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The most important thing in life is to love God Yourself and Others
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can someone explain to me how you can be late to a LATE service
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I'm sorry you lost your son I can't imagine Ty for the follow
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Are you all watching A Thousand Words with Michelle Obama on BET
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Don't beg for someone's attention for you to feel that you're lovable
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New England weather is more bipolar than my crazy aunt Julie
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Remember we use to be strangers now you all I wanna hang with
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i think i've truly figures out what i want to do with my life ty
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Another gamer selling out to corporate industries I'm shocked
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When anxiety has completely changed what you do and how you feel
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Both physically and mentally I need to reconstruct myself
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Kai would like cali so much I've seen soo many golden retrievers
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I'm addicted to sleep and not sleeping do you see my dilemma
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Somebody please set her free Seeing her in pain is unbearable
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Just a descriptive term for me Not offensive to me in slightest
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I mean dating a white top with a high top fade you have to have one
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Fox News is tracking the Caravan as if it was an Uber ride
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self confidence is definitely something i struggle with daily
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Thanks for proving I can't rely on anyone in the family
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Purple of to to Over abomination Alliteration
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You should be writing like a nozzle in love with a tenacity
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Imagine if my booty gets bigger wow it's over for y'all hoes
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It's funny watching all these good kids in highschool go bad in college
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Happy Birthday to one of the most wonderful people to exist
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The funny thing is that Barcelona aren't even playing well
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I hate Facebook It be having me laughing at shit I meant to love
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Anybody make a safe space joke about that Trump dating site yet
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I'm really out here learning two languages That's so crazy to me
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Any Pizza is personal Pizza if you believe in Yourself
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i want a sunday kind of love a love to last last saturday night
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Jesus watch over me Im about to attempt parking at Lenox
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The hiatus is slowly killing me but I'll survive Hopefully
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Only worry is injury record Think he'd fit us brilliantly
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Come home to guitar hero and I still play at expert level YAY
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i am finally going to see black panther tomorrow i'm so
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Praying for enough sleep Great condition Good vibes Productivity
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I stand here alone falling away from you no chance to get back home
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the after credits scene of dirty computer was incredible
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It Don't Matter How Many Hoes You Fuck It's How Many Rolls You Stuff
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Well played madam Well played indeed Take a chuckle out of petty cash
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Can honestly say I'm done with the up and down friendships Just be real
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I can ignore you exactly like you ignore me or more than that
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Congratulations Jim I'm a super daddy not a sweet artist
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Ain't gotta take no pictures everyday when you see me on the scene
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Living with boys is all fun and games until you need to tan your back
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Now I gotta get high just to deal with you these are the chronicles
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The Science of Christ is Buddhism The Science of Exorcism
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I can't call ninja an athlete it just feels wrong and inaccurate
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Henry Kissinger Endowed Dean of The Office for Technology
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Fletcher got the axe I didn't think the Wild had the stones to do it
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How can people said im the strong but i feel like im the weakest one
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A happy new year to my followers a bit belated for some
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So excited when I get home my bedroom will be decorated
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Cannot wait to have a beer on my roof deck and enjoy this weather
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I can't find info on exactly what he said So what did he say
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And the biggest one potentially having life changing surgery
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It's started to snow here and I'm about to throw myself into it
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aside from all the great election news today fucking sucked lol next
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It is better not to vow than to make a vow and not fulfill it
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Really just want a girl so I can have someone to watch movies with
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You're a kind person A kind Servant I if I was also that kind
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I haven't done a lot of missions yet either so maybe that's why
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Is it too early to be excited for camp Asking for myself
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Thanks Whisky brother for including me in an honorary role
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squishy human friend it is time to put water into your mouth hole
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Now I need chargers and the browns beat them cause chiefs can't win against them
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grobler Check my blog we could make things happen Link is in my bio
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as the L's become more consistent the comebacks are even greater
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why do the phrases I'm down and I'm up for it have the same meaning
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Finally bought me a rug I hope these kids don't waste nothing on it
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I'm watching Footloose right now and now I want to go to Dance Across
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We are all going thru something Let's try to love each other today
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i'm never up this early but you gotta do what you gotta do
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ah i'll download the archives of both my private and public do I
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will forte was not appreciated enough i said what i said
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I'm not leaving the house until tomorrow when I get my hair done
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Military ball is soon and my dress blues are all types of fucked up
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stayed home because I got a headache other than that its pretty good
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the scene when edward just ditches bella in the woods i felt that shit
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If someone trust you trust them back Those are the most trustworthy people
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Imagine I'd be your one and only instead of your only one
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Alright in just a few seconds it'll be time to unleash the gas
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Lightning You're the wrong type of woman to him so you deserve that block
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I forgot twitter was white my shit been on NIGHT MODE for the longest
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Knowing how much to spend on data deserves a degree on it own
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Our country has fallen in a quagmire never seen before
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don't wanna be seen don't wanna be bothered til I get my hair done
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Hate being sick but happy to be sick at home rather than at school
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Will I eva get to hug u and tell u how much u mean to me
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Am I the only one that considers No a no and Yes a yes
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Sometimes I wish I can go back and relive a couple of moments
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I just realized I get paid on Black Friday there goes my paycheck
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Was it ever real or did you lie to me to make me feel better
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Dave Chappelle be on CNN so much they need to give him a show
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All Music Weekend Is now playing You Know Me by Robbie Williams
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You finally made it there BIG portions Great call going today Phil
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Lets try on dresses but I'll never wake up in a good mood again
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Jamie Collins just got blocked by Philip Rivers What happened to him
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Absolutely not They don't want to get to the truth Do they ever
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wah sian urban ops outfield means cannot watch liverpool city
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