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Sarah just said their raining the field No Sarah their watering it
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Didn't read as much last weekend because of the beautiful weather
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A collection of marriage proposals ranging from epic to fail
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These American Idol contestants got me crying especially
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The comments dead ass make everything funnier because i am WEAK
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seriously can't wait to celebrate my best friends birthday next week
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Never let someone bring you down for something they can't provide themselves
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nothing like falling asleep getting carried it's like sleeping on clouds
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Holy cow This is hilarious I do this all the time also
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So much news today My brain catching up sipping small portions a time
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Always seem like you have to male major changes to get major change
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Don't even know how to ride motorcycles but need the savages
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well Just get up and dance Dave Barry
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Anyways I want to encourage everyone to exfoliate
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Why everybody in my family dying all of a sudden
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Adam Sandler has terrorized my life for too long he's got to GO
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true and second at least they can even have the courage to comment
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Happy birthday to my beautiful cousin I hope it's a great one
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If you think about why mammals are called mammals it makes perfect sense
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I hate relying on someone to get their half of a project done
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This morning I sprayed dry shampoo on my toothbrush How's your life going
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Its going to be hard but its not going to be impossible
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If anybody want to bring me taco bell it would be awesome
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no bitch the only thing i won't let a person fuck up is my sleep
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she but naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast eggs over easy
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why does everyone from san leandro have a youtube channel now
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sometimes i forget how to wink but only with one side of my face
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When you realize you woke up too late to get Chick fil A breakfast
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Okay time to get seriously fit for my vacation in June
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anxiety feels like it's bout to swallow me whole right about now
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LOL did United have possession at any point before that goal
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Good morning pastor how is the fasting and pray going God bless you
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Ever wonder if anyone has saw you wow what's her problem lol
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Finally now I'll be fashionable without even meaning it
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Izzy said she been calling me all day but she only called me twice
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Damn everybody went out lol even my girl what is happening
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Draw your partner and your neighbor discovering the cure for cancer
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I really want to paint my rims charcoal and paint my calipers red
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Thank you for giving me a solid reason to reinvent myself
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Woods please start doing girls clinics on your own or either partner with
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Never thought it would be so bittersweet moving out of Shelbyville
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except when it comes to Starbucks of course can't bite the hand that feeds you
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Haven't done nothing bad this year Not gonna drink the rest of the year
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Going wit the Jags tired of seeing the Pats in the Super Bowl
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Baldwin wide open and we got lucky they missed Cromartie there late
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Can we have our own quality time And can I hug you again
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Need to stop putting myself around all these self destructive people
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Congratulations barcelona you always make us proud of you
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I was about to shake the table with a tweet but I rather not
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App seems fantastic but is not waking me up How can I get help
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Everyone wants to be true to the game till the game goes against them
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Apparently that's what it is Sounds better than problem solver too
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Nathan Peterman makes Joey Harrington look like an all star lol
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I didn't expect you of all people would know how to bake Cocoa
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Yep We really need wiggins towns to make that next step asap
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It's a skill knowing the right amount of sugar to put in Kool aid
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I wished people would grow up and stop being so childish all the time
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Let me translate I'm guilty I'm so guilty I'm so fucking guilty
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Sometimes people ask me to join another sport and I'm just like no
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Uni is starting today and I just wanna be one with my bed
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Did you need something Miss If there's a book in a high place I'll get it
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Basically it means that Putin and Trump stole the election from her
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David Moore Big play guy Again Now about your defense Seattle
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Remember before Apple Music when iTunes Radio was free
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I'm happy I'm in my right state of mind I know what be going on
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All I ever do is sleep If I'm not at school or at work I'm sleep
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A scorpion is often astute unless it is a turquoise one
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hello can someone buy me a cash cannon for my birthday thank you
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I see Melo is still losing at the Garden probably Phil's fault
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I love how quiet and peaceful it is out in the country at night
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Is feeling dapper on this fine evening if I do say so myself
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He locked his account while I was in the middle of reading the thread
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Guys Tom is doing pretty normal things really Yummy mummy when
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White nationalist What even is that What could it possibly mean
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Just because you say things are settled doesn't mean that they are settled
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I love when people cancel plans on you and don't tell you anything
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To Every Kid With A Dream Don't Let School Get In The Way Of It
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Random thought of the day Even though Tom Cruise is mental I love him
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love shot couldn't have come at a worse time i'm checked out financially
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It's got a message in it too let me know when you figure it out
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i really want to just end it all i have no reason to be here
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I swear I only get retards on my team when playing ranked alone
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Hoping to avoid but knew in your heart it was inevitable
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I am so funny when people are not around I swear to based god
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I'm a person that gets so hung up on the past I gotta change that
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my roommate hooked me up with the good stuff aka children's Tylenol
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No appetite and sweating profusely it must be election day
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Guardians of the galaxy is one of my favorite movies
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the art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook
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Ugh so many things happened this week Everyone needs to chill down LOL
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BROOKE SKATING TO BLACK MAGIC ON DANCING ON ICE ITS A YES FROM ME
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Feeling unsettled about something takes up a lot of energy
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who are you loyal to me or us Who you trust the most me or us
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My dog's energy every time I come back from school is unmatched
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ok great i'm stuck i'm gonna go help out my parents or something
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How often do you flirt with a shy guy without scaring him away
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If he isn't proud to have you he sure as hell doesn't deserve you
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that person that can irk your soul but you wouldn't trade them for the world
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Dude going back to work after a weekend like that is a struggle
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Literally been asleep all day talk about a recovery day
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