haiku stringlengths 5 2.3k | source stringlengths 1 74 |
|---|---|
I couldn't do it
I watch the entire show
why am I like this | twaiku |
I act ignorant
to certain things because some
people truly are | twaiku |
Just ate a peanut
M M that had NO peanut
in it I'm suing | twaiku |
I wanna shoot my
shot with her but I might skip
town if shit Pan out | twaiku |
Let's be honest The
madness around here isn't
contained to just March | twaiku |
when people from both
cohorts ask does it get this
cold in Ohio | twaiku |
Of all the female
qualities a warm heart is
the most valuable | twaiku |
I told my sister
I done got beat up while on
the way to get her | twaiku |
I am gonna take
a break for the upcoming
week Have a good day | twaiku |
not satisfied with
sitting around doing the
same things everyday | twaiku |
Riding a bike on
my way to work smoking a
blunt and it's Pay Day | twaiku |
I told myself not
to open twitter coz it
will just break my heart | twaiku |
Keep being a light
for others even when yours
ain't shining too bright | twaiku |
Laundry is all caught
up and i almost have my
Christmas shopping done | twaiku |
my teeth are gonna
hurt so bad when i wake up
i hate everything | twaiku |
Anyone live near
Edinburgh that's going
to any events | twaiku |
If the contractions
in my back could just chill I'd
feel a lot better | twaiku |
You can because it's
there for you to put your trash
in not on top of | twaiku |
Twitter there is no
in between either music
is hot or it's trash | twaiku |
Parents keep your kids
off social media it
is ruining them | twaiku |
Rodgers is going
to get seriously hurt
I can just feel it | twaiku |
I just realized
almost a fourth of the year
is already gone | twaiku |
im aware of the
consequence im not ready
yet to take the chance | twaiku |
Everything's painful
to watch when the internet
speed is slow as hell | twaiku |
People just love to
run their mouths about things they
know nothing about | twaiku |
Also get extra
men around this time of the
year to sow test me | twaiku |
They only loyal
to they family They not
really your friends lol | twaiku |
I notice the way
you maneuver Sexy but
never show too much | twaiku |
If I wanted to
go through the same shit I would
fuck with the same shit | twaiku |
And you just gotta
deal w that and take
it for what it is | twaiku |
Please don't hurt yourself
and always remember that
you are important | twaiku |
I'll forever hate
myself for not being the
woman you deserved | twaiku |
King Foster hey I
ain't playing no more games It's
gotta be that real | twaiku |
if a shorty don't
like you then it's no point in
going after her | twaiku |
Bro car insurance
is the biggest scam on the
face of the planet | twaiku |
Sometimes I gotta
beat my meat first then last name
but I'll take ya home | twaiku |
Has Auston Matthews
been trash this entire game
or is it just me | twaiku |
Just witnessed the wind
doing a power bomb on
a city trash can | twaiku |
I hate people that
switch up when they get into
a relationship | twaiku |
How y'all wanna give
everyone advice and you
ain't even got shit | twaiku |
I can't believe this
guy beat me in a car race
He had a fiat | twaiku |
For some reason I
have always feared people that
are overly nice | twaiku |
Yesterday was my
anxiety today is
my depression lol | twaiku |
can keith whitley please
come back from the dead and write
me some more sad songs | twaiku |
My problem is I
don't know how to deal with a
problem or conflict | twaiku |
If I bring over
pizza rolls soon will you and
mike make them for me | twaiku |
thank you Holy shit
Thank you I've never been more
alive I'm speechless | twaiku |
Team over values
vets in that regard so that's
never happening | twaiku |
A simple act of
caring creates a ripple
that comes back to you | twaiku |
Roses are red Light
up the lamps The Astros are
still World freaking champs | twaiku |
Whether inspired
or not happy or sad you
make me write poems | twaiku |
Thank you And even
better I think every
word of it is true | twaiku |
Barca wan injure
most of Madrid players lol
we see their tactics | twaiku |
Fuck ass owners shook
of Agent Orange nothing
we all didn't know | twaiku |
crying yourself to
sleep has to be one of the
most horrible things | twaiku |
I stopped because I
didn't wanna be forced to
make cod videos | twaiku |
Anyone else still
perplexed by that run call to
end the Penn State game | twaiku |
You don't get confused
eh You seem to get confused
over your own name | twaiku |
The primary goal
of the State is to serve and
protect the people | twaiku |
Can't believe I woke
up in perfect time to wait
for Olivia | twaiku |
In other words you
need to watch your character
Very carefully | twaiku |
Jorge they hate to
see you in a foreign they
miss you kicking doors | twaiku |
Your behavior is
repugnant and has no place
in my empire | twaiku |
I'm unpacked and have
no motivation to put
laundry in the wash | twaiku |
i still haven't watched
Call me by your name i feel
like an outsider | twaiku |
I'm done riding for
awhile Literally can
not feel my body | twaiku |
Ion care how hard
times get ian gone never
give up on my dreams | twaiku |
prohibition n
A decree or an order
forbidding something | twaiku |
The spirit becomes
free only when it ceases
to be a support | twaiku |
Wolf's Reflector might
be the move sucks because it
took me forever | twaiku |
I wanna smoke a
blunt w my little
Lindsey and watch friends | twaiku |
Lol of course our
computer systems at my
store only are down | twaiku |
Yeah I gotta get
on my shit all the way way
I'm on my way way | twaiku |
Finally feeling
like my tear hair loss and stress
aren't paying off | twaiku |
Mandela effect
only in the western world
what does this tell you | twaiku |
today is gonna
be lit shit to think abt it
everyday is lit | twaiku |
I really thought I
would be fine but this jet lag
is kicking my butt | twaiku |
hitting the gym at
night won't be so bad I'll have
the gym by myself | twaiku |
Seriously tho
like the wrong people talk to
me at this hour | twaiku |
Good morning Twitter
Im already high on rolled
up dish detergent | twaiku |
Were you not supposed
to be searched when you enter
or leave a country | twaiku |
This is pretty cool
Now we know where Walker in
Walker Cup comes from | twaiku |
Focus on the get
back everything I loss yeah
it's time to get back | twaiku |
i just wanna give
somebody my time is that
too much to ask for | twaiku |
Oh sounded like you
were warning of more muslims
driving peacefully | twaiku |
Sometimes I want to
vomit every painful
thing in my body | twaiku |
The sister really
annoyed me though and Nick is
still a piece of shit | twaiku |
You get these results
when talking to someone who
is simple minded | twaiku |
something just happened
and made me realize that
I do not have friends | twaiku |
Can't relate to white
privileged or the spoon fed
Sorry not sorry | twaiku |
journal woke up five
times last night i need this to
be over sooner | twaiku |
I love Halloween
The one day everyone wears
a mask not just me | twaiku |
Be honest here Do
you puke before or after
you say things like this | twaiku |
My favorite songs
My favorite TV shows
are never ending | twaiku |
We have already
seen it All those lies from the
Trump campaign people | twaiku |
I'm gonna call Tom
Brady the B O A T
the best of all time | twaiku |
Just because the past
was painful doesn't mean that
the future will be | twaiku |
I've never seen such
a retard like you The US
falls apart slowly | twaiku |
person who listens
to Dance Gavin Dance once I
love Dance Kevin Dance | twaiku |
My phone keeps turning
off whenever I do the
glitch text rip ami | twaiku |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.