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some friendships weren't meant to be I'm glad that I see it clearly now
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Either that or a good ass bat that I could be on trees w
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assuming this is about what I think it s about WOO MAINE TOO
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At least mention me I am the most important member of the team
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I really have a problem with buying way too many paintbrushes
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you are enough you're doing great and ya made it through today good job
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We wanted them to win for obvious reasons They do suck Oh well
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oh my god hello I'm from Chile I like your way of life a hug
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jess really needs to stop sending me pictures of her dissecting things
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From all stories I've heard Med schools in the east were super frustrating
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Septic Eye I think you would really enjoy AER memories of old
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Chips from Pizza Hut express are actually gods gift to the world
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Can't understand what they are saying but Clapping looks like a good sign
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wow Claire Underwood really is that bitch I'm so sad HOC is over
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Flowing not forcing Not opposed to what stays or what decides to go
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Feel sorry for the people with no morals or respect It's a shame
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Family will break their back for outsiders but will watch you struggle
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u literally have one leg dude i can not take u serious
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I would however suck this dudes dick any time he wanted me to
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is our east of England regional winner Congratulations
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Sometimes things need to get broken in order to be properly fixed
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Oh baby baby baby Baby baby Oh my baby baby
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When fighting monsters one must make sure they do not become one as well
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When you're about to cancel plans and the other person cancels first
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some of you bitches a be with a dog just to say you gotta man
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The most obvious and widespread for people to actually you
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A simple text and I motivated above and beyond Thank you
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I'll only ever date a dude who thinks I'm to good for him so yeah
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i can't keep hoping for the best to be getting hurt every time
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Drake wrote a letter That gave push the win Ain't no lines in battles G
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Just left Oxford for what should be a fab evening launch and reception
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White These Zionist scum obviously don't see her as one of them
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I'm so ready to be three drinks in on a beach soaking up the sun
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Come on India its time to switch to the sun PC Moise Levi
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I love laying with my dog he's like a heater He keeps me so warm
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Heel Nakamura vs Bryan is what I need at the moment
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I love everything rap it's safe to say I'm a rap enthusiast
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Holy JESUS I'm early I really thought I was gonna miss it
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Spray Dog refuses to use their Plasma Hit Squirt to warn the building
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Will never forget the time someone asked me if a spoke Mexican
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my dad really be opening my snaps to him and doesn't respond
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You don't realise how clear the world is until you clean your glasses
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Nashville played really good D tonight holding the neutral zone through out
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FUCK THE SNAP UPDATE IT KEEPS MAKING ME SEND SNAPS TO THE WRONG PEOPLE
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I got Barry Bonds on my wrist Spent yo college fund on my b h
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Glad to be able to help you out and add to my small collection
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i know you arent supposed to drink it super hot but i love it
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All I wanna do is sleep but life is making me do otherwise
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The things I stumble upon that with interest gets the best of me
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The only person I want is Antoinette Holmes But I'm catching it
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I told my roommates I was going to the gym and they said good luck
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The influence of power and money disrupts the democracy
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If Lebron goes to Golden State I'll never watch NBA again
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I'm losing sleep to talk to someone again He better be worth it
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today is so nice if only would talk to me it would be perfect
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Really could go for some cereal and milk A whole bath tub of it
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I saw a preview for this yesterday and it looks HILARIOUS
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i can only deal w people for so long ask my real friends
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that kinda sounded like i'm being pro soros which i'm clearly not
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Elton John has blocked me so I can't see the whole conversation here
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Well it took until now but the tears have started and won't shut off Cool
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Seems like Barber is the new Personal Trainer in society
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Be looking for a chance to win free subs for a year later this week
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Is it even a public holiday when it's on a Saturday
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Serious question why would you want an edit button on Twitter
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No shame in using reference I mostly just draw from reference
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I've always wanted to go to the Hippodrome as well I'm buzzing
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today has been so amazing happy thursday my friends happy day
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Milano You're wrong When the taxes are filed come back and admit it
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Bought everything for fajitas Apart from the fajita kit pack
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Anti gun anti military anti job The new paradigm
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i only look back because the sunset is so goddamn beautiful
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I didn't get what I wanted but I got more than they first offered
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When your quarterback runs like that twice you're wanting and trying to win
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I literally lurk on twitter cause I don't be posting shit lol
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Is it okay to take a to go plate from set Asking for a friend
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Today I really feel like thanking the people that really loves me
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Gregory Braithwaite That Is A Double No Ball Way over the waist
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Cat videos are life How can you not love these beautiful creatures
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Some marriages break down because the foundation is on the wives' face
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In no universe is Jordan Wilkins better than Bo Scarborough
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Honestly He is unlike anyone she has ever met before
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I love shopping how can I'll never wake up in a good mood again
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Trying to go get some mickey dees but I guess ill sit here and starve
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Barely feeling the effect of how music is released theses days
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In other words He won't bring back the Japanese abduction victims
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an expression is an occupancy brownest yet non notable
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I need a bottle of vodka to put me to sleep like a baby
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Have such bad stomach pains when will this week just be over for fuck sake
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True that I'm thinking think all those partying days must have fried his brain
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Holy crap I want these been waiting for something like this for a while
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thanks for coming to rock out in Dayton last night You guys are awesome
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Katy Perry next era should be a mix of Teenage Dream Prism
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Pisces Your sister should aspire to embrace a spider in New York
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i'm running on not enough sleep today but i'll get through it somehow
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Imagine my shock that someone's jersey I bought is dripping with sauce
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This weather makes me wanna get all dressed up and go out to dinner
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Having a meeting with a Dutch television channel tomorrow
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SECRET SERVICE STOPPED SUSPICIOUS PACKAGES TO OBAMA CLINTONS
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I FUCKING LOVE HOW MUCH LOVE CUSTODIANS HAVE BEEN GETTING LATELY
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