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Experiencing
Manchester in all of its
glory this weekend | twaiku |
Maybe if I am
gone You will find yourself And
I will be ok | twaiku |
you can't break someone
then have the audacity
to check up on them | twaiku |
on mothers day you
people are dragging issues
of feminism | twaiku |
I'm very much proud
to say that I SURVIVED Thank
you Lord All for you | twaiku |
My favorite thing
will always be you holding
my hand in your sleep | twaiku |
I don't believe in
giving up maybe it's just
the way I was raised | twaiku |
The only people
who hit on me at the gym
are middle aged men | twaiku |
Rigging ballots is
a form of looting much more
heinous robbery | twaiku |
if Shape of Water
doesn't win best picture we
riot at midnight | twaiku |
Good morning Happy
Halloween I'm ready for
thanksgiving now lol | twaiku |
no one is perfect
everyone makes mistakes and
repeats the mistake | twaiku |
It's STILL snowing in
April and y'all thought global
warming wasn't real | twaiku |
hello pardon me
i can't read your name on my
device aaa | twaiku |
Translation There was
no widespread voter fraud and
you are a JACKASS | twaiku |
I really to the
bottom of my heart don't feel
like working today | twaiku |
You gotta crave it
and chase it until your close
enough to taste it | twaiku |
i'm getting jealous
of people eating things that
i don't even like | twaiku |
Some candidates have
already started but it
really starts Wednesday | twaiku |
u gonna pursue
a career in music cause
that shit was fire | twaiku |
I want to open
up so bad but I made that
mistake once before | twaiku |
Hastert for instance
was blackmailed for years by the
guy he molested | twaiku |
First time I've ever
seen a team win the Super
Bowl in October | twaiku |
There was an applause
on the TV and Kiki
started clapping too | twaiku |
Do y'all ever get
tired of turning up In
all seriousness | twaiku |
I've already done
the whole partying Thursday
through Sunday before | twaiku |
When you the power
to shape the future use it
and use it for good | twaiku |
I finally passed
intro research methods where
is my PhD | twaiku |
I'm cray enough to
completely get this dude and
know it's not healthy | twaiku |
Got pulled over on
my way to my interview
how nice for my nerves | twaiku |
How am I supposed
to dress gay at this point I
have no idea | twaiku |
All those black peoples
grinning their teeth How do they
look in the mirror | twaiku |
i distance myself
from everyone I'm sorry
that's just how I am | twaiku |
Our leaders failed
us miserably It's time
for them to fix it | twaiku |
Any Everton
fan wanna call their daughter
Z cars No Thought not | twaiku |
Hello everyone
I'm really excited to
be here on Twitter | twaiku |
Your blind following
is worrying She's just a
tweet I can ignore | twaiku |
Was reminded that
when i pick you up all my
problems go away | twaiku |
Trump starts attacking
Jon Tester What he did is
a disgrace he says | twaiku |
He posted this one
girl who didn't shave like at
all and I was done | twaiku |
United mounting
pressure I see a second
goal from United | twaiku |
Me I'm going to
pass my math final exam
Math Final Exam | twaiku |
Tonight i really
just want sit in the house and
take shots wit my mans | twaiku |
thousands of banking
centers Here comes the airplane
Only from at t | twaiku |
If anything else
is gonna hit me it might
as well hit me now | twaiku |
I love doses breast
can you give it to me to
suck please I need it | twaiku |
Yeah kinda done with
you and this whole fucked up of
a situation | twaiku |
Flashes of light and
small lights in the dark oh what
I'd do to see it | twaiku |
I hope everyone
is having nice Saturday
God bless all of you | twaiku |
I'm gonna go for
a while not that I have friends
on here who bother | twaiku |
The gym is starting
to become therapy to
me and I love it | twaiku |
YOU GOT ME NERVOUS
TO MOVE SO I JUST WON'T GIVE
ANYTHING TO YOU | twaiku |
Traveling makes me
realize how truly high
maintenance I am | twaiku |
a cirrus is a
delegation nebulous
but not uterine | twaiku |
Everybody needs
to have Take off energy
Stay low and stack dough | twaiku |
Apparently when
i was a baby my first
word s was oh shit | twaiku |
My vagina is
having a good day so I'm
having a good day | twaiku |
Keep looking in the
rear view mirror you're gonna
miss the road ahead | twaiku |
Should've gotten a
tech for hanging on that rim
if we being real | twaiku |
Sometimes I wish I
could do high school and college
all over again | twaiku |
dickhead Just move the
hell from the house I'm worried
about your safety | twaiku |
i wanna meet shawn
and take one of those super
cute selfies with him | twaiku |
Hi if I order
one today when will I get
it Florida thanks | twaiku |
it's two am Brother
how did this happen i have
to be up at six | twaiku |
You expect the worst
because it's the only thing
you've been exposed to | twaiku |
Must be nice being
loved out loud for the world to
see I'll keep dreaming | twaiku |
should i upload a
video today or wait
until tomorrow | twaiku |
I'm sending you love
a little package of peace
and love there you go | twaiku |
My future is worth
way more than any given
singular moment | twaiku |
My coworkers said
I cut hair very well and
I feel so special | twaiku |
I keep waiting for
my crush on Tom Holland to
mellow but it won't | twaiku |
also hi hello
i end school this Wednesday two
more days and i'm FREE | twaiku |
so very true how
animals in Africa
are being Distinct | twaiku |
This time Saturday
I'm gonna be fat and sick
from over eating | twaiku |
Kids these days aren't
as guaranteed as they were
when I were a lad | twaiku |
I hate being that
guy but I hope Jenkins gets
cleaned the fuck out now | twaiku |
Thanks for the Baby
shower It was very nice
Thanks to everyone | twaiku |
I think Atlanta
motor speedway like like half
a mile long If that | twaiku |
Morning Thom and when
do you finish for Christmas
and have a good day | twaiku |
My mom always puts
me on diets but she just
fucks up my health LOL | twaiku |
When you continue
on your path you see clearly
what needs to be done | twaiku |
i still can't believe
the twins opened katie's box
on camera PLEASE | twaiku |
watching atlanta
and already hyped for the
rest of the season | twaiku |
They said I wouldn't
nothing Now they always say
CONGRATULATIONS | twaiku |
literally no
one gives a shit about your
creep of a father | twaiku |
After you reviewed
everything then your prom date
finally said yes | twaiku |
When a woman beats
me up does fighting back count
as woman abuse | twaiku |
funny how people
can love you and be against
you at the same time | twaiku |
the others are fine
though and is she the older
or younger sister | twaiku |
Frozen soundtrack is
playing in the hair salon
what is this fuck shit | twaiku |
i could be doing
something productive right now
but how about no | twaiku |
My gut feelings are
saying that I'm gonna be
single forever | twaiku |
You're beautiful just
the way you Give a smile have
a wonderful day | twaiku |
It is human to
be flawed it is our grace
to accept those flaws | twaiku |
That loyalty shit
is scarce nowadays Time beats
everything I guess | twaiku |
getting my converse
and bleaching my hair as i
type ugh im ready | twaiku |
how are u okay
with sleeping with someone in
a relationship | twaiku |
there's a gUy wearing
oh wonder march in spoons i
wanna befriend him | twaiku |
Anthony Brown group
therAPy Do It Again
Lyric Video | twaiku |
Sitting outside of
school is fun At least it's not
super hot today | twaiku |
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