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MOTHER FUCKERS IN
THE PROJECTS HAD WOODEN SPOONS
NOT IN THE MOUTH LOL | twaiku |
Lola hurt her paw
will buying lots of treats help
Cause that's what i did | twaiku |
Fuck around and get
in a fight and catch a case
over some dumb shit | twaiku |
Standing bare foot in
a pile of dog shit was a
brill start to my day | twaiku |
Everyday more and
more I realize how much
I'm wasting my time | twaiku |
Being stuck in the
house all day is fucking shit
This snow needs to go | twaiku |
I just really want
to be laid up while getting
my booty feet rubbed | twaiku |
I'm Going to the
hospital Everyone so
will be inactive | twaiku |
I can live without
food for a day that's how I
know he ain't the one | twaiku |
boys really do come
back once it's too late are y'all
ever gonna learn | twaiku |
I swear every
time someone hears my voice they
think I'm from the south | twaiku |
Being sober AND
babysitting my drunk friends
make me want to die | twaiku |
T was a rainbow
baby and I'm forever
grateful I have her | twaiku |
Just because we're old
pals don't think I'm gonna go
easy on you here | twaiku |
Katy probably
just didn't want taylor to
sing bad blood tonight | twaiku |
i been was suppose
to get up get my cold drink
i haven't moved yet | twaiku |
Mann hey unicorn
man i have four subscribers
can u you help me | twaiku |
My level of pissed
off is growing more and more
but I have no words | twaiku |
Don't let people that
don't care about you and your
feelings waste your time | twaiku |
I think westbrook gone
hold the most triple double
record forever | twaiku |
guys im gonna cry
while watching them perform I
already know it | twaiku |
are you going to
be doing a podcast show
in Bakersfield too | twaiku |
Oh every time
I close my eyes I see my
name in shining lights | twaiku |
January took
dumb long to finish now shit
is just flying by | twaiku |
I can't even get
the attention I want but
everybody do | twaiku |
They really think this
is a surprise engagement
we WANTED Alright | twaiku |
is a musical
genius and i'm slightly in
love w him | twaiku |
It's like the perfect
day for it to arrive It's
all cold and cloudy | twaiku |
I'd follow David
Price anywhere and tonight
he's bringing it home | twaiku |
I'm about to just
get a second job so I'm
never not busy | twaiku |
As punishment Drake
now has to cover The Drew
Carey Show theme song | twaiku |
You people that have
permanently flat tummy
how do you do it | twaiku |
Bout time the nuggets
get those bullshit warrior
LeBron bail out calls | twaiku |
What are you going
to do What do you mean I'm
gonna do nothing | twaiku |
I think im signing
up for malay lit class not
intro to writing | twaiku |
Just when everything
was go my good everything
is falling apart | twaiku |
You say some stupid
shit my dude but this takes the
cake You're disgusting | twaiku |
White man's water is
still not wetter Don't let that
go over your head | twaiku |
Sometimes I wonder
what I did to deserve the
people in my life | twaiku |
im almost out of
girl scout cookies this is a
fucking travesty | twaiku |
So hopefully they
go north of Texas and come
to Kansas City | twaiku |
Tyler falls asleep
as everything around him
burns He doesn't care | twaiku |
If anyone chose
anyone besides Ella
Mai they gotta go | twaiku |
Honestly For Sale
by Kendrick Lamar is such
an amazing song | twaiku |
why do people take
pictures of themselves crying
that's so weird to me | twaiku |
i miss when louis
was doing promo those were
such a happy days | twaiku |
I've understand so
much great things in such a short
period of time | twaiku |
NFL Ot is
fucked up No reason both teams
shouldn't have a chance | twaiku |
I'm ready for love
and I'm ready for war But
I'm ready for more | twaiku |
I haven't been this
genuinely happy in
years It's amazing | twaiku |
I lot of people
like Dumb Blonde and we haven't
listened to it yet | twaiku |
Gotham City still
an undeniably great
A AP Mob song | twaiku |
Anyways I love
Tom Holland and I hope he's
having a good day | twaiku |
People are legit
for real marching in the streets
chanting Big Dick Nick | twaiku |
Only a matter
of time till my craving for
Nintendo comes back | twaiku |
We bustin a whole
ass mission on Friday I'm
here for all of it | twaiku |
Lol I listen to
hood shit when I'm sad not that
sentimental shit | twaiku |
lol you have nothing
better to do than to come
for me justin jones | twaiku |
AS VERONICA
IN HEATHERS IS GOING TO
BE INCREDIBLE | twaiku |
I really hope my
clothes come in ON TIME before
my dinner Wednesday | twaiku |
Still thinking about
a business helping people
get loan free degrees | twaiku |
Representation
of my bladder every
hour of the day | twaiku |
Her eyebrows are just
horrific Why is over
OVER lining them | twaiku |
Twitter exclusives
ya gonna get everything
first lol All the sauce | twaiku |
Hoes be looking for
love so bad keep that desperate
shit away from me | twaiku |
If Patriots play
like this Sunday Rodgers is
tearing us apart | twaiku |
May has been popping
up a lot excuse me you
need to wait your turn | twaiku |
Coming home to her
and my child is like winning
lottery I swear | twaiku |
Angelique made her
feel better now she's just drunk
and eating cookies | twaiku |
Consequences for
having too many people
in my area | twaiku |
Honestly I am
sick of everything and I
am ready to die | twaiku |
Do I want chocolate
espresso or vanilla
espresso today | twaiku |
It's okay to fail
as long as you are better
than the last attempt | twaiku |
I'm not trying to
be the reason you going
hate me in the end | twaiku |
October is the
month of decisions and how
to fuck yourself up | twaiku |
nothing's more cringe than
seeing bunch of white kids drink
beer for the first time | twaiku |
Wonder what it's like
to have children that just go
to bed and stay there | twaiku |
Oh yeah guys waving
signs around in the air is
just so alpha yeah | twaiku |
Do you live outside
of the U S Because we
have all five seasons | twaiku |
person you don't have
to apologize me an
idiot sorry | twaiku |
If your parents are
still alive and still married
you are very rare | twaiku |
I just broke into
my own house and found my dog
eating my sandwich | twaiku |
feels so fucking good
to have someone that i can
share my writing with | twaiku |
Thanks for everything
you did in Orlando You
didn't deserve this | twaiku |
Thank you very much
for all the birthday love I
appreciate you | twaiku |
The apocalypse
must've happened I didn't
hear the fucking bells | twaiku |
If someone believed
me they would be as in love
with you as I am | twaiku |
who told y'all cheating
is part of the ups downs in
a relationship | twaiku |
won't do no blinking
or no ducking when this bitch
here go to firing | twaiku |
ridiculous winds
and little stingy bits of
hail this is brilliant | twaiku |
no any reply
given by your office till
date What I do Sir | twaiku |
Thread Democracy
itself is on the ballot
in this election | twaiku |
Adonis And no
doubt the tax payer will pay
for your rail ticket | twaiku |
I love when Alex
comes over because it makes
Gilly so happy | twaiku |
My stomach always
acts crazy at night that's why
I'm always up late | twaiku |
Got up this morning
and the work phone already
jumping I'm upset | twaiku |
my duo put up
the for me trusted me no
way I lose this shit | twaiku |
I get tired of
telling people the same thing
over n over | twaiku |
Roses are red and
Violets are blue Sugar
Is sweet A haiku | twaiku |
Then I realize
that neither of us matters
What's reality | twaiku |
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