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You should be writing
like a cropper dreaming of
an undertaker | twaiku |
I think everyone
should have off the week between
Christmas and New Years | twaiku |
factual felt like
a scavenger hunt today
looking for dumbbells | twaiku |
Nobody gotta
worry about me ever
or do shit for me | twaiku |
THE SADDEST PERSON
ALIVE RIGHT NOW HAS TO BE
ME IM HEART BROKEN | twaiku |
back from holiday
festivities my santa
hats were a big hit | twaiku |
Ironically the
same amount of games left in
the Steve Wilks era | twaiku |
Gilda Radner I
base most of my fashion taste
on what doesn't itch | twaiku |
it's embarrassing
when your pretty friend settles
for someone ugly | twaiku |
Louis I think this
is the beginning of a
beautiful friendship | twaiku |
I wanna dye my
hair blue but i don't want to
damage my real hair | twaiku |
Twenty ways to see
the world twenty ways to start
a fight Shut me up | twaiku |
Well I'm single and
I have the house to myself
the whole weekend so | twaiku |
Yeah I've been steering
clear of any image and
meme based websites Yoh | twaiku |
I told the waitress
I ain't tipping I like hot
sauce on my chicken | twaiku |
Hate is constantly
claiming me but then I see
her and it all change | twaiku |
Gus Edwards gets this
off of his first start though This
a real life question | twaiku |
I really needed
the Kings to be better for
my playoff bracket | twaiku |
No one cares about
the excuses you make The
outcome speaks louder | twaiku |
Don't forget Sally
Yates Would like to see her to
run For President | twaiku |
You tell a person
your hurting and they'll ignore
you and hurt you more | twaiku |
I honestly could
have asked for a better group
of girls at uni | twaiku |
One thing about that
harder way you come out with
so much new knowledge | twaiku |
the idea that
we can control our fate
is an illusion | twaiku |
I should be going
to bed but I decided
to start hacksaw ridge | twaiku |
I was supposed to
go to the movies today
but my ass was sleep | twaiku |
My experiment
worked lol Can't wait to use this
one when I have kids | twaiku |
Be grateful for what
you got because some people
don't even have that | twaiku |
Lazy people can't
spoil their kids because all they
do is spoil themselves | twaiku |
oh no i'm falling
asleep but i've got so much
more to do today | twaiku |
I'm not mr right
but I'll show you a good time
until he shows up | twaiku |
Will I ever love
someone as much as I love
Harry Styles Stay tuned | twaiku |
Trying really hard
not to cry listening to
Atlanta Monster | twaiku |
i never thought i'd
witness an era where joon
has an undercut | twaiku |
How you gonna say
you want better but you still
not doing better | twaiku |
Realizing I
have less time in college than
more time since when tho | twaiku |
Has anyone just
tried turning Stephen Hawking
off and on again | twaiku |
Migraines fucking suck
Oh and Merry Christmas you
filthy animals | twaiku |
Hate myself so much
wasn't meant to be going
out at all last night | twaiku |
I cannot believe
how happy my girlfriend makes
me unreal she is | twaiku |
Did Auston Matthews
just get a penalty for
lifting someone's stick | twaiku |
When j Cole doesn't
do that weird lil singing shit
That's when he goes off | twaiku |
Bulls Knicks in double
OT wasn't in any of
our plans tonight | twaiku |
Burn in hell fire
and radiation Brunswick
County yeah fuck you | twaiku |
Don't give advice to
people who don't want it they
might have you for it | twaiku |
I see your halo
is twinkle twinkle little
star stolen template | twaiku |
People who don't trim
their lawns are the same people
who don't trim their lawns | twaiku |
Who would you rather
have Damian Lillard or
Donovan Mitchell | twaiku |
i honestly don't
want to be around my own
mother at this point | twaiku |
Is this story true
or propaganda How can
it be supported | twaiku |
Have you ever felt
a sharp pain in your chest and
thought yep this is it | twaiku |
A zombie Event
in Multiplayer What a
waste of an event | twaiku |
My granny house is
officially a sweat shop
until Thanksgiving | twaiku |
So much dropping this
week I'm trying to cop all
the shoes I can b | twaiku |
EID MUBARAK May
Allah fill your life with peace
joy prosperity | twaiku |
You are excused but
still i feel you sleeps at late
night most of the time | twaiku |
Still haven't read hoc
and I refuse too I won't
do that to myself | twaiku |
Elevate or get
left behind People don't give
a shit go further | twaiku |
These models aren't
bringing the costume to life
as I expected | twaiku |
i cant believe they
got bill hader to play young
barack obama | twaiku |
these cook the chicken
in a bag a great if ya
seal the FUCKING BAG | twaiku |
Praying for you and
your family today Good
luck today God bless | twaiku |
okay get this a
few month ago i matched with
this dude on tinder | twaiku |
Got L L before
we went to Austin and it
hit the freaking spot | twaiku |
I hate when parents
at my full time job ask me
why I have two jobs | twaiku |
My mention don't show
up when searching Please solve this
problem I'm not spam | twaiku |
People be looking
for responds and that's something
you won't get from me | twaiku |
Apple cider and
caramel vodka is the
best fall drink ever | twaiku |
People love me when
they can be wistful about
me and nothing else | twaiku |
menacingly rubs
hands together Maybe my
dreams wont just be dreams | twaiku |
I don't even like
breakfast I really have to
have a taste for it | twaiku |
and people wonder
where all this hurt and hatred
come from in my hear | twaiku |
i'm literally
so sad he was such a big
part of my childhood | twaiku |
Am I the only
one who's not enjoying the
fall of Zuckerberg | twaiku |
The railroads for trains
Came on tracking that was laid
By the yellow man | twaiku |
Bloody hell forgot
how much of a wet wipe Tom
was in love island | twaiku |
I am not fucking
over this look How could you
be SO BEAUTIFUL | twaiku |
Ya'll ain't never been
through no real shit that's why ya'll
talk the way ya'll do | twaiku |
Drake Impact Patron
match was the solid work you'd
expect of the three | twaiku |
I better not catch
ANYONE doing this shit
or we're gonna fight | twaiku |
Stop referencing
Street Sharks Start referencing
Biker Mice from Mars | twaiku |
I finessed a test
and a presentation with
no preparation | twaiku |
Thank God the college
age folks don't decide the whole
election then huh | twaiku |
I genuinely
love seeing these young women
succeed outside of | twaiku |
to everybody
going black friday shopping
y'all be safe out there | twaiku |
So excited to
be spending the holidays
with my family | twaiku |
I'm so grateful my
confidence does not come from
Social Media | twaiku |
These older bitches
love taking care of a young
dude Couldn't be me | twaiku |
eugene flexing look
at my triceps anyone
wanna play horseshoes | twaiku |
I've just discovered
the show Just Tattoo of us
NO CHANCE IS THIS REAL | twaiku |
The amount of black
haired daniel i received saw
today I my heart | twaiku |
@keithgrimes Thanks for your kind words!
We hope everyone finds it
as fun as we do | twaiku |
Poor poor performance
today They don't play football
Celtic look tired | twaiku |
Been two hours since
I got out the shower Still
chilling on my bed | twaiku |
Anyways no for
some bullshit What we doing
tonight Atlanta | twaiku |
I miss being laid
up next to you on Sunday's
and every night | twaiku |
Ready for the break
to be done just so I can
see Jesse again | twaiku |
Going tubing on
Sunday at the river we
gonna be so lit | twaiku |
Johnson Lol I'm not
eating panda right now I
had it yesterday | twaiku |
How could anyone
kill such an innocent soul
May you rest in peace | twaiku |
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