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Is it too early
in finals week to cry while
studying or no | twaiku |
I don't know about
you but it feels so good to
live an honest life | twaiku |
Somebody come wrap
presents for me I'll pay you
in trident layers | twaiku |
Dessert Round Farro
Canned Tomato Sauce Salsa
Verde Muffin Tops | twaiku |
Marie's sister card
has been revoked I'm taking
applications now | twaiku |
Streamed for two hours
at an off time but it felt
so good to be back | twaiku |
No matter how hard
it was I will still do it
for my family | twaiku |
I wish somebody
loved me the way forest gump
loved jenny hoe ass | twaiku |
I Wait Till Laundry
Is Done To Smoke Lol Folding
And All That Blows Mine | twaiku |
Going to grab a
quick shower and then stream some
more Shadow of War | twaiku |
I literally
hate the gym I'd rather have
a gym in my house | twaiku |
But he is scary
have you seen his smile his eyes
don't smile just his mouth | twaiku |
Never estimate
your importance in people's
lives Know your love place | twaiku |
we aren't even
in Greece and I almost used
all my data well | twaiku |
I'm hoping we can
pick up where we left off the
last time I saw you | twaiku |
I find it crazy
how you can lose someone for
the stupidest thing | twaiku |
I can't handle it
anymore everything is
going worst and worst | twaiku |
ashton irwin the
love you have for the fans is
so pure i love you | twaiku |
In Australia once
again today I've gotta
be setting a streak | twaiku |
better at playing
battlefront not bad for a
useless lesbian | twaiku |
Crazy how I liked
someone so much Now I don't
even care for em | twaiku |
Congratulations
on City for winning the
league today Kudos | twaiku |
I can hear Lily
the hamster softly snoring
and it's breaking me | twaiku |
You ask a female
a question then they ask you
the same question back | twaiku |
Oh Merry Christmas
to you May peace and joy and
luck be yours always | twaiku |
Stay positive Love
your life Every day is
a new beginning | twaiku |
driving at night with
midnight memories blasting
is a big fat mood | twaiku |
Tropical Storm Kong
Rey weakens as it bears down
on South Korea | twaiku |
I'm genuinely
confused on how Big Mouth is
allowed to be aired | twaiku |
Didn't know it was
possible for my sleeping
pattern to get worse | twaiku |
Steve Hawking has passed
The brightest star has faded
Rest In Peace Sweet Prince | twaiku |
Remind yourself that
you cannot fail at being
yourself Wayne Dwyer | twaiku |
Real pissed I didn't
get that gold skin the the rest
of my family | twaiku |
i have a feeling
this is gonna be one of
the best summers yet | twaiku |
Can you put vodka
in a humidifier
Asking for a friend | twaiku |
De stress Suggestion
If there's sun lay out and get
some vitamin D | twaiku |
Yeah everyone's your
best friend till you get to know
them but I know you | twaiku |
Going live on the
stream so make sure to come in
and give it a watch | twaiku |
The choices you make
in life are up to YOU not
others Choose wisely | twaiku |
Why does riverdale
take random breaks I need my
weekly dose of cringe | twaiku |
Everytime I log
into Facebook from a web
browser it gets worse | twaiku |
I'm gonna miss the
hell out of Chris man it ain't
gonna be the same | twaiku |
Every chance i
get i tell my family
and friends I Love You | twaiku |
I was tricked into
thinking basil was on my
sandwich not spinach | twaiku |
Remember when Ann
wasn't on twitter now she
is all raggedy | twaiku |
Driving a car is
something we really ought to
not take for granted | twaiku |
the concept of the
app itself should make u a
bit suspicious lol | twaiku |
He's kicking a and
these people think he needs to
salvage his chances | twaiku |
I'm going to this
restaurant called The Waffle
House interested | twaiku |
I'm literally
wide awake and all I want
is a Dr Pepper | twaiku |
Birthday dinner with
family friends tonight for
my bigger baby | twaiku |
if only my real
life was as good as my life
in french paragraphs | twaiku |
Anybody else
had problems with Virgin Trains
and so called offers | twaiku |
Didn't like my old
handle so I change it Bam
bop beep boop it's me | twaiku |
wishing you a good
morning mate Have a blessed one
and keep inspiring | twaiku |
hecker thank you for
the peace of mind through your sounds
nothing but the best | twaiku |
A little break from
social media didn't
hurt anybody | twaiku |
Lucky What is your
main issue with them What's so
boring about it | twaiku |
I'll likely open
an account with you guys soon
Although I am scared | twaiku |
I am asking you
not to film me until this
master is resolved | twaiku |
henrik holm my sweet
kind beautiful boy u so
precious and lovely | twaiku |
Normally I don't
catch feelings for no one but
you got me this time | twaiku |
I literally
just realised when you liked
the tweet what I said | twaiku |
I'm curious what
sort of content would you want
to see next from me | twaiku |
Can someone hand me
some tissues I um I have
something in my eye | twaiku |
Honestly tea in
milk is the one thing i will
never understand | twaiku |
Im gonna do an
X tribute at my next show
what song should I do | twaiku |
Sick of doing shit
for people I never ask
anyone for help | twaiku |
I think anyone
knows I know as I wonder
if Raine likes birds too | twaiku |
I said this alot
actually He's the first
person I thought of | twaiku |
ok twitter why
am i not getting any
notifications | twaiku |
I can't believe there's
an actual market for
samples on eBay | twaiku |
Looking forward to
doing another product
review this weekend | twaiku |
But the catholic church
is deemed anti woman due
to the Male priesthood | twaiku |
ostlund Hello wow
you're beautiful TY for the
follow will return | twaiku |
Making more of an
effort not to look like a
crackhead these days x | twaiku |
Actually I
said I'd have the power of
face alteration | twaiku |
Let me delete this
before my man wake up see
how ghetto I been | twaiku |
Deleted Thought he
actually wanted Klopp
out Apologies | twaiku |
if somebody wants
to go to a haunted house
with me I'd love that | twaiku |
I seriously
have a mental problem not
funny atp | twaiku |
Why me and Dylan
both walk out our locked house
without our keys | twaiku |
But aren't you black
That means black because black black
What a fucking dink | twaiku |
Before you do wrong
with a girl just think about
your sister daughter | twaiku |
No Oswald You ain't
king Jerome is king And you're
his little Penguin | twaiku |
I started to sketch
out a couch and of course it
was a checkered theme | twaiku |
I thought I wouldn't
like the new Queer Eye but it's
so cute I love it | twaiku |
Trust that people will
never understand you the
way you want them to | twaiku |
Put a snake under
his podium the next time
he gives a lecture | twaiku |
All I think about
is how to get more money
an stay out the way | twaiku |
He's intentional
He'll make a way so be still
and know that He's God | twaiku |
Them bitches come back
to back especially Apple
Music ugly ass | twaiku |
What color colors
do you think of when someone
says pink lemonade | twaiku |
Vegas was ISIS
You're an irresponsible
lying piece of shit | twaiku |
You'll just realize
that you met the most stupid
person on the earth | twaiku |
Your eye shadow has
leaked into your brain causing
permanent damage | twaiku |
Aye man somebody
need to chicken wang steph in
the mouth one good time | twaiku |
Apply pressure to
everything everything that's
not solid Will fold | twaiku |
Ryan like when the
curtains blowing in the air
thinks it's so funny | twaiku |
big account telling
their followers to report
me YA MOMS A HOE | twaiku |
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