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You should be writing like a cropper dreaming of an undertaker
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I think everyone should have off the week between Christmas and New Years
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factual felt like a scavenger hunt today looking for dumbbells
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Nobody gotta worry about me ever or do shit for me
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THE SADDEST PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW HAS TO BE ME IM HEART BROKEN
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back from holiday festivities my santa hats were a big hit
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Ironically the same amount of games left in the Steve Wilks era
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Gilda Radner I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch
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it's embarrassing when your pretty friend settles for someone ugly
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Louis I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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I wanna dye my hair blue but i don't want to damage my real hair
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Twenty ways to see the world twenty ways to start a fight Shut me up
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Well I'm single and I have the house to myself the whole weekend so
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Yeah I've been steering clear of any image and meme based websites Yoh
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I told the waitress I ain't tipping I like hot sauce on my chicken
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Hate is constantly claiming me but then I see her and it all change
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Gus Edwards gets this off of his first start though This a real life question
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I really needed the Kings to be better for my playoff bracket
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No one cares about the excuses you make The outcome speaks louder
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Don't forget Sally Yates Would like to see her to run For President
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You tell a person your hurting and they'll ignore you and hurt you more
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I honestly could have asked for a better group of girls at uni
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One thing about that harder way you come out with so much new knowledge
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the idea that we can control our fate is an illusion
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I should be going to bed but I decided to start hacksaw ridge
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I was supposed to go to the movies today but my ass was sleep
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My experiment worked lol Can't wait to use this one when I have kids
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Be grateful for what you got because some people don't even have that
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Lazy people can't spoil their kids because all they do is spoil themselves
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oh no i'm falling asleep but i've got so much more to do today
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I'm not mr right but I'll show you a good time until he shows up
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Will I ever love someone as much as I love Harry Styles Stay tuned
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Trying really hard not to cry listening to Atlanta Monster
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i never thought i'd witness an era where joon has an undercut
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How you gonna say you want better but you still not doing better
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Realizing I have less time in college than more time since when tho
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Has anyone just tried turning Stephen Hawking off and on again
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Migraines fucking suck Oh and Merry Christmas you filthy animals
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Hate myself so much wasn't meant to be going out at all last night
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I cannot believe how happy my girlfriend makes me unreal she is
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Did Auston Matthews just get a penalty for lifting someone's stick
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When j Cole doesn't do that weird lil singing shit That's when he goes off
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Bulls Knicks in double OT wasn't in any of our plans tonight
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Burn in hell fire and radiation Brunswick County yeah fuck you
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Don't give advice to people who don't want it they might have you for it
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I see your halo is twinkle twinkle little star stolen template
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People who don't trim their lawns are the same people who don't trim their lawns
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Who would you rather have Damian Lillard or Donovan Mitchell
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i honestly don't want to be around my own mother at this point
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Is this story true or propaganda How can it be supported
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Have you ever felt a sharp pain in your chest and thought yep this is it
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A zombie Event in Multiplayer What a waste of an event
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My granny house is officially a sweat shop until Thanksgiving
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So much dropping this week I'm trying to cop all the shoes I can b
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EID MUBARAK May Allah fill your life with peace joy prosperity
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You are excused but still i feel you sleeps at late night most of the time
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Still haven't read hoc and I refuse too I won't do that to myself
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Elevate or get left behind People don't give a shit go further
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These models aren't bringing the costume to life as I expected
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i cant believe they got bill hader to play young barack obama
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these cook the chicken in a bag a great if ya seal the FUCKING BAG
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Praying for you and your family today Good luck today God bless
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okay get this a few month ago i matched with this dude on tinder
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Got L L before we went to Austin and it hit the freaking spot
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I hate when parents at my full time job ask me why I have two jobs
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My mention don't show up when searching Please solve this problem I'm not spam
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People be looking for responds and that's something you won't get from me
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Apple cider and caramel vodka is the best fall drink ever
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People love me when they can be wistful about me and nothing else
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menacingly rubs hands together Maybe my dreams wont just be dreams
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I don't even like breakfast I really have to have a taste for it
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and people wonder where all this hurt and hatred come from in my hear
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i'm literally so sad he was such a big part of my childhood
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Am I the only one who's not enjoying the fall of Zuckerberg
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The railroads for trains Came on tracking that was laid By the yellow man
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Bloody hell forgot how much of a wet wipe Tom was in love island
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I am not fucking over this look How could you be SO BEAUTIFUL
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Ya'll ain't never been through no real shit that's why ya'll talk the way ya'll do
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Drake Impact Patron match was the solid work you'd expect of the three
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I better not catch ANYONE doing this shit or we're gonna fight
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Stop referencing Street Sharks Start referencing Biker Mice from Mars
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I finessed a test and a presentation with no preparation
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Thank God the college age folks don't decide the whole election then huh
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I genuinely love seeing these young women succeed outside of
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to everybody going black friday shopping y'all be safe out there
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So excited to be spending the holidays with my family
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I'm so grateful my confidence does not come from Social Media
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These older bitches love taking care of a young dude Couldn't be me
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eugene flexing look at my triceps anyone wanna play horseshoes
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I've just discovered the show Just Tattoo of us NO CHANCE IS THIS REAL
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The amount of black haired daniel i received saw today I my heart
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@keithgrimes Thanks for your kind words! We hope everyone finds it as fun as we do
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Poor poor performance today They don't play football Celtic look tired
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Been two hours since I got out the shower Still chilling on my bed
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Anyways no for some bullshit What we doing tonight Atlanta
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I miss being laid up next to you on Sunday's and every night
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Ready for the break to be done just so I can see Jesse again
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Going tubing on Sunday at the river we gonna be so lit
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Johnson Lol I'm not eating panda right now I had it yesterday
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How could anyone kill such an innocent soul May you rest in peace
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