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You should be writing
like a manipulation
hunting a stopping | twaiku |
Can we give commies
free helicopter rides but
we both get thrown out | twaiku |
You always come to
the party on your knees I
will not beg you please | twaiku |
I'm going to hand
out cards to people floating
guns ducks on their plates | twaiku |
if you were gonna
vote please double check and make
sure you're registered | twaiku |
let me fall asleep
on your chest while you run your
fingers through my hair | twaiku |
Why do I always
go to twitter when I'm my
most emo at night | twaiku |
Laughing at loss Ha
pathetic I laugh at my
loss of will to live | twaiku |
Who am I trying
to have a baby with so
I can get some clout | twaiku |
Good morning I woke
up with chlorine stuck in my
head have a good day | twaiku |
If you wouldn't want
your partner doing it then
you shouldn't Simple | twaiku |
Be careful in the
beginning and you have no
trouble in the end | twaiku |
Have you ever felt
so lonely you're chest hurts so
much from emptiness | twaiku |
Uzbekistan drags
cameras as a result
of taking a break | twaiku |
haiku piracy
violets are blue flowers
are you gonna sue | twaiku |
simple common sense
on many subjects maybe
its a brooklyn thing | twaiku |
Fake announcement They're
trying to rescue trump from
the drain Not working | twaiku |
An apple a day
will keep anyone away
if thrown hard enough | twaiku |
Lilly tried to kill
me with the table It's fine
everything is fine | twaiku |
Selfish haters suck
my dick el es el duro
michael im human | twaiku |
i'm tired but i
wanna look cute do i put
on makeup or nah | twaiku |
Hungry yet way too
lazy to get out of bed
to something to eat | twaiku |
QUESTION TIME What is
one of the things you would put
on your bucket list | twaiku |
Christians don't forget
we are ALL brothers sisters
Love your family | twaiku |
I love going months
without remembering that
adam rose exists | twaiku |
Totally fine Just
got attacked by my own book
Nothing to see here | twaiku |
every time i
see that Dora picture i
feel some type of way | twaiku |
I should focus on
the things I couldn't do but
now I can instead | twaiku |
i can't believe i
have been created by such
a perverted meme | twaiku |
The amount of times
my time has been wasted just
this year is insane | twaiku |
I can't believe its
been over a year since I
last straightened my hair | twaiku |
You're supposed to be
the leading lady of your
own life for God's sake | twaiku |
Knowing I don't have
to revise ever again
really warms my heart | twaiku |
It's actually
u that has the sickness of
discrimination | twaiku |
Well if he didn't
want to die he shouldn't of
done drugs demi l | twaiku |
my mom really be
a ride or die god BLESS that
woman forever | twaiku |
If LeBron DOES go
to Golden State I'll have no
choice but to hate them | twaiku |
i will never be
a good person i know that
but at least i tried | twaiku |
Anyone else get
really sad when they finish
a bowl of popcorn | twaiku |
once I get tattoos
it's over for all you job
opportunities | twaiku |
I wasn't asking
for no money son cause I
was out hustling | twaiku |
Thank you for chatting
to us today we really
appreciate it | twaiku |
I beat bigger dudes
up in sparring nobody
my size beating me | twaiku |
Finally making
a business plan for something
I have passion for | twaiku |
I really miss last
summer it was one of the
best times in my life | twaiku |
Realized I've just
been settling I ant more
than just to settle | twaiku |
I want a better
paying job cause I'm starting
to not like retail | twaiku |
not stressing over
a lover in the past i
already had them | twaiku |
kevin's in rehab
bout time hope my brother gets
his shit together | twaiku |
Get ready to burn
in the sun Brandon Better
make it a quick run | twaiku |
How devastating
is it when your plans don't match
your hair wash schedule | twaiku |
Everyone prepares
for change but no one ever
plans for transition | twaiku |
I forgot I have
a wedding this weekend I
haven't bought a dress | twaiku |
I TRULY do not
know where I would be without
the Flicker album | twaiku |
Th thank you um
would it be okay for me
to rest on your bed | twaiku |
Cant wait for Koko
to become HOH it will be
an exciting week | twaiku |
When ya parents don't
even wanna come watch ya
last dance show banter | twaiku |
Sam's grandad laugh and
drunk rambling is something I'm
taking to the grave | twaiku |
ugh why can't fucking
garfield give me the day off
for like once Good god | twaiku |
Clearly a PI But
got to be more Aggressive
with the Route Concepts | twaiku |
I wasn't even
a big fan or anything
and I'm fucking hurt | twaiku |
I wish I didn't
look like hank hill but I guess
we can't have it all | twaiku |
I reflect to how
you make me feel you're pretty
amazing yourself | twaiku |
Ok guys meeting
Jack Black didn't work but I
still have my cum rag | twaiku |
If need to finish
this extra credit but i
cannot concentrate | twaiku |
Please ensure no facts
appear in a world defined
by uncertainty | twaiku |
Can't remember the
last time I used Facebook Is
it the next snapchat | twaiku |
Just had a mini
heart attack cus I almost
dropped my spaghetti | twaiku |
Amsterdam is like
if Santa's Village was run
by the cast of RENT | twaiku |
constantly have to
remind myself that beauty
isn't everything | twaiku |
i swear i wanna
learn the trait that doesn't let
me procrastinate | twaiku |
My only reason
to like this tweet is the use
of correct English | twaiku |
they played abba and
everyone including me
screamed in excitement | twaiku |
I have no problem
saying sorry even when
I've don't nothing wrong | twaiku |
y'all stay looking for
a scene lol look for a job
ugly ass lil girl | twaiku |
i know the feeling
i was sweating earlier
and the air is on | twaiku |
The intruder pulled
a knife and threatened to carve
her up if she screamed | twaiku |
One may tolerate
a world of demons for the
sake of an angel | twaiku |
She wore loneliness
in a smile while she hid the
sadness with laughter | twaiku |
Literally a
lorry stuck outside my house
and now I can't sleep | twaiku |
I always delete
selfies after I post em
why am I like this | twaiku |
how simple my heart
can be how simple my heart
can be frightens me | twaiku |
Don't hurt those people
whose only intention was
to make you happy | twaiku |
Meanwhile in the real
world migration is back to
pre crisis levels | twaiku |
Isn't the plot of
Red Sparrow just Black Widow's
origin story | twaiku |
I resolve To love
To hope To learn To change To
live truth Everyday | twaiku |
Watch now before we
ruin it for you And then
you have to kill us | twaiku |
my sisters going
to japan and guess where i'm
going that's right hell | twaiku |
I miss living on
my own with my own fucking
kitchen oh my god | twaiku |
Alex stop buying
Ritalin and snorting it
in Thailand challenge | twaiku |
Are these just people
crying out for help cause they
some angry people | twaiku |
This literally
was the best scene from AHS out
of all the seasons | twaiku |
Not lying it is
Enticement Bribery and
Solicitation | twaiku |
Just because you can
say sorry doesn't mean you
keep making mistakes | twaiku |
Good morning wake me
up when it's friday and we
have new Vince Staples | twaiku |
How do you expect
someone else to like you if
you don't eve like you | twaiku |
can always count on
betta to tell me all the
laws around murder | twaiku |
I think my boredom
leads to nostalgia and that
is problematic | twaiku |
Unfortunately
best rock song probably won't
be announced on air | twaiku |
I'm in my twenties
I no longer have time for
two faced people bye | twaiku |
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