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No one over the
age of twelve uses the term
burn in that context | twaiku |
My existence is
a bother to everyone
including myself | twaiku |
Being evil and
hateful has horribly aged
her Plus black don't crack | twaiku |
People who hold ur
hand tightly at times like this
are truly loves u | twaiku |
My younger brother
is my best friend and I have
no shame in that lol | twaiku |
That's the difference
between me you you gone know
how the fuck I feel | twaiku |
I HOPE YOUR QUARTERS
GO TO LAUNDRY I HOPE YOUR
PROBLEMS GO AWAY | twaiku |
Have you ever missed
somebody so bad I mean
like withdrawal bad | twaiku |
Yeah I'm not watching
until Edelman comes back
this is some garbage | twaiku |
Update I didn't
die in Phoenix now I have
to make it to LA | twaiku |
They all start saying
they were there asking why you
never talked to them | twaiku |
True But its value
fluctuations will still be
controlled by the rich | twaiku |
Does the British tax
payer owe this serial
loser a career | twaiku |
Is the issue at
College Station cleared Door chime
cut off announcement | twaiku |
When people care for
you the least you could do is
appreciate it | twaiku |
Facebook got me in
trouble with that you can come
over here now shit | twaiku |
Remember my goal
for this year I ain't giving
up on it baby | twaiku |
What color heels would
you wear with an all green dress
Black Silver Green Blue | twaiku |
im so excited
THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO SERVE
but where is jennie | twaiku |
Wishing the you and
family HEALTH WELLNESS and
SECURITY King | twaiku |
hey after work I'm
taking you out to eat to
make you feel better | twaiku |
Don't expect people
to say thank you but keep track
of the ones that do | twaiku |
travis scott can't make
a bad song even as a
feature change my mind | twaiku |
Don't let people put
limitations on you last
thing FEAR don't exist | twaiku |
I need to study
but I don't mind repeating
this movie Thank you | twaiku |
force sensitive finn's
future husband gay poe is
what we deserve tho | twaiku |
Sometimes make a quick
buck disappear and enjoy
life All quietly | twaiku |
lowery don't care
he didn't win i just care
about best picture | twaiku |
Who put the pussy
in the coffin then make it
rise to god above | twaiku |
Just absolutely
obsessed with this team I love
everyone so much | twaiku |
My daughter and my
man are knocked out right now like
they just put in work | twaiku |
Probably going
to max out my credit card
at the mall today | twaiku |
i try cutting meat
and dairy but i wouldn't
go fully vegan | twaiku |
Still looking for those
folks who were riding this guy
in his first two years | twaiku |
You definitely
have depth issues if you have
to play Greg Monroe | twaiku |
I get my rental
car today my taxes came
back Happy Friday | twaiku |
i am so annoyed
with my shit right now please my
legs are numb as fuck | twaiku |
Some people can't wait
to be parents I can't wait
to be a grandpa | twaiku |
I love my social
media profile pictures
so me without me | twaiku |
Social media
is just social media
nothing personal | twaiku |
I love listening
to Robert tony talking
his voice is just so | twaiku |
taylor swift get off
the political stage you're
a slut look at you | twaiku |
I don't understand
why you treat me like this What
did I do to you | twaiku |
Having a friend to
snap dog videos back and
forth to is the best | twaiku |
So Ready For Love
And Hip Hop To Go Off So
I Can Go To Sleep | twaiku |
I only make this
tweet because the tune has been
in my head all day | twaiku |
I have decided
to become celibate I
meant to celebrate | twaiku |
If nobody hates
you you're doing something wrong
Dr Gregory House | twaiku |
It is not enough
to measure one must also
try to understand | twaiku |
Ever thought of the
phrase That could have been you if
you didn't give up | twaiku |
Need a Duo for
some Duo wins and wagers
Will be streaming too | twaiku |
braun's name was written
specifically for this joke
i guarantee it | twaiku |
Reines is almost a
complete communist wants to
spread hate when he speaks | twaiku |
SAD December from
all side So broken heart But
for ever thank God | twaiku |
Faith is something that
can never be bought but can
always be in you | twaiku |
Really don't give no
fuck bout who gone ride for me
cause I'm ride for me | twaiku |
Nothing but respect
for people who go to class
wearing in line skates | twaiku |
Exactly I need
someone who can be reckless
and take a damn joke | twaiku |
I really thought I
was gonna fail that exam
and I got an A | twaiku |
you're just finding it
wow try it with roasted fish
and thank me later | twaiku |
I wonder if the
earth teases other planets
for having no life | twaiku |
living within the
limitations of time is
a mental illness | twaiku |
and clearly YOUR A
VERY JEALOUS BLACK MAN get
back under your stone | twaiku |
so i can only
call you when i'm low short short
like a little boy | twaiku |
My poor baby had
to get blood drawn yesterday
worst feeling ever | twaiku |
I notice you seem
to focus yourself before
battle Cassandra | twaiku |
A Freudian slip
is when you say one thing but
you mean your mother | twaiku |
I can feel myself
growing and there isn't shit
that's gonna stop it | twaiku |
I think people were
meant to get on ya nerves so
you can have patience | twaiku |
Every time she
throws that ass back all she says
is take me away | twaiku |
How do people walk
around not knowing to clean
the back of their ears | twaiku |
I solemnly swear
that I am going to make
some spaghetti now | twaiku |
team with jared west
Paul george jerry lucas chris
paul and jared west | twaiku |
Chatting list building
on a global scale What a
time to be alive | twaiku |
Unless you got a
big ass car that shit is so
uncomfortable | twaiku |
Hotter than Gotham
City I call that traffic
The Pussy Monster | twaiku |
I can't believe it's
been almost a week and I
still feel like garbage | twaiku |
I miss how happy
my life used to be when I
was a little kid | twaiku |
I can't believe this
After all these years Caro
deserves this so much | twaiku |
I looked cute today
Just an FYI as I
change into sweatpants | twaiku |
I absolutely
didn't wanna get out of
the bed this morning | twaiku |
We're adults I don't
have the time or patience to
keep playing these games | twaiku |
A prisoner on
a takeover capital
eats a meager meal | twaiku |
I think this cricket
lives in my tiny court yard
Should I get him out | twaiku |
Okay I'm ready
to be spoiled with loyalty
and respect now Thanks | twaiku |
On my mind heavy
I don't know what to say or
how to express it | twaiku |
Bar music in Hunt
Attacking Kelly Marie
Tran is abhorrent | twaiku |
Im getting tired
of seeing the fucking ads
for the velvet shorts | twaiku |
taylor swift is the
only stalker on social
media i claim | twaiku |
Listen I may not
know everything but i try
my hardest to learn | twaiku |
Everyday I take
a baby step forward and
that's all that matters | twaiku |
I'm literally
texting him telling him to
bring me the dogs home | twaiku |
so looking forward
to the show tonight birthday
treat for the hubby | twaiku |
I ain't NEVER been
this humble laid back in my
life it feels good tho | twaiku |
new inventory
increase all i can be glad
for is you can't wait | twaiku |
Any dude that fucks
a bitch in her ass is GAY
not up for debate | twaiku |
Everybody I
associate myself with
manifest greatness | twaiku |
My nose keeps running
I'm getting sick again My
immune system trash | twaiku |
I smell like diesel
and bourbon At least one things
going right tonight | twaiku |
perfect weather to
cuddle with my girlfriend too
bad i don't have one | twaiku |
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