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I couldn't do it I watch the entire show why am I like this
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I act ignorant to certain things because some people truly are
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Just ate a peanut M M that had NO peanut in it I'm suing
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I wanna shoot my shot with her but I might skip town if shit Pan out
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Let's be honest The madness around here isn't contained to just March
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when people from both cohorts ask does it get this cold in Ohio
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Of all the female qualities a warm heart is the most valuable
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I told my sister I done got beat up while on the way to get her
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I am gonna take a break for the upcoming week Have a good day
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not satisfied with sitting around doing the same things everyday
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Riding a bike on my way to work smoking a blunt and it's Pay Day
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I told myself not to open twitter coz it will just break my heart
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Keep being a light for others even when yours ain't shining too bright
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Laundry is all caught up and i almost have my Christmas shopping done
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my teeth are gonna hurt so bad when i wake up i hate everything
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Anyone live near Edinburgh that's going to any events
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If the contractions in my back could just chill I'd feel a lot better
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You can because it's there for you to put your trash in not on top of
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Twitter there is no in between either music is hot or it's trash
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Parents keep your kids off social media it is ruining them
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Rodgers is going to get seriously hurt I can just feel it
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I just realized almost a fourth of the year is already gone
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im aware of the consequence im not ready yet to take the chance
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Everything's painful to watch when the internet speed is slow as hell
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People just love to run their mouths about things they know nothing about
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Also get extra men around this time of the year to sow test me
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They only loyal to they family They not really your friends lol
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I notice the way you maneuver Sexy but never show too much
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If I wanted to go through the same shit I would fuck with the same shit
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And you just gotta deal w that and take it for what it is
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Please don't hurt yourself and always remember that you are important
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I'll forever hate myself for not being the woman you deserved
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King Foster hey I ain't playing no more games It's gotta be that real
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if a shorty don't like you then it's no point in going after her
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Bro car insurance is the biggest scam on the face of the planet
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Sometimes I gotta beat my meat first then last name but I'll take ya home
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Has Auston Matthews been trash this entire game or is it just me
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Just witnessed the wind doing a power bomb on a city trash can
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I hate people that switch up when they get into a relationship
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How y'all wanna give everyone advice and you ain't even got shit
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I can't believe this guy beat me in a car race He had a fiat
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For some reason I have always feared people that are overly nice
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Yesterday was my anxiety today is my depression lol
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can keith whitley please come back from the dead and write me some more sad songs
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My problem is I don't know how to deal with a problem or conflict
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If I bring over pizza rolls soon will you and mike make them for me
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thank you Holy shit Thank you I've never been more alive I'm speechless
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Team over values vets in that regard so that's never happening
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A simple act of caring creates a ripple that comes back to you
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Roses are red Light up the lamps The Astros are still World freaking champs
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Whether inspired or not happy or sad you make me write poems
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Thank you And even better I think every word of it is true
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Barca wan injure most of Madrid players lol we see their tactics
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Fuck ass owners shook of Agent Orange nothing we all didn't know
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crying yourself to sleep has to be one of the most horrible things
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I stopped because I didn't wanna be forced to make cod videos
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Anyone else still perplexed by that run call to end the Penn State game
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You don't get confused eh You seem to get confused over your own name
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The primary goal of the State is to serve and protect the people
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Can't believe I woke up in perfect time to wait for Olivia
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In other words you need to watch your character Very carefully
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Jorge they hate to see you in a foreign they miss you kicking doors
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Your behavior is repugnant and has no place in my empire
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I'm unpacked and have no motivation to put laundry in the wash
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i still haven't watched Call me by your name i feel like an outsider
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I'm done riding for awhile Literally can not feel my body
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Ion care how hard times get ian gone never give up on my dreams
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prohibition n A decree or an order forbidding something
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The spirit becomes free only when it ceases to be a support
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Wolf's Reflector might be the move sucks because it took me forever
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I wanna smoke a blunt w my little Lindsey and watch friends
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Lol of course our computer systems at my store only are down
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Yeah I gotta get on my shit all the way way I'm on my way way
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Finally feeling like my tear hair loss and stress aren't paying off
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Mandela effect only in the western world what does this tell you
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today is gonna be lit shit to think abt it everyday is lit
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I really thought I would be fine but this jet lag is kicking my butt
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hitting the gym at night won't be so bad I'll have the gym by myself
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Seriously tho like the wrong people talk to me at this hour
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Good morning Twitter Im already high on rolled up dish detergent
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Were you not supposed to be searched when you enter or leave a country
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This is pretty cool Now we know where Walker in Walker Cup comes from
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Focus on the get back everything I loss yeah it's time to get back
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i just wanna give somebody my time is that too much to ask for
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Oh sounded like you were warning of more muslims driving peacefully
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Sometimes I want to vomit every painful thing in my body
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The sister really annoyed me though and Nick is still a piece of shit
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You get these results when talking to someone who is simple minded
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something just happened and made me realize that I do not have friends
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Can't relate to white privileged or the spoon fed Sorry not sorry
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journal woke up five times last night i need this to be over sooner
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I love Halloween The one day everyone wears a mask not just me
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Be honest here Do you puke before or after you say things like this
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My favorite songs My favorite TV shows are never ending
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We have already seen it All those lies from the Trump campaign people
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I'm gonna call Tom Brady the B O A T the best of all time
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Just because the past was painful doesn't mean that the future will be
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I've never seen such a retard like you The US falls apart slowly
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person who listens to Dance Gavin Dance once I love Dance Kevin Dance
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My phone keeps turning off whenever I do the glitch text rip ami
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