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My name is Jordan and I have a Tinder Check me out on Tinder
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Funniest thing just happened to me this evening I cannot think far
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Nothing more useless than drinking warm water when ur dying from thirst
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december had been really shitty everything is going downhill
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i grew balls today if i get curved i'm getting wine drunk and crying
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Auburn was supposed to put on for the state yet here we go again
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Only I would pack one shoe from two different sets of tennis shoes
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I'm waking up To ash and dust I wipe my ass And I slap my nuts
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dumb bitches thinkin they worth my time Y'all don't know how good my life is
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Hello how's your mood We had the first snow and the streets are patrolling
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pertaining to as to as for related to with in regard to
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i wanna use my other clark but i gotta change his layout first
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i just wanna save all the dogs in the whole wide world and love them all
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Just because someone is fed up with your bullshit doesn't mean they're fake
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at a certain age being messy is just a sign of misery
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It's sad when someone with a pretty outside has a nasty inside
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I made a typo in my tweet I guess I'm the real doll fiddler
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Someone in your weight class that way you all may have a chance at winning
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Haven't even had class I'm already sending answers in the chat
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Golden Feathers you may have twenty but bruises you'll still get plenty
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jay leno tried to kill me and i all got was this lousy t shirt
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he is my player of the season already top player top pro
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Forever thankful for the people who truly care for me love yous
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everybody know brady can come back in a couple of seconds
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sips my diet coke my pain is unbearable and never ending
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Sometimes not knowing is the best But sometimes it can suck a left nut
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been trying for the longest i'm the only one who can see that though
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Start loving yourself and love every inch of me as were it yours
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am I the only one who saw that massive hold by the receiver
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I'm in madera someone swoop and let's go to madera drive in
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Loyalty makes us family are mans really living the motto
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Why do they always look over the edge like they don't know what happened
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Dealt with more crosses than a priest I ain't let it fold me like a crease
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Bad holding call leads to a Patriots touchdown Unbelievable
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How many years now No Champions League football Kai What is this life
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Has anyone seen the drama joy is in Is it worth checking out
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Sometimes no matter how you try and fight it the heart wants what it wants
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Someone show this to Steve because it will just cause a fight if I do
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Offset has three kids Can't believe I was ever attracted to him
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Ya playin' hard don't turn me off Ya acting hard but I know you soft
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this song is kinda a love song I guess if you know you a real one
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Everybody want loans but when I was broke ain't nobody help me
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The Champions League is better than any World Cup will ever be
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she admires you she is always watching you she is just behind you
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any comments on Roy hodgson and the great job he did at palace
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left nothing in the tank read my review from this fabulous night here
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how does one express a thought that she has guarded for so many years
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more community service today give me an award or some shit
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And I'm still looking for you and I'll forever be searching for you
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i bet taylor is waiting for it to get dark to show us the stage
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Chasing dreams like Dr King gotta get it out the mud by any means
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Started reading this book and I can not lie I really dig it lol
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Going to watch my life change right before my eyes this upcoming year
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Bill Clinton called it CRAZY Just spoke w Governors Rick Scott
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hey tiffany can you cover ariana new song for us please
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these dudes never saw Anthony Davis play lol build around cousins
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I'm so single i only have one pillow on my bad That shits sad
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Will Hiro stab me if I throw him over my shoulder Probably
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So happy that I've finally got a trip to Edinburgh booked
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Im going to do laundry today i should have did it yesterday
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Yo people from Bucks county really don't know how to say excuse me
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And no smoking is not all i do i just do it with everything
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Yes and no working on accepting the fact I might not have kids lol
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LOL This is going to shake the cockroaches out from under their rocks
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Beach yesterday was lit I gotta pack and get ready to go OT
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Will Fuller is a very solid fantasy play every week
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What's a cute little cocktail place That's cool during the day Like now lol
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Good Morning James We really appreciate the shares this morning CT
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i'm blaming ashton for making people think i'm intimidating
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Have you ever been so mad that you want to cry That's how mad I am
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All a girl really needs a big bear huge from her dad to feel better
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I think Christian has more anxiety than me sorry kid My fault
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And even after the whole album came out talk was still my fave x
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now he texting me asking if me if we still on for tomorrow
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thank you charter I couldn't imagine doing it anywhere else
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I was watching the Dolan twins during school and I almost got caught
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It is I watches Star Wars for the first time this week mostly today
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I caught secondhand stupid from her account I need another nap
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I learned my lesson about speaking on things that's going good for me
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Every time I hear that's what she said I think of Micheal Scott now
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Piano playing in the morning always gets the dogs excited
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daddy i miss you i need you i wish heaven had boating hours
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Two wedding this year for high school friends I've never been to a wedding
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Admiration is a feeling furthest away from understanding
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gaze into the night and sigh and let go as the darkness catches me
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Now that you're active Can you wish me good luck on my finals next month
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I've learned so many life lessons from both gossip girl sex the city
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I want Jamie Foxx to go on tour so bad is that too much to ask
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A Coca Cola dispenser was built and flew on a space shuttle
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Justine Timberlake just did that I almost cried with all those tb
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Getting ready for work every one have a great day need to grind
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Nothing but the best on and off the field great job Luke keep killing it
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Girl you gotta love your man take him by the hand make him understand
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y'all get a little liquor in the system and don't know got to ACT
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I'm sorry but what the heck is Samurai Jack not up for debate
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Overwhelmed with all the birthday greetings Thank you so much everyone
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Well Jacksonville won a playoff game This is why the world so messed up
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A very solid Slay The Spire Video is coming up today
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Falling asleep to the sound of the rain now all that's missing is her
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Phone and iPad are have been dead I don't plan on changing that today
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