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My name is Jordan
and I have a Tinder Check
me out on Tinder | twaiku |
Funniest thing just
happened to me this evening
I cannot think far | twaiku |
Nothing more useless
than drinking warm water when
ur dying from thirst | twaiku |
december had been
really shitty everything
is going downhill | twaiku |
i grew balls today
if i get curved i'm getting
wine drunk and crying | twaiku |
Auburn was supposed
to put on for the state yet
here we go again | twaiku |
Only I would pack
one shoe from two different
sets of tennis shoes | twaiku |
I'm waking up To
ash and dust I wipe my ass
And I slap my nuts | twaiku |
dumb bitches thinkin
they worth my time Y'all don't know
how good my life is | twaiku |
Hello how's your mood
We had the first snow and the
streets are patrolling | twaiku |
pertaining to as
to as for related to
with in regard to | twaiku |
i wanna use my
other clark but i gotta
change his layout first | twaiku |
i just wanna save
all the dogs in the whole wide
world and love them all | twaiku |
Just because someone
is fed up with your bullshit
doesn't mean they're fake | twaiku |
at a certain age
being messy is just a
sign of misery | twaiku |
It's sad when someone
with a pretty outside has
a nasty inside | twaiku |
I made a typo
in my tweet I guess I'm the
real doll fiddler | twaiku |
Someone in your weight
class that way you all may have
a chance at winning | twaiku |
Haven't even had
class I'm already sending
answers in the chat | twaiku |
Golden Feathers you
may have twenty but bruises
you'll still get plenty | twaiku |
jay leno tried to
kill me and i all got was
this lousy t shirt | twaiku |
he is my player
of the season already
top player top pro | twaiku |
Forever thankful
for the people who truly
care for me love yous | twaiku |
everybody know
brady can come back in a
couple of seconds | twaiku |
sips my diet coke
my pain is unbearable
and never ending | twaiku |
Sometimes not knowing
is the best But sometimes it
can suck a left nut | twaiku |
been trying for the
longest i'm the only one
who can see that though | twaiku |
Start loving yourself
and love every inch of
me as were it yours | twaiku |
am I the only
one who saw that massive hold
by the receiver | twaiku |
I'm in madera
someone swoop and let's go to
madera drive in | twaiku |
Loyalty makes us
family are mans really
living the motto | twaiku |
Why do they always
look over the edge like they
don't know what happened | twaiku |
Dealt with more crosses
than a priest I ain't let it
fold me like a crease | twaiku |
Bad holding call leads
to a Patriots touchdown
Unbelievable | twaiku |
How many years now
No Champions League football
Kai What is this life | twaiku |
Has anyone seen
the drama joy is in Is
it worth checking out | twaiku |
Sometimes no matter
how you try and fight it the
heart wants what it wants | twaiku |
Someone show this to
Steve because it will just cause
a fight if I do | twaiku |
Offset has three kids
Can't believe I was ever
attracted to him | twaiku |
Ya playin' hard don't
turn me off Ya acting hard
but I know you soft | twaiku |
this song is kinda
a love song I guess if you
know you a real one | twaiku |
Everybody want
loans but when I was broke ain't
nobody help me | twaiku |
The Champions League
is better than any World
Cup will ever be | twaiku |
she admires you she
is always watching you she
is just behind you | twaiku |
any comments on
Roy hodgson and the great job
he did at palace | twaiku |
left nothing in the
tank read my review from this
fabulous night here | twaiku |
how does one express
a thought that she has guarded
for so many years | twaiku |
more community
service today give me an
award or some shit | twaiku |
And I'm still looking
for you and I'll forever
be searching for you | twaiku |
i bet taylor is
waiting for it to get dark
to show us the stage | twaiku |
Chasing dreams like Dr
King gotta get it out the
mud by any means | twaiku |
Started reading this
book and I can not lie I
really dig it lol | twaiku |
Going to watch my
life change right before my eyes
this upcoming year | twaiku |
Bill Clinton called it
CRAZY Just spoke w
Governors Rick Scott | twaiku |
hey tiffany can
you cover ariana
new song for us please | twaiku |
these dudes never saw
Anthony Davis play lol
build around cousins | twaiku |
I'm so single i
only have one pillow on
my bad That shits sad | twaiku |
Will Hiro stab me
if I throw him over my
shoulder Probably | twaiku |
So happy that I've
finally got a trip to
Edinburgh booked | twaiku |
Im going to do
laundry today i should have
did it yesterday | twaiku |
Yo people from Bucks
county really don't know how
to say excuse me | twaiku |
And no smoking is
not all i do i just do
it with everything | twaiku |
Yes and no working
on accepting the fact I
might not have kids lol | twaiku |
LOL This is going
to shake the cockroaches out
from under their rocks | twaiku |
Beach yesterday was
lit I gotta pack and get
ready to go OT | twaiku |
Will Fuller is a
very solid fantasy
play every week | twaiku |
What's a cute little
cocktail place That's cool during
the day Like now lol | twaiku |
Good Morning James We
really appreciate the
shares this morning CT | twaiku |
i'm blaming ashton
for making people think i'm
intimidating | twaiku |
Have you ever been
so mad that you want to cry
That's how mad I am | twaiku |
All a girl really
needs a big bear huge from her
dad to feel better | twaiku |
I think Christian has
more anxiety than me
sorry kid My fault | twaiku |
And even after
the whole album came out talk
was still my fave x | twaiku |
now he texting me
asking if me if we still
on for tomorrow | twaiku |
thank you charter I
couldn't imagine doing
it anywhere else | twaiku |
I was watching the
Dolan twins during school and
I almost got caught | twaiku |
It is I watches
Star Wars for the first time this
week mostly today | twaiku |
I caught secondhand
stupid from her account I
need another nap | twaiku |
I learned my lesson
about speaking on things that's
going good for me | twaiku |
Every time I
hear that's what she said I think
of Micheal Scott now | twaiku |
Piano playing
in the morning always gets
the dogs excited | twaiku |
daddy i miss you
i need you i wish heaven
had boating hours | twaiku |
Two wedding this year
for high school friends I've never
been to a wedding | twaiku |
Admiration is
a feeling furthest away
from understanding | twaiku |
gaze into the night
and sigh and let go as the
darkness catches me | twaiku |
Now that you're active
Can you wish me good luck on
my finals next month | twaiku |
I've learned so many
life lessons from both gossip
girl sex the city | twaiku |
I want Jamie Foxx
to go on tour so bad is
that too much to ask | twaiku |
A Coca Cola
dispenser was built and flew
on a space shuttle | twaiku |
Justine Timberlake
just did that I almost cried
with all those tb | twaiku |
Getting ready for
work every one have a
great day need to grind | twaiku |
Nothing but the best
on and off the field great job
Luke keep killing it | twaiku |
Girl you gotta love
your man take him by the hand
make him understand | twaiku |
y'all get a little
liquor in the system and
don't know got to ACT | twaiku |
I'm sorry but what
the heck is Samurai Jack
not up for debate | twaiku |
Overwhelmed with all
the birthday greetings Thank you
so much everyone | twaiku |
Well Jacksonville won
a playoff game This is why
the world so messed up | twaiku |
A very solid
Slay The Spire Video is
coming up today | twaiku |
Falling asleep to
the sound of the rain now all
that's missing is her | twaiku |
Phone and iPad are
have been dead I don't plan on
changing that today | twaiku |
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