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Milk To make baby cows grow right So why are we drinking it again
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I wanna get a big bottle of wine just sit on the beach at night
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Pretty sure he's not gonna stop talking to you over this And sure
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oh emilio can't eat tacos anymore i didn't know that
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the ross and rachel breakup is the absolute WORSE breakup of all
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Also honey is really hitting the gym and it's OVER for me
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We wanted to be so much more than we were but we didn't know how
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I never thought I would graduate high school let alone with honors
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The kind of sadness you worry about most you speak about the least
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Of course Timmy does things right as I get into the theater bye
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ill probably self destruct if i ever lose but i never lose
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Of course It's only too political when you have to defend it
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If I decide to disappear again it out of self love K bye
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And I shall follow His footprints in the dark mud Stepping in the shape
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It's a Mexican saying The one who hit first need to hit harder
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Besides what was found might possibly have more than one explanation
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where I'm going at this point I'm just ordering stuff for no reason
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Lol You just really REALLY love red things don't you Happy New Year Claire
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I haven't been home all weekend now that I'm back it's boring as hell
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If people could stop asking me to do stuff for them that would be ace
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That's my secret Cap I'm always angry Gandalf Veronica Mars
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People were not raised like you And people don't have the same heart as you
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Foot fetish pick up line I can hear the moisture in between your toes
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This Lemonade song by Jeremy Passion is so good I'm crying
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I like the handheld weapons approach purely as a spectator though
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That was excellent and well done Thank you for that sir Happy New Year
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So happy I got a replacement phone and all my stuff wasn't lost
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Chances of finding someone to take me to the airport on Wednesday
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Never thought I'd say this but I really wanna try vegan donuts
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Wingfield it's bullish overall SPY pullback is making a lot dip
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I'm now assuming that every commercial will be a Tide ad
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I am dying and I have to go to a friend birthday party Help
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Dear whoever found my sandals at the club Fuck you I want them back
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so disappointed joanna lost but that was an amazing fight
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I always have to pee right after I paint my nails IT NEVER FAILS
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you really missed your blessing i would have been the best you ever had
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Kinda miss talking to some people on here can't remember names tho
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what's it gonna take for you to treat me like i mean something to you
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you never cease to amaze me You know your shit You are a genius
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Earth represented safety for so long now its not and it don't work
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When your emotions go in for a kill and you're just a spectator
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Focused so much on others now it's time to do the same for myself
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Anyone wanna get married and have holy married relations
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monogamy if u love someone you stick with them for the long haul
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Any travelers gone to Hawaii Maui or Oahu why
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Be careful what you wish for cause they might really come true good or bad
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Lancer doesn't like the custom leash and collar I had made for him
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Overwhelming urge to leave tonight and never come back I'm tired
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So Damian when can we catch you around the Leicester area
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I love when English politicians start using the phrase common sense
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God I haven't though about him in years I hope he still had acne
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We have more waffles and ice cream here than mince pies and Christmas puddings
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I wonder do he think about me as much as I think about him
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Lookin' forward to it Now if I colour just get a signed copy
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Just heard someone say I don't got no more and its making my balls itch
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Maybe I will pick it up but later though if I can get it cheap
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Patrol Well at least you don't have to drive in this snow for awhile lol
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when i stopped thinking about what to write all the words just came flowing
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Really want to make it on this game but no one is on the same wave
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Didn't even get in tall grass and found a tick that little bugger
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Cubs we'll take Jose Quintana back if you don't want him anymore
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Never trust a two faced person Integrity will always surface
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Yes It really was Can't believe how split the fan base is on this one
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I'll try to record again today but I've yet to decide a game
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I legit heard the tumblr notification sound and thought of you
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if any man tries to talk to me today i'm screaming in his face
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I'm so excited to see all my favorite people this weekend
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I don't wanna get up ever I just want to live in the mountains
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I've enjoyed having Peyton so much here lately he's really the best
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I've never censored myself for anyone I don't plan to start now
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Super pumped for you all to hear all the songs on my Christmas album
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My God winter in Jersey is never going to be over ugh
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Putting my grades up for adoption because I can't raise them myself
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Ready to take on and work hard for my two jobs for the next two weeks
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All Lebron do is switch teams get coaches fired n players traded
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am i possibly becoming a marvel tom holland account yeah
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I will always cry every time I watch the Selena movie
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hey julie heard you got that wet wet wet something for my neck neck neck
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Surround yourself with people who make you forget to look at your phone
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OKAY BUT CAN WE GET THE DENIM OUTFITS ON A MUSIC SHOW THO
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I understand I can lose anything just as quick as I got it
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What'll you do Will you give up right on the spot like you always have
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I'm a Alys who wants to run away But don't call me by that name
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I'm the only one who thinks Halloween nails are butt ass ugly lol
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WHAT THE FUCK TUCKER THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS BURN THAT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
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This rain is making me want to fall asleep but I gotta study
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I get tired of doing the same shit i just wanna be great lol
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Women who smell like coconut are women you can trust it's a fact
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IM ACTUALLY STARTING TO TEAR UP BECAUSE OF LEAVES ON THE GROUND
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SERIOUSLY WE NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH WE NEED FOR ALL THE RATINGS
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I would conclude that Trump is Pussy whipped by Ann Coulter and Putin
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cleans room by shuffling half of the items from one side to the other
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Diego Costa is a fucking NUTTER what is wrong with the guy
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I forgot to use any other teams other than AC switch port
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Working five days a week this week yay I just want a nap already
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He didn't say the weapons wouldn't form he said they wouldn't prosper
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Don't act better here you weren't there to witness the whole incident
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And we hated Dale And by the way Reggie White thought you were a c
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I've never seen a stripper as graceful as her Im fascinated
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I wanted to be Bambi for Halloween but I'll be home in pain
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