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No one over the age of twelve uses the term burn in that context
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My existence is a bother to everyone including myself
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Being evil and hateful has horribly aged her Plus black don't crack
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People who hold ur hand tightly at times like this are truly loves u
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My younger brother is my best friend and I have no shame in that lol
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That's the difference between me you you gone know how the fuck I feel
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I HOPE YOUR QUARTERS GO TO LAUNDRY I HOPE YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY
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Have you ever missed somebody so bad I mean like withdrawal bad
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Yeah I'm not watching until Edelman comes back this is some garbage
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Update I didn't die in Phoenix now I have to make it to LA
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They all start saying they were there asking why you never talked to them
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True But its value fluctuations will still be controlled by the rich
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Does the British tax payer owe this serial loser a career
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Is the issue at College Station cleared Door chime cut off announcement
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When people care for you the least you could do is appreciate it
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Facebook got me in trouble with that you can come over here now shit
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Remember my goal for this year I ain't giving up on it baby
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What color heels would you wear with an all green dress Black Silver Green Blue
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im so excited THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO SERVE but where is jennie
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Wishing the you and family HEALTH WELLNESS and SECURITY King
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hey after work I'm taking you out to eat to make you feel better
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Don't expect people to say thank you but keep track of the ones that do
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travis scott can't make a bad song even as a feature change my mind
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Don't let people put limitations on you last thing FEAR don't exist
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I need to study but I don't mind repeating this movie Thank you
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force sensitive finn's future husband gay poe is what we deserve tho
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Sometimes make a quick buck disappear and enjoy life All quietly
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lowery don't care he didn't win i just care about best picture
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Who put the pussy in the coffin then make it rise to god above
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Just absolutely obsessed with this team I love everyone so much
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My daughter and my man are knocked out right now like they just put in work
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Probably going to max out my credit card at the mall today
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i try cutting meat and dairy but i wouldn't go fully vegan
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Still looking for those folks who were riding this guy in his first two years
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You definitely have depth issues if you have to play Greg Monroe
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I get my rental car today my taxes came back Happy Friday
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i am so annoyed with my shit right now please my legs are numb as fuck
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Some people can't wait to be parents I can't wait to be a grandpa
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I love my social media profile pictures so me without me
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Social media is just social media nothing personal
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I love listening to Robert tony talking his voice is just so
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taylor swift get off the political stage you're a slut look at you
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I don't understand why you treat me like this What did I do to you
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Having a friend to snap dog videos back and forth to is the best
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So Ready For Love And Hip Hop To Go Off So I Can Go To Sleep
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I only make this tweet because the tune has been in my head all day
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I have decided to become celibate I meant to celebrate
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If nobody hates you you're doing something wrong Dr Gregory House
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It is not enough to measure one must also try to understand
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Ever thought of the phrase That could have been you if you didn't give up
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Need a Duo for some Duo wins and wagers Will be streaming too
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braun's name was written specifically for this joke i guarantee it
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Reines is almost a complete communist wants to spread hate when he speaks
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SAD December from all side So broken heart But for ever thank God
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Faith is something that can never be bought but can always be in you
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Really don't give no fuck bout who gone ride for me cause I'm ride for me
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Nothing but respect for people who go to class wearing in line skates
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Exactly I need someone who can be reckless and take a damn joke
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I really thought I was gonna fail that exam and I got an A
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you're just finding it wow try it with roasted fish and thank me later
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I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life
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living within the limitations of time is a mental illness
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and clearly YOUR A VERY JEALOUS BLACK MAN get back under your stone
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so i can only call you when i'm low short short like a little boy
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My poor baby had to get blood drawn yesterday worst feeling ever
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I notice you seem to focus yourself before battle Cassandra
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother
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I can feel myself growing and there isn't shit that's gonna stop it
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I think people were meant to get on ya nerves so you can have patience
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Every time she throws that ass back all she says is take me away
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How do people walk around not knowing to clean the back of their ears
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I solemnly swear that I am going to make some spaghetti now
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team with jared west Paul george jerry lucas chris paul and jared west
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Chatting list building on a global scale What a time to be alive
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Unless you got a big ass car that shit is so uncomfortable
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Hotter than Gotham City I call that traffic The Pussy Monster
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I can't believe it's been almost a week and I still feel like garbage
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I miss how happy my life used to be when I was a little kid
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I can't believe this After all these years Caro deserves this so much
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I looked cute today Just an FYI as I change into sweatpants
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I absolutely didn't wanna get out of the bed this morning
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We're adults I don't have the time or patience to keep playing these games
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A prisoner on a takeover capital eats a meager meal
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I think this cricket lives in my tiny court yard Should I get him out
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Okay I'm ready to be spoiled with loyalty and respect now Thanks
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On my mind heavy I don't know what to say or how to express it
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Bar music in Hunt Attacking Kelly Marie Tran is abhorrent
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Im getting tired of seeing the fucking ads for the velvet shorts
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taylor swift is the only stalker on social media i claim
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Listen I may not know everything but i try my hardest to learn
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Everyday I take a baby step forward and that's all that matters
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I'm literally texting him telling him to bring me the dogs home
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so looking forward to the show tonight birthday treat for the hubby
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I ain't NEVER been this humble laid back in my life it feels good tho
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new inventory increase all i can be glad for is you can't wait
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Any dude that fucks a bitch in her ass is GAY not up for debate
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Everybody I associate myself with manifest greatness
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My nose keeps running I'm getting sick again My immune system trash
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I smell like diesel and bourbon At least one things going right tonight
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perfect weather to cuddle with my girlfriend too bad i don't have one
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