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They only tell what there told to there being paid off by you know who
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We don't even know we're going into the Steel Samurai's motto
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getting cats to come places when you can't pick them up is difficult
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This is fantastic I though it was just me who had this obsession
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I keep telling you This guy will give away the farm just to look good
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beautiful film and Enjoying very Fun and comedy Superb
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Why do i always find things out that i never wanted to find out
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I'm so ready to go home I'm not sleepy I just want to go home
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I love my husband i just want to know why he so mad at me tho
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Maybe she could do what Melanie does with the hate ignore it lol
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I double click the dreaded songs folder and came across this online
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MR WILLIAMS FIXED EARLY GAME WINNERS
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It's so hard being an adult when someone keeps acting like a child
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Best way to avoid flu wear mask an gloves Yep its THAT bad guys n dolls
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If you can't accept the raggedy you can't get next to the sexy
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Never make fun of depression It's real It can affect anyone
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Fuck reggae pussy ass shit I need to listen to metal again
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Trying to edit but my laptop won't let me be great I'm annoyed
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I think every map gps app competes for which is the worst
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Christian is going to chicken Rico for me I'm winning tonight
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English Extra US servers are now online to handle the demand
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Now Playing Kenny Burrell Chitlins Con Carne off of the album on
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Why Texas A M go out there and get their ass kick like that tonight
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Steve Harvey Using an S word describe your first kiss Mom Sweet Me Sad
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There's a hurricane coming next weekend Man I'm just trying to see
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If I ever say Bet after you say something smart it's game over
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Dan do you answer people back on Twitter if so can we talk thanks
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Having a great start to the week Wishing all my followers are too
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sitting under the dryer is the worst part when getting your hair done
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Don't think I've ever been so unaware of what day week time it is
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Ooh interesting read and nice to see something other than zelda
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Commentator wants to eject Clarke for that Get this guy outta here
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So am i drinking beer with an irish dude on saturday or que
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Devil's day arrived Acid rain pours from the sky The end of all things
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Ur actually right about something for once Unbelievable
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i swear i never go anywhere to where I don't know nobody
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i'm going to get a whole duck and you're going to get a WHOLE KID
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Christianity is a marathon do you have the stamina
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For race baiting For shaming white people Or for playing a victim
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I'm bypassing a nap in order to get shit done Who is this bitch
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I have become a Great Interior Design Challenge widower
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When I needed you U weren't there when u need me I won't be there
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Be a pineapple stand tall where a crown and be sweet on the inside
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Henderson YOU HAVE MY CHARGER I NEED IT ITS MY ONLY ONE PLEASE
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Nature is kind to women than men Time is kind to Men than Women
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I've always liked to play with fire Watching as the flames get higher
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so ready to start accomplishing minor goals that lead to major
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I hate myself for agreeing to be at the gym this early lol
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I am taking the children to see the peaceful giants wandering
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Switching over to Getting Over It Trying to improve my time
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joanna newsom oh yea the chick wit the fat ass that plays the harp
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coming home i thought it would hurt but seeing it is just comforting
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mom n daughter nights consist of homemade cookies hot chocolate and friends
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im going to sac today and hanging out with z im so happy
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Just sent the Kylie video to my mom im the best daughter lol
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Global still pushing the anti Trump agenda and now pro Opera
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The problem with the world is that nice people don't have Twitter accounts
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Why not railway write that there is no arrival time for any train
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can already tell captain marvel is gonna top wonder woman
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dude stop letting the trolls get to yah you're feeding them by responding
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I have been looking for that audio on you tube and can't find it
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Am I the only one who absolutely loves driving in the snow
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Others Do ur best forget the rest Me Do the rest forget the best
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Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance
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Imagine being with someone this insecure Can never be me
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Let me just slowly back away from the pussy like I always do
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Imagine having a job where you stare at the computer all day
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does anybody have a link for where you can pre order youngblood
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Everything would've been so much easier if I didn't exist
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City Go Chop took all my money this month and I'm not even mad
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Getting texts from friends to put your seatbelt on that's the shit I'm about
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Me Pedro have been drinking beer for breakfast since we got to Cabo
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Complains about high taxes TAX CUT Complains that taxes are to low
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Cher you rOCk Merry Christmas to you and yours and thanks for being real
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Reality is starting to hit me and I'm not ready for it
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Yeah but not enough to apologize to the person you tagged lol
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The closest thing I've ever gotten to rapping is singing fat lip
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sometimes I feel so empty and dark and it kills me literally
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The very thing you told me not to do begged me You went and did Lol
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I wanna make a Serena and possibly ship her with a Nate
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Really feeling like it's time for a walk on the beach with my mommy
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Why does everyone think I'm lying if I say I didn't go out
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Summer depression is way easier worse than winter depression
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The greatest power is often simple patience E Joseph Cossman
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how does the mirror when its facing another mirror i must know
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Me and my brother used to beef so hard yo Now we're the best of friends
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Put Ronda in a mini cowboy hat and she'll be over brother
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I can finally say I'm at ease for the most part yet still healing
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it's so easy for me to swipe my card but to see cash gone oh man
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Too many good things happening in one day it's suspect honestly
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Was there this morning Absolutely beautiful seeing all those wreaths
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Bridge Colby would have been good to invite Do you know him Super smart
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Our eyes speak this language that only you and me can understand
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Have to eat chicken noodle soup because I can't eat anything hard
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How I'm supposed to sleep with all this alcohol and food on my chest
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I'm not sure alot of grandmas wear the same bras that you do sips milk
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The most frustrating thing is not being able to find more music
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Eating a really loud apple in a very quiet office HELP
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To be honest I wish I was done with this thing I'm so over it
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Do you ever look at yourself and think where am I headed in life
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