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Awesome event and
an important topic Thanks
for organizing | twaiku |
I'm kinda upset
that Kim got famous sucking
dick and I haven't | twaiku |
Once You Start Doing
What You Love Something Just Drives
You To Never Stop | twaiku |
Work is happening
very slowly here in the
library it sucks | twaiku |
Hope things get better
had bad few days just can't trust
anyone these days | twaiku |
colorful wigs u
say sounds like it was out of
control from da rip | twaiku |
Our president
cheated on his smoking hot
wife with a porn star | twaiku |
So stay strong little
buddy When I make it big
I'll keep you in mind | twaiku |
Only way to save
a country's soul is to beat
em in elections | twaiku |
My baby is not
at all happy that she has
the hiccups right now | twaiku |
Gave all my problems
to God Had faith that better
days was coming soon | twaiku |
Someone family
called me a nurse at work it
was kinda cool lol | twaiku |
Those pesky standards
We should apply equally
and consistently | twaiku |
Anyone who has
ever experienced the
same feelings as mine | twaiku |
my english teacher
really loves putting people
on the spot so much | twaiku |
that's exactly it
Almost as if his head can't
comprehend it all | twaiku |
Everybody tells
me meaning my handlers are
keeping me happy | twaiku |
I want to study
so bad but pressing phone is
just way easier | twaiku |
My boyfriend dead won't
let me take any of my
clothes back to my house | twaiku |
Mind and body feel
lovely now that I've started
working out again | twaiku |
i'm so confused by
march madness this year what the
fuck is going on | twaiku |
Gonna finish Full
Metal Alchemist within
the next couple days | twaiku |
Ohh stevie Stevie
Stevie At least you can say
you were one man down | twaiku |
april kepner is
gonna die i can't believe
im typing this shit | twaiku |
Im about to throw
this nasty fart to clear this
vip fuck this | twaiku |
I was walking with
my timbs on stepping over
puddles full of pain | twaiku |
make it into a
YouTube video and split
it into two parts | twaiku |
Prayed for an angel
to come in the night and shine
some sweet light on me | twaiku |
i'm ready for the
weekend this week bout to fight
my ass with both hands | twaiku |
Linda is on the
Move could see a HUGE jump this
week my opinion | twaiku |
So the Leafs haven't
looked outclassed against Nashville
Tampa or Boston | twaiku |
Time for my Sunday
nap sleep needed went bed at
five plus it's raining | twaiku |
Gonna celebrate
my Irish heritage by
getting trashed today | twaiku |
Let today be your
last day of telling yourself
you'll start tomorrow | twaiku |
Wrong Antonio
Brown is the best receiver
in the NFL | twaiku |
Evan Edinger
stop blaming kids for all your
life problems challenge | twaiku |
Everyone wants you
to be happy until you're
happier than them | twaiku |
i'm actually
so lucky and sometimes i
don't even know it | twaiku |
Seen some woman at
work that looked like Ruby Rose
and I fell in love | twaiku |
Scorpio Today
you will be devoured by
your ten thousand young | twaiku |
I've never had an
Otto icon before Feels
nice to switch it up | twaiku |
Makes a new account
to avoid people instead
of being upfront | twaiku |
I really feel bad
for those guys who use condoms
bt still get AIDS | twaiku |
I've never heard of
the bus but it sounds like a
load of shit to me | twaiku |
Football Referees
when you're on a yellow and
you commit a foul | twaiku |
Only good thing I
got from you was new music
but thank you for that | twaiku |
life has a funny
way of humbling me when
things start to go good | twaiku |
However much tough
life may become never go
back to what broke u | twaiku |
What a beautiful
issue make sure to check out
Hybrid Vigor by | twaiku |
Cardio and leg
day done Not too shabby for
a rainy Monday | twaiku |
Work is stressing me
out so much right now I hope
I can get through this | twaiku |
Got hammered woke up
in jail with all my friends quite
a crazy night out | twaiku |
do you ever just
want someone to step on you
because damn me too | twaiku |
If you believe you
will fail then you are almost
certainly correct | twaiku |
Which of the below
defines democracy for
you Vote and re tweet | twaiku |
Describe the result
of your tee shot on this hole
in three words or less | twaiku |
I work on Mardi
Gras and I'm trying to work
for Valentine's too | twaiku |
I left my Apple
watch at home today and man
do I feel naked | twaiku |
Im just shaking with
giggles at you carrying
vodka in your purse | twaiku |
I wondered why the
Frisbee was getting bigger
and then it hit me | twaiku |
what am i supposed
to do when the best part of
me was always u | twaiku |
You're welcome If you
have any other queries
please get in touch DA | twaiku |
I forgot to get
new windshield wipers Welp I
guess today's the day | twaiku |
Jesus this drive is
leaving Brady's GOAT status
in fucking tatters | twaiku |
In bed looking at
memes instead of sleeping who
needs sleep anyways | twaiku |
Using rational
choice theory to optimize
my tinder profile | twaiku |
I'm going to go
live for a bit let me just
setup everything | twaiku |
Jesus received what
I deserved and I received
what Jesus deserved | twaiku |
FBI agents
are biased against traitors
They're funny that way | twaiku |
Im feeling like this
holiday its for the guys
got some cash money | twaiku |
Please don't cram figure
skating down our throats this
Olympics Thank you | twaiku |
I was hoping you
were giving away meet greet
tickets for Jay Z | twaiku |
My tits aren't big
enough to kill a man yet
what is this bullshit | twaiku |
Who jokes about shit
like this All kids deserve a
mother and father | twaiku |
Pretty sure blizzard
goes off of characters that
are popular lol | twaiku |
during this event
we can get autograph or
something with players | twaiku |
When you stop being
friends with someone they become
your biggest hater | twaiku |
Be so consistent
that they can't even tell when
you're taking a break | twaiku |
I had someone that
really wanted to be with
me I fucked that up | twaiku |
I'm literally
waiting for two numbers I've
been scared in my life | twaiku |
I've been given a
pair of boy pants and I love
it It have POCKETS | twaiku |
i love the podcast
call your girlfriend because it
makes me fall asleep | twaiku |
william I mean this
tweet gave it to me and I
thought twitter was safe | twaiku |
Has mystic meg got
a office in london to
have a reading with | twaiku |
its thundering a
lot and my cat hates and she's
actually mad | twaiku |
we were already
working on this then here you
come with the slander | twaiku |
Next week I'm taking
myself out I don't want to
hang with nobody | twaiku |
Just did a fitness
assessment and now I feel
like throwing up Nice | twaiku |
I have created
a new writer account Feel
free to follow it | twaiku |
I feel attacked but
at the same time this tattoo
meant a lot to me | twaiku |
If he resists there
is no other choice but to
kill and tame him right | twaiku |
Oh man that's really
nice how long did it take you
to animate that | twaiku |
black mirror is so
messed up got me skeptical
of everything now | twaiku |
I'm a good woman
and my stomach is flat so
what are u saying | twaiku |
Hi Patricia Would
you please let me know if you
received my email | twaiku |
Rubbish we have to
wait till January Would
love him need him now | twaiku |
Still driving The black
spots on the hills in this the
second shot are cows | twaiku |
fuck you ever just
see someone's ass and ur like
damn a whole ass snack | twaiku |
todays my last day
of highschool and i won't miss
any of you fucks | twaiku |
hope you're happy I'm
gonna be listening to
lana all night now | twaiku |
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