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If my manager
insults me again I will
be assaulting him | twaiku |
I suddenly have
the urge to write just as a
don't have time to write | twaiku |
I'm about to be
in the mail room so much in
the upcoming weeks | twaiku |
Pence is a racist
evil bigot having a
pet doesn't change that | twaiku |
Gotta be careful
how much feed you feed in to
with mass media | twaiku |
I don't trust people
who don't pull through parking spots
when they have the chance | twaiku |
just give a crying
laughing face to your haters
and call it a day | twaiku |
Do I even have
the energy to study
during reading week | twaiku |
i'm on twitter now
if they can brighten your day
follow my haikus | twaiku |
Been drinking all this
water lately and really
have my skin glowing | twaiku |
dang Athena has
pulled her weapon a few times
in this episode | twaiku |
happy birthday my
guy Try to enjoy your day
at work bro bro lol | twaiku |
Why did the quicken
across the road To get to
the brother reside | twaiku |
Obviously you
are a very dangerous
individual | twaiku |
dusty ray bottom's
story made me cry fuck non
supportive parents | twaiku |
Why is sleeping all
day every day not an
option for adults | twaiku |
This is the problem
with loosing weight i eat too
many times a day | twaiku |
I'm such an honest
person and that's one thing I
love about myself | twaiku |
This whole performance
would've been better with a
different outfit | twaiku |
have to wonder how
old Kavanaugh when he lost
his virginity | twaiku |
Playing mindlessly
with her silver strands she would
write in her journal | twaiku |
racism is a
good reason to quit your own
radio show right | twaiku |
There are several
pay to parks going left at
the traffic circle | twaiku |
Let's ruin the lives
of all parents the people
who wrote baby shark | twaiku |
How come every
time I wear sweatpants my dick
get hard randomly | twaiku |
I CAN believe I
let a man determine my
worth Never again | twaiku |
This is difficult
but since I JUST became a
Bey fan she can go | twaiku |
Man oh man Twitter
is so active this morning
it hard to keep up | twaiku |
the waitress wanted
to take my shot glass ha ha
ha not today hun | twaiku |
Waiting on Ro to
pull up with the eats so we
can do just that lol | twaiku |
They attract all sorts
of lunatics no one as
cultured as yourself | twaiku |
Dance is truly my
passion I should've made a
career out of it | twaiku |
Psychological
and social factors appear
to play little role | twaiku |
why is nicki still
winning that poll y'all better
fix this shit right now | twaiku |
Good article I'm
just riding the wave until
my heart is ripped out | twaiku |
I hate being lied
to especially when I've been
nothing but honest | twaiku |
Lawyer always got
cheese on stand by never know
when i might Fuck up | twaiku |
Rihanna need to
come out with some new music
she pissing me off | twaiku |
A armed robbery
downtown Evanston today
Y'all be safe out there | twaiku |
I love sprinkles Yes
I do yes I do The best
cupcakes in the world | twaiku |
Can't believe we named
our galaxy after
a chocolate bar wow | twaiku |
Cameron Johnson
already helping secure
offensive rebounds | twaiku |
no he shouldn't have
baby kid fuckers have it
the worst in prison | twaiku |
Goodbye video
tomorrow Queen radio
and Women like me | twaiku |
not to be evil
but why does everyone look
so ugly today | twaiku |
Love Simon was hands
down one of the best movies
i have ever seen | twaiku |
never stress over
work job the unemployment
office be BOOMING | twaiku |
that rocket mortgage
ad with the white boy rapping
is so accurate | twaiku |
Does anybody
know what we did j Special
teams during the break | twaiku |
have you ever been
hungry but like not in the
mood for anything | twaiku |
I'm seeing you in
Houston tonight and so far
the gays love you Lol | twaiku |
I am not only
a pain in the ass I have
a pain in the ass | twaiku |
The Daily Struggles
Of A Soon to Be High School
Dropout A memoir | twaiku |
That don't matter Cause
pain will heal I will follow
you Into the dark | twaiku |
I don't even like
the drink not slipping my foot
into it either | twaiku |
If you are really
desperate you can make any
tweet apply to you | twaiku |
Most wolves aren't too
bad Somehow I managed to
befriend the worst one | twaiku |
I beat Ashley at
pong twice today so at lease
I can win a game | twaiku |
Almost forgot to
say happy turkey day from
ya boy Yung Turkey | twaiku |
I hate waking up
for school But don't mind at all
waking up for work | twaiku |
somebody had to
go back in the carrier
and she's not happy | twaiku |
whispers I only
have the heart to do this with
duplicate pc's | twaiku |
why am i always
dehydrated i drink so
much fucking water | twaiku |
Ugh I wanna tweet
about this so bad but I'll
get in trouble lol | twaiku |
Yoo Drop A Triple
Play On Friday So We Have
Something To Grind For | twaiku |
They're either waiting
to talk to her last or they
see no point Or both | twaiku |
Best dog I ever
had for hunting was Golden
Retriever named Jack | twaiku |
robots Not sure if
you are on mine I don't see
anything of yours | twaiku |
And we were tipping
barca vs man city
when the draw was made | twaiku |
I just wanna be
cuddled up especially in
this cold weather bro | twaiku |
IMAGINE IF THE
BOYZ HAVE THEIR COMEBACK ON THE
SAME DAY AS MINO | twaiku |
You can easily
feel played when you've done wrong by
so many people | twaiku |
I'm guessing McCabe
will be out of the country
for the next few weeks | twaiku |
It's raining and I'm
listening to Made In The
AM Just like old times | twaiku |
Whenever someone
mentions MBA I go
into panic mode | twaiku |
you keep saying you're
moving in silence but shit
he doing the same | twaiku |
don't expect students
to be okay with ALL of
your rules buzz cut amp | twaiku |
If you think being
rude is cute or quirky then
you're an idiot | twaiku |
SCREW IT TODAYS THE
DAY ABOUT TO STEAM OUTLAST
INSTALLING IT NOW | twaiku |
Loving the smell of
rain and seeing the garden
breathe feeling grateful | twaiku |
Harry Potter the
time of time I was able
to get my hair done | twaiku |
Social Media
Is Always The Platform Where
Pettiness Begin | twaiku |
Trying to find a
way to tell my mother she
can't cook anymore | twaiku |
Launch trailer comes out
but the actual launch is
still days away Sigh | twaiku |
Wish I had endless
amounts of money so I
could buy everything | twaiku |
HIS NAME IS FUCKING
TRACK GOOD GOD I NEED TO SLAP
THAT WOMAN TRACK NO | twaiku |
Is it really the
Nolan I think it is my
mom just texted me | twaiku |
We wanted to be
adults so bad Now look at
us Just fucking look | twaiku |
If I never stop
loving you Will you never
start wanting me to | twaiku |
I know she playing
both sides that bitch telling lies
I felt that too Chris | twaiku |
I should be doing
something but this weather is
making me sleepy | twaiku |
If you haven't done
so worth downloading while free
Really good stuff here | twaiku |
you have ruined the
world Social media has
caused so much trouble | twaiku |
What would happen if
the Borg found inedible
individuals | twaiku |
Look at you thinking
you couldn't without him now
look at you living | twaiku |
I'm just going to
cut everyone off just to
have a peace of mind | twaiku |
What draws people to
be friends is that they see the
same truth They share it | twaiku |
The deal about not
banning guns is not about
freedom but money | twaiku |
noah offense but
the last season of new girl
could've been better | twaiku |
No matter how old
my daughter gets she'll always
be my baby girl | twaiku |
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