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Clearly you're going
for the food and not going
for the person lol | twaiku |
Okay but like who
wants to be my date to my
uncles wedding tho | twaiku |
I was sleepy all
day today but now that I'm
in bed I can't sleep | twaiku |
I wouldn't watch this
train movie if you paid me
in Popeyes chicken | twaiku |
There's people just now
swallowing cum for their first
time and they're full grown | twaiku |
When your boyfriend is
being difficult but you
still love his dumbass | twaiku |
you're my sunshine on
the darkest days my better
half my saving grace | twaiku |
Dude full offense fuck
loud snoring people ok
I just want to sleep | twaiku |
City already
coming up with excuses
my team would never | twaiku |
everything in your
online shop is sold out yo
Pop up shop in LA | twaiku |
SOS just cleaned
our house top to bottom
call an ambulance | twaiku |
sometimes i feel like
I'm not worthy enough to
be someone's partner | twaiku |
Little boy has to
much potential just in the
wrong environment | twaiku |
i like people on
twitter more than the people
i know in real life | twaiku |
People be so use
to doing wrong till they don't
know what the truth is | twaiku |
Twitter is the site
that shows me no love lol am
I a lame on here | twaiku |
can't fuck with someone
that doesn't see the wrong in
some of their actions | twaiku |
I've told marlon my
boy drama I'm waiting on
him to shout at me | twaiku |
the stomach flu has
overall got to be the
worst thing in the world | twaiku |
I study in the
shower so that my tears are
that noticeable | twaiku |
If I search something
on private browser will it
still show up as ads | twaiku |
I am so looking
forward to having loads of
holidays this year | twaiku |
I just had pancakes
for super wow im gonna
suck as a mother | twaiku |
my layout is SO
satisfying i'm going
back to sleep in peace | twaiku |
Been laying in bed
in a pitch black room trying
to bootleg it once | twaiku |
Fierce hawks drink coyly
The calm moon sets quietly
In the grass quiet | twaiku |
I don't have any
current streaks on snap and it's
bout to stay this way | twaiku |
I'm trying to live
a healthy lifestyle and then
boom A period | twaiku |
I ain't going to
lie chief I miss you hope you're
doing good out there | twaiku |
Everyone says me
and my sister look like twins
but I don't see it | twaiku |
Really might go to
soho tomorrow if I
have nothing to do | twaiku |
I was perfectly
fine last night today I woke
up with a a cold | twaiku |
Liv Dawson was great
at Khalid I'm listening
to all her songs now | twaiku |
Sometimes I want to
hang out with people but at
the same time I don't | twaiku |
People like you more
when you don't like them Just don't
give a fuck That's all | twaiku |
i won't deny na
miss na kita and at the
same time i hate you | twaiku |
Have you ever been
so late you say fuck it and
take your time instead | twaiku |
Me trying not to
cry tears of joy because this
makeup cost a lot | twaiku |
We already have
those programs How do you get
homeless there to learn | twaiku |
I almost forgot
how awfully hard it is
to clean your palette | twaiku |
I really believe
if everything was wet then
you're not really wet | twaiku |
This little kid tried
having a staring contest
with me guess who won | twaiku |
I hate when people
think everything is about
them It's annoying | twaiku |
I am so awkward
with my boss Why does this keep
happening to me | twaiku |
This country has gone
to hell YAH may you please bless
us with your mercy | twaiku |
Do I even know
what half the flags look like to
be doing this lol | twaiku |
Insomnia We're
still not that disparate to
try it anyways | twaiku |
I'm not gonna lie
I do wish the world could end
as in TOMORROW | twaiku |
games like yesterday
is why the Titans don't get
National respect | twaiku |
Alright y'all story
time need your help also on
this Situation | twaiku |
Waiting on that do
i miss daddy text cause I'm
not gone waste no time | twaiku |
aly get your shit
together and stop being
a baby challenge | twaiku |
They aren't giving
enough Grayson Allen's sad
face enough screen time | twaiku |
Yer I drank myself
into oblivion but
I'm fucking happy | twaiku |
I'm going to change
the world with or without you
as a witness Charles | twaiku |
I NEVER MEET A
GIRL LIKE U AND U NEVER
FIND A MAN LIKE ME | twaiku |
And after I read
this I want to eat it too
tomorrow morning | twaiku |
I don't believe that
anybody feels the way
I do about now | twaiku |
I hate how even
on the weekends I still stress
and think about school | twaiku |
Getting my nails done
by my lonely cause i need
some me time for once | twaiku |
matty healy seems
so happy lately and that
makes me so happy | twaiku |
Other cats You're a
disgrace The humans and mice
are laughing at you | twaiku |
Of course V Putin
trying to keep his side of
the collusion quite | twaiku |
Gotta know how to
miss out on some fun if it
helps you get shit done | twaiku |
I can kinda get
them thinking that in your case
all things considered | twaiku |
When the spark isn't
there anymore you try to
force it Disaster | twaiku |
He's ruining the
crunchy bit on the top and
it's stressing me out | twaiku |
When someone wants to
really be with you they will
be with you no front | twaiku |
I'm really about
bust an all nighter but yea
let's get this degree | twaiku |
Nu op Virtual
Radio Shannon Give me
tonight Dub Version | twaiku |
hey Kevin how much
longer is your P O Box
gonna be open | twaiku |
i swear i almost
got possessed tonight and i'm
not even joking | twaiku |
this conversation
is draining my battery
at the speed of light | twaiku |
i gotta catch this
hair appointment this evening
though Rain sleet or snow | twaiku |
After cheating or
having a break baby and
women be hype lol | twaiku |
My phone be knowing
how I'm feeling when it be
on shuffle I swear | twaiku |
Already got that
on my ass cheek underneath
the word Disciple | twaiku |
Love you carson I
hope one day my wish will come
true that I meet you | twaiku |
i can't believe i
even allowed myself to
go threw that fuck shit | twaiku |
Seeing the same Lord
everywhere they do not harm
themselves or others | twaiku |
from the makers of
literally sausage and
actually beef | twaiku |
Life is a journey
not a destination Ralph
Waldo Emerson | twaiku |
Romeo And you
rocked with me heavier No
coincidence lol | twaiku |
It Was My Birthday
This Past Tuesday Can I Get
A Late Birthday Wish | twaiku |
It really is just
one horrible thing after
another this week | twaiku |
Having a very
typical filipino
family sunday | twaiku |
Dragon ball fighter
Z on pre order it's goin
dine in t minus | twaiku |
i'm ready to go
back to texas and i just
got to arkansas | twaiku |
appreciate you
bro Might make it possible
for me to get there | twaiku |
Once everything starts
to work again I'm gonna
grind just like normal | twaiku |
I love campaigning
it helps with depression I
agree Good on you | twaiku |
The fact my girlfriend
wants a baby but doesn't
wanna be pregnant | twaiku |
No show or movie
has ever made me cry as
much as that one does | twaiku |
I forget what it's
like to be able to fall
asleep Sleepless nights | twaiku |
Live more complain less
More smiles less stress Less hate more
blessed and be prayerful | twaiku |
Wham am i supposed
to do when the best part of
me is always you | twaiku |
Im gonna take a
nap I have the flu i feel
like s h i t | twaiku |
my brain's getting a
massage every time i
study Arabic | twaiku |
i made cookies and
they're actually good what
is this sorcery | twaiku |
I want another
tattoo but my bank account
is telling me no | twaiku |
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