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Sarah just said their
raining the field No Sarah
their watering it | twaiku |
Didn't read as much
last weekend because of the
beautiful weather | twaiku |
A collection of
marriage proposals ranging
from epic to fail | twaiku |
These American
Idol contestants got me
crying especially | twaiku |
The comments dead ass
make everything funnier
because i am WEAK | twaiku |
seriously can't
wait to celebrate my best
friends birthday next week | twaiku |
Never let someone
bring you down for something they
can't provide themselves | twaiku |
nothing like falling
asleep getting carried it's
like sleeping on clouds | twaiku |
Holy cow This is
hilarious I do this
all the time also | twaiku |
So much news today
My brain catching up sipping
small portions a time | twaiku |
Always seem like you
have to male major changes
to get major change | twaiku |
Don't even know how
to ride motorcycles but
need the savages | twaiku |
Nobody cares if
you can't dance well Just get up
and dance Dave Barry | twaiku |
Anyways I want
to encourage everyone
to exfoliate | twaiku |
Why everybody
in my family dying
all of a sudden | twaiku |
Adam Sandler has
terrorized my life for too
long he's got to GO | twaiku |
true and second at
least they can even have the
courage to comment | twaiku |
Happy birthday to
my beautiful cousin I
hope it's a great one | twaiku |
If you think about
why mammals are called mammals
it makes perfect sense | twaiku |
I hate relying
on someone to get their half
of a project done | twaiku |
This morning I sprayed
dry shampoo on my toothbrush
How's your life going | twaiku |
Its going to be
hard but its not going to
be impossible | twaiku |
If anybody
want to bring me taco bell
it would be awesome | twaiku |
no bitch the only
thing i won't let a person
fuck up is my sleep | twaiku |
she but naked in
the kitchen cooking breakfast
eggs over easy | twaiku |
why does everyone
from san leandro have a
youtube channel now | twaiku |
sometimes i forget
how to wink but only with
one side of my face | twaiku |
When you realize
you woke up too late to get
Chick fil A breakfast | twaiku |
Okay time to get
seriously fit for my
vacation in June | twaiku |
anxiety feels
like it's bout to swallow me
whole right about now | twaiku |
LOL did United
have possession at any
point before that goal | twaiku |
Good morning pastor
how is the fasting and pray
going God bless you | twaiku |
Ever wonder if
anyone has saw you wow
what's her problem lol | twaiku |
Finally now I'll
be fashionable without
even meaning it | twaiku |
Izzy said she been
calling me all day but she
only called me twice | twaiku |
Damn everybody
went out lol even my girl
what is happening | twaiku |
Draw your partner and
your neighbor discovering
the cure for cancer | twaiku |
I really want to
paint my rims charcoal and paint
my calipers red | twaiku |
Thank you for giving
me a solid reason to
reinvent myself | twaiku |
Woods please start doing
girls clinics on your own or
either partner with | twaiku |
Never thought it would
be so bittersweet moving
out of Shelbyville | twaiku |
except when it comes
to Starbucks of course can't bite
the hand that feeds you | twaiku |
Haven't done nothing
bad this year Not gonna drink
the rest of the year | twaiku |
Going wit the Jags
tired of seeing the Pats
in the Super Bowl | twaiku |
Baldwin wide open
and we got lucky they missed
Cromartie there late | twaiku |
Can we have our
own quality time And can
I hug you again | twaiku |
Need to stop putting
myself around all these self
destructive people | twaiku |
Congratulations
barcelona you always
make us proud of you | twaiku |
I was about to
shake the table with a tweet
but I rather not | twaiku |
App seems fantastic
but is not waking me up
How can I get help | twaiku |
Everyone wants to
be true to the game till the
game goes against them | twaiku |
Apparently that's
what it is Sounds better than
problem solver too | twaiku |
Nathan Peterman
makes Joey Harrington look
like an all star lol | twaiku |
I didn't expect
you of all people would know
how to bake Cocoa | twaiku |
Yep We really need
wiggins towns to make that next
step asap | twaiku |
It's a skill knowing
the right amount of sugar
to put in Kool aid | twaiku |
I wished people would
grow up and stop being so
childish all the time | twaiku |
Let me translate I'm
guilty I'm so guilty I'm
so fucking guilty | twaiku |
Sometimes people ask
me to join another sport
and I'm just like no | twaiku |
Uni is starting
today and I just wanna
be one with my bed | twaiku |
Did you need something
Miss If there's a book in a
high place I'll get it | twaiku |
Basically it means
that Putin and Trump stole the
election from her | twaiku |
David Moore Big play
guy Again Now about your
defense Seattle | twaiku |
Remember before
Apple Music when iTunes
Radio was free | twaiku |
I'm happy I'm in
my right state of mind I know
what be going on | twaiku |
All I ever do
is sleep If I'm not at school
or at work I'm sleep | twaiku |
A scorpion is
often astute unless it
is a turquoise one | twaiku |
hello can someone
buy me a cash cannon for
my birthday thank you | twaiku |
I see Melo is
still losing at the Garden
probably Phil's fault | twaiku |
I love how quiet
and peaceful it is out in
the country at night | twaiku |
Is feeling dapper
on this fine evening if I
do say so myself | twaiku |
He locked his account
while I was in the middle
of reading the thread | twaiku |
Guys Tom is doing
pretty normal things really
Yummy mummy when | twaiku |
White nationalist
What even is that What could
it possibly mean | twaiku |
Just because you say
things are settled doesn't mean
that they are settled | twaiku |
I love when people
cancel plans on you and don't
tell you anything | twaiku |
To Every Kid
With A Dream Don't Let School Get
In The Way Of It | twaiku |
Random thought of the
day Even though Tom Cruise is
mental I love him | twaiku |
love shot couldn't have
come at a worse time i'm checked
out financially | twaiku |
It's got a message
in it too let me know when
you figure it out | twaiku |
i really want to
just end it all i have no
reason to be here | twaiku |
I swear I only
get retards on my team when
playing ranked alone | twaiku |
Hoping to avoid
but knew in your heart it was
inevitable | twaiku |
I am so funny
when people are not around
I swear to based god | twaiku |
I'm a person that
gets so hung up on the past
I gotta change that | twaiku |
my roommate hooked me
up with the good stuff aka
children's Tylenol | twaiku |
No appetite and
sweating profusely it must
be election day | twaiku |
Guardians of the
galaxy is one of my
favorite movies | twaiku |
the art of being
wise is the art of knowing
what to overlook | twaiku |
Ugh so many things
happened this week Everyone
needs to chill down LOL | twaiku |
BROOKE SKATING TO BLACK
MAGIC ON DANCING ON ICE
ITS A YES FROM ME | twaiku |
Feeling unsettled
about something takes up a
lot of energy | twaiku |
who are you loyal
to me or us Who you trust
the most me or us | twaiku |
My dog's energy
every time I come back
from school is unmatched | twaiku |
ok great i'm stuck
i'm gonna go help out my
parents or something | twaiku |
How often do you
flirt with a shy guy without
scaring him away | twaiku |
If he isn't proud
to have you he sure as hell
doesn't deserve you | twaiku |
that person that can
irk your soul but you wouldn't
trade them for the world | twaiku |
Dude going back to
work after a weekend like
that is a struggle | twaiku |
Literally been
asleep all day talk about
a recovery day | twaiku |
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