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People will lie like
shit to impress you and I
just can't relate lol | twaiku |
I'm thinking about
chocolate chip cookies right now
o w o | twaiku |
this is a very
important poll please respond
with the utmost care | twaiku |
Hope you were able
to get most if not all of
it done You got this | twaiku |
I almost posted
a selfie but I think I
posted it before | twaiku |
Bitches still in the
feelings behind old shit Keep
my name out ya mouth | twaiku |
You captured me with
a million things you never
knew you were doing | twaiku |
WHY DO THEY EVEN
MAKE HOUSES WITH CARPET STOP
IT STOP DOING THAT | twaiku |
Just witnessed someone
making illegal u turn
at a roundabout | twaiku |
All I ever ask
is for some attention is
that too much to ask | twaiku |
god i love marty
he's not even on the screen
yet but i love him | twaiku |
Knew I shouldn't have
taken that nap earlier
cause now I cant sleep | twaiku |
Bey was possessed when
she performed Diva cause she
went all the way off | twaiku |
The Universal
Will intends to settle this
in the next few days | twaiku |
I keep letting you
back in How can I explain
myself Care for me | twaiku |
I'm tired might not
be online for today Hope
you guys have great day | twaiku |
How many months we
got left this month I'm ready
for February | twaiku |
She had any man
who may always appear to
find that are alone | twaiku |
The phenomenon
of people getting off a
plane is hard to watch | twaiku |
Has the president
made an announcement on the
new minimum wage | twaiku |
keep safe over the
holidays may next year be
more fruitful for you | twaiku |
I hate sleeping till
the afternoon now I got
no shit done today | twaiku |
I guess we never
really never moved on yes
I've dreamt of you too | twaiku |
Once We Move Into
This House Summer Cookouts Will
Be In Full Effect | twaiku |
Sometimes all a man
needs is tobacco and a
room where he can swear | twaiku |
His wife isn't a
doctor but at least she'll be
a holy mother | twaiku |
i was going to
edit but i found my way
to the fridge instead | twaiku |
Shit I'll be sober
forever if it means not
going back to jail | twaiku |
I'm so lucky to
have a bunch of idiot
friends who cares for me | twaiku |
Looks like Rosanne was
totally canceled and not
just the TV show | twaiku |
i hate doing my
makeup sometimes i feel like
it takes up mad time | twaiku |
Clearly I did not
foresee the direction of
this conversation | twaiku |
I'm interested
The more you impress me the
more time I'll give you | twaiku |
I NEED A PC
rendering is not as fast
as i desire | twaiku |
Happy birthday to
my lovely wife today hope
you have a great day | twaiku |
I told myself I'd
move out my mothers house when
I finish college | twaiku |
Am i the only
one who doesn't understand
that new sponge Bob meme | twaiku |
Yet Psychology
is evolutionary
by definition | twaiku |
Don't make promises
you your successors or on
your bishops cant make | twaiku |
Wow tomorrow is
already Friday what do
I do with my life | twaiku |
It doesn't matter
how much money you have if
your heart is bankrupt | twaiku |
So sad This never
should have happened So sorry
for the family | twaiku |
Love ain't never gave
me shit but unstoppable
tears a broken heart | twaiku |
Chen is racist and
anyone who defends him
is also racist | twaiku |
No greater pain then
a missed opportunity
Planted Right Place Time | twaiku |
Halo Online is
pretty fun maybe I'll stream
it sometime this week | twaiku |
My alarms aren't
for another hour so
how am I awake | twaiku |
Klay Thompson just made
a dope pass and my brain is
still processing it | twaiku |
Unexpected but
I wasn't really surprised
So still on a high | twaiku |
Thrive Mortgage is now
following me on Twitter
Thanks for the follow | twaiku |
YEAH VIDEO SNAPS
OR INSTEAD OF Q A IT
COULD BE DARE OR DARE | twaiku |
Not worried about
points anymore so I'll be
calling in New Years | twaiku |
why weren't there more
games dude it was only an
hour or so in | twaiku |
Went to a topless
beach there was no sand on it
sorry I'm tired | twaiku |
Dockers clothing has
just made new Cardigan with
a sunshine design | twaiku |
Did they realize
they were hateful creatures feel
shame delete their tweet | twaiku |
Phone going to die
but too comfortable to
look for my charger | twaiku |
Nope An issue with
an overhead wire is
causing the delay | twaiku |
Someone how are you
Me pretending that I'm not
a dumbass I'm well | twaiku |
Get Better With A
Tubular Drink with this free
With A Epic Drink | twaiku |
I honestly don't
know where to go anymore
or know what to do | twaiku |
I'll probably take
the twins this weekend to take
pictures with Santa | twaiku |
Taylor's favorite
candidate is confident
thanks to the Swift Lift | twaiku |
i was gonna tag
u in this but i see that's
unnecessary | twaiku |
Cockroach season is
coming to an end soon please
return to sender | twaiku |
I am sorry no
clue what u are trying to
say on that one yikes | twaiku |
Sometimes you gotta
thank God for keeping you sane
cause some people man | twaiku |
When the one person
you want to talk to doesn't
want to talk to you | twaiku |
They are here Mama
those who love audio books
Give me a sign lol | twaiku |
every time i
see this fucking video
i can't stop laughing | twaiku |
My mama painting
the house I really want her
to paint my side pink | twaiku |
I think that hairstyle
is driven by ignorance
Shut up and sing please | twaiku |
my coworkers think
they all funny talkin bout
Did YoU gEt A tAg | twaiku |
go away with your
friends but be careful or they
will come to fuck me | twaiku |
Shouting terms into
the void constantly is not
an identity | twaiku |
science is pretty
much faith that the future will
turn out like the past | twaiku |
lol I'm so salty
and nobody understands
where I'm coming from | twaiku |
I don't even be
knowing what to tweet half the
time anymore lol | twaiku |
Finished most of my
homework tonight so I can
see Day tomorrow | twaiku |
Franks music really
changes depending on if
you're happy or sad | twaiku |
sneaking into the
thread for a chance to eavesdrop
on the recipe | twaiku |
looks like the biggest
puppet of iran isn't
shying away soon | twaiku |
Devil wears Prada
going in hard and I'm on
tinder swiping right | twaiku |
COCKROACHES CAN SUCK
MY LEFT TIT FUCKING DIE YOU
ABOMINATIONS | twaiku |
Sony coming out
with a new camera Take
my money and soul | twaiku |
Being hungry and
Irritated making me
feel like a monster | twaiku |
ban chocolate advent
calendars Seriously
get a grip women | twaiku |
Fucking huge result
for Liverpool this and I'm
gutted about it | twaiku |
my tutor is a
whole ass hour late and we're
all too scared to leave | twaiku |
I never knew this
page posted myths I suppose
it was meant for facts | twaiku |
Lol I be swearing
up down never again then
it happens again | twaiku |
im so frUSTRATED
i cant even draw a straight
line with a RULER | twaiku |
And didn't he once
say he was the best baseball
player in New York | twaiku |
whenever you find
a minute in your busy
ass life come find me | twaiku |
need to stop having
dreams about people that I
actually know | twaiku |
i always forget
how amazing sleeping in
my bed alone is | twaiku |
Time to make amends
with people should've done it
a minute ago | twaiku |
Because the shit I
go through just make me burst out
in tears out the blue | twaiku |
This is a winner
speaking give them a reason
to vote for something | twaiku |
Bro think about it
they beat the saints that beat the
rams that beat the chiefs | twaiku |
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