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when you realize
you are eddie from It with
all your allergies | twaiku |
I still haven't played
red dead Lol i really move
at a turtles pace | twaiku |
league of legends is
consuming me into the
dark side of the moon | twaiku |
No return leg Wey
I quench my stream Lol Make I
go continue eh | twaiku |
If you judge people
you have no time to love them
Mother Theresa | twaiku |
Ru never is one
of the best lines to ever
come out of drag race | twaiku |
Knowing I can at
any moment lose it all
keeps me from bragging | twaiku |
What would yoga be
if your cat didn't come to
cuddle at the end | twaiku |
The imagine of
you being with someone else
eats me up inside | twaiku |
Your promises don't
make your a better person
Your commitment does | twaiku |
Remember people
will praise u when you up but
kick you when you down | twaiku |
all relationships
encounter obstacles real
ones overcome them | twaiku |
Many people are
unhappy because they find
it hard to let go | twaiku |
although its small act
of kindness it would be make
a huge difference | twaiku |
Because of you I
learn to play in the safe side
so I don't get hurt | twaiku |
a dreamer of a
grafting non commissioned and
unpalatable | twaiku |
Iran will give him
his cut from all that cash that
was on those pallets | twaiku |
What are you going
to say at my funeral
now that you've killed me | twaiku |
Being unhappy
is one of the worst feelings
a person can feel | twaiku |
I wanna go to
Lake Tahoe with a big group
but I have no friends | twaiku |
I genuinely
don't remember how cut my
lip goes what happened | twaiku |
I almost cut a
piece of myself for your life
Selena's kidney | twaiku |
Certainly has the
feel of a good old fashioned
Infrastructure Week | twaiku |
I always work the
day after my birthday Why
do I hate myself | twaiku |
Damn that's the number
one rule and you blew that bitch
right out the window | twaiku |
You are valuable
Don't let anyone make you
believe differently | twaiku |
Somebody want to
buy me a big breakfast from
McDonald's real quick | twaiku |
Do you ever wish
you could watch a series for
the first time again | twaiku |
feel like i forgot
all the happy songs only
know the sad ones now | twaiku |
You win only if
you aren't afraid to lose
Rocky Aoki | twaiku |
This actually
makes me wanna go watch The
H is game tonight | twaiku |
Remember only
a person with less then you
will hate you stay woke | twaiku |
Sadako chan So
how long are you gonna be
in my TV for | twaiku |
Twisting and turning
my feelings are burning I
am breaking this girl | twaiku |
I made a pizza
but the pizza cutter is
in the dishwasher | twaiku |
Same as every
game Panthers find a way to
lose the hockey game | twaiku |
Sometimes God calms the
storm sometimes He lets the storm
rage and calms His child | twaiku |
Fuck my printer i
want to print from the last night
and it didn't work | twaiku |
Life is a handful
of short stories pretending
to be a novel | twaiku |
Also based on what
just happened the Brewers seem
to have shit for luck | twaiku |
DRIVING HIGH IS JUST
AS BAD AS DRIVING DRUNK DON'T
FUCKING DO IT YO | twaiku |
See what happens when
your wife tries to tell your boss
how to do his job | twaiku |
Didn't hurt your style
Still looking pretty good That
AE looks great with next | twaiku |
Spent Sunday Drinking
So much football too much beer
Hope I don't puke burp | twaiku |
Every time I
look at my cover photo
I just fall in love | twaiku |
Time when Google needs
to justify for iPhone
ignorance is bliss | twaiku |
Oh I'm delighted
to hear it and wish you much
happy puzzling | twaiku |
Red lobster just blessed
my take out order man I
got outta that bitch | twaiku |
My boyfriend can tell
Dan and Phil apart now I
am so proud of him | twaiku |
So Santa is an
equal opportunity
employer Awesome | twaiku |
Every night I
say I'm not drinking next thing
you know I'm drunk lol | twaiku |
Rundle Get better
soon but maybe they will need
to keep you away | twaiku |
Meal prepping would be
so much easier if I
wasn't so picky | twaiku |
Pushing so far out
of my comfort zone to get
this done Baby steps | twaiku |
After narrowing
down the group I get my place
with other house wives | twaiku |
I've became numb to
a lot of things recently
I'm not mad at it | twaiku |
Until now hope you
and your family have had
a lovely day Mike | twaiku |
Bonjour tout le monde
Is there anything special
happening today | twaiku |
A juror was at
Menendez s victory
party So corrupt | twaiku |
crying with laughter
at vines that my stomach hurts
just daily antics | twaiku |
So irritating
when you just break down in tears
cause your so angry | twaiku |
I prefer the dog
days of summer over the
cat calls of winter | twaiku |
Only reactions
oppose degeneracy
oh ok great then | twaiku |
Listening to rap
while being white is a form
of reparations | twaiku |
Somebody play Step
in the Name of Love on my
birthday for me thanks | twaiku |
Cant decide if i
wanna keep my bob cut or
grow my hair back out | twaiku |
Dwight Howard is is
giving this season life and
I'm okay with that | twaiku |
We should probably
take our outside Christmas
decorations down | twaiku |
Be positive smile
more not be so negative
and things will be fine | twaiku |
Can't explain but I'm
in my feelings this night it's
not even funny | twaiku |
That girl Angela
on Survivor must make her
man very happy | twaiku |
my dad forgot my
ankle was hurt and kicked me
right in the ankle | twaiku |
but then again it's
everything i've already
mentioned on twitter | twaiku |
I haven't been this
excited to watch laker
basketball in years | twaiku |
If Pruitt can get
Maurice Hampton in town for
the Florida game | twaiku |
Russia We will soon
transfer to Syria new
air defense systems | twaiku |
Before you go and
commit crime make sure u can
sit for those seasons | twaiku |
the last jedi was
fantastic no spoilers from
me but wow great job | twaiku |
Putting exams in
my name to try and convince
myself to revise | twaiku |
im curious what
is your favourite dish to
get at dim sum D | twaiku |
Maybe if you wear
glasses all through math your di
vision will improve | twaiku |
That's it Islam don't
want you ok about to
kill you and we don't | twaiku |
Love people for who
they are not for who you hope
they will be someday | twaiku |
i live an hour
and a half from the city
still haven't been yet | twaiku |
People who post gym
selfies on Friday night must
not know about beer | twaiku |
I am the mantis
I am the mantis and and
I wear my high heels | twaiku |
Appreciation
from her This is what I crave
for Thank you Princess | twaiku |
Moms from Texas know
the score Mueller giddy on
up giddy on out | twaiku |
best daily could you
please help me post amazon
deals in your twitter | twaiku |
To test your English
level watch the good doctor
without subtitle | twaiku |
I can t believe
I thought this fat lard would be
good for this country | twaiku |
I got so many
lotions but no chap stick The
little things I need | twaiku |
So used to certain
shit that I don't want something
new or different | twaiku |
forever i'm that
girl that gets so excited
because it's raining | twaiku |
probably there are
a lots of political
scientists out there | twaiku |
I am doing a
liquid fast this weekend This
is my second one | twaiku |
It's very hard to
balance my urge to draw with
my urge to play games | twaiku |
Apple Snapple is
the best drink known to man I'm
ready to argue | twaiku |
she only got those
two hosting jobs because she
is married to that | twaiku |
I am so lucky
for getting all the days off
I ask for in work | twaiku |
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