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Why pharmacologists owes
more than architects | twaiku |
You know what really
grumbles my pups I just sewed
on NINE snaps BACKWARDS | twaiku |
and you would've had
them travel by train and drink
warm milk before bed | twaiku |
moon is lighting up
her skin she's falling doesn't
even know it yet | twaiku |
I'll be anything
in this world for you baby
except a goofy | twaiku |
any chance of us
getting a copy of the
stewards report please | twaiku |
Men's Prayer Advance An
awesome meeting with God with
His Word and with men | twaiku |
Now playing Praise Break
Gimme Some Room So I Can
Thank Him by Kurt Carr | twaiku |
Also someone backed
into our new car and
scratched it so there's that | twaiku |
I love how witty
people are scattered around
this mall that I'm in | twaiku |
If you love someone
let them go If they come back
then it's meant to be | twaiku |
Americans who
haven't curled you can't hit the
shot that Shuster missed | twaiku |
No more eating out
for lunch when I'm at work it's
time to save money | twaiku |
There will always be
someone who can't see your worth
don't let it be you | twaiku |
Same applies with cars
Ya park across the lot they'll
still park next to you | twaiku |
Finally eating
after hours and hours
at the hospital | twaiku |
My son is growing
up on me He's so smart and
independent now | twaiku |
i'm not ready i'm
still a kid and i'm just a
kid what should i do | twaiku |
Hate when i gotta
cut someone off cause they say
some dumb shit like that | twaiku |
Once culture has been
created it belongs to
those who perceive it | twaiku |
Gonna wake up and
clean out my room What a good
start to a new year | twaiku |
say it again for
the fuck boys in the FRONT that
clearly didn't hear | twaiku |
Behind The Make Up
Hair Eyelashes And Eyebrows
I Know The Real You | twaiku |
Never gave me shit
had to make a way Learned life
from all my lessons | twaiku |
you meet my body
on the frontline take me back
down memory lane | twaiku |
Need to workout all
December Hopefully I
hold myself to it | twaiku |
Really tired of
having a shit computer
And it's brand new Sigh | twaiku |
Good things that happened
this year I built a graveyard
out of foam Twin Peaks | twaiku |
i wanna be rich
so i can get a new face
every few years | twaiku |
People really think
I favor Alicia Keys
and I don't see how | twaiku |
Okay I was this
for a party but you look
better sis go off | twaiku |
It's just in really
bad taste considering what
happened to Scalise | twaiku |
That's probably a
good thing tho since I can't be
smoking anymore | twaiku |
gotta add you to
the list when are you coming
back to chicago | twaiku |
Seen the light apart
from a couple of the songs
skins is fucking sick | twaiku |
momma always said
the prettiest people do
the ugliest things | twaiku |
Eternal Flame by
The Bangles is one of those
forever love songs | twaiku |
I'd rather be broke
and happy as hell than rich
and miserable | twaiku |
Legit Check on me
Reply if i have helped or
we have done business | twaiku |
I'm starting to think
that I may or may not be
emotionally stunned | twaiku |
I really have no
one to talk to at least not
bout anything real | twaiku |
Compounding his lies
Plus Hannity will add some
of his own No thanks | twaiku |
You ain't the only
one who can be a show off
this body look good | twaiku |
Nothing like Young Thug
to get you pumped for a full
ass day of drinking | twaiku |
If yo nipples pierced
and you ain't wearing a bra
just know I'm looking | twaiku |
sadness is such a
fucking hole that I always
seem to fall into | twaiku |
I've never seen so
many fake people all at
once Fucking crazy | twaiku |
I don't understand
why people can't mind their own
business and do THEM | twaiku |
The Almighty has
a plan far better than what
I could ever plan | twaiku |
I just realised
I lost all my drafts Cos I
deleted my app | twaiku |
Hate the shovel pass
Works once then we think it should
be in the game plan | twaiku |
I almost forgot
what it's like to have money
in my account wow | twaiku |
Well the twitter app
is messing up Guess I am
gonna go to bed | twaiku |
In other news I'd
hate to be an Arsenal
supporter right now | twaiku |
On the other side
of what you fear is knowledge
and understanding | twaiku |
One of the reasons
why I haven't been active
on Twitter lately | twaiku |
I can't stop thinking
about your you know what It's
so gargantuan | twaiku |
Struggling right now
never want to see a glass
of red wine again | twaiku |
everyday is just
another day i haven't
died on the freeway | twaiku |
Wow Heather just told
me she wants me gone from her
memory you're mean | twaiku |
That's crazy I had
to really stop n figure
which one was Crawford | twaiku |
Let's not forget the
sequel The Last Landlord and
the spinoff Rent One | twaiku |
can't believe Marcel
cheated on Gabby i was
rooting for them too | twaiku |
I was thinking of
going home for lunch and then
the rest of the day | twaiku |
It's like my grandad
always used to say stoop kid
never leaves his stoop | twaiku |
You are amazing
and loved Don't let anyone
tell you otherwise | twaiku |
Nothing sounds sadder
than being holed up in a
Delaware beach house | twaiku |
Thank God Almighty
you will not be going to
Washington next year | twaiku |
Thank you for blessing
me with your pretty face on
my timeline today | twaiku |
I couldn't agree
more This is my favorite
match of my career | twaiku |
I wonder how they
are going to spin Meghan
Markle leaving suits | twaiku |
you really thought you
had time for a play action
pass on the goal line | twaiku |
i'm supposed to be
going to chicago but
like it's getting cold | twaiku |
Ready Player One
was a really good movie
in my opinion | twaiku |
Huh Somethin' I dropped
Ya picked up my candies for
me Y Yer so sweet | twaiku |
I've seen this exact
thing happen before This game
needs Cuadrado | twaiku |
I only know how
to focus on one person
at a time Sorry | twaiku |
The fact that naked
sleeping season is almost
over bothers me | twaiku |
He rethinking his
life after he was put to
sleep by that right hook | twaiku |
My appetite died
yesterday Never taking
alcohol again | twaiku |
Thank you everyone
for the beautiful birthday
wishes messages | twaiku |
I only sleep with
my fan on because the noise
helps me go to sleep | twaiku |
Can someone point me
in the direction of a
time machine Cause fuck | twaiku |
James Harden Pushes
off every single time
he touches the ball | twaiku |
Fast Cheap Testing for
Tuberculosis Soon It
May Be Possible | twaiku |
i'd be willing to
bet my opinion is the
one they wanted though | twaiku |
can't wait till people
are gone to appreciate
them just do it now | twaiku |
Although I think that's
a stupid question to ask
in an interview | twaiku |
I'm not gonna be
what people want me to be
and that's why I'm me | twaiku |
when they start acting
different somebody else
has their attention | twaiku |
Watching old cartoons
and catching all the quotes that
are meant for adults | twaiku |
So one is enough
for a month before washing
Each side for a week | twaiku |
childhood is for fun
and wonderment adulthood
is for therapy | twaiku |
My luck waking up
with either a sty or pink
eye on my day off | twaiku |
I'm actually
excited to listen to
this new x album | twaiku |
Miller should have died
along with the rest of the
pirates back then lol | twaiku |
Ways of Seeing Look
Around You a supercut
of the two series | twaiku |
Guys gotta get their
heads straight if they want to win
in January | twaiku |
It's absolutely
crazy how wrong you can be
about a person | twaiku |
Dating for me is
definitely cancelled for
the rest of my life | twaiku |
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