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MOTHER FUCKERS IN THE PROJECTS HAD WOODEN SPOONS NOT IN THE MOUTH LOL
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Lola hurt her paw will buying lots of treats help Cause that's what i did
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Fuck around and get in a fight and catch a case over some dumb shit
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Standing bare foot in a pile of dog shit was a brill start to my day
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Everyday more and more I realize how much I'm wasting my time
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Being stuck in the house all day is fucking shit This snow needs to go
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I just really want to be laid up while getting my booty feet rubbed
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I'm Going to the hospital Everyone so will be inactive
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I can live without food for a day that's how I know he ain't the one
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boys really do come back once it's too late are y'all ever gonna learn
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I swear every time someone hears my voice they think I'm from the south
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Being sober AND babysitting my drunk friends make me want to die
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T was a rainbow baby and I'm forever grateful I have her
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Just because we're old pals don't think I'm gonna go easy on you here
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Katy probably just didn't want taylor to sing bad blood tonight
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i been was suppose to get up get my cold drink i haven't moved yet
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Mann hey unicorn man i have four subscribers can u you help me
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My level of pissed off is growing more and more but I have no words
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Don't let people that don't care about you and your feelings waste your time
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I think westbrook gone hold the most triple double record forever
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guys im gonna cry while watching them perform I already know it
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are you going to be doing a podcast show in Bakersfield too
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Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights
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January took dumb long to finish now shit is just flying by
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I can't even get the attention I want but everybody do
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They really think this is a surprise engagement we WANTED Alright
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is a musical genius and i'm slightly in love w him
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It's like the perfect day for it to arrive It's all cold and cloudy
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I'd follow David Price anywhere and tonight he's bringing it home
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I'm about to just get a second job so I'm never not busy
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As punishment Drake now has to cover The Drew Carey Show theme song
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You people that have permanently flat tummy how do you do it
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Bout time the nuggets get those bullshit warrior LeBron bail out calls
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What are you going to do What do you mean I'm gonna do nothing
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I think im signing up for malay lit class not intro to writing
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Just when everything was go my good everything is falling apart
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You say some stupid shit my dude but this takes the cake You're disgusting
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White man's water is still not wetter Don't let that go over your head
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Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve the people in my life
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im almost out of girl scout cookies this is a fucking travesty
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So hopefully they go north of Texas and come to Kansas City
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Tyler falls asleep as everything around him burns He doesn't care
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If anyone chose anyone besides Ella Mai they gotta go
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Honestly For Sale by Kendrick Lamar is such an amazing song
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why do people take pictures of themselves crying that's so weird to me
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i miss when louis was doing promo those were such a happy days
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I've understand so much great things in such a short period of time
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NFL Ot is fucked up No reason both teams shouldn't have a chance
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I'm ready for love and I'm ready for war But I'm ready for more
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I haven't been this genuinely happy in years It's amazing
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I lot of people like Dumb Blonde and we haven't listened to it yet
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Gotham City still an undeniably great A AP Mob song
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Anyways I love Tom Holland and I hope he's having a good day
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People are legit for real marching in the streets chanting Big Dick Nick
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Only a matter of time till my craving for Nintendo comes back
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We bustin a whole ass mission on Friday I'm here for all of it
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Lol I listen to hood shit when I'm sad not that sentimental shit
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lol you have nothing better to do than to come for me justin jones
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AS VERONICA IN HEATHERS IS GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE
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I really hope my clothes come in ON TIME before my dinner Wednesday
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Still thinking about a business helping people get loan free degrees
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Representation of my bladder every hour of the day
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Her eyebrows are just horrific Why is over OVER lining them
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Twitter exclusives ya gonna get everything first lol All the sauce
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Hoes be looking for love so bad keep that desperate shit away from me
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If Patriots play like this Sunday Rodgers is tearing us apart
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May has been popping up a lot excuse me you need to wait your turn
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Coming home to her and my child is like winning lottery I swear
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Angelique made her feel better now she's just drunk and eating cookies
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Consequences for having too many people in my area
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Honestly I am sick of everything and I am ready to die
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Do I want chocolate espresso or vanilla espresso today
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It's okay to fail as long as you are better than the last attempt
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I'm not trying to be the reason you going hate me in the end
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October is the month of decisions and how to fuck yourself up
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nothing's more cringe than seeing bunch of white kids drink beer for the first time
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Wonder what it's like to have children that just go to bed and stay there
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Oh yeah guys waving signs around in the air is just so alpha yeah
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Do you live outside of the U S Because we have all five seasons
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person you don't have to apologize me an idiot sorry
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If your parents are still alive and still married you are very rare
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I just broke into my own house and found my dog eating my sandwich
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feels so fucking good to have someone that i can share my writing with
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Thanks for everything you did in Orlando You didn't deserve this
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Thank you very much for all the birthday love I appreciate you
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The apocalypse must've happened I didn't hear the fucking bells
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If someone believed me they would be as in love with you as I am
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who told y'all cheating is part of the ups downs in a relationship
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won't do no blinking or no ducking when this bitch here go to firing
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ridiculous winds and little stingy bits of hail this is brilliant
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no any reply given by your office till date What I do Sir
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Thread Democracy itself is on the ballot in this election
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Adonis And no doubt the tax payer will pay for your rail ticket
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I love when Alex comes over because it makes Gilly so happy
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My stomach always acts crazy at night that's why I'm always up late
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Got up this morning and the work phone already jumping I'm upset
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my duo put up the for me trusted me no way I lose this shit
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I get tired of telling people the same thing over n over
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Roses are red and Violets are blue Sugar Is sweet A haiku
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Then I realize that neither of us matters What's reality
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