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some friendships weren't
meant to be I'm glad that I
see it clearly now | twaiku |
Either that or a
good ass bat that I could be
on trees w | twaiku |
assuming this is
about what I think it s
about WOO MAINE TOO | twaiku |
At least mention me
I am the most important
member of the team | twaiku |
I really have a
problem with buying way too
many paintbrushes | twaiku |
you are enough you're
doing great and ya made it
through today good job | twaiku |
We wanted them to
win for obvious reasons
They do suck Oh well | twaiku |
oh my god hello
I'm from Chile I like your
way of life a hug | twaiku |
jess really needs to
stop sending me pictures of
her dissecting things | twaiku |
From all stories I've
heard Med schools in the east were
super frustrating | twaiku |
Septic Eye I think
you would really enjoy AER
memories of old | twaiku |
Chips from Pizza Hut
express are actually
gods gift to the world | twaiku |
Can't understand what
they are saying but Clapping
looks like a good sign | twaiku |
wow Claire Underwood
really is that bitch I'm so
sad HOC is over | twaiku |
Flowing not forcing
Not opposed to what stays or
what decides to go | twaiku |
Feel sorry for the
people with no morals or
respect It's a shame | twaiku |
Family will break
their back for outsiders but
will watch you struggle | twaiku |
u literally
have one leg dude i can not
take u serious | twaiku |
I would however
suck this dudes dick any time
he wanted me to | twaiku |
is our east of
England regional winner
Congratulations | twaiku |
Sometimes things need to
get broken in order to
be properly fixed | twaiku |
Oh baby baby
baby Baby baby Oh
my baby baby | twaiku |
When fighting monsters
one must make sure they do not
become one as well | twaiku |
When you're about to
cancel plans and the other
person cancels first | twaiku |
some of you bitches
a be with a dog just to
say you gotta man | twaiku |
The most obvious
and widespread for people to
actually you | twaiku |
A simple text and
I motivated above
and beyond Thank you | twaiku |
I'll only ever
date a dude who thinks I'm to
good for him so yeah | twaiku |
i can't keep hoping
for the best to be getting
hurt every time | twaiku |
Drake wrote a letter
That gave push the win Ain't no
lines in battles G | twaiku |
Just left Oxford for
what should be a fab evening
launch and reception | twaiku |
White These Zionist
scum obviously don't see
her as one of them | twaiku |
I'm so ready to
be three drinks in on a beach
soaking up the sun | twaiku |
Come on India
its time to switch to the sun
PC Moise Levi | twaiku |
I love laying with
my dog he's like a heater
He keeps me so warm | twaiku |
Heel Nakamura
vs Bryan is what I
need at the moment | twaiku |
I love everything
rap it's safe to say I'm a
rap enthusiast | twaiku |
Holy JESUS I'm
early I really thought I
was gonna miss it | twaiku |
Spray Dog refuses
to use their Plasma Hit Squirt
to warn the building | twaiku |
Will never forget
the time someone asked me if
a spoke Mexican | twaiku |
my dad really be
opening my snaps to him
and doesn't respond | twaiku |
You don't realise
how clear the world is until
you clean your glasses | twaiku |
Nashville played really
good D tonight holding the
neutral zone through out | twaiku |
FUCK THE SNAP UPDATE
IT KEEPS MAKING ME SEND SNAPS
TO THE WRONG PEOPLE | twaiku |
I got Barry Bonds
on my wrist Spent yo college
fund on my b h | twaiku |
Glad to be able
to help you out and add to
my small collection | twaiku |
i know you arent
supposed to drink it super
hot but i love it | twaiku |
All I wanna do
is sleep but life is making
me do otherwise | twaiku |
The things I stumble
upon that with interest
gets the best of me | twaiku |
The only person
I want is Antoinette Holmes
But I'm catching it | twaiku |
I told my roommates
I was going to the gym
and they said good luck | twaiku |
The influence of
power and money disrupts
the democracy | twaiku |
If Lebron goes to
Golden State I'll never watch
NBA again | twaiku |
I'm losing sleep to
talk to someone again He
better be worth it | twaiku |
today is so nice
if only would talk to me
it would be perfect | twaiku |
Really could go for
some cereal and milk A
whole bath tub of it | twaiku |
I saw a preview
for this yesterday and it
looks HILARIOUS | twaiku |
i can only deal
w people for so
long ask my real friends | twaiku |
that kinda sounded
like i'm being pro soros
which i'm clearly not | twaiku |
Elton John has blocked
me so I can't see the whole
conversation here | twaiku |
Well it took until
now but the tears have started
and won't shut off Cool | twaiku |
Seems like Barber is
the new Personal Trainer
in society | twaiku |
Be looking for a
chance to win free subs for a
year later this week | twaiku |
Is it even a
public holiday when it's
on a Saturday | twaiku |
Serious question
why would you want an edit
button on Twitter | twaiku |
No shame in using
reference I mostly just
draw from reference | twaiku |
I've always wanted
to go to the Hippodrome
as well I'm buzzing | twaiku |
today has been so
amazing happy thursday
my friends happy day | twaiku |
Milano You're wrong
When the taxes are filed come
back and admit it | twaiku |
Bought everything for
fajitas Apart from the
fajita kit pack | twaiku |
Anti gun anti
military anti job
The new paradigm | twaiku |
i only look back
because the sunset is so
goddamn beautiful | twaiku |
I didn't get what
I wanted but I got more
than they first offered | twaiku |
When your quarterback
runs like that twice you're wanting
and trying to win | twaiku |
I literally
lurk on twitter cause I don't
be posting shit lol | twaiku |
Is it okay to
take a to go plate from set
Asking for a friend | twaiku |
Today I really
feel like thanking the people
that really loves me | twaiku |
Gregory Braithwaite
That Is A Double No Ball
Way over the waist | twaiku |
Cat videos are
life How can you not love these
beautiful creatures | twaiku |
Some marriages break
down because the foundation
is on the wives' face | twaiku |
In no universe
is Jordan Wilkins better
than Bo Scarborough | twaiku |
Honestly He is
unlike anyone she has
ever met before | twaiku |
I love shopping how
can I'll never wake up in
a good mood again | twaiku |
Trying to go get
some mickey dees but I guess
ill sit here and starve | twaiku |
Barely feeling the
effect of how music is
released theses days | twaiku |
In other words He
won't bring back the Japanese
abduction victims | twaiku |
an expression is
an occupancy brownest
yet non notable | twaiku |
I need a bottle
of vodka to put me to
sleep like a baby | twaiku |
Have such bad stomach
pains when will this week just be
over for fuck sake | twaiku |
True that I'm thinking
think all those partying days
must have fried his brain | twaiku |
Holy crap I want
these been waiting for something
like this for a while | twaiku |
thanks for coming to
rock out in Dayton last night
You guys are awesome | twaiku |
Katy Perry next
era should be a mix of
Teenage Dream Prism | twaiku |
Pisces Your sister
should aspire to embrace a
spider in New York | twaiku |
i'm running on not
enough sleep today but i'll
get through it somehow | twaiku |
Imagine my shock
that someone's jersey I bought
is dripping with sauce | twaiku |
This weather makes me
wanna get all dressed up and
go out to dinner | twaiku |
Having a meeting
with a Dutch television
channel tomorrow | twaiku |
SECRET SERVICE STOPPED
SUSPICIOUS PACKAGES TO
OBAMA CLINTONS | twaiku |
I FUCKING LOVE HOW
MUCH LOVE CUSTODIANS HAVE
BEEN GETTING LATELY | twaiku |
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