haiku stringlengths 5 2.3k | source stringlengths 1 74 |
|---|---|
Milk To make baby
cows grow right So why are we
drinking it again | twaiku |
I wanna get a
big bottle of wine just sit
on the beach at night | twaiku |
Pretty sure he's not
gonna stop talking to you
over this And sure | twaiku |
oh emilio
can't eat tacos anymore
i didn't know that | twaiku |
the ross and rachel
breakup is the absolute
WORSE breakup of all | twaiku |
Also honey is
really hitting the gym and
it's OVER for me | twaiku |
We wanted to be
so much more than we were but
we didn't know how | twaiku |
I never thought I
would graduate high school let
alone with honors | twaiku |
The kind of sadness
you worry about most you
speak about the least | twaiku |
Of course Timmy does
things right as I get into
the theater bye | twaiku |
ill probably self
destruct if i ever lose
but i never lose | twaiku |
Of course It's only
too political when you
have to defend it | twaiku |
If I decide to
disappear again it out
of self love K bye | twaiku |
And I shall follow
His footprints in the dark mud
Stepping in the shape | twaiku |
It's a Mexican
saying The one who hit first
need to hit harder | twaiku |
Besides what was found
might possibly have more than
one explanation | twaiku |
where I'm going at
this point I'm just ordering
stuff for no reason | twaiku |
Lol You just really
REALLY love red things don't you
Happy New Year Claire | twaiku |
I haven't been home
all weekend now that I'm back
it's boring as hell | twaiku |
If people could stop
asking me to do stuff for
them that would be ace | twaiku |
That's my secret Cap
I'm always angry Gandalf
Veronica Mars | twaiku |
People were not raised
like you And people don't have
the same heart as you | twaiku |
Foot fetish pick up
line I can hear the moisture
in between your toes | twaiku |
This Lemonade song
by Jeremy Passion is
so good I'm crying | twaiku |
I like the handheld
weapons approach purely as
a spectator though | twaiku |
That was excellent
and well done Thank you for that
sir Happy New Year | twaiku |
So happy I got
a replacement phone and all
my stuff wasn't lost | twaiku |
Chances of finding
someone to take me to the
airport on Wednesday | twaiku |
Never thought I'd say
this but I really wanna
try vegan donuts | twaiku |
Wingfield it's bullish
overall SPY pullback is
making a lot dip | twaiku |
I'm now assuming
that every commercial
will be a Tide ad | twaiku |
I am dying and
I have to go to a friend
birthday party Help | twaiku |
Dear whoever found
my sandals at the club Fuck
you I want them back | twaiku |
so disappointed
joanna lost but that was
an amazing fight | twaiku |
I always have to
pee right after I paint my
nails IT NEVER FAILS | twaiku |
you really missed your
blessing i would have been the
best you ever had | twaiku |
Kinda miss talking
to some people on here can't
remember names tho | twaiku |
what's it gonna take
for you to treat me like i
mean something to you | twaiku |
you never cease to
amaze me You know your shit
You are a genius | twaiku |
Earth represented
safety for so long now its
not and it don't work | twaiku |
When your emotions
go in for a kill and you're
just a spectator | twaiku |
Focused so much on
others now it's time to do
the same for myself | twaiku |
Anyone wanna
get married and have holy
married relations | twaiku |
monogamy if
u love someone you stick with
them for the long haul | twaiku |
Any travelers
gone to Hawaii Maui
or Oahu why | twaiku |
Be careful what you
wish for cause they might really
come true good or bad | twaiku |
Lancer doesn't like
the custom leash and collar
I had made for him | twaiku |
Overwhelming urge
to leave tonight and never
come back I'm tired | twaiku |
So Damian when
can we catch you around the
Leicester area | twaiku |
I love when English
politicians start using
the phrase common sense | twaiku |
God I haven't though
about him in years I hope
he still had acne | twaiku |
We have more waffles
and ice cream here than mince pies
and Christmas puddings | twaiku |
I wonder do he
think about me as much as
I think about him | twaiku |
Lookin' forward to
it Now if I colour just
get a signed copy | twaiku |
Just heard someone say
I don't got no more and its
making my balls itch | twaiku |
Maybe I will pick
it up but later though if
I can get it cheap | twaiku |
Patrol Well at least
you don't have to drive in this
snow for awhile lol | twaiku |
when i stopped thinking
about what to write all the
words just came flowing | twaiku |
Really want to make
it on this game but no one
is on the same wave | twaiku |
Didn't even get
in tall grass and found a tick
that little bugger | twaiku |
Cubs we'll take Jose
Quintana back if you don't
want him anymore | twaiku |
Never trust a two
faced person Integrity
will always surface | twaiku |
Yes It really was
Can't believe how split the fan
base is on this one | twaiku |
I'll try to record
again today but I've yet
to decide a game | twaiku |
I legit heard the
tumblr notification
sound and thought of you | twaiku |
if any man tries
to talk to me today i'm
screaming in his face | twaiku |
I'm so excited
to see all my favorite
people this weekend | twaiku |
I don't wanna get
up ever I just want to
live in the mountains | twaiku |
I've enjoyed having
Peyton so much here lately
he's really the best | twaiku |
I've never censored
myself for anyone I
don't plan to start now | twaiku |
Super pumped for you
all to hear all the songs on
my Christmas album | twaiku |
My God winter in
Jersey is never going
to be over ugh | twaiku |
Putting my grades up
for adoption because I
can't raise them myself | twaiku |
Ready to take on
and work hard for my two jobs
for the next two weeks | twaiku |
All Lebron do is
switch teams get coaches fired
n players traded | twaiku |
am i possibly
becoming a marvel tom
holland account yeah | twaiku |
I will always cry
every time I watch the
Selena movie | twaiku |
hey julie heard you
got that wet wet wet something
for my neck neck neck | twaiku |
Surround yourself with
people who make you forget
to look at your phone | twaiku |
OKAY BUT CAN WE
GET THE DENIM OUTFITS ON
A MUSIC SHOW THO | twaiku |
I understand I
can lose anything just as
quick as I got it | twaiku |
What'll you do Will
you give up right on the spot
like you always have | twaiku |
I'm a Alys who
wants to run away But don't
call me by that name | twaiku |
I'm the only one
who thinks Halloween nails are
butt ass ugly lol | twaiku |
WHAT THE FUCK TUCKER
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS BURN THAT
BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS | twaiku |
This rain is making
me want to fall asleep but
I gotta study | twaiku |
I get tired of
doing the same shit i just
wanna be great lol | twaiku |
Women who smell like
coconut are women you
can trust it's a fact | twaiku |
IM ACTUALLY
STARTING TO TEAR UP BECAUSE
OF LEAVES ON THE GROUND | twaiku |
SERIOUSLY WE
NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH WE NEED
FOR ALL THE RATINGS | twaiku |
I would conclude that
Trump is Pussy whipped by Ann
Coulter and Putin | twaiku |
cleans room by shuffling
half of the items from one
side to the other | twaiku |
Diego Costa
is a fucking NUTTER what
is wrong with the guy | twaiku |
I forgot to use
any other teams other
than AC switch port | twaiku |
Working five days a
week this week yay I just want
a nap already | twaiku |
He didn't say the
weapons wouldn't form he said
they wouldn't prosper | twaiku |
Don't act better here
you weren't there to witness
the whole incident | twaiku |
And we hated Dale
And by the way Reggie White
thought you were a c | twaiku |
I've never seen a
stripper as graceful as her
Im fascinated | twaiku |
I wanted to be
Bambi for Halloween but
I'll be home in pain | twaiku |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.