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Happiness comes from
within you not anyone
or anything else | twaiku |
In the studio
w platinum plaques on
the wall I want one | twaiku |
I need a twitter
account for each one of my
personalities | twaiku |
Nate Archibald the
most useless character in
TV history | twaiku |
If you're really worth
someone's time they'll find a way
to spend time with you | twaiku |
The worst is knowing
what you want and not being
able to have it | twaiku |
ankle still feels a
little weird but at least I
managed gym today | twaiku |
It may sound shitty
but sometimes you gotta learn
how to trust again | twaiku |
Brother of Famous
Comedian Admits to
Sexual Assault | twaiku |
okay okay since
its almost halloween who
else loves silent hill | twaiku |
noah fence but this
is the ugliest fucking
cake i've ever seen | twaiku |
One positive to
sitting in traffic is more
time to listen to | twaiku |
i'm about sick of
Cincinnati and all the
people i know here | twaiku |
I feel terrible
and I don't know why feel like
I've fucked up today | twaiku |
Korea was a
whole new level of wild now
back to Hawaii | twaiku |
school actually
makes me feel so shitty im
ready to drop out | twaiku |
Going to try to
find a sound bar tomorrow
and some good movies | twaiku |
Where does Hofstra find
all these middle aged white men
to be gardeners | twaiku |
My brother looks so
sad since he can't talk or eat
for the next three days | twaiku |
Is she crazy or
does she want immunity
for testimony | twaiku |
Oh look Your almost
out of rum Need to top it
off and correct that | twaiku |
I really aspire
to go zero waste Can it
be done here in my | twaiku |
Mindful with beats these
days because music is a
spiritual thing | twaiku |
that logan paul guy
is a douche he needs to get
punched in the mouth dad | twaiku |
Babies and weddings
are so trendy these days I'll
take both in black please | twaiku |
Someone else has a
donation thing I don't know
if it is legit | twaiku |
Lemme just tell you
girls ALWAYS know when something
shady is goin on | twaiku |
Listen to meech rap
aye young I need a cd
made ASAP | twaiku |
all of my normal
customers are blessing me
today with money | twaiku |
I shouldn't have let
some people knew about my
insecurities | twaiku |
The neighbors pig is
so cute and fat and just snorts
around everywhere | twaiku |
All over the world
nationalist fascist right
wing is on the move | twaiku |
To have theses mens
incarcerated like this
is ostensible | twaiku |
i jus wanna love
the fuck out of somebody
and not look stupid | twaiku |
apparently I
actually woke up in
time to watch finals | twaiku |
If only I still
hated chocolate like I did
when I was a kid | twaiku |
Stop going around
and harassing people for
fame shits not funny | twaiku |
taking bella to
the movies when i get off
i miss my pooh pooh | twaiku |
Reported Feeling
more relieved and it wasn't
as bad as I thought | twaiku |
A burrito is
calling my name but also
there's food at the house | twaiku |
Stop trying to fill
your life with hot people Fill
it with warm people | twaiku |
Rest in paradise
Mac Miller May he find peace
up there with the stars | twaiku |
Gollum has always
freaked me out but now he's just
too much to handle | twaiku |
i wish raleigh was
atlanta so someone could
slay my wig for me | twaiku |
When the patriots
win this game I'll legit get
a tattoo this time | twaiku |
I have done nothing
today and plan on doing
nothing later Lol | twaiku |
I really need more
friends who are down to go out
and do stuff with me | twaiku |
I feel ur darkness
baby girl ur sad I love
you ur all I need | twaiku |
That awkward moment
when you check the price tag and
sadly go away | twaiku |
Like now i wanna
get from this desk and get in
my bed I'm sleepy | twaiku |
have you ever been
attracted to someone's voice
cause that's a real thing | twaiku |
Yesterday I felt
defeated but today is
a different day | twaiku |
Miami bearing
notre dame feels like football
season already | twaiku |
It's the already
second week of school and I
am already sick | twaiku |
Cowards never start
The weak never finish And
winners never quit | twaiku |
Scared to support your
brother but proud to support
a racist bigot | twaiku |
the boys reactions
when the result was out i
can't i'm not okay | twaiku |
I really can't wait
to hear Louis album he's
going to smash it | twaiku |
Everyone who lives
in Philadelphia is
alex G's roommate | twaiku |
I think the shitty
teachers write their own rate my
professor comments | twaiku |
No matter how much
you prove to someone they can
trust you They still won't | twaiku |
Also is worship
about genre or content
Help me understand | twaiku |
makeup brands that i
use religiously notice
my hard work challenge | twaiku |
I just downloaded
Google Voice hope my real friends
have my real number | twaiku |
also I beat my
mile time from the last time I
ran it so that's cool | twaiku |
You own the greatest
land ever Your mind body
and soul Don't sell it | twaiku |
Nah the assistant
principal was whooping the
dog shit out them boys | twaiku |
its really hard for
me at this period but
i know Gods got me | twaiku |
There had better be
a pink eye question in this
Costas interview | twaiku |
The Duke Duchess of
Cambridge have named their third child
Louis Arthur Charles | twaiku |
I dislike my hair
right now should I go back to
full blonde or just brown | twaiku |
My coworker was
shot six times this morning please
keep him in you prayers | twaiku |
My nipple hard from
just coughing am I getting
turned on from dying | twaiku |
Merry Christmas May
God give you more blessings in
life take Care always | twaiku |
Jean always talking
sarcastic shit Can't stand this
dude or Mike Fisher | twaiku |
Respecting women
isn't so hard if you use
your head not your dick | twaiku |
why am i even
pretending this paper is
getting done tonight | twaiku |
definitely can't
wait to secure this degree
and travel the world | twaiku |
I married for love
and that is the only way
I will stay married | twaiku |
Been single for years
now lol mainly because I
don't trust anyone | twaiku |
anyone want a
picture of a crayon drawn
with a crayon brush | twaiku |
oh now we talking
shit on snap story hmm don't
make me go there now | twaiku |
I just walked into
work to Cheryl playing through
Resorts World yes lads | twaiku |
What kinda fuck ass
article is this am I
supposed to feel bad | twaiku |
Very unlucky
not to have nicked a late goal
there Onto Cardiff | twaiku |
Can't read Southern Rail
without singing it to the
tune of Southern Man | twaiku |
This is the story
All about how my life got
Flipped turned upside down | twaiku |
Everybody on
the Raptors should be fired
immediately | twaiku |
I sleep well tonight
coz i saw Harry's photo
his so cute so damn | twaiku |
There are not many
free things in life but being
in a good mood is | twaiku |
i'm really over
alot of shit too grown to
be looking stupid | twaiku |
This morning I just
want to say one thing and say
it out loud There done | twaiku |
But I just wanna
thank God for not letting me
go to jail tonight | twaiku |
Discovering new
music and music artists
gives me such a buzz | twaiku |
The key to getting
your shit together is to
STOP BEING LAZY | twaiku |
I think I'm starting
to get sick so I might as
well take a shower | twaiku |
I spend more money
online shopping than i do
buying from the store | twaiku |
I think Stealing is
done discreetly and robbing
is done in they face | twaiku |
Congrats to all of
you graduating Make plans
in pencil not pen | twaiku |
Jesus took our
nature in Bethlehem to
die our death in | twaiku |
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