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Clearly you're going for the food and not going for the person lol
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Okay but like who wants to be my date to my uncles wedding tho
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I was sleepy all day today but now that I'm in bed I can't sleep
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I wouldn't watch this train movie if you paid me in Popeyes chicken
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There's people just now swallowing cum for their first time and they're full grown
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When your boyfriend is being difficult but you still love his dumbass
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you're my sunshine on the darkest days my better half my saving grace
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Dude full offense fuck loud snoring people ok I just want to sleep
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City already coming up with excuses my team would never
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everything in your online shop is sold out yo Pop up shop in LA
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SOS just cleaned our house top to bottom call an ambulance
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sometimes i feel like I'm not worthy enough to be someone's partner
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Little boy has to much potential just in the wrong environment
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i like people on twitter more than the people i know in real life
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People be so use to doing wrong till they don't know what the truth is
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Twitter is the site that shows me no love lol am I a lame on here
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can't fuck with someone that doesn't see the wrong in some of their actions
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I've told marlon my boy drama I'm waiting on him to shout at me
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the stomach flu has overall got to be the worst thing in the world
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I study in the shower so that my tears are that noticeable
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If I search something on private browser will it still show up as ads
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I am so looking forward to having loads of holidays this year
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I just had pancakes for super wow im gonna suck as a mother
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my layout is SO satisfying i'm going back to sleep in peace
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Been laying in bed in a pitch black room trying to bootleg it once
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Fierce hawks drink coyly The calm moon sets quietly In the grass quiet
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I don't have any current streaks on snap and it's bout to stay this way
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I'm trying to live a healthy lifestyle and then boom A period
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I ain't going to lie chief I miss you hope you're doing good out there
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Everyone says me and my sister look like twins but I don't see it
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Really might go to soho tomorrow if I have nothing to do
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I was perfectly fine last night today I woke up with a a cold
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Liv Dawson was great at Khalid I'm listening to all her songs now
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Sometimes I want to hang out with people but at the same time I don't
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People like you more when you don't like them Just don't give a fuck That's all
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i won't deny na miss na kita and at the same time i hate you
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Have you ever been so late you say fuck it and take your time instead
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Me trying not to cry tears of joy because this makeup cost a lot
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We already have those programs How do you get homeless there to learn
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I almost forgot how awfully hard it is to clean your palette
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I really believe if everything was wet then you're not really wet
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This little kid tried having a staring contest with me guess who won
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I hate when people think everything is about them It's annoying
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I am so awkward with my boss Why does this keep happening to me
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This country has gone to hell YAH may you please bless us with your mercy
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Do I even know what half the flags look like to be doing this lol
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Insomnia We're still not that disparate to try it anyways
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I'm not gonna lie I do wish the world could end as in TOMORROW
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games like yesterday is why the Titans don't get National respect
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Alright y'all story time need your help also on this Situation
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Waiting on that do i miss daddy text cause I'm not gone waste no time
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aly get your shit together and stop being a baby challenge
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They aren't giving enough Grayson Allen's sad face enough screen time
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Yer I drank myself into oblivion but I'm fucking happy
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I'm going to change the world with or without you as a witness Charles
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I NEVER MEET A GIRL LIKE U AND U NEVER FIND A MAN LIKE ME
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And after I read this I want to eat it too tomorrow morning
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I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about now
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I hate how even on the weekends I still stress and think about school
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Getting my nails done by my lonely cause i need some me time for once
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matty healy seems so happy lately and that makes me so happy
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Other cats You're a disgrace The humans and mice are laughing at you
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Of course V Putin trying to keep his side of the collusion quite
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Gotta know how to miss out on some fun if it helps you get shit done
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I can kinda get them thinking that in your case all things considered
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When the spark isn't there anymore you try to force it Disaster
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He's ruining the crunchy bit on the top and it's stressing me out
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When someone wants to really be with you they will be with you no front
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I'm really about bust an all nighter but yea let's get this degree
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Nu op Virtual Radio Shannon Give me tonight Dub Version
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hey Kevin how much longer is your P O Box gonna be open
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i swear i almost got possessed tonight and i'm not even joking
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this conversation is draining my battery at the speed of light
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i gotta catch this hair appointment this evening though Rain sleet or snow
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After cheating or having a break baby and women be hype lol
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My phone be knowing how I'm feeling when it be on shuffle I swear
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Already got that on my ass cheek underneath the word Disciple
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Love you carson I hope one day my wish will come true that I meet you
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i can't believe i even allowed myself to go threw that fuck shit
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Seeing the same Lord everywhere they do not harm themselves or others
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from the makers of literally sausage and actually beef
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Life is a journey not a destination Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Romeo And you rocked with me heavier No coincidence lol
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It Was My Birthday This Past Tuesday Can I Get A Late Birthday Wish
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It really is just one horrible thing after another this week
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Having a very typical filipino family sunday
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Dragon ball fighter Z on pre order it's goin dine in t minus
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i'm ready to go back to texas and i just got to arkansas
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appreciate you bro Might make it possible for me to get there
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Once everything starts to work again I'm gonna grind just like normal
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I love campaigning it helps with depression I agree Good on you
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The fact my girlfriend wants a baby but doesn't wanna be pregnant
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No show or movie has ever made me cry as much as that one does
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I forget what it's like to be able to fall asleep Sleepless nights
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Live more complain less More smiles less stress Less hate more blessed and be prayerful
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Wham am i supposed to do when the best part of me is always you
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Im gonna take a nap I have the flu i feel like s h i t
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my brain's getting a massage every time i study Arabic
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i made cookies and they're actually good what is this sorcery
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I want another tattoo but my bank account is telling me no
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