My suggestion is that you request a total refund of all monies you and any of your associates may have spent on tuition. You were robbed! You might also look into punitive damages. emoticonXBye

0

i don't fight because i'm violent -- i fight because the world is

1

grandfather's advice pretty bad for someone who's lived that long

1

midwestern tornado destroys 4 world's largest objects

1

north american children begin summer migration to dad's

0

proof that apple watch owners are desperate to convert you to their side

0

mom gives excuse for son's absence that even hermione would accept

1

government closes case on ufos after determining sightings just routine psylandorian patrol ships

1

Dear Hypocrite, Do you wish to be a competent poster and actually respond to questions and requests? If so, please answer my request (on the other thread) and I will be happy to answer your questions.

1

christian bale loses 40 years for upcoming movie role

1

keebler expands line of residence-themed crackers

0

Which of course says volumes. On the other hand such metaphors are appropriate in many cases. For example consider the vaccination program for smallpox which eradicated the disease FAPP. It was indeed a struggle and new tools and techniques were critical to reaching the objective. From Jenner to the end of the virus as a human pathogen.

1

gop throws all financial support behind one candidate

0

a warm welcome in mumbai

0

a dirty little secret about my sex life

1

google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy

0

the top 12 beauty tips we learned from our moms

0

No argument there. I wasn't asked if I wanted my federal tax dollars to go towards same sex benefits in violation of DOMA. :xcensored

1

study finds more americans waiting to start secret second families until later in life

0

another goper has compared planned parenthood to nazi germany

1

cnn anchors speechless after guest goes on long, coherent thought

1

realistic day planner only includes first couple weeks after purchase

1

So put the criminals to death, don't let them see daylight again.

0

why antidepressants won't solve the depression epidemic

0

ancient gravestone used as battering ram in lightning jewelry store heist

1

'en passant,' whispers mueller as he knocks another pawn off chessboard in shadowy, dimly lit office

0

Thats a very good question. To be honest - I would prefer no legislation period - but I would not get up in arms about a late term restriction like I described because 1) a fetus could very well survive outside of the mom at that point, 2) most reputable doctors won't conduct an abortion at that stage without a legitimate medical reason anyway.

1

jenny sanford: 'i'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws'

0

runaways, neglect and abuse cast shadow on massachusetts school

1

archaeologists apologize for murdering last remaining neanderthal in fit of crazed bloodlust

1

I agree, it is pure genius...especially how it has infiltrated politics and governments. emoticonXBanghead

1

45% of items in woman's apartment have word 'love' written on them

0

gop senator: my family went from 'cotton to congress in a lifetime'

0

here is how phil jackson and the knicks can win free agency

0

abdul malik abdul kareem guilty of conspiring to support isis in texas attack

0

chrissy metz says she was physically abused by her stepfather as a teen

0

Wouldn't it be wonderful if every woman in the world had access to decent prenatal care, if every woman in the world could be guanateed safe childbirth, wouldn't it be wonderful? The entire series is at: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/10/opinion/10gift.html And, if men had to suffer the torture of being in labor for a week and having their insides torn out, don't you think the male-centered world would truly care more about the welfare of women and children?

0

Nearly all the food humans eat today, even in the Western world is GM including maize, tomatoes, and soy, etc, etc. used as ingredients in products such some soymilk. Essentially everything is with the exception of "organic". However, as i noted above, I wouldn't make this argument because I think GM soy esecially is not very healthy for people snd GM foods tend to be more prone to bacterial infection which can make people sick. I haven't read from all sides, however.

0

Plenty of instances of killings at courthouses to prove you wrong. And let's not forget the biggest case of murder of innocent unarmed people in a gun-free zone. That's right, September 11th. Everybody but the terrorists were unarmed, everybody died. Can't get any worse than that.

0

You know, your comparison of those that fought to end segregation, to those that fight to enact gun ban and gun control laws, is nothing more than a cheap and dirty tactic that does nothing to address the issue, and everything to suggest that breaking the law is alright if you're a politician or legislator. There's a very large difference between people like Rosa Parks, and the mayor of Philadelphia; gun ownership is protected by the Constitution, segregation wasn't. The fact that you're comparing those who instituted civil disobedience for good reasons, to those who want to violate state laws to pass their own laws because they think they know better and have a right to do so, just shows that you can't address the point at hand.

