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It's weird how weekend go by so much slower when Daniel ain't around
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My gym called today to make sure I still wanted to be a member
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I said ts last night and mane acted like I was speaking in tongues
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ONE more week until we find out the gender of our lil baby
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Just giving you a little insight into my mental state right now
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I have so many clothes to fold i also have so much sleep to get
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w o you is how i disappear and live my life alone
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I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow
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Morning I still don't have wifi and I'm ready to murder someone
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Can someone explain to me why financial aid is SO confusing
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Refusing to wear my spectacles too many ugly folk about
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Being in my old high school right now is bringing back so many feels
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Welcome to d month of MAY where M MIRACLE A AWAIT Y YOU
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Marcus Morris has been an absolute STUD all year for the Celtics
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This weather got me thinking we here for a good time not a long time
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You couldn't even beat everton when half there team where dying sick
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so i probably cant go to any of the columbus shows hm
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Those wooden spoons that came with the ice cream cups in elementary school
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And now I'm seeing everyone talk about who has a flat ass Thanks
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I want a weighted blanket to cuddle with This bitch don't need no man
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I'm Really About To Cry All I Wanted Was Salisbury Steak Rice
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What you know about getting a check and splitting it wit yo brothers
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never let them know because its hurt when they say they don't miss you too
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because they will be so dependent on them that turning them off would
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Jakob Borman's cat is ass fucking cancerous and that needs to change
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Me I'm turning a year older mommy looks at me and sucks her teeth
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having short hair is dun till your hair is wet and you look like a man
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it's raining my ass is not gonna wanna wake up on the morning
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is dick riding a sport in DC because I see a lot of it
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For Art of Living Simplicity Discipline and Divinity
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a lot of profound experiences and self growth happened this year
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Is the second time when is not working two weeks ago was the same
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Fingers crossed that my student receives a response to his letter from
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horrible news i've been trying to get kisses and have received none
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Im keeping my lungs holding my tongue this time Hush now keep your head down
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Listening to Ka having a lil slight breakdown j cooling feel me
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Maybe you need to read that again I don't think they were being nice
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I revel in your longing And bathe in both your excitement and tears
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this feeling is so unsettling i just want him to be okay
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And I thought Rangers couldn't get any worse from that Semi final
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i don't even know who my bias in b a p is anymore
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this weather makes me feel like i'm glowing inside and out i love it
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vigilant But look how extra I am with my own stationary
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my main account got locked so i'll be using this for awhile i hope
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I mean y'all really going out of your way to avoid me alright
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wish olivia would leave dack alone until we get promoted
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Looks like our team will be needing a new org for Seattle yay
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Christmas for me now is basically just a day of man vs Food
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IM SUPER SORRY FOR THIS SPAM BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM NOT SORRY
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Are they doing this for ratings Inquiring minds would like to know
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A two tweet reply setup for a third tweet gag seems to have failed me
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When your doing your mascara and you need to sneeze no no no NO
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So many people in the world are having sex right now AND IM NOT
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I'll be at Collins North Forrest tonight Follow along for updates
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Trader Joe's almond milk is the best one I've tried thank God it exists
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Everyone has a plain until they get punched in the mouth mike Tyson
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I'm getting old I have to get ready while I have the energy
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Does he EVER make sense unless he is reading a prepared statement
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Link I'm gonna place something in here you won't know what it is A snake
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Family when I'm with them the happiness is immeasurable
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Great story of a great Shaker Heights resident The power of one
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Harry is so cute let me hug him and tell him how precious he is
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Sorry but you ain't getting in that way Better do it legally
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I have bronchitis and I feel like I'm slowly dying from each cough
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She's going to change the world But she can't change me No she can't change me
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He don't ever got to worry about me He knows I'm not friendly
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Can you imagine trying to think while Jeanine Pirro is taking
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I'm just gonna keep this one and see if I still like it tomorrow
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Seeing so many people vote and it's making me cry happy tears
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I'm going to be so hurt in the morning when I gotta wake up
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I could not even go to church to pray for him This is frustrating
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Lol every scroll me scroll me see Michael a kill somebody else
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Boris Johnson skull fucked a snowy owl while smacked off his arse on junk
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sian everyday i eat outside its getting more and more sian
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It is only when you're closer to death that the more alive you feel
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Noses are copper azaleas are plum sugar is sweet and so on
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emily and i are definitely snatching barricade wednesday
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What are you going to do when the Browns play the Panthers next season
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oh you're welcome to talk about the Vikings they're a story tonight
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We're playing really poor passes at the back need to calm down a bit
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The only twitter account you need to follow at a time like this
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Happy New Year I hope I can watch you singing on the stage this year
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I hope your buyout saves her future You doomed mine Ever think of that
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Don't have to worry about the hand who feeds you if you feed yourself
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vale kept bringing me cookies while I was cashing out she's a keeper
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Whoever started this cloud cut crease i give them full credit thank you
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It's the teachers who know they don't teach well that give you the most homework
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Y'all depend on y'all environment to much for the way you should feel
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Stop listening to your situation speak to your situation
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any idea what the set times will be for the Black Lips tonight
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I have not eaten anything all day I don't feel dying today
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I'm chilling so I guess it's time for me to go back under my rock
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I think other dude got the size over Malcom I'm not for sure tho
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I hope people can forgive me the way I have forgiven others
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Patriots really have no plan for what to do post Brady do they
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Working Christmas Eve honestly sucks But at least its quite a short shift
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So literally live off the same exit as all my exes now
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Roses pacific blue azaleas goldenrod be sweet and so on
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you really can't do cute shit for me because i'm emotional lol
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my life consists of me making and eating snacks while dogs stare at me
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