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when you realize you are eddie from It with all your allergies
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I still haven't played red dead Lol i really move at a turtles pace
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league of legends is consuming me into the dark side of the moon
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No return leg Wey I quench my stream Lol Make I go continue eh
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If you judge people you have no time to love them Mother Theresa
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Ru never is one of the best lines to ever come out of drag race
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Knowing I can at any moment lose it all keeps me from bragging
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What would yoga be if your cat didn't come to cuddle at the end
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The imagine of you being with someone else eats me up inside
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Your promises don't make your a better person Your commitment does
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Remember people will praise u when you up but kick you when you down
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all relationships encounter obstacles real ones overcome them
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Many people are unhappy because they find it hard to let go
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although its small act of kindness it would be make a huge difference
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Because of you I learn to play in the safe side so I don't get hurt
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a dreamer of a grafting non commissioned and unpalatable
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Iran will give him his cut from all that cash that was on those pallets
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What are you going to say at my funeral now that you've killed me
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Being unhappy is one of the worst feelings a person can feel
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I wanna go to Lake Tahoe with a big group but I have no friends
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I genuinely don't remember how cut my lip goes what happened
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I almost cut a piece of myself for your life Selena's kidney
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Certainly has the feel of a good old fashioned Infrastructure Week
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I always work the day after my birthday Why do I hate myself
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Damn that's the number one rule and you blew that bitch right out the window
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You are valuable Don't let anyone make you believe differently
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Somebody want to buy me a big breakfast from McDonald's real quick
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Do you ever wish you could watch a series for the first time again
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feel like i forgot all the happy songs only know the sad ones now
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You win only if you aren't afraid to lose Rocky Aoki
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This actually makes me wanna go watch The H is game tonight
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Remember only a person with less then you will hate you stay woke
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Sadako chan So how long are you gonna be in my TV for
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Twisting and turning my feelings are burning I am breaking this girl
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I made a pizza but the pizza cutter is in the dishwasher
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Same as every game Panthers find a way to lose the hockey game
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Sometimes God calms the storm sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child
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Fuck my printer i want to print from the last night and it didn't work
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Life is a handful of short stories pretending to be a novel
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Also based on what just happened the Brewers seem to have shit for luck
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DRIVING HIGH IS JUST AS BAD AS DRIVING DRUNK DON'T FUCKING DO IT YO
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See what happens when your wife tries to tell your boss how to do his job
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Didn't hurt your style Still looking pretty good That AE looks great with next
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Spent Sunday Drinking So much football too much beer Hope I don't puke burp
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Every time I look at my cover photo I just fall in love
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Time when Google needs to justify for iPhone ignorance is bliss
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Oh I'm delighted to hear it and wish you much happy puzzling
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Red lobster just blessed my take out order man I got outta that bitch
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My boyfriend can tell Dan and Phil apart now I am so proud of him
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So Santa is an equal opportunity employer Awesome
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Every night I say I'm not drinking next thing you know I'm drunk lol
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Rundle Get better soon but maybe they will need to keep you away
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Meal prepping would be so much easier if I wasn't so picky
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Pushing so far out of my comfort zone to get this done Baby steps
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After narrowing down the group I get my place with other house wives
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I've became numb to a lot of things recently I'm not mad at it
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Until now hope you and your family have had a lovely day Mike
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Bonjour tout le monde Is there anything special happening today
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A juror was at Menendez s victory party So corrupt
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crying with laughter at vines that my stomach hurts just daily antics
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So irritating when you just break down in tears cause your so angry
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I prefer the dog days of summer over the cat calls of winter
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Only reactions oppose degeneracy oh ok great then
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Listening to rap while being white is a form of reparations
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Somebody play Step in the Name of Love on my birthday for me thanks
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Cant decide if i wanna keep my bob cut or grow my hair back out
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Dwight Howard is is giving this season life and I'm okay with that
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We should probably take our outside Christmas decorations down
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Be positive smile more not be so negative and things will be fine
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Can't explain but I'm in my feelings this night it's not even funny
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That girl Angela on Survivor must make her man very happy
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my dad forgot my ankle was hurt and kicked me right in the ankle
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but then again it's everything i've already mentioned on twitter
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I haven't been this excited to watch laker basketball in years
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If Pruitt can get Maurice Hampton in town for the Florida game
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Russia We will soon transfer to Syria new air defense systems
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Before you go and commit crime make sure u can sit for those seasons
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the last jedi was fantastic no spoilers from me but wow great job
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Putting exams in my name to try and convince myself to revise
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im curious what is your favourite dish to get at dim sum D
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Maybe if you wear glasses all through math your di vision will improve
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That's it Islam don't want you ok about to kill you and we don't
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Love people for who they are not for who you hope they will be someday
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i live an hour and a half from the city still haven't been yet
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People who post gym selfies on Friday night must not know about beer
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I am the mantis I am the mantis and and I wear my high heels
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Appreciation from her This is what I crave for Thank you Princess
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Moms from Texas know the score Mueller giddy on up giddy on out
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best daily could you please help me post amazon deals in your twitter
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To test your English level watch the good doctor without subtitle
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I can t believe I thought this fat lard would be good for this country
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I got so many lotions but no chap stick The little things I need
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So used to certain shit that I don't want something new or different
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forever i'm that girl that gets so excited because it's raining
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probably there are a lots of political scientists out there
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I am doing a liquid fast this weekend This is my second one
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It's very hard to balance my urge to draw with my urge to play games
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Apple Snapple is the best drink known to man I'm ready to argue
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she only got those two hosting jobs because she is married to that
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I am so lucky for getting all the days off I ask for in work
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