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People will lie like shit to impress you and I just can't relate lol
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I'm thinking about chocolate chip cookies right now o w o
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this is a very important poll please respond with the utmost care
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Hope you were able to get most if not all of it done You got this
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I almost posted a selfie but I think I posted it before
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Bitches still in the feelings behind old shit Keep my name out ya mouth
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You captured me with a million things you never knew you were doing
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WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE HOUSES WITH CARPET STOP IT STOP DOING THAT
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Just witnessed someone making illegal u turn at a roundabout
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All I ever ask is for some attention is that too much to ask
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god i love marty he's not even on the screen yet but i love him
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Knew I shouldn't have taken that nap earlier cause now I cant sleep
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Bey was possessed when she performed Diva cause she went all the way off
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The Universal Will intends to settle this in the next few days
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I keep letting you back in How can I explain myself Care for me
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I'm tired might not be online for today Hope you guys have great day
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How many months we got left this month I'm ready for February
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She had any man who may always appear to find that are alone
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The phenomenon of people getting off a plane is hard to watch
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Has the president made an announcement on the new minimum wage
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keep safe over the holidays may next year be more fruitful for you
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I hate sleeping till the afternoon now I got no shit done today
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I guess we never really never moved on yes I've dreamt of you too
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Once We Move Into This House Summer Cookouts Will Be In Full Effect
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Sometimes all a man needs is tobacco and a room where he can swear
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His wife isn't a doctor but at least she'll be a holy mother
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i was going to edit but i found my way to the fridge instead
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Shit I'll be sober forever if it means not going back to jail
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I'm so lucky to have a bunch of idiot friends who cares for me
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Looks like Rosanne was totally canceled and not just the TV show
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i hate doing my makeup sometimes i feel like it takes up mad time
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Clearly I did not foresee the direction of this conversation
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I'm interested The more you impress me the more time I'll give you
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I NEED A PC rendering is not as fast as i desire
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Happy birthday to my lovely wife today hope you have a great day
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I told myself I'd move out my mothers house when I finish college
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Am i the only one who doesn't understand that new sponge Bob meme
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Yet Psychology is evolutionary by definition
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Don't make promises you your successors or on your bishops cant make
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Wow tomorrow is already Friday what do I do with my life
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It doesn't matter how much money you have if your heart is bankrupt
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So sad This never should have happened So sorry for the family
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Love ain't never gave me shit but unstoppable tears a broken heart
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Chen is racist and anyone who defends him is also racist
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No greater pain then a missed opportunity Planted Right Place Time
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Halo Online is pretty fun maybe I'll stream it sometime this week
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My alarms aren't for another hour so how am I awake
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Klay Thompson just made a dope pass and my brain is still processing it
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Unexpected but I wasn't really surprised So still on a high
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Thrive Mortgage is now following me on Twitter Thanks for the follow
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YEAH VIDEO SNAPS OR INSTEAD OF Q A IT COULD BE DARE OR DARE
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Not worried about points anymore so I'll be calling in New Years
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why weren't there more games dude it was only an hour or so in
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Went to a topless beach there was no sand on it sorry I'm tired
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Dockers clothing has just made new Cardigan with a sunshine design
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Did they realize they were hateful creatures feel shame delete their tweet
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Phone going to die but too comfortable to look for my charger
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Nope An issue with an overhead wire is causing the delay
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Someone how are you Me pretending that I'm not a dumbass I'm well
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Get Better With A Tubular Drink with this free With A Epic Drink
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I honestly don't know where to go anymore or know what to do
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I'll probably take the twins this weekend to take pictures with Santa
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Taylor's favorite candidate is confident thanks to the Swift Lift
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i was gonna tag u in this but i see that's unnecessary
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Cockroach season is coming to an end soon please return to sender
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I am sorry no clue what u are trying to say on that one yikes
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Sometimes you gotta thank God for keeping you sane cause some people man
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When the one person you want to talk to doesn't want to talk to you
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They are here Mama those who love audio books Give me a sign lol
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every time i see this fucking video i can't stop laughing
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My mama painting the house I really want her to paint my side pink
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I think that hairstyle is driven by ignorance Shut up and sing please
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my coworkers think they all funny talkin bout Did YoU gEt A tAg
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go away with your friends but be careful or they will come to fuck me
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Shouting terms into the void constantly is not an identity
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science is pretty much faith that the future will turn out like the past
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lol I'm so salty and nobody understands where I'm coming from
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I don't even be knowing what to tweet half the time anymore lol
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Finished most of my homework tonight so I can see Day tomorrow
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Franks music really changes depending on if you're happy or sad
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sneaking into the thread for a chance to eavesdrop on the recipe
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looks like the biggest puppet of iran isn't shying away soon
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Devil wears Prada going in hard and I'm on tinder swiping right
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COCKROACHES CAN SUCK MY LEFT TIT FUCKING DIE YOU ABOMINATIONS
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Sony coming out with a new camera Take my money and soul
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Being hungry and Irritated making me feel like a monster
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ban chocolate advent calendars Seriously get a grip women
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Fucking huge result for Liverpool this and I'm gutted about it
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my tutor is a whole ass hour late and we're all too scared to leave
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I never knew this page posted myths I suppose it was meant for facts
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Lol I be swearing up down never again then it happens again
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im so frUSTRATED i cant even draw a straight line with a RULER
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And didn't he once say he was the best baseball player in New York
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whenever you find a minute in your busy ass life come find me
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need to stop having dreams about people that I actually know
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i always forget how amazing sleeping in my bed alone is
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Time to make amends with people should've done it a minute ago
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Because the shit I go through just make me burst out in tears out the blue
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This is a winner speaking give them a reason to vote for something
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Bro think about it they beat the saints that beat the rams that beat the chiefs
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