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it s uncalled for Why pharmacologists owes more than architects
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You know what really grumbles my pups I just sewed on NINE snaps BACKWARDS
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and you would've had them travel by train and drink warm milk before bed
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moon is lighting up her skin she's falling doesn't even know it yet
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I'll be anything in this world for you baby except a goofy
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any chance of us getting a copy of the stewards report please
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Men's Prayer Advance An awesome meeting with God with His Word and with men
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Now playing Praise Break Gimme Some Room So I Can Thank Him by Kurt Carr
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Also someone backed into our new car and scratched it so there's that
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I love how witty people are scattered around this mall that I'm in
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If you love someone let them go If they come back then it's meant to be
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Americans who haven't curled you can't hit the shot that Shuster missed
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No more eating out for lunch when I'm at work it's time to save money
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There will always be someone who can't see your worth don't let it be you
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Same applies with cars Ya park across the lot they'll still park next to you
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Finally eating after hours and hours at the hospital
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My son is growing up on me He's so smart and independent now
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i'm not ready i'm still a kid and i'm just a kid what should i do
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Hate when i gotta cut someone off cause they say some dumb shit like that
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Once culture has been created it belongs to those who perceive it
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Gonna wake up and clean out my room What a good start to a new year
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say it again for the fuck boys in the FRONT that clearly didn't hear
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Behind The Make Up Hair Eyelashes And Eyebrows I Know The Real You
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Never gave me shit had to make a way Learned life from all my lessons
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you meet my body on the frontline take me back down memory lane
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Need to workout all December Hopefully I hold myself to it
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Really tired of having a shit computer And it's brand new Sigh
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Good things that happened this year I built a graveyard out of foam Twin Peaks
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i wanna be rich so i can get a new face every few years
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People really think I favor Alicia Keys and I don't see how
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Okay I was this for a party but you look better sis go off
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It's just in really bad taste considering what happened to Scalise
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That's probably a good thing tho since I can't be smoking anymore
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gotta add you to the list when are you coming back to chicago
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Seen the light apart from a couple of the songs skins is fucking sick
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momma always said the prettiest people do the ugliest things
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Eternal Flame by The Bangles is one of those forever love songs
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I'd rather be broke and happy as hell than rich and miserable
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Legit Check on me Reply if i have helped or we have done business
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I'm starting to think that I may or may not be emotionally stunned
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I really have no one to talk to at least not bout anything real
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Compounding his lies Plus Hannity will add some of his own No thanks
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You ain't the only one who can be a show off this body look good
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Nothing like Young Thug to get you pumped for a full ass day of drinking
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If yo nipples pierced and you ain't wearing a bra just know I'm looking
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sadness is such a fucking hole that I always seem to fall into
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I've never seen so many fake people all at once Fucking crazy
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I don't understand why people can't mind their own business and do THEM
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The Almighty has a plan far better than what I could ever plan
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I just realised I lost all my drafts Cos I deleted my app
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Hate the shovel pass Works once then we think it should be in the game plan
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I almost forgot what it's like to have money in my account wow
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Well the twitter app is messing up Guess I am gonna go to bed
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In other news I'd hate to be an Arsenal supporter right now
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On the other side of what you fear is knowledge and understanding
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One of the reasons why I haven't been active on Twitter lately
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I can't stop thinking about your you know what It's so gargantuan
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Struggling right now never want to see a glass of red wine again
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everyday is just another day i haven't died on the freeway
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Wow Heather just told me she wants me gone from her memory you're mean
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That's crazy I had to really stop n figure which one was Crawford
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Let's not forget the sequel The Last Landlord and the spinoff Rent One
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can't believe Marcel cheated on Gabby i was rooting for them too
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I was thinking of going home for lunch and then the rest of the day
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It's like my grandad always used to say stoop kid never leaves his stoop
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You are amazing and loved Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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Nothing sounds sadder than being holed up in a Delaware beach house
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Thank God Almighty you will not be going to Washington next year
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Thank you for blessing me with your pretty face on my timeline today
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I couldn't agree more This is my favorite match of my career
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I wonder how they are going to spin Meghan Markle leaving suits
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you really thought you had time for a play action pass on the goal line
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i'm supposed to be going to chicago but like it's getting cold
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Ready Player One was a really good movie in my opinion
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Huh Somethin' I dropped Ya picked up my candies for me Y Yer so sweet
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I've seen this exact thing happen before This game needs Cuadrado
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I only know how to focus on one person at a time Sorry
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The fact that naked sleeping season is almost over bothers me
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He rethinking his life after he was put to sleep by that right hook
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My appetite died yesterday Never taking alcohol again
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Thank you everyone for the beautiful birthday wishes messages
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I only sleep with my fan on because the noise helps me go to sleep
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Can someone point me in the direction of a time machine Cause fuck
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James Harden Pushes off every single time he touches the ball
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Fast Cheap Testing for Tuberculosis Soon It May Be Possible
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i'd be willing to bet my opinion is the one they wanted though
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can't wait till people are gone to appreciate them just do it now
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Although I think that's a stupid question to ask in an interview
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I'm not gonna be what people want me to be and that's why I'm me
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when they start acting different somebody else has their attention
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Watching old cartoons and catching all the quotes that are meant for adults
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So one is enough for a month before washing Each side for a week
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childhood is for fun and wonderment adulthood is for therapy
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My luck waking up with either a sty or pink eye on my day off
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I'm actually excited to listen to this new x album
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Miller should have died along with the rest of the pirates back then lol
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Ways of Seeing Look Around You a supercut of the two series
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Guys gotta get their heads straight if they want to win in January
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It's absolutely crazy how wrong you can be about a person
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Dating for me is definitely cancelled for the rest of my life
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