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If my manager insults me again I will be assaulting him
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I suddenly have the urge to write just as a don't have time to write
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I'm about to be in the mail room so much in the upcoming weeks
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Pence is a racist evil bigot having a pet doesn't change that
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Gotta be careful how much feed you feed in to with mass media
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I don't trust people who don't pull through parking spots when they have the chance
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just give a crying laughing face to your haters and call it a day
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Do I even have the energy to study during reading week
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i'm on twitter now if they can brighten your day follow my haikus
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Been drinking all this water lately and really have my skin glowing
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dang Athena has pulled her weapon a few times in this episode
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happy birthday my guy Try to enjoy your day at work bro bro lol
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Why did the quicken across the road To get to the brother reside
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Obviously you are a very dangerous individual
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dusty ray bottom's story made me cry fuck non supportive parents
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Why is sleeping all day every day not an option for adults
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This is the problem with loosing weight i eat too many times a day
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I'm such an honest person and that's one thing I love about myself
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This whole performance would've been better with a different outfit
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have to wonder how old Kavanaugh when he lost his virginity
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Playing mindlessly with her silver strands she would write in her journal
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racism is a good reason to quit your own radio show right
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There are several pay to parks going left at the traffic circle
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Let's ruin the lives of all parents the people who wrote baby shark
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How come every time I wear sweatpants my dick get hard randomly
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I CAN believe I let a man determine my worth Never again
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This is difficult but since I JUST became a Bey fan she can go
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Man oh man Twitter is so active this morning it hard to keep up
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the waitress wanted to take my shot glass ha ha ha not today hun
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Waiting on Ro to pull up with the eats so we can do just that lol
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They attract all sorts of lunatics no one as cultured as yourself
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Dance is truly my passion I should've made a career out of it
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Psychological and social factors appear to play little role
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why is nicki still winning that poll y'all better fix this shit right now
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Good article I'm just riding the wave until my heart is ripped out
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I hate being lied to especially when I've been nothing but honest
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Lawyer always got cheese on stand by never know when i might Fuck up
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Rihanna need to come out with some new music she pissing me off
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A armed robbery downtown Evanston today Y'all be safe out there
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I love sprinkles Yes I do yes I do The best cupcakes in the world
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Can't believe we named our galaxy after a chocolate bar wow
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Cameron Johnson already helping secure offensive rebounds
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no he shouldn't have baby kid fuckers have it the worst in prison
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Goodbye video tomorrow Queen radio and Women like me
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not to be evil but why does everyone look so ugly today
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Love Simon was hands down one of the best movies i have ever seen
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never stress over work job the unemployment office be BOOMING
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that rocket mortgage ad with the white boy rapping is so accurate
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Does anybody know what we did j Special teams during the break
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have you ever been hungry but like not in the mood for anything
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I'm seeing you in Houston tonight and so far the gays love you Lol
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I am not only a pain in the ass I have a pain in the ass
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The Daily Struggles Of A Soon to Be High School Dropout A memoir
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That don't matter Cause pain will heal I will follow you Into the dark
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I don't even like the drink not slipping my foot into it either
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If you are really desperate you can make any tweet apply to you
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Most wolves aren't too bad Somehow I managed to befriend the worst one
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I beat Ashley at pong twice today so at lease I can win a game
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Almost forgot to say happy turkey day from ya boy Yung Turkey
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I hate waking up for school But don't mind at all waking up for work
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somebody had to go back in the carrier and she's not happy
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whispers I only have the heart to do this with duplicate pc's
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why am i always dehydrated i drink so much fucking water
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Ugh I wanna tweet about this so bad but I'll get in trouble lol
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Yoo Drop A Triple Play On Friday So We Have Something To Grind For
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They're either waiting to talk to her last or they see no point Or both
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Best dog I ever had for hunting was Golden Retriever named Jack
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robots Not sure if you are on mine I don't see anything of yours
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And we were tipping barca vs man city when the draw was made
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I just wanna be cuddled up especially in this cold weather bro
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IMAGINE IF THE BOYZ HAVE THEIR COMEBACK ON THE SAME DAY AS MINO
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You can easily feel played when you've done wrong by so many people
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I'm guessing McCabe will be out of the country for the next few weeks
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It's raining and I'm listening to Made In The AM Just like old times
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Whenever someone mentions MBA I go into panic mode
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you keep saying you're moving in silence but shit he doing the same
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don't expect students to be okay with ALL of your rules buzz cut amp
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If you think being rude is cute or quirky then you're an idiot
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SCREW IT TODAYS THE DAY ABOUT TO STEAM OUTLAST INSTALLING IT NOW
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Loving the smell of rain and seeing the garden breathe feeling grateful
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Harry Potter the time of time I was able to get my hair done
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Social Media Is Always The Platform Where Pettiness Begin
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Trying to find a way to tell my mother she can't cook anymore
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Launch trailer comes out but the actual launch is still days away Sigh
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Wish I had endless amounts of money so I could buy everything
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HIS NAME IS FUCKING TRACK GOOD GOD I NEED TO SLAP THAT WOMAN TRACK NO
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Is it really the Nolan I think it is my mom just texted me
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We wanted to be adults so bad Now look at us Just fucking look
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If I never stop loving you Will you never start wanting me to
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I know she playing both sides that bitch telling lies I felt that too Chris
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I should be doing something but this weather is making me sleepy
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If you haven't done so worth downloading while free Really good stuff here
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you have ruined the world Social media has caused so much trouble
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What would happen if the Borg found inedible individuals
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Look at you thinking you couldn't without him now look at you living
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I'm just going to cut everyone off just to have a peace of mind
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What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth They share it
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The deal about not banning guns is not about freedom but money
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noah offense but the last season of new girl could've been better
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No matter how old my daughter gets she'll always be my baby girl
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