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Someone take me on
a date to black panther for
my sanity man | twaiku |
Sorry I missed the
call today am off sick Will
connect with you soon | twaiku |
Hate relationships
like everything be great but
terrible timing | twaiku |
It was on purpose
wanted to add a little
suspense to the show | twaiku |
i want pizza but
i also want tacos why
am i craving both | twaiku |
I believe in you
brotherly go for it your
a STAR make me proud | twaiku |
I don't do people
how they do me because I
don't be on wack shit | twaiku |
GOOD MORNING ARE YOU
ALL DONE WITH POSTING THAT AU
SHIT ON MY TIMELINE | twaiku |
You're gonna have to
be made of sterner stuff than
this to win buddy | twaiku |
People want you to
come to their device not the
other way around | twaiku |
I wouldn't trade the
person I have in my life
for anything less | twaiku |
I am so tired
but I want to stay awake
for my boys so bad | twaiku |
Please stop saying true
love doesn't exist Have you
ever dated me | twaiku |
If gaga loses
her Grammy to Ed sheeran
I will blow shit up | twaiku |
I be having such
a big smile on my face but
deep down I'm in pain | twaiku |
I'm so ready for
New York it's been a minute
so it's time to ki | twaiku |
Not so sure many
could have done this He IS a
businessman big time | twaiku |
Just got my passes
now i really have to go
this game in this sun | twaiku |
still having trouble
with my internet banking
what's taking so long | twaiku |
not always they are
in mood to talk sometimes take
part in their silence | twaiku |
drama in port of
spain shooting burning dumping
garbage in the street | twaiku |
Giving your girlfriend
a single red rose is so
fucking attractive | twaiku |
catch me crying while
listening to video
game after today | twaiku |
A lot of blessings
been coming in but I'm not
bragging about shit | twaiku |
EARLY VOTING STARTS
TODAY NO MATTER YOUR VIEWS
LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD | twaiku |
It's October which
means I'm still depressed but like
in a spooky way | twaiku |
Don't get why people
have kids and expect others
to take care of them | twaiku |
A girl is REALLY
beautiful when she Humbles
herself about it | twaiku |
Really need to get
back to saving I been real
loose with it lately | twaiku |
My nightmares consist
of me being late to work
I hate being late | twaiku |
black people put their
hand on the window to see
if it's cold outside | twaiku |
Riz Ahmed is so
cute he deserves everything
good in this life end | twaiku |
Thanks for being in
my heart You create the warm
and the light in this | twaiku |
Y'all don't be having
that Mothers Day energy
on Fathers Day tho | twaiku |
Fell asleep with my
contacts in and now my eyes
swollen shut send help | twaiku |
Tinder Tip mention
you have tickets to see my
bloody valentine | twaiku |
taking naps at the
wrong time is one day going
to be my downfall | twaiku |
Nothing better than
an old fashioned sacrifice
to appease the gods | twaiku |
Today is going
to be a good day I speak
it into being | twaiku |
I also need to
catch up on The Mayor but
I'm sleepy again | twaiku |
Don't put yourself in
a position to cheat if
you don't want to cheat | twaiku |
halt and catch fire
is so freaking amazing
I love it so much | twaiku |
If ever we meet
again I would tell you that
I still feel for you | twaiku |
dude said im acting
like im still stuck on someone
BITCH I AM FUCK YOU | twaiku |
Untimely baby
man Donald Trump echoes calls
that the rules have changed | twaiku |
I absolutely
hate doing a twist out but
I love the outcome | twaiku |
If You Talking To
The Man Above He Gone Keep
You Right Forever | twaiku |
Man I wanna smoke
but don't feel like rolling up
I need a roller | twaiku |
Whoever took my
face wash from the bathroom is
a real pile of trash | twaiku |
I don't be wanting
to chill or anything when
my hair looks a mess | twaiku |
Just Gotta Thank God
For The Good And Bad All In
All It Could Be Worst | twaiku |
Duh Dave Roberts is
a Send him packing He is
a dodger killer | twaiku |
Very often a
change of self is needed more
than a change of scene | twaiku |
has been a problem
for the Lakers this season
No one can guard him | twaiku |
Ha Wouldn't you be
Poor Frisbee you can see the
pleading in his eyes | twaiku |
I really want to
go to New York city for
my birthday next year | twaiku |
my skin has never
looked this bad and i don't know
why it's scaring me | twaiku |
Obviously I
do next year So much purple
and gold emotion | twaiku |
I am so tired
but I still got an hour
and a half left help | twaiku |
What major doesn't
require public speaking
Asking for a friend | twaiku |
My daughter Christmas
shopping is complete she is
one spoiled little girl | twaiku |
Notice how quick all
the talk about the shootings
and guns shit fell off | twaiku |
I couldn't listen
to the whole thing had to throw
up halfway through it | twaiku |
Once you run away
from the same foe two times you
will never beat him | twaiku |
I really wish i
would have eliminated
pit hair years ago | twaiku |
This tweak removes ads
from Facebook Stories in app
videos and more | twaiku |
are you doing ark
right after this or are you
waiting for a bit | twaiku |
You have three choices
in life give up give in or
give it all you got | twaiku |
the riskiest thing
I have done to date is buy
a one size swim suit | twaiku |
Enzo Perez went
to River Plate and became
a baller again | twaiku |
I couldn't find the
gods of the mountain but I
found a good human | twaiku |
Misplacing things at
the worst possible time is
a hobby of mine | twaiku |
WHAT A MISTAKE BY
MARQUETTE that was an and one
waiting to happen | twaiku |
makes a million bear
calls price goes up Exactly
as I was saying | twaiku |
When Rooney listened
to the song Hulk I wept Like
a child Heavily | twaiku |
Thank you mate Happy
new year to you Hope you have
an amazing year | twaiku |
Standing strong can cause
pain from his bone spurs He should
sit down and shut up | twaiku |
Wondering how her
brother feels about all the
admirers she has | twaiku |
KE Morning don't see
this often during the day
no fidgeting lol | twaiku |
Federal aid is
here to help us They are on
our side Are you | twaiku |
thank you for spreading
awareness for this very
important issue | twaiku |
i gotta have this
the view while looking at my
fine ass wife a MUST | twaiku |
am only drinking
green tea till summer and bev
on weekends only | twaiku |
When will primark bite
the bullet and open an
online app and store | twaiku |
I don't know whether
to feel sad mad or like a
weight has been lifted | twaiku |
I'm not bias This
decision helps my team That's
why I think it's dumb | twaiku |
Don't take everything
personal Use it as a
reason to boss up | twaiku |
All of the music
that I've been creating and
hoarding will be heard | twaiku |
Thanks for making sure
my meat was fully cooked You're
amazing today | twaiku |
You not likely to
get online groomed if you're not
easily brainwashed | twaiku |
I really need to
move to another city
and start a new life | twaiku |
I was kidding toots
I know you'd never harm me
or would you laughing | twaiku |
I was hoping by
now I'd be able to use
her as an excuse | twaiku |
hi and sorry for
last tweet you always looking
cool have a nice day | twaiku |
Back from work alone
eat alone thinking too much
yeah i'm not that strong | twaiku |
Is confused because
he doesn't imagine Charles
having a sex life | twaiku |
Sometimes the Blessings
are not in what he Gives But
what he take away | twaiku |
Saint Patrick House of
Deliverance Crown of Stars
United Restored | twaiku |
We've only got so
much time and once it's gone it's
gone for good you know | twaiku |
A projection plays
the night when we buried the
rest of our hope | twaiku |
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