1

divorcing parents assure anxious kids that dog still loves them

1

serta wholesaler lets customers cut their own length of mattress

0

computer science in vietnam: counting down to the hour of code

1

alan rickman ends pizza delivery order with ominous 'so be it'

1

crucifix a testament to man's wealth

1

Don't be hatin' my friend. We have to deal with "criminals freely walking the streets" here. There goes one now.emoticonXKill I like the snow. Especially in a paper cone with some syrup.

0

Actually you're wrong. Actually you're very, very wrong. The 5th Amendment, and all the other amendments in the Bill of Rights, only provide protections against government interference, not interference from your neighbors and people who don't have governmental jobs.But just for the sake of argument, if you want to argue how the man's rights were violated, how about we discuss the rights of the woman? Doesn't she have a right to not be raped? Doesn't she have a right to be secure in her own home against forced invasion?

0

ferguson police officer shot

1

So do you think that the earth is hundreds of millions of years old?

0

the funniest tweets from parents this week

0

is 'having it all' possible for dads, too?

0

whole foods recalls maytag blue cheese due to listeria risk

1

hillary clinton clearly tailoring debate answers to unclaimed new york superdelegate

1

Yup, dismissing *spirituality* selfishly, one can conveniently substitute religions like "legal-ism". So, a human-mother is equal to the abilities/wisdom of God now? - Interesting thing: How many mothers do *you* know, who can successfully *champion* a person (hiding in coma-states of mind)? Annie

1

north korea releases new paintings of healthy kim jong il

0

this poor kitty puts our seasonal allergies to shame

1

dying woman sorry she won't get to see 37-year-old son grow up

1

pentagon to withhold budget figures out of respect for american families

1

So what's your point, Bush is as Liberal as the most Liberal Senator in Congress?

1

stomach sets aside synthetic additives until it has a few minutes to figure out how to digest them

0

if your doctor won't give you an iud because you haven't had kids, you need a new doctor

0

with friends like these: trump speaks among bigots who want lgbt people dead

1

town nervously welcomes veteran back home

0

Apparently you thought I was claiming that pro-lifers thought that the baby's life was more valuable than the mother's life. So I clarified:

0

angela merkel vows g20 won't bow to trump on climate change

1

I specified that I was talking about CONSERVATIVES. What is there about that that makes you think I am talking about you? Are you "plural"? Do YOU define the "conservative" stance? There is no right-minded analysis which can take what I said about the CONSERVATIVE stance and pretend that I had to have been talking about you, unless one assumes you ARE THE "conservative stance". And considering you profess libertarian, it makes it even more bizarre that you pretend to interpret things in such a way...

1

national interest in anything hovering around 3 percent

1

secret service not sure if that suit of armor was in oval office yesterday

0

coroner to investigate police killing of rock thrower

1

area man feels even lazier when he thinks about how much isis has accomplished this year

0

actually, cnn's jeffrey lord has been 'indefensible' for a while

0

i'm the crystal (and so are you): a poem for cold times

1

bath & body works unveils new soothing eucalyptus road flare

1

mom triumphantly drags hotel pool lounge chair back to family like fresh kill

1

clinton's lower lip 'very concerned' about albanian crisis

1

jfk jr. celebrates 10,000th coupling

1

Haven't we all . The difference is some of us know that most people have or will and that it does not make us a fount of knowledge. As you show us so well.

0

mark hamill rips his role in 'last jedi': 'he's not my luke skywalker'

1

supreme court mistakenly used belgium's constitution for last 3 rulings

1

no-makeup look easier to achieve than elle claims

1

Got to watch the sneer and smear channel. Rachel Maddow will be frothing out of mouth and nose.

1

emoticonXRolleyes Drink Kool-Aid often? No major party in the US supports the mass murder of an entire race of people.

1

dozens of panicked mar-a-lago guests crowd front desk to check out after fbi agents spotted at hotel

0

I hardly see why you feel called upon to explain how a hypthetical entity that does not in fact exist requires an explanation at all! There is no evidence of any sprititual entity or spiritual component to any physical entity.

1

ice cream truck driver going to let these kids sweat a little bit before stopping

1

cellmate tired of suge knight's constant stories of '90s rap beefs

1

paul hogan keeps pitching crocodile dundee saturday-morning cartoon

0

2 koreas make history marching under unified flag in olympics opener

0

I'd say no to the first part, and yes to the second. The "information theory" argument is something that gets brought up on forums alot, generally by people who don't know what information theory is, but I've never seen an "official" ID person claim it as a central argument. The basic argument is that stuff, from the universe, to people, to eyeballs, to DNA, is too complex to have "just happened". Someone, (and they won't say God, cause their not trying to be religious here, oh no...) must have designed them.

1

pork chop trapped in airtight container