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Don't cheat anyone
in relationship It's hurt
like dying inside | twaiku |
Finally getting
a haircut and it's gonna
be fresh for Friday | twaiku |
I wonder how long
it would take my hair to grow
out if I went bald | twaiku |
I love watching my
brother warm the bench during
his basketball games | twaiku |
Title drop I hope
the animation will be
a concept this time | twaiku |
i don't deserve half
the shit i put myself through
can't trust em these days | twaiku |
This heat is knocking
me out already falling
asleep in my chair | twaiku |
Bed Couch Vestibule
Champagne Jerry the greatest
rapper in the world | twaiku |
grey autumn day old
toad is back in the leaky
shed Carla Sari | twaiku |
My coworker makes
some bomb ass cheesecake oh well
to the diet lol | twaiku |
Turbo tax after
watching that bear dance you have
a new customer | twaiku |
how can people sleep
after infinity war
please I need to know | twaiku |
there's an actual
scratch on my hand because of
a goddamn baguette | twaiku |
That payment I put
on my credit card got me
feeling really good | twaiku |
Having a good man
actually brings a lot
of peace in my life | twaiku |
Can't wait for our
cousins wedding in August
Scotland travelling | twaiku |
Apparently it
was one of my friends but she
doesn't remember | twaiku |
Wow my doctor just
found out how old i was here
comes the baby jokes | twaiku |
Tiffany New York
Pollard is the best thing to
happen to TV | twaiku |
a busy street a
cat runs away after a
vehicle passes | twaiku |
Going to go to
sleep in my mom room woke up
and still don't feel good | twaiku |
Remember I'm a
garbage CAN not a garbage
CAN'T My cousin Joe | twaiku |
why do I always
have And They're Off from A New
Brain stuck in my head | twaiku |
I've never needed
a drink so bad in my life
than I do right now | twaiku |
john lennon beat the
fuck out of my dick harder
than he beat yoko | twaiku |
In his behalf he's
not really sure where he is
Or what going on | twaiku |
This bitch really gave
me an apology to
give to someone else | twaiku |
I'm hungry I need
ah home cooked meal I'm tired
of restaurant food | twaiku |
I'm so hungry but
I'm trying not to eat cus
I need to lose weight | twaiku |
Bubble screen is to
Gase Dolphins as slant was to
McAdoo Giants | twaiku |
Every like I
get I will rate you in a
detailed paragraph | twaiku |
Literally goals
to buy that black beauty when
my big cheque comes in | twaiku |
Every STYLISH
woman needs a sexy black
Dress in her wardrobe | twaiku |
a million did it
before u and a million
will do it after | twaiku |
I need someone that
loves me and wants to catch my
peeps well I'm at work | twaiku |
Vermeer LOVED painting
women sitting or standing
next to a window | twaiku |
ion know what y'all
talkin about youtube been
working fine for me | twaiku |
donkey of the day
is a guy called Radio
Rahim Look him up | twaiku |
birds of a feather
fall into a bush fire
or something like that | twaiku |
Ben and Jerry's are
giving lessons in kindness
and civility | twaiku |
If you only know
what he's been up to behind
your back all this time | twaiku |
i just better get
looking for a new job with
the rate i call off | twaiku |
Seriously how
can one person cause me so
much of a tail spin | twaiku |
Watch out and listen
because people be having
their own agenda | twaiku |
You can easily
recognize his emotions
He's so beautiful | twaiku |
I also ordered
some Versace glasses and
polo sun glasses | twaiku |
So temple can build
another football field but
not an indoor track | twaiku |
Let a classic be
a classic we don't need to
blacken everything | twaiku |
Sammy your Sam is
still familiar with demon
attacks and all that | twaiku |
Great job on nightly
news tonight Hope you get some
sleep before Today | twaiku |
bitch really stole my
favorite sweater after
i gave her a ride | twaiku |
i mean the devil
real ass organized a prom
for two in his club | twaiku |
The best Christmas tree
ever Ikea should start
selling this model | twaiku |
If Chelsea win Conte
lasts until Monday if they
lose he goes tonight | twaiku |
I really just go
to school work I don't have time
for anything else | twaiku |
Just cause I'm kinda
quiet don't mean you can try
me I'll rock your world | twaiku |
Metro News Witches
will gather in Brooklyn to
hex Brett Kavanaugh | twaiku |
It's crazy how much
better life gets when you change
one negative thing | twaiku |
Gotta get through the
hard times things will get better
eventually | twaiku |
Done with cooking but
this rain wont allow me go
to the hospital | twaiku |
Official Legit
Check Comment if we have done
business together | twaiku |
hold you close enjoy
you more and spend a little
less time keeping score | twaiku |
Constantly remind
myself every day of
how lucky i am | twaiku |
NEVER disappoints
And his marketing style works
for him I love it | twaiku |
today the p in
austin p mckenzie stands
for polemical | twaiku |
Germany but I
was in NO last week to see
the Pelicans play | twaiku |
Yeah I much prefer
having Eng Span Rus keyboards
just a swipe away | twaiku |
This how he dresses
now to protect himself from
slipping on seamen | twaiku |
Saying something is
completely different from
acting upon it | twaiku |
ONE WEEK UNTIL WE
KNOW IF MY LITTLE NUGGET
IS A HE OR SHE | twaiku |
I wore stockings all
week the day i don't wear them
the temperature drops | twaiku |
hate being sad hate
not being able to do
anything about | twaiku |
I LET PEOPLE KNOW
I WASN'T HAPPY WITH THE
DECISION AND WHY | twaiku |
I'm married to the
music for better or for
worse You Me at Six | twaiku |
If any Dublin
friends want to go to Nils Frahm
on Monday holler | twaiku |
the boys are leaving
earth tonight but leaving me
behind better off | twaiku |
Bro do you ever
just wanna blast someone's shit
for being so fake | twaiku |
hour Thank you I
may have accidentally
posted twice sorry | twaiku |
If your dog isn't
the love of your life then why
even get a dog | twaiku |
there's nothing in this
world that can trouble you as
much as your own thoughts | twaiku |
am i fuck letting
my feelings get the better
of me anymore | twaiku |
Just wanted to say
hi Like ur new profile pic
Hope things are well Hugs | twaiku |
wow I am learning
a lot these last few weeks thanks
for this video | twaiku |
everything after
the fight was the craziest
thing i've ever seen | twaiku |
I want my husband
to rub me down with Vick and
give me medicine | twaiku |
A list of our
lessons categorized by
subject area | twaiku |
Almost got in an
accident taken out the
game this is crazy | twaiku |
Stan twitter feels so
overwhelming after I've
been gone for a week | twaiku |
In the bonus now
every possession should
be at the basket | twaiku |
Tell people the sweet
and kind things you think about
them and watch them bloom | twaiku |
I wanted to see
Clive Waterhouse walk Meghan
Markle down the aisle | twaiku |
I really want sum
sweet cornbread but I don't feel
like stirring that shit | twaiku |
God is an honest
payer but a very slow
one Yiddish Proverb | twaiku |
A little snapshot
of what the Research team have
been up to this year | twaiku |
currently watching
the best movie ever made
by bieber time films | twaiku |
biTCH I'M SUDDENLY
NERVOUS IF HIP HOP TEAM DOES
WHO IM GONNA FLIP | twaiku |
when feminists my
mom's age are like old news we've
made plans to see you | twaiku |
Them practices where
I work through an injury
catching up to me | twaiku |
Twitter is full of
morons I'm too angry now
Going back to bed | twaiku |
New Cloakroom makes me
transcend time and it's free and
it's gonna be cool | twaiku |
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