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Awesome event and an important topic Thanks for organizing
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I'm kinda upset that Kim got famous sucking dick and I haven't
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Once You Start Doing What You Love Something Just Drives You To Never Stop
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Work is happening very slowly here in the library it sucks
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Hope things get better had bad few days just can't trust anyone these days
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colorful wigs u say sounds like it was out of control from da rip
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Our president cheated on his smoking hot wife with a porn star
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So stay strong little buddy When I make it big I'll keep you in mind
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Only way to save a country's soul is to beat em in elections
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My baby is not at all happy that she has the hiccups right now
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Gave all my problems to God Had faith that better days was coming soon
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Someone family called me a nurse at work it was kinda cool lol
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Those pesky standards We should apply equally and consistently
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Anyone who has ever experienced the same feelings as mine
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my english teacher really loves putting people on the spot so much
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that's exactly it Almost as if his head can't comprehend it all
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Everybody tells me meaning my handlers are keeping me happy
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I want to study so bad but pressing phone is just way easier
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My boyfriend dead won't let me take any of my clothes back to my house
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Mind and body feel lovely now that I've started working out again
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i'm so confused by march madness this year what the fuck is going on
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Gonna finish Full Metal Alchemist within the next couple days
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Ohh stevie Stevie Stevie At least you can say you were one man down
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april kepner is gonna die i can't believe im typing this shit
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Im about to throw this nasty fart to clear this vip fuck this
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I was walking with my timbs on stepping over puddles full of pain
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make it into a YouTube video and split it into two parts
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Prayed for an angel to come in the night and shine some sweet light on me
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i'm ready for the weekend this week bout to fight my ass with both hands
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Linda is on the Move could see a HUGE jump this week my opinion
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So the Leafs haven't looked outclassed against Nashville Tampa or Boston
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Time for my Sunday nap sleep needed went bed at five plus it's raining
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Gonna celebrate my Irish heritage by getting trashed today
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Let today be your last day of telling yourself you'll start tomorrow
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Wrong Antonio Brown is the best receiver in the NFL
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Evan Edinger stop blaming kids for all your life problems challenge
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Everyone wants you to be happy until you're happier than them
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i'm actually so lucky and sometimes i don't even know it
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Seen some woman at work that looked like Ruby Rose and I fell in love
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Scorpio Today you will be devoured by your ten thousand young
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I've never had an Otto icon before Feels nice to switch it up
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Makes a new account to avoid people instead of being upfront
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I really feel bad for those guys who use condoms bt still get AIDS
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I've never heard of the bus but it sounds like a load of shit to me
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Football Referees when you're on a yellow and you commit a foul
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Only good thing I got from you was new music but thank you for that
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life has a funny way of humbling me when things start to go good
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However much tough life may become never go back to what broke u
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What a beautiful issue make sure to check out Hybrid Vigor by
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Cardio and leg day done Not too shabby for a rainy Monday
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Work is stressing me out so much right now I hope I can get through this
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Got hammered woke up in jail with all my friends quite a crazy night out
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do you ever just want someone to step on you because damn me too
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If you believe you will fail then you are almost certainly correct
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Which of the below defines democracy for you Vote and re tweet
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Describe the result of your tee shot on this hole in three words or less
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I work on Mardi Gras and I'm trying to work for Valentine's too
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I left my Apple watch at home today and man do I feel naked
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Im just shaking with giggles at you carrying vodka in your purse
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me
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what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always u
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You're welcome If you have any other queries please get in touch DA
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I forgot to get new windshield wipers Welp I guess today's the day
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Jesus this drive is leaving Brady's GOAT status in fucking tatters
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In bed looking at memes instead of sleeping who needs sleep anyways
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Using rational choice theory to optimize my tinder profile
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I'm going to go live for a bit let me just setup everything
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Jesus received what I deserved and I received what Jesus deserved
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FBI agents are biased against traitors They're funny that way
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Im feeling like this holiday its for the guys got some cash money
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Please don't cram figure skating down our throats this Olympics Thank you
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I was hoping you were giving away meet greet tickets for Jay Z
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My tits aren't big enough to kill a man yet what is this bullshit
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Who jokes about shit like this All kids deserve a mother and father
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Pretty sure blizzard goes off of characters that are popular lol
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during this event we can get autograph or something with players
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When you stop being friends with someone they become your biggest hater
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Be so consistent that they can't even tell when you're taking a break
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I had someone that really wanted to be with me I fucked that up
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I'm literally waiting for two numbers I've been scared in my life
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I've been given a pair of boy pants and I love it It have POCKETS
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i love the podcast call your girlfriend because it makes me fall asleep
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william I mean this tweet gave it to me and I thought twitter was safe
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Has mystic meg got a office in london to have a reading with
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its thundering a lot and my cat hates and she's actually mad
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we were already working on this then here you come with the slander
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Next week I'm taking myself out I don't want to hang with nobody
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Just did a fitness assessment and now I feel like throwing up Nice
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I have created a new writer account Feel free to follow it
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I feel attacked but at the same time this tattoo meant a lot to me
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If he resists there is no other choice but to kill and tame him right
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Oh man that's really nice how long did it take you to animate that
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black mirror is so messed up got me skeptical of everything now
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I'm a good woman and my stomach is flat so what are u saying
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Hi Patricia Would you please let me know if you received my email
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Rubbish we have to wait till January Would love him need him now
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Still driving The black spots on the hills in this the second shot are cows
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fuck you ever just see someone's ass and ur like damn a whole ass snack
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todays my last day of highschool and i won't miss any of you fucks
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hope you're happy I'm gonna be listening to lana all night now
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