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You should be writing like a manipulation hunting a stopping
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Can we give commies free helicopter rides but we both get thrown out
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You always come to the party on your knees I will not beg you please
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I'm going to hand out cards to people floating guns ducks on their plates
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if you were gonna vote please double check and make sure you're registered
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let me fall asleep on your chest while you run your fingers through my hair
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Why do I always go to twitter when I'm my most emo at night
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Laughing at loss Ha pathetic I laugh at my loss of will to live
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Who am I trying to have a baby with so I can get some clout
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Good morning I woke up with chlorine stuck in my head have a good day
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If you wouldn't want your partner doing it then you shouldn't Simple
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Be careful in the beginning and you have no trouble in the end
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Have you ever felt so lonely you're chest hurts so much from emptiness
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Uzbekistan drags cameras as a result of taking a break
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haiku piracy violets are blue flowers are you gonna sue
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simple common sense on many subjects maybe its a brooklyn thing
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Fake announcement They're trying to rescue trump from the drain Not working
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An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough
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Lilly tried to kill me with the table It's fine everything is fine
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Selfish haters suck my dick el es el duro michael im human
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i'm tired but i wanna look cute do i put on makeup or nah
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Hungry yet way too lazy to get out of bed to something to eat
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QUESTION TIME What is one of the things you would put on your bucket list
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Christians don't forget we are ALL brothers sisters Love your family
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I love going months without remembering that adam rose exists
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Totally fine Just got attacked by my own book Nothing to see here
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every time i see that Dora picture i feel some type of way
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I should focus on the things I couldn't do but now I can instead
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i can't believe i have been created by such a perverted meme
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The amount of times my time has been wasted just this year is insane
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I can't believe its been over a year since I last straightened my hair
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You're supposed to be the leading lady of your own life for God's sake
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Knowing I don't have to revise ever again really warms my heart
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It's actually u that has the sickness of discrimination
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Well if he didn't want to die he shouldn't of done drugs demi l
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my mom really be a ride or die god BLESS that woman forever
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If LeBron DOES go to Golden State I'll have no choice but to hate them
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i will never be a good person i know that but at least i tried
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Anyone else get really sad when they finish a bowl of popcorn
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once I get tattoos it's over for all you job opportunities
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I wasn't asking for no money son cause I was out hustling
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Thank you for chatting to us today we really appreciate it
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I beat bigger dudes up in sparring nobody my size beating me
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Finally making a business plan for something I have passion for
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I really miss last summer it was one of the best times in my life
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Realized I've just been settling I ant more than just to settle
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I want a better paying job cause I'm starting to not like retail
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not stressing over a lover in the past i already had them
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kevin's in rehab bout time hope my brother gets his shit together
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Get ready to burn in the sun Brandon Better make it a quick run
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How devastating is it when your plans don't match your hair wash schedule
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Everyone prepares for change but no one ever plans for transition
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I forgot I have a wedding this weekend I haven't bought a dress
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I TRULY do not know where I would be without the Flicker album
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Th thank you um would it be okay for me to rest on your bed
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Cant wait for Koko to become HOH it will be an exciting week
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When ya parents don't even wanna come watch ya last dance show banter
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Sam's grandad laugh and drunk rambling is something I'm taking to the grave
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ugh why can't fucking garfield give me the day off for like once Good god
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Clearly a PI But got to be more Aggressive with the Route Concepts
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I wasn't even a big fan or anything and I'm fucking hurt
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I wish I didn't look like hank hill but I guess we can't have it all
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I reflect to how you make me feel you're pretty amazing yourself
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Ok guys meeting Jack Black didn't work but I still have my cum rag
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If need to finish this extra credit but i cannot concentrate
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Please ensure no facts appear in a world defined by uncertainty
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Can't remember the last time I used Facebook Is it the next snapchat
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Just had a mini heart attack cus I almost dropped my spaghetti
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Amsterdam is like if Santa's Village was run by the cast of RENT
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constantly have to remind myself that beauty isn't everything
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i swear i wanna learn the trait that doesn't let me procrastinate
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My only reason to like this tweet is the use of correct English
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they played abba and everyone including me screamed in excitement
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I have no problem saying sorry even when I've don't nothing wrong
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y'all stay looking for a scene lol look for a job ugly ass lil girl
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i know the feeling i was sweating earlier and the air is on
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The intruder pulled a knife and threatened to carve her up if she screamed
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One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel
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She wore loneliness in a smile while she hid the sadness with laughter
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Literally a lorry stuck outside my house and now I can't sleep
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I always delete selfies after I post em why am I like this
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how simple my heart can be how simple my heart can be frightens me
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Don't hurt those people whose only intention was to make you happy
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Meanwhile in the real world migration is back to pre crisis levels
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Isn't the plot of Red Sparrow just Black Widow's origin story
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I resolve To love To hope To learn To change To live truth Everyday
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Watch now before we ruin it for you And then you have to kill us
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my sisters going to japan and guess where i'm going that's right hell
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I miss living on my own with my own fucking kitchen oh my god
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Alex stop buying Ritalin and snorting it in Thailand challenge
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Are these just people crying out for help cause they some angry people
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This literally was the best scene from AHS out of all the seasons
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Not lying it is Enticement Bribery and Solicitation
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Just because you can say sorry doesn't mean you keep making mistakes
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Good morning wake me up when it's friday and we have new Vince Staples
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How do you expect someone else to like you if you don't eve like you
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can always count on betta to tell me all the laws around murder
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I think my boredom leads to nostalgia and that is problematic
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Unfortunately best rock song probably won't be announced on air
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I'm in my twenties I no longer have time for two faced people bye
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