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Don't cheat anyone in relationship It's hurt like dying inside
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Finally getting a haircut and it's gonna be fresh for Friday
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I wonder how long it would take my hair to grow out if I went bald
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I love watching my brother warm the bench during his basketball games
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Title drop I hope the animation will be a concept this time
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i don't deserve half the shit i put myself through can't trust em these days
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This heat is knocking me out already falling asleep in my chair
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Bed Couch Vestibule Champagne Jerry the greatest rapper in the world
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grey autumn day old toad is back in the leaky shed Carla Sari
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My coworker makes some bomb ass cheesecake oh well to the diet lol
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Turbo tax after watching that bear dance you have a new customer
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how can people sleep after infinity war please I need to know
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there's an actual scratch on my hand because of a goddamn baguette
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That payment I put on my credit card got me feeling really good
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Having a good man actually brings a lot of peace in my life
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Can't wait for our cousins wedding in August Scotland travelling
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Apparently it was one of my friends but she doesn't remember
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Wow my doctor just found out how old i was here comes the baby jokes
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Tiffany New York Pollard is the best thing to happen to TV
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a busy street a cat runs away after a vehicle passes
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Going to go to sleep in my mom room woke up and still don't feel good
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Remember I'm a garbage CAN not a garbage CAN'T My cousin Joe
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why do I always have And They're Off from A New Brain stuck in my head
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I've never needed a drink so bad in my life than I do right now
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john lennon beat the fuck out of my dick harder than he beat yoko
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In his behalf he's not really sure where he is Or what going on
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This bitch really gave me an apology to give to someone else
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I'm hungry I need ah home cooked meal I'm tired of restaurant food
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I'm so hungry but I'm trying not to eat cus I need to lose weight
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Bubble screen is to Gase Dolphins as slant was to McAdoo Giants
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Every like I get I will rate you in a detailed paragraph
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Literally goals to buy that black beauty when my big cheque comes in
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Every STYLISH woman needs a sexy black Dress in her wardrobe
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a million did it before u and a million will do it after
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I need someone that loves me and wants to catch my peeps well I'm at work
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Vermeer LOVED painting women sitting or standing next to a window
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ion know what y'all talkin about youtube been working fine for me
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donkey of the day is a guy called Radio Rahim Look him up
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birds of a feather fall into a bush fire or something like that
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Ben and Jerry's are giving lessons in kindness and civility
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If you only know what he's been up to behind your back all this time
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i just better get looking for a new job with the rate i call off
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Seriously how can one person cause me so much of a tail spin
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Watch out and listen because people be having their own agenda
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You can easily recognize his emotions He's so beautiful
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I also ordered some Versace glasses and polo sun glasses
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So temple can build another football field but not an indoor track
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Let a classic be a classic we don't need to blacken everything
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Sammy your Sam is still familiar with demon attacks and all that
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Great job on nightly news tonight Hope you get some sleep before Today
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bitch really stole my favorite sweater after i gave her a ride
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i mean the devil real ass organized a prom for two in his club
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The best Christmas tree ever Ikea should start selling this model
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If Chelsea win Conte lasts until Monday if they lose he goes tonight
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I really just go to school work I don't have time for anything else
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Just cause I'm kinda quiet don't mean you can try me I'll rock your world
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Metro News Witches will gather in Brooklyn to hex Brett Kavanaugh
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It's crazy how much better life gets when you change one negative thing
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Gotta get through the hard times things will get better eventually
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Done with cooking but this rain wont allow me go to the hospital
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Official Legit Check Comment if we have done business together
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hold you close enjoy you more and spend a little less time keeping score
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Constantly remind myself every day of how lucky i am
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NEVER disappoints And his marketing style works for him I love it
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today the p in austin p mckenzie stands for polemical
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Germany but I was in NO last week to see the Pelicans play
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Yeah I much prefer having Eng Span Rus keyboards just a swipe away
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This how he dresses now to protect himself from slipping on seamen
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Saying something is completely different from acting upon it
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ONE WEEK UNTIL WE KNOW IF MY LITTLE NUGGET IS A HE OR SHE
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I wore stockings all week the day i don't wear them the temperature drops
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hate being sad hate not being able to do anything about
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I LET PEOPLE KNOW I WASN'T HAPPY WITH THE DECISION AND WHY
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I'm married to the music for better or for worse You Me at Six
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If any Dublin friends want to go to Nils Frahm on Monday holler
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the boys are leaving earth tonight but leaving me behind better off
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Bro do you ever just wanna blast someone's shit for being so fake
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hour Thank you I may have accidentally posted twice sorry
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If your dog isn't the love of your life then why even get a dog
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there's nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts
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am i fuck letting my feelings get the better of me anymore
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Just wanted to say hi Like ur new profile pic Hope things are well Hugs
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wow I am learning a lot these last few weeks thanks for this video
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everything after the fight was the craziest thing i've ever seen
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I want my husband to rub me down with Vick and give me medicine
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A list of our lessons categorized by subject area
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Almost got in an accident taken out the game this is crazy
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Stan twitter feels so overwhelming after I've been gone for a week
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In the bonus now every possession should be at the basket
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Tell people the sweet and kind things you think about them and watch them bloom
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I wanted to see Clive Waterhouse walk Meghan Markle down the aisle
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I really want sum sweet cornbread but I don't feel like stirring that shit
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God is an honest payer but a very slow one Yiddish Proverb
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A little snapshot of what the Research team have been up to this year
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currently watching the best movie ever made by bieber time films
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biTCH I'M SUDDENLY NERVOUS IF HIP HOP TEAM DOES WHO IM GONNA FLIP
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when feminists my mom's age are like old news we've made plans to see you
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Them practices where I work through an injury catching up to me
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Twitter is full of morons I'm too angry now Going back to bed
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New Cloakroom makes me transcend time and it's free and it's gonna be cool
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