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It's weird how weekend
go by so much slower when
Daniel ain't around | twaiku |
My gym called today
to make sure I still wanted
to be a member | twaiku |
I said ts last
night and mane acted like I
was speaking in tongues | twaiku |
ONE more week until
we find out the gender of
our lil baby | twaiku |
Just giving you a
little insight into my
mental state right now | twaiku |
I have so many
clothes to fold i also have
so much sleep to get | twaiku |
w o you
is how i disappear and
live my life alone | twaiku |
I not only use
all the brains I have but all
that I can borrow | twaiku |
Morning I still don't
have wifi and I'm ready
to murder someone | twaiku |
Can someone explain
to me why financial aid
is SO confusing | twaiku |
Refusing to wear
my spectacles too many
ugly folk about | twaiku |
Being in my old
high school right now is bringing
back so many feels | twaiku |
Welcome to d month
of MAY where M MIRACLE
A AWAIT Y YOU | twaiku |
Marcus Morris has
been an absolute STUD all
year for the Celtics | twaiku |
This weather got me
thinking we here for a good
time not a long time | twaiku |
You couldn't even
beat everton when half there
team where dying sick | twaiku |
so i probably
cant go to any of the
columbus shows hm | twaiku |
Those wooden spoons that
came with the ice cream cups in
elementary school | twaiku |
And now I'm seeing
everyone talk about who
has a flat ass Thanks | twaiku |
I want a weighted
blanket to cuddle with This
bitch don't need no man | twaiku |
I'm Really About
To Cry All I Wanted Was
Salisbury Steak Rice | twaiku |
What you know about
getting a check and splitting
it wit yo brothers | twaiku |
never let them know
because its hurt when they say
they don't miss you too | twaiku |
because they will be
so dependent on them that
turning them off would | twaiku |
Jakob Borman's cat
is ass fucking cancerous
and that needs to change | twaiku |
Me I'm turning a
year older mommy looks at
me and sucks her teeth | twaiku |
having short hair is
dun till your hair is wet and
you look like a man | twaiku |
it's raining my ass
is not gonna wanna wake
up on the morning | twaiku |
is dick riding a
sport in DC because I
see a lot of it | twaiku |
For Art of Living
Simplicity Discipline
and Divinity | twaiku |
a lot of profound
experiences and self
growth happened this year | twaiku |
Is the second time
when is not working two weeks
ago was the same | twaiku |
Fingers crossed that my
student receives a response
to his letter from | twaiku |
horrible news i've
been trying to get kisses
and have received none | twaiku |
Im keeping my lungs
holding my tongue this time Hush
now keep your head down | twaiku |
Listening to Ka
having a lil slight breakdown
j cooling feel me | twaiku |
Maybe you need to
read that again I don't think
they were being nice | twaiku |
I revel in your
longing And bathe in both your
excitement and tears | twaiku |
this feeling is so
unsettling i just want
him to be okay | twaiku |
And I thought Rangers
couldn't get any worse from
that Semi final | twaiku |
i don't even know
who my bias in b a
p is anymore | twaiku |
this weather makes me
feel like i'm glowing inside
and out i love it | twaiku |
vigilant But look
how extra I am with my
own stationary | twaiku |
my main account got
locked so i'll be using this
for awhile i hope | twaiku |
I mean y'all really
going out of your way to
avoid me alright | twaiku |
wish olivia
would leave dack alone until
we get promoted | twaiku |
Looks like our team
will be needing a new org
for Seattle yay | twaiku |
Christmas for me now
is basically just a day
of man vs Food | twaiku |
IM SUPER SORRY
FOR THIS SPAM BUT AT THE SAME
TIME IM NOT SORRY | twaiku |
Are they doing this
for ratings Inquiring
minds would like to know | twaiku |
A two tweet reply
setup for a third tweet gag
seems to have failed me | twaiku |
When your doing your
mascara and you need to
sneeze no no no NO | twaiku |
So many people
in the world are having sex
right now AND IM NOT | twaiku |
I'll be at Collins
North Forrest tonight Follow
along for updates | twaiku |
Trader Joe's almond
milk is the best one I've tried
thank God it exists | twaiku |
Everyone has a
plain until they get punched in
the mouth mike Tyson | twaiku |
I'm getting old I
have to get ready while I
have the energy | twaiku |
Does he EVER make
sense unless he is reading
a prepared statement | twaiku |
Link I'm gonna place
something in here you won't know
what it is A snake | twaiku |
Family when I'm
with them the happiness is
immeasurable | twaiku |
Great story of a
great Shaker Heights resident
The power of one | twaiku |
Harry is so cute
let me hug him and tell him
how precious he is | twaiku |
Sorry but you ain't
getting in that way Better
do it legally | twaiku |
I have bronchitis
and I feel like I'm slowly
dying from each cough | twaiku |
She's going to change
the world But she can't change me
No she can't change me | twaiku |
He don't ever got
to worry about me He
knows I'm not friendly | twaiku |
Can you imagine
trying to think while Jeanine
Pirro is taking | twaiku |
I'm just gonna keep
this one and see if I still
like it tomorrow | twaiku |
Seeing so many
people vote and it's making
me cry happy tears | twaiku |
I'm going to be
so hurt in the morning when
I gotta wake up | twaiku |
I could not even
go to church to pray for him
This is frustrating | twaiku |
Lol every scroll
me scroll me see Michael a
kill somebody else | twaiku |
Boris Johnson skull
fucked a snowy owl while smacked
off his arse on junk | twaiku |
sian everyday
i eat outside its getting
more and more sian | twaiku |
It is only when
you're closer to death that the
more alive you feel | twaiku |
Noses are copper
azaleas are plum sugar
is sweet and so on | twaiku |
emily and i
are definitely snatching
barricade wednesday | twaiku |
What are you going
to do when the Browns play the
Panthers next season | twaiku |
oh you're welcome to
talk about the Vikings they're
a story tonight | twaiku |
We're playing really
poor passes at the back need
to calm down a bit | twaiku |
The only twitter
account you need to follow
at a time like this | twaiku |
Happy New Year I
hope I can watch you singing
on the stage this year | twaiku |
I hope your buyout
saves her future You doomed mine
Ever think of that | twaiku |
Don't have to worry
about the hand who feeds you
if you feed yourself | twaiku |
vale kept bringing me
cookies while I was cashing
out she's a keeper | twaiku |
Whoever started
this cloud cut crease i give them
full credit thank you | twaiku |
It's the teachers who
know they don't teach well that give
you the most homework | twaiku |
Y'all depend on y'all
environment to much for
the way you should feel | twaiku |
Stop listening to
your situation speak to
your situation | twaiku |
any idea
what the set times will be for
the Black Lips tonight | twaiku |
I have not eaten
anything all day I don't
feel dying today | twaiku |
I'm chilling so I
guess it's time for me to go
back under my rock | twaiku |
I think other dude
got the size over Malcom
I'm not for sure tho | twaiku |
I hope people can
forgive me the way I have
forgiven others | twaiku |
Patriots really
have no plan for what to do
post Brady do they | twaiku |
Working Christmas Eve
honestly sucks But at least
its quite a short shift | twaiku |
So literally
live off the same exit as
all my exes now | twaiku |
Roses pacific
blue azaleas goldenrod
be sweet and so on | twaiku |
you really can't do
cute shit for me because i'm
emotional lol | twaiku |
my life consists of
me making and eating snacks
while dogs stare at me | twaiku |
